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Cough syrup (496 hits)

Category: News

Rating: -0.83 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by mush<pogsareback> (View user info) at 2005-01-26 04:50:15 EST




monkey monkey on a branch. Monkey monkey eat some ranch. and don't skip on the carrot flavor. Have you ever seen a giraffe? I have an 18 wheeler packpack marsupial. Wanna dance to the north side of ogdenburg. ramble into a zoo of seven layered burritos and find yourself a new bag of insanity. If by chance you have an equal relation to a dwarf, let the ham sandwich do the walking. Never invite an anti-materialistic penguin to the cinnamon roll concert. If by chance an aquaduct doth appear at the edge of an unfortunate rumble let the dogs out. under the mattress is a key to the salty unicorn, use it and find the knuckle toe you've been wishing for. christmas was a lie and i can prove that in eight days santa and satan are dyslexic lovers from nigeria. Who knew that a canadian dollar could sail around half of the mediteranean sea. spellcheck was invented by lucifer and a hockey puck. Thats why we have so many illegible documents floating around the adriatic sea. Brown said to black "wher'ed you get that big ol' nasty gorilla?" I hope that in retrospect the first and last will be many more to come. Clear eyes for clear nostrils I found a biological formation underneath my arm. It had a double helix of sorts. Humans are at a new level of cosmic solutions. I wouldn't pay too much attention, because then you would need to balance your check book. Ya dig? After all we all are just that. Nothing.

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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Y HALO THAR BUTTSECKS?

Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:13:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?

Submitted by downerSTAIN (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:03:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Mmm cough syrup. I can taste the cherry menthol as I write this. And the nice warm feeling of a whole 8 oz of Robitussin in your stomach, knowing that you'll soon be off in the land of dex.

Submitted by Chronicles_of_College_Guy (user info) at 2005-01-26 21:44:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


I hear ya, man.

http://forum.grasscity.com/printthread.php?t=597


Submitted by ALTUS (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

for my review click here http://www.ubersite.com/m/57704

Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-26 12:58:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

This is so deep that you should die.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-26 11:18:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-26 11:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Uh...

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-26 08:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Random retarded crap is not funny. At all.

Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-26 06:14:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

blah blah bongo mongo jump up twist the cargo jimbo look out on the hilltop kettle well fall and stop blip plop like the rain its no shame here comes the sun time for fun frisbee wheels keep turning burning like a star on fire. fuck me im ace no im not -2

Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-26 05:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.ubersite.com/m/49030

Just like yours only most of the words are made-up.

Submitted by pogsareback (user info) at 2005-01-26 05:11:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hahahah, I get it. Insinuating that I am a child.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-26 05:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

For being "up late"
at least


Anyway, we'd like to thank you for the occasional moments of peace and
love our family's experienced ... well, not today. You saw what
happened. Oh, Lord, be honest. Are we the most pathetic family in
the universe, or what?

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