Love Asians? Wanna buy a Magazine? Still haven’t seen a doctor about that burning sensation? (2859 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.83 on 49 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-01-26 09:10:30 EST
Because I have unlimited resources, and change my career on a day to day basis (due probably to the schizophrenia). I have decided today to publish a magazine.
Somebody write an article since I can't be bothered to use all those, uggghhh what are they called? Oh yea, words.
Enjoy
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Submitted by GrayGhost (user info) at 2006-02-09 08:21:43 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:50:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-03-03 18:16:45 EST (#)
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I hope I +2'ed this already.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:44:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by nunga-nunga (user info) at 2005-02-25 19:08:13 EST (#)
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shut up chink shes fucking hot
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-25 10:42:50 EST (#)
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Fuck that crybaby phinch. Syphalis breath
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-27 15:49:32 EST (#)
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Yea, it was so craptacular that you had to copy the idea almost word for fucking word.
I don't give a fuck if you're Asian, Black, White, or Michael fucking Jackson. I post what I think is funny, not what's politically correct. If you get offended that easily you need to go re-evaluate your life.
Nobody cares that you're Asian, and nobody cares what sterotypes get thrown out there.
Look at your White Week post, most people who +2ed it are white I'd bet.
Get over yourself, you're just being a self important prick
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I'm quite the easygoing guy. Reviews from jimmy and professorfuckface don't bother me because they are the kind of people that piss the civil rights people off. Little dick comments don't bother me because my dick trails on the ground behind me. Usually I just ignore the racist bullshit, but I'll tell you why your post pissed me off so much yesterday. (I'm sure you don't give a shit, but fuck it.)
Yesterday morning my brother, who is quite the Asian rights activist forwarded me an email entitled "Mainstreaming Asian Stereotypes." The email was calling for the ban of a couple New York radio DJ's that aired a song that contained the following:
quote:
unmistakably racist epithets in its lyrics, including:
You can hear the screaming chinks.
There were Africans drowning/
Little Chinamen swept away/
You can hear God laughing, 'Swim you bitches swim.'
While introducing the song, male host Todd Lynn threatens,
"I'm going to start shooting Asians."
end quote.
My thoughts at this point: "heh heh, I can't believe they got away with putting that on the air."
The demands of the group that was offended by these actions are as follows:
quote:
OCA demands that Hot 97 WQHT FM and its parent companies - Emmis Radio
and Emmis Communications - remove Miss Jones and Todd Lynn from future
broadcasts. Also, OCA calls on the FCC to investigate this matter,
enforce broadcast decency standards, and penalize Hot 97 to the
harshest extent under law. OCA will continue to work with all
concerned organizations to achieve these objectives. As always, OCA
stands with those individuals and groups that promote compassion and
diversity, and who are outraged by the denigrating and dehumanizing
message directed at Asians, Africans and Asian Americans by the Hot 97
"Tsunami Song."
end quote
My thoughts at this point: "Fuck. Now they are going to censor everything for some stupid shit that isn't true. Those people are imagining things and have way to much time on their hands. They won't be happy until everything is as controversial as Mr. Rodgers"
I fuck around for a bit, and log on to uber. That's when I saw the uberboard. Clickity click, what do we have here? A modified version of AsianWeek (A magazine that I have worked for) with some Asian girl in a bikini on it. Stereotypical humor written all over it. Inital thoughts: "huh. not much by way of photoshop, but not horible either. It sure does prove those Asian rights wackos right though." scroll down, and you had a solid plus two with over thirty reviews. That my friend is what pissed me off. You proved the censorship lobbying, rights restricting extremists 100% correct. I saw red. I was pissed off enought to kill puppies.
What to do, but to retaliate.
oh, but a minus two didn't give me enough satisfaction. Fire up the photoshop, cause its time for a spoof.
Now you are angry because I attacked your "race", your "color" your fucking whatever.
good. Hopefully it was because I offended you, and not because I ruined your +2 streak.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:15:34 EST (#)
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Damn. She's hot.
<runs home to hot asian wife for hot asian sex>
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:36:26 EST (#)
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hey asian fetish boy.
I did reference this craptacular piece of shit on my post you piece of corn shit.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-27 10:28:39 EST (#)
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humina
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-26 22:02:59 EST (#)
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I want to stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:59:35 EST (#)
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Yessssssssssss, thats my kind of girl,yummmmmmmmmmy!!!!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:57:59 EST (#)
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Why I became a ninja.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:44:41 EST (#)
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How many hits until you make MVA.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:40:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:34:12 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by PhiTappaAss (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:29:14 EST (#)
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*Can't get enough of hot asian chicks*
*sings to the tune of the cookie crisp jingle
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:24:49 EST (#)
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Should you learn engrish?
Submitted by Uzi (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:15:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:23:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:32:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:20:23 EST (#)
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MY magazine!
Does anyone rate you higher than me? 1.85 avg. I beleve...
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:07:32 EST (#)
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Naaah, +6.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:07:25 EST (#)
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Meh.. +4..?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-26 17:07:17 EST (#)
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It's impossible to give this less than a +2. Asians are some of the hottest people on earth.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-26 16:44:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:11:43 (#)
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Rice is good for when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA
you are so fucked in the head. i love it!
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:51:37 EST (#)
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I have to +2 this.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:24:25 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:23:19 EST (#)
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Engrish.
Kck ass.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:17:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:11:43 (#)
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Rice is good for when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
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hahahahahhahah
Great Comment
Guess that'll be in the next issue
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-26 13:11:43 EST (#)
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Rice is good for when you're hungry and want 2,000 of something.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-26 12:53:36 EST (#)
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Ninja's are free from small-peener woes?
*runs off to become a ninja*
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-26 11:26:35 EST (#)
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Ayaaaah!
You VERY bad lo-fan!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:56:13 EST (#)
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You're moving up my list of favorites.
You just passed the broad that shows her tits...but you still trail...lessee here...Me.
"Engrish..."
Buahahahahahahahaaaaaa
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:45:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by wookie (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:45:07 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:31:24 EST (#)
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"99 exciting ways to make rice!"
"Should you learn engrish?"
Fuckin' A, man. I salute you.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:14:46 EST (#)
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Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-26 10:13:48 EST (#)
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Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:45:59 EST (#)
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You are, indeed, a twisted man.
Carry on.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:35:59 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA YOU SAID BOTTOM!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Oh, shit... Sorry, my mistake.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:32:37 EST (#)
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What of those of us whose penises are too big to be ninjas? Should we subscribe to Pirates Weekly?
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:31:31 EST (#)
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fluck you and shut your mouse
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:23:47 EST (#)
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mmm nubblies
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:22:20 EST (#)
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heheheh
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:20:33 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:20:18 EST (#)
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ninja [penis] vanish!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:16:57 EST (#)
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engrish
haha
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-26 09:14:37 EST (#)
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