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i hold these truths to be self evident. (242 hits)

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Submitted by rob <sagecaster.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-26 13:58:03 EST


how you present yourself is how your precieved. if you wear big pants,your ballcap off to one side and gold caps on your front teeth people will treat you like a punk.
if you wear short skirts,lots of makeup and talk like a sailor people will treat you like a tramp.
if you treat others honestly and with respect through out your life the place you go when you die will be alot nicer than if you dont. by no means am i saying theres a place where the streets are lined with gold or one thats perpetually aflame. although it would be kinda cool.
if you tell someone their stupid enough times eventually they will wonder.
if you make the time to teach,listen to and love your wife and kids you will get back everything and more.
if you dont like your job its harder to get up and be on time in the morning.
if you act paranoid and defensive people will assume that you are insecure.
all of these statements can hardly be argued to be anything but true.here are a few more truths. youll have to trust me and take my word for it.
i am a good poker player. probably better than most. i have to much time and money invested not to be.
i am a skilled flyfisherman that practices catch and release or zero limits.if i didnt there would be no fish left for other anglers.
i wont point a gun at anything unless its pointing one at me.
i am a master carpener continuing to perfect my skills with every new project i take on.
i am much to honest to ever be successful in business.
i am not a writer,not even a wannabe. just a guy recovering from gallbladder surgery with a new computer that likes to read.
i apologize if you feel you wasted your time reading this. i understand how important your time is and who am i to monpolize it.

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