i hold these truths to be self evident. (512 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.31 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by rob <sagecaster.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-26 13:58:09 EST
how you present yourself is how your precieved. if you wear big pants,your ballcap off to one side and gold caps on your front teeth people will treat you like a punk.
if you wear short skirts,lots of makeup and talk like a sailor people will treat you like a tramp.
if you treat others honestly and with respect through out your life the place you go when you die will be alot nicer than if you dont. by no means am i saying theres a place where the streets are lined with gold or one thats perpetually aflame. although it would be kinda cool.
if you tell someone their stupid enough times eventually they will wonder.
if you make the time to teach,listen to and love your wife and kids you will get back everything and more.
if you dont like your job its harder to get up and be on time in the morning.
if you act paranoid and defensive people will assume that you are insecure.
all of these statements can hardly be argued to be anything but true.here are a few more truths. youll have to trust me and take my word for it.
i am a good poker player. probably better than most. i have to much time and money invested not to be.
i am a skilled flyfisherman that practices catch and release or zero limits.if i didnt there would be no fish left for other anglers.
i wont point a gun at anything unless its pointing one at me.
i am a master carpener continuing to perfect my skills with every new project i take on.
i am much to honest to ever be successful in business.
i am not a writer,not even a wannabe. just a guy recovering from gallbladder surgery with a new computer that likes to read.
i apologize if you feel you wasted your time reading this. i understand how important your time is and who am i to monpolize it.
User Reviews
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-26 21:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The common english sentence begins with a capital letter. The word I is captialized. For wasiting my time, write that four thousand times.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-26 20:58:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
i hold my dick with my right hand.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-01-26 18:30:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I liked it. That is all.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:57:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you remind me of loose stools
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:52:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
what the hell man if they are comin at you , means they want somthin ,more better you look after them and care for them ,than they get on the street uh?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hold your mom to be a dumb cunt for not having take the next day pill after having been raped by a retard bum, and hence having given birth to a cum-goblin liek you.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:18:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"i wont point a gun at anything unless its pointing one at me."
what if he's got a knife? like a big-arse knife that crocodile dundee has. will you only take out a big knife and duel old school?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Welcome, and:
-2 DIE!
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"how you present yourself is how your precieved."
-1 friend. (-2 is for posts that scare me, and crap posts)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Jesus.... have you been retarded long ?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:02:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Piss off.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-26 14:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Capitalization would help.