A good Chat post. wtf? (770 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dirty HumorRating: -0.67 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Thored (View user info) at 2005-01-26 23:39:27 EST
I was browsing Yahoo Chat today, and realized something. There are some fucking stupid people on the internet. Anyways, being bored, I wondered what it would be like to see how stupid people really are. Note the user name "rebu_rof" which, when reversed, spells "For Uber". Anyways, here are my findings.
Chat room #1: Daughters who love daddies...
My "ASL" is 13.F.Quebec. The second, I posted that, I got 40598568 messages. Wow, horny fucking bastards. So far, no Eric Rice. Anyways, I get this message, and I run with it.
I wish I could make this up, this is just sad.
billsanders32: hi.39 yo dad from canada,with cam and small penis. ( I begin laughing here )
billsanders32: wanna chat?cam?
rebu_rof: wow
billsanders32: wow what?
rebu_rof: Chat.
rebu_rof: Sorry, lotz of people. Hrny oldz men, liek 50
billsanders32: oh
billsanders32: wanna cam2cam?
rebu_rof: ummm... maybe laterz?
rebu_rof: I wnt to get to know u.
rebu_rof: srry. ,y english isnt so good.
billsanders32: ok cool
rebu_rof: im ffom quebec.
billsanders32: you have a pic?
rebu_rof: I learnd how to speak englsh on yahoo.
billsanders32: cool
rebu_rof: yea, sec.
rebu_rof: let me fnd it.
billsanders32: k
billsanders32 wants to view your webcam.
Allow (Alt+Shift+A) - Deny (Alt+Shift+D)
billsanders32: may i have an invite please?
rebu_rof: http://us.f3.yahoofs.com/msgr/rebu_rof/.tmp/denver05.jpg?msk1N.BBQ8JlRvq7
billsanders32: your the brunette beside the blonde?
rebu_rof: srry
rebu_rof: yahoo stped wrking
rebu_rof: I culdnt tipe.
rebu_rof: thats me tho.
billsanders32: ok
rebu_rof: srry, im not that hot.
rebu_rof: boys don like me. thats why i come on yahoo.
rebu_rof: do u have cam?
billsanders32: you look good to me
billsanders32: why dont they like you
rebu_rof: i dunno, they say im not hot or w.e. some stupid kids like omg u have no boobs.
rebu_rof: i dunno... ur kool tho
billsanders32: ty
billsanders32: you have boobs.you dont need big ones
billsanders32: i like smaller boobs myself
rebu_rof: wow rlly?
billsanders32: yes
rebu_rof: isnt that like gay or we or do sum guys like that?
billsanders32: some do.i am one that does
rebu_rof: wow kool, ty.
billsanders32: welcome
billsanders32: hey may i see ya on cam?
rebu_rof: yeah in a min, my mommy is goin to bed.
billsanders32: ok
rebu_rof: so why u like teens? u tink its hot?
billsanders32: yes i do
rebu_rof: oh omg, sorry i wuz just lookin back, yur from canada?
rebu_rof: wher!?
billsanders32: ontario
rebu_rof: kool.
rebu_rof: u said u have a smll penis 2? why u tink that?
billsanders32: its only 5 inches when hard
rebu_rof: oh, that sux.
billsanders32: yes
rebu_rof: jus like boobs tho, som gurl like small ones rigt?
billsanders32: yes they do
billsanders32: do you have a size your prefer?penis size
rebu_rof: i unno, I kinda like like dog dic or w/e... its rly big, but n e thin realy.
rebu_rof: my dad is goin upstairs son
billsanders32: ok
rebu_rof: his tele..show jus fin.
billsanders32: cool
rebu_rof: brb, he called me.
rebu_rof: can i add u?
billsanders32: k
Omg look, its rebu_rof shes so hawt.
User Reviews
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 09:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Sorry, I don't read this crap.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I never find IM conversations interesting in the least.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:19:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
wtf indeed
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:04:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:54:58 (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice to see you considering the consequences of your actions, fuckwit
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Oh... Fuck.
I pissed off some small dick'd guy from texas.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-27 04:15:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bill's probably a 14-year-old acne ridden boy.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:54:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice to see you considering the consequences of your actions, fuckwit.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:33:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 because I too used to pose as a chick only to give them a cam-full of dick. That's gonna come back to haunt me when I'm a big-time filmmaker, I bet.
Not a +2 because your handle was "for uber" backwards. I'm sorry, I just can't dig that.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-27 03:17:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Very wrong
Submitted by beer-turtle (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:27:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
disturbing at best...
so how often is it you pose at a 13 yo girl... I mean did you get your jollies off teasing men or something?
-B
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-26 23:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit, it's the blonde chick from Family Ties!
Tina.. something or other.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-26 23:51:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
What's the equivalent of the FBI in Canada? 'Cause child pronography is not cool, dude.
Ah, what the fuck. +1 ya crazy bastard.
Just no more AIM/Yahoo/MSN chat posts ever again.
Oh, and lay low on the kiddie porn thing.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-01-26 23:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
that's just...disturbing
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-26 23:43:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That's just plain disturbing.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-26 23:42:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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