Greatest Statment Ever (771 hits)
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Submitted by kochierRWH(981) (View user info) at 2005-01-27 00:58:42 EST
Okay on Monday I was talking to my girlfriend over the phone and she said the greatest statement EVER, I mean ever. And I was supposed to write it down but I forgot but I remember saying that I was going to make it into a book and that 1000 years from now people would look back on the 21st century and say this statement was the greatest thing ever and it explains everything.
Why do we exist? Insert Statement
What is the meaning of life? Insert statment
Why do we love? Insert statement
etc.
If anyone can help me figure out a way to get her to remember it please post. I'm willing to do anything to get this most holy of statements!
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Submitted by Slovin (user info) at 2005-04-13 01:48:18 EDT (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:48:21 EST (#)
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Okay I tried oral sex she still doesn't remember, I'm thinking shock therapy to get her to remember but she keeps saying no, and I am so postive that this statement was the most glorious thing ever because I remember going on and on about it until I forgot about it.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:48:48 EST (#)
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"you see, Mr. Bond, here in Japan, we have two rules:
One. Men come first and women come second.
Two: Never do something when somebody else can do it for you."
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:33:03 EST (#)
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I've always been of the opinion that the greatest thing to ever come out of a woman's mouth was my penis.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-27 10:56:57 EST (#)
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The greatest statement ever is on Spike Milligan's gravestone.
"I told you i was ill"
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-27 09:29:34 EST (#)
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how could you forget the greatest statement ever?
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:44:07 EST (#)
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i've seen better bank statements.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:32:18 EST (#)
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green underwear?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:26:43 EST (#)
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You really have absolutely nothing to say.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 08:17:23 EST (#)
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You are worthless.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-27 06:05:22 EST (#)
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These are the most zeros I have ever seen. Congrats on the most boring post on the entire freakin site.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-27 05:51:43 EST (#)
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Yes I think you'll find the meaning of life is actually 42, at least some people here are aware. Now go write that down. In fact write a story about it. Oh someone already has..
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-27 05:10:48 EST (#)
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Your girlfriend would probably know.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:57:38 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:50:18 (#)
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42?
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Is that from Hitchiker's guide? If so, then hahahahahaah.
If not, then uh.... 43 I win.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:22:35 EST (#)
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ravioli
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:21:57 EST (#)
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Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:18:30 (#)
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Kill yourself and ask god what she said.
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:18:30 EST (#)
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Kill yourself and ask god what she said.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-27 02:12:21 EST (#)
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Why do we exist? We don't exist.
What is the meaning of life? There is no life.
Why do we love? Egghh...
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:58:09 EST (#)
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Once you hear it again, you're not gonna think it's that great anymore.
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:50:18 EST (#)
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42?
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:09:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:03:45 (#)
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"oral sex" is the answer.
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Gotta hand it to the guy, he makes a convincing argument.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-27 01:03:45 EST (#)
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"oral sex" is the answer.