The Only Tsunami Survivor (1034 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 0.76 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Maximus Padus (View user info) at 2005-01-27 11:54:46 EST
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Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:49:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
her skirt is ripped.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-27 15:31:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I actually did laugh out loud. Funny, arousing and slightly intimidating.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-27 15:13:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Where's the midget with the scafolding on wheels to help her carry thoes things around?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 15:02:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll take crying for 300 Alex.....
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pssh! Let's see here, Shlongy vs. Masturbation and Crying
you decide.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:40:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You missed the second coming of Shlongy....
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Just got back from a long lunch. I had a lot of masturbation and crying to do! YOU KNOW HOW IT IS!
Submitted by boringwhiteboy (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:26:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
just to see her stand up is amazing even if she is leaning on the tree.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey... where's Maximus ?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:16:18 (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a word for ______s that big? I don't know it, and I know some words.
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Yes, it's "TITS".... not "________s"
Come on, you can say it......
TITS......... TITS................TITS............
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:16:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is there a word for ______s that big? I don't know it, and I know some words.
Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:14:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thank God she survived! If she had died, everyone else in the world would have killed themselves.
There is a new center to the universe.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:07:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh shit.... ANOTHER stats geek has arrived.
Joy.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The Only Tsunami Survivor (25 hits)
Category: None
Rating: 0.42 on 41 reviews (Rate this item) (View all ratings)
Submitted by Maximus Padus [Authenticated] (View user info) at 2005-01-27 11:54:46
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+2 for 41 reviews and 25 hits.
(those are just tits, people)
And the customary +2nami hitwhore:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56211
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 14:02:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTH= NAMBLA Vice President of Operations
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Thanks, but what's a NAMBLA ?
and is it a paying position?... because you might consider applying for it, you unemployed fucktard.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTH= NAMBLA Vice President of Operations.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wait a second.... do you mean that Maximus isn't a blond 18 year old nympho from Cleveland, named Sheila ??
HE LIED TO ME THEN!!.....
That bastard!!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:54:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Come on Shlonger... that line was BEGGING to be typed... lighten up and live a little will ya ?
Besides... the kids funny!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAT THE HELL- any particular reason you're kissing some high school kids' ass? Oh, wait...you're one of "them"...OK.
I should call the fucking cops on you, Gacy, you fucking nitwit.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 13:19:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shlongy finished me off once....
.....With his mouth of course, I'm not teh ghey after all.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'll let schlongy finish you off. You bore me so quickly...
One more thing, Kai. I'm not trying to entertain the faggots of Uber, just the cool people. If I were trying to entertain you, I would do something a little more risque, such as Dirty Sanchez jokes, or maybe something as simple as gay porn. Gay porn for kai = many, many, many +2's.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Shit....
Since this is where everyone seems to be hanging out today...
Go look at this, it actually DIDN'T suck.... for me at least.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57858
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57858
And I didn't steal it either!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:55:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PLAGIARIZED ??
PLAGIARIZED ??
SHLONGY's whole LIFE is PLAGIARIZED..........
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:54:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How do we know that YOU, or SHLONGY, or evn ME aren't ALL Maximus alters ?
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I'm not because I'm not gay.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:45:50 (#)
Ranking: -2
PLAGIARIZED! You're a genius, ZitBoy. A real badass.
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Sorry Shlongy, but I'm afraid you stole the word genius from the dictionary. Fucking plagiarizer. Nigger. And Kai, you stole Richard Simmons' masculine personality, but do you see him complaining?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:52:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WOW, Kai.... that's some pretty interesting shit right there, but I STILL don't give a fuck.
How do we know that YOU, or SHLONGY, or evn ME aren't ALL Maximus alters ?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:50:31 EST (#)
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Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:12:11 (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for stealing
+2 for the obviously photoshopped breasts (but hell, they still gave me wood anyway)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:50:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sorry, I can't spell "PLAGIARIZED" .... I'm a moran.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I don't get the stats link thing ?
What does that prove ?
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Look at the numbers you moron. MaxiPad's life started as a College Guy / Steven Durel alter, pumping up CG's pathetic score - and life. He's rated CG higher & more often than anyone, because he is gay AND CG's alter. LOOK. He has no original purpose other than to plagarize, and harass talented Uberusers. He's pathetic and not even good at that.
Here is a MaxiPad camwhore. CG has many alters, this is just one of them.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56581
He even has his alters flame one another, to try to "fool" those of us who marvel at his pathetic attempts at attention. Truly, truly stupid and ghey.
I miss Koolmang. He would have driven this fucktard to a gay ritual suicide by now....
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like half of the shit around here isn't stolen from somewhere else Shlongy...
Please.. get some new material old man.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:45:50 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PLAGIARIZED! You're a genius, ZitBoy. A real badass.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:43:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
)-: ??????
Whoa, DUDE! You pulled a FAKEY smiley face! And you landed it, too! WTF
I'm right handed, so I have to go with :-)
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:41:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<checks under desk>
Nope, not here ..... )-:
DAMN!!
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:38:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where in the hell is Jeannneee
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhh..... I get it, and it's still a ghey concept.... I hate 97.45% of all stats.
This woman needs LESS cowbell..... or A cowbell..either way.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:27:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I don't get the stats link thing ?
What does that prove ?
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It proves that I am not one of the 34 Coolest people on Ubersite, because I didn't +2 all of Kai's totally gay, macho ego, homoerotic posts. Hey Kai, I saw you on MythBusters last night, and I must say, that French Fag Mustache is REALLY COOL BUDDY! Looks like there was some drops of semen and blood mixed in there, probably from either your ass, or Shlongy's.
MythBust ON, BROTHER!
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:28:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That's disgusting!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:27:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, I don't get the stats link thing ?
What does that prove ?
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I have never SEEN such buoyancy!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ohhhh.... we got a slap fest goinng on, kool!
Seriously though... how the shit does this chick stand upright ?
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:22:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai and Shlongy, sittin in a tree, A-S-S Lick-I-N-G
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What, now you're a 3rd grader? You are so stupid it's fucking HILARIOUS! You are College Ghey's dumbest alter yet!
PROOF: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/moreinfo.cgi?uber=MaximusPadus
Or are you just his willing penis holster? Why aren't you ashamed of this BLATANT GAYNESS & stop posting?
BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKTARD, that's why!
I'll let schlongy finish you off. You bore me so quickly...
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai and Shlongy, sittin in a tree, A-S-S Lick-I-N-G
First comes brown, then comes white, then comes Kai to suck my dick.
-----I stole the poem too, I got it off Shlongy's personal geocities website.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:15:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:05:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai and Shlongy, sittin in a tree, A-S-S Lick-I-N-G
First comes brown, then comes white, then comes Kai to suck my dick.
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-2 for plagiarizing.
+2 for the poetry. you rule.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
-2 for stealing
+2 for the obviously photoshopped breasts (but hell, they still gave me wood anyway)
Submitted by Kraven (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
ROFL
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:06:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
mommy?
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Kai and Shlongy, sittin in a tree, A-S-S Lick-I-N-G
First comes brown, then comes white, then comes Kai to suck my dick.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:01:35 (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and this shitforbrains didn't even change a WORD from the email that's been going around for two weeks.
Plagiarizing dipshit.
He didn't think of this at all...trying to pass it off as his own cleverness.
DING DING DING! I CHANGED 2 WORDS! YESSSSSSSSSSS
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:01:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Oh, and this shitforbrains didn't even change a WORD from the email that's been going around for two weeks.
Plagiarizing dipshit.
He didn't think of this at all...trying to pass it off as his own cleverness.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:00:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I was gonna use this same picture for a post.
Since it's obvious MaxiPad here would minus 2 my post, it's only appropriate that I minus 2 his dumb ass.
Fucking thief.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-27 12:00:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One post per day, you desperate fucktard. If you're going to keep posting all day until you generate something with a decent rating that people will want to read, you should kill yourself now. You suck, face it. Just compare yourself to me.
Now kill yourself, fag, Seriously.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Big tits!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shiver me timbers!
I want her for me wench pin up next month!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57855
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gold.
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
brilliant!
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:56:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Funny