lik teh best tatz evar (901 hits)
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Submitted by Banga3386 <tanzia682.at.aol.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-27 17:31:23 EST
Here are my tatoos: the first one is off of the Metallica "Binge and Purge" box set called "Scary Guy." It was my first and I thought I was top shit with that one. All the breaks in the lines are exact, so that's pretty cool.
The next one is the logo for Fear Factory's "Obsolete" record (not Foo Fighters). I got Burton C. Bell (the singer) to draw it on my ankle with a sharpie then had it tatooed in. I like it a lot, the only problem was the drunk bastard drew it backwards. I didn't notice it until my sister said something about it after it was inked in. I guess it serves me right for being a fanboy.
Oh well I like them both, not the best by far but I did them for me and I enjoy them.
Tell me about your worst tats or some that you've seen that were just horrid. The girl who did the first one had a teddy bear blowing it's head off with a shotgun on her under arm. I thought it was hilarious.
Yeah these suck.
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Submitted by DudeThatsBOSH (user info) at 2005-09-26 23:10:00 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
i have a tatoo of hair that covers my entire body so that I look like teh bigfoot.
Submitted by GirleButterfly (user info) at 2005-09-26 22:50:31 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 cause i know they hurt right there, and heres mine.... http://www.ubersite.com/m/75925
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-01-29 06:01:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Like I said: The FF one was drawn on with a SHARPIE marker by the FF lead singer. I take it as a killer autograph, not as a great tatoo. As a FF tat, or as a tat itself, it is for sucks, but since it is the "ultimate autograph," it's pretty cool,TO ME. I don't expect anyone else but myself to like these, I just (drunkenly) thought I should share them with you. There have also been many that have been way worse than these. Plus, if I want to, I can have these covered up with flames (drummer, uses double bass, thinkes he is an awesome metal drummer, it "works") so it's ok.
Plus i say fuck you all who have a normal sex life. Shag off with your "i don't have to pay men to have sex with me" bastards
Whoah did that fail as a joke?
Banga
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Nice Sharpie's buster.
Submitted by shakerbake (user info) at 2005-01-28 04:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I fucking love MetallicA and FF.
But you, my friend, is just shot your self in the nuts. And they look like magic markers.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:12:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Wow, those are great. They are almost as cool and my New Kids On The Block tattoo.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:04:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
20 years from now you will be soooooo
happy you have "them".
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:12:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:01:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked at it again and it looks nothing like the fear factory symbol. Jesus, did this guy just show up at a party and offer to give you a tat? I've seen it. Guy gets wasted and puts black stars that look like circles on peoples hips and they get all scabby and nasty. Yeah.
Ew.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i have a unicorn on my gooch
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:04:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ATTENTION WHORE ALERT: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57731
You're going to regret those tats if you ever grow up. C'mon man, a stick figure skull and crossbones flipping the bird with scary blood coming off its teeth? A band logo? -2 cuz joo are teh ghey con4misd.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I just looked at it again and it looks nothing like the fear factory symbol. Jesus, did this guy just show up at a party and offer to give you a tat? I've seen it. Guy gets wasted and puts black stars that look like circles on peoples hips and they get all scabby and nasty. Yeah.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHA the backwords fear factory symbol, wow, that just sucks. I don't think band names or symbols are good to put on your body but, to each his own. How are you going to explain that one to your children?
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-01-27 17:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
dem some hairy female legz