Ubersite RPG 6: The Battle Continues (1020 hits)
Category: HumorLabels: RPG
Rating: 1.65 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Matt Maiorano (View user info) at 2005-01-27 18:41:50 EST
Part 1: http://www.ubersite.com/m/30880
Part 2: http://www.ubersite.com/m/33767
Part 3: http://www.ubersite.com/m/34644
Part 4: http://www.ubersite.com/m/35924
Part 5: http://www.ubersite.com/m/49092
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BART: This is just great.
LECHUGA: What is?
WHATTHEHELL: Yeah, what is?
KAZZERAX: Yeah, what- ah fuck it.
BART: Look over there.
Koolmang, I_Have_A_Kristen_Fetish, and Shlongy appear!
BART: That's what.
WHATTHEHELL: So? What's the problem? We can take 'em.
BART: The problem? THE PROBLEM!? Look at what you guys are equipped with!! THAT'S the problem!!
WTH checks group status:
Lechuga - Special Attack: Duel Strike: Bitch & Moan
WTH - Weapon: Toothpick
Kazzerax - Clothes: *none*
Bart - Weapon: Banning Sword Of The Infinite
KAZZERAX: What? I happen to be quite comfortable like this.
BART: Well, you're making me uncomfortable. Stop it.
Bart, Lechuga, WTH, and Kazzerax enter battle!
FETISH: I told you I'd be back!
KOOLMANG: MWAHAHAHAHA!! Remember meeee!?
SHLONGY: I keep telling you nerds: I can kick your scrawny asses!!
Fetish, Koolmang, and Shlongy attack!
Delta strike!
Bart avoids attack!
Lechuga, WTH, and Kazzerax are hit!
Lechuga takes 287 damage
WTH takes 294 damage
Kazzerax takes 684 damage
KAZZERAX: OWWWWWW! That really hurt!!
BART: Quit whining, you pussy. Shit happens.
WHATTHEHELL: Yeah. You pussy.
BART: Shut up.
WHATTHEHELL: Yessir.
Bart summons Hidden
Bart, Lechuga, WTH, and Kazzerax are invisible!
BART: This should buy us some time. Now, attack!
Lechuga attacks
Koolmang hit!
Koolmang takes 4 damage
WTH uses Tech-Skill: Bitch-Slap
Fetish hit!
Fetish loses 12 Ego Points
Kazzerax casts Flame 2!
Fetish, Koolmang, and Shlongy hit!
Fetish gains 240 HP!
Koolmang gains 213 HP!
Shlongy gains 310 HP!
Shlongy counters with Tech-Skill: Comeback of Ultimate Snappyness
Kazzerax hit!
Kazzerax is paralyzed!
Fetish, Koolmang, and Shlongy focus on Kazzerax!
Attack in 4...
KAZZERAX: But.... I'm invisible!! WHY AM I ALWAYS HIT!?
LECHUGA: These guys are too strong.... how are we going to beat them, Bart!? HOOOW!?
BART: We pray, gentlemen..... we pray....
Bart defends
Attack in 3...
WHATTHEHELL: Is there anything we can do!?
WTH defends
Attack in 2...
LECHUGA: Fuck this!! I ain't going down without a fight!!
Lechuga casts Kamikaze!
Lechuga, Fetish, Koolmang, and Shlongy hit!
Fetish takes 843 damage!
Koolmang takes 1003 damage!
Shlongy takes 798 damage!
Lechuga's HP is reduced to 1
Attack in 1...
LECHUGA: Not enough...
KAZZERAX: Hey, will this work?
Kazzerax summons Donkey's Edge!
Donkey tramples Fetish, Koolmang, and Shlongy!
Fetish takes 7453 damage!
Fetish is unconscious!
Koolmag takes 8896 damage!
Koolmang is unconscious!
Shlongy takes 5412 damage!
Shlongy is near-fatal
SHLONGY: This isn't over yet, you fucks! I'll be back, and I'll make sure I'll kick your asses next time!!
Shlongy escapes
BART: SWEET SCREAMING SHEEPSHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT!?
KAZZERAX: I dunno....
LECHUGA: The legendary Donkey.....
WHATTHEHELL: I... I think I creamed myself.
*Battle has ended*
300000 Exp.
600000000 GP
Lechuga gains 24 levels!
Kazzerax picks up armor: Pooper Guard!
WTH learns Tech-Skill: Flame-Proof!
User Reviews
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:00:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wooo Donkey!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:58:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was in this.... and Shlongy lost....
Woooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!
Fuck him in his oldman ass!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:36:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think I love these more than donuts. And that's saying a lot.
If I ever make it into one of these. . . that would be so completely super.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:48:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
koolmang and IHKF are dead, get over it
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:41:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"SWEET SCREAMING SHEEPSHIT"
ha!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heh.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:16:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sonofa....
You said I'd be in the next one!
You're dead, my friend.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-28 07:22:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Koolmanwho?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-28 07:05:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-27 21:33:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty good, but could've used a better cast.
hahahahahahaahah
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:20:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:06:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-27 21:33:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty good, but could've used a better cast.
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Fuck you.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-27 21:43:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Final Fantasy, that was sick.
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-27 21:33:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Pretty good, but could've used a better cast.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-27 21:23:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I don't get into one of these, I swear I will hunt you down and use my mad ninja skeelz to kill you. And by kill, I mean rape. In the pooper. Actually, I'll do that if I DO get put into one of these. I'll shut up now.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:23:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nowhere near how good the old ones are.
Could be because half the subjects are lame.
Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bring the noise. Wonderful
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:42:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:40:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
THAT WAS AWESOME!
Bitch and Moan? Thanks.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KAZZERAX: OWWWWWW! That really hurt!!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-27 19:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The legend grows... And by legend I mean penis. And by grows I mean becomes painfully errect.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:53:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well, it doesn't have part 4's pizazz, and by pizazz I mean ME, but it's still a jolly good post.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Still pretty funny.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-27 18:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are so old school. Takes me back.