Who invented the inter-ma-net? An Englishman! (874 hits)
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Submitted by Hair (View user info) at 2005-01-28 01:01:32 EST
Who is the masked crusader behind the intermaweb?
Who was the stay at home gentleman, who so lovingly crafted the basis for world's largest collection of porno?
Who allowed geeks everywhere to have a voice?
Who was the champion of freedom who enabled the Westbro Baptist Church to communicate its spirit of love and friendship to all corners of the globe?
I thought an American would have done gone and done it.
Nope, a Britishan.
According to this: http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2005/01/28/1106850079241.html
Tim Berners-Lee, the man who invented the World Wide Web, Pwn3z your skinny, white, pimply butt.
I could have sworn it was Al Gore.
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 07:22:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:20:19 (#)
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Everyone knows that the Aussies will do anything to impress the Brits.
What, like beat them at everything, lead longer, healthier and wealthier lives, have a greater overall sense of happiness and well being and coming over to the UK to fuck the women so they can have those illusive "orgasms" British men can never seem to provide.
We do aim to please.
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:22:08 EST (#)
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post was lame, but the pic was good
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:20:19 EST (#)
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Everyone knows that the Aussies will do anything to impress the Brits.
Oh, and nice picture.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:43:19 (#)
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i repeat:
bobo always has the last word
All this scratchin' is makin' me itch.
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:00:38 EST (#)
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Gore said that he 'invented' the phrase "The Information Superhighway"
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:43:19 EST (#)
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i repeat:
bobo always has the last word
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 05:14:01 EST (#)
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Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-02-01 03:41:53 (#)
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bobo always has the last word
It's because the empty barrel makes the most noise. Having the last word means nothing if no one hears them.
Or in your case, bobo, cares what you think.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-01 04:31:45 EST (#)
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Chuck Chunder.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-01 03:56:56 EST (#)
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hah, how many drunk guy on the shitter pictures are there? i got one of my own...although my specimen hasn't puked all over himself.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-02-01 03:41:53 EST (#)
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bobo always has the last word
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:31:56 EST (#)
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Oh dear, bobo has learned to list other people's posts and make whiny, sobbing comments all wet in the twisted knickers.
Go here and be happy: www.fatchicksinpartyhats.com
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:37:14 EST (#)
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That's so gross.
Made me laugh, strangely enough.
Not like a 'Oh my gosh! That's so funny!!' laugh, but a 'I'm glad that's never happened to me' laugh.
Submitted by bobotheclown (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:23:36 EST (#)
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so THIS is the purpose of this little website?
this is not fuckwittery?
i see.
i will try and match the wonderful standards of your posts in future hairsphintre.
even though you do seem to be a complete and utter fuckwit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-28 17:25:57 EST (#)
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word
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:23:10 EST (#)
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the irony is, I bet that guy has a hairy sphincter.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:22:25 EST (#)
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why?
for the love of crap, that picture is unholy
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:23:12 EST (#)
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A picture is worth a thousand turds.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-28 04:11:21 EST (#)
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I was going to +2 this then it was reinforced by the picture.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-28 03:21:13 EST (#)
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I hate you for that picture. Why don't you ever come online you bastard?
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-28 01:04:05 EST (#)
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I was about to -1 this, then I saw the picture.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-28 01:03:02 EST (#)
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i was about to +2 this, then i saw the picture.