Ode to Uber... (538 hits)
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Submitted by Sanity <CypherAcid2.at.charter.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-28 05:37:35 EST
A message from Sanity: Those of you who are shitty writers and who will remain nameless(most of you know who you are), this song was written for you. So grab those old N'Sync CDs you use as coasters, put them back into your CD Player and sing along.
"Die, Die, Die" by the Bart-Sync Boys
(Hey, Hey)
Die, Die, Die
Die, Die...
Die. Die...
Oh, Oh..
I'm doin' this tonight,
You need to see the light.
I know you just aren't right.
Hey man come on,
I read you endlessly,
Your shit damn near kills me.
So now it's time you leave and write alone
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie
I wanna see me out that door
-2, die, die, die...
Die Die
Don't wanna be a fool like you
Just another writer in your game for two
You may hate me but it ain't no lie,
-2, die, die, die...
Die Die
I really tried to read your stuff,
I just wanna tell you that you made it tough.
It might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
-2, Die, die, die
(Oh, Oh)
It's sad you can't see the truth,
Now, man you're more than welcome to.
So give me one good reason,
Man come on
I just think that you should see.
How you are so inferior to me
And life would be much better once you're gone.
I know that I can't take no more
It ain't no lie,
I wanna see you out that door
-2, die, die, die...
Die Die
Don't wanna be a fool like you
Just another writer in your game for two
You hate me but I ain't gonna lie,
-2 Die, die, die...
Die Die
I tried to really read your stuff,
I just wanna tell you that I had enough (ooh ooh)
You might sound crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
-2, die, die, die
I'm not giving up I know for sure
But I don't wanna read Uber's shit no more
Die Die
I'm checkin' out
I'm signin' off
I'm gonna be hated but I've had enough
Don't think you're "that" cool
In this game for two
So I'm leavin' you a flame
Die, die, die...
You really tried to make it tough (make it tough)
But I had enough
And it ain't no lie (Die, die...)
Die, Die
Don't wanna act a fool like you
Just another writer in your game for two (Don't think you're "that" cool)
But it ain't no lie
-2 die, die, die...
You really tried to make it tough (You tried to make it rough),
I just wanna tell you that I hate your stuff (and that I had enough).
You might be crazy,
But it ain't no lie,
Die, die, die
Featuring an encore by Uber's -2 Die Shitty Writers Club. More to follow.
User Reviews
Submitted by Sanity (user info) at 2005-01-28 19:18:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I agree it is a horrible post. And I wrote the fucker. I don't know what kinda crack I was smoking but I know not to do that shit again. And for the record, N Sync Sucks
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:17:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll take shadow stevens to block. X gets the square.
Submitted by Huber_the_Nose (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:16:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
eh.....a bit corny.
now wait....it's a lot corny.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:50:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking horrible.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
shame on you for owning any N'Stync cd's.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:56:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Meh...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:45:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
grow a better post
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:37:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
That sucked almost as much as a shlongy post.
almost
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking horrible.
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:16:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for a big effort
-everything else for thinking we have nsync cds
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-28 05:51:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NSYNC FUCKING RULES!!! !HOLY FUCK!!!