Uber Limerick Contest (With bonus camwhore!) (861 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 0.15 on 27 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Spookster (View user info) at 2005-01-28 05:52:26 EST
Here's a fun little contest where you can put your rhyming skills to the test to win incredibly lame prizes!
The topic is Ubersite (Which encompasses all Ubersite posts, readers and writers).
The definition of a limerick is:
"A light, humorous style of fixed form poetry. Its usual form consists of five lines with the rhyme scheme aabba; lines 1, 2, and 5 contain three feet, while lines 3 and 4 usually contain two feet. Limericks range in subject matter from the silly to the obscene..."
Here's a sample limerick explaining how they work:
A: What is a limerick, Mother?
A: It's a form of verse, said brother
B: In which lines one and two
B: Rhyme with five when it's through
A: And three and four rhyme with each other
Be creative, have fun!
The prize is 5 +2's for first place, 3 for second and 1 for third.
** Sample and definition from http://www.loonylimericks.com/ **
And now for the obligatory camwhore!
User Reviews
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-01-29 08:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:17:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit!
It's Ashton kutcher's little sister.
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GOLD. Pure, shiny, golden GOLD. I love you MystiaMoon. Can't be helped, I'm sorry.
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And you are?
Shut the fuck up and post something.
You don't count until you post, fucktard!
oh..ummm...yeah...AHEMMMMM
See how they brainwash you here?
forgive me
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Oh, the double standards of Ubersite... you haven't posted anything either, although you have written a shitload more reviews than me.
I see how they brainwash you, and I fear I may head down the same path eventually... so you're forgiven. But I don't love you anymore. It was nice while it lasted.
Maybe I should post something...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:42:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus fucking Christ-
How many homos has he enticed?
I have it in mind
That this guy is the kind
Who likes riding, upon a greased fyst.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:31:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+1 for post.
-2 for picture.
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you look like you hate your father
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:27:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
There once was a man from Bombay,
Who fashioned a cunt out of clay.
But the heat of his dick
Turned it into a brick,
And chaffed all his foreskin away!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:17:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:28:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit!
It's Ashton kutcher's little sister.
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GOLD. Pure, shiny, golden GOLD. I love you MystiaMoon. Can't be helped, I'm sorry.
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And you are?
Shut the fuck up and post something.
You don't count until you post, fucktard!
oh..ummm...yeah...AHEMMMMM
See how they brainwash you here?
forgive me
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:04:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:31:07 (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen pictures of Matts
and surely seen pictures of Pats
But I've never seen
a likeness so keen
Weren't you the singer for Men Without Hats?
Yes, yes, I believe so.
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:03:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
KoolMang was known to be ghey
Fetish considered small children prey
But Fetish got canned
And KoolMang banned
So... who's getting kicked off today?
Submitted by Jay_Bassman (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:28:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:35 (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit!
It's Ashton kutcher's little sister.
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GOLD. Pure, shiny, golden GOLD. I love you MystiaMoon. Can't be helped, I'm sorry.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
holy shit!
It's Ashton kutcher's little sister.
Actually, you're not bad, lay off the bedroom eyes and tortured soul poses tho, I mean honestly, what the gay?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:54:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+1 for the concept. and now my limerick:
Some Ubersite reviews imply
That our writing skills have gone awry
Because to our chagrin,
Schlongy always chimes in:
"STFU and -2 DIE!"
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:36:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What the ghey ?What the ghey ?What the ghey ?
What the ghey ?What the ghey ?What the ghey ?
What the ghey ?What the ghey ?
What the ghey ?What the ghey ?
What the ghey ?What the ghey ?What the ghey ?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:31:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've seen pictures of Matts
and surely seen pictures of Pats
But I've never seen
a likeness so keen
Weren't you the singer for Men Without Hats?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:57:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:07:34 (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is the girl in that picture?
She looks a lot like my sister
In a tie and suit
She might be cute
If she'd not resemble a mister.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS> Who is that big faggot at the end of this stupidass post? Were you in Spandau Ballet, you fairy?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:52:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you
Fuck you
This sure is stupid
so fuck you
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:45:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I like your hair, but they are right- you need chapstick.
I recommend gently exfoliating, and then lubricating.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-28 08:40:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hermaphodite's beware!
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-28 07:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:55:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Mumra, buy a fucking chap stick
That's the first fucking time I've laughed out loud all day. God I miss Thundercats. I'm going to use that line and pretend I made it up so people like me.
I'm squinting quite hard at the screen
(but only because it's not clean)
Dude looks like a lady,
the gender's quite shady
does spook spank the meat or flick bean?
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:55:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Mumra, buy a fucking chap stick
Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:26:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bart's mom was in for a shock
As he was playing with his cock
Then his mother came in
And she left with a grin
As he hid his dick in a sock
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Who is the girl in that picture?
She looks a lot like my sister
In a tie and suit
She might be cute
If she'd not resemble a mister.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:06:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I just don't want to look at your face. Sorry.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:05:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that was extremely un-obligatory
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-28 06:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Line 3 has one too many syllabels.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-28 05:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dude, get some lip chap or something....
Submitted by Spookster (user info) at 2005-01-28 05:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Holy shit that photo is huge!
Fuck, that would put you off! Seeing my ginormous ugly mug at the bottom!
FARRRKKK!