It's my teeth and I'll cry if I want to (1148 hits)
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (View user info) at 2005-01-28 09:19:16 EST
Yesterday morning I got all four wisdom teeth taken out.
I remember it like it was yesterday(.....?), I was sitting in the operating room, and the doctor had just hooked the IV up to my arm, which was surprisingly painless.
I turned to the good doctor and asked, "how long does this stuff take to take effect?"
He replied, "It usually takes a minute or two"
I figured Okay Matt, just relax. Chill. So I laid my head back on the chair and sat. About a minute rolled by, then all of a sudden it felt like the God of sleep hit me with the best pillow ever. I turned to the doctor and said
"oh THEEERRRRRRRE it issss"
The next thing I remember, my mom was trying to wake me up to go home. After about a 30 minute fight with her, we ended up going home. I wandered downstairs, got a Mystery Science Theater episode (Red Zone Cuba if you're wondering), and brought it upstairs to watch.
I didn't make it all the way through the opening theme song. I don't remember the second "la la la"
So in summary, most of the day, i couldn't feel my face, or my tongue, which LET ME TELL YOU, makes for an attractive eating situation. I took to eating equiped with a handheld mirror so i could make sure all the food was going into my mouth. Let me tell you, that was HOT! Girls were lined up outside waiting for a piece of this.
Who am i kidding? There's ALWAYS girls lined up outside. But it's usually a line to kick my ass.
Anyways, people were IMing me and keeping me company all day long (thanks guys and gals, you really made my day), and I got a lot of projects done that I'd had hanging over my head for a long time (if any of you play Unreal Tournament 2004, I just finished my first frag movie, which i can link you to), and basically had a great day. Almost.
Almost.
All I wanted was some Ubersite. I had had the warm fuzzy feeling from the friends, and all I needed to wash it down with some sarcarsm and pictures of naked chicks screwing pigs, or whatever the hell you fucktards find pictures of.
But no. It was not to be.
By the way, this is a picture of me, right after I got home, and right before MST3K started. Let me tell you, this is a VERY flattering picture.
User Reviews
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-15 14:54:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got my wisdom teeth pulled military style.
Local anastetics (sp?) only. Feeling the grinding was awesome and disgusting all at the same time.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:59:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by MrRottenTreats (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:49:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
whats the link to the UT 2004 movie? I would still be playing it if I had a DVD drive that worked. I think UT killed it :(
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-13 16:37:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hope you're feeling better.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-02-13 15:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by ilovepoopers (user info) at 2005-02-13 15:35:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you.
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahaha, mine don't need to be removed. So says the dentist, anyway. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
I mean, *makes sympathetic noises*
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:44:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I loved getting my wisdom teeth out. Especially the being-doped-up part. God, I had fun that day. My dad rented Spaceballs for me, and he set the third chapter to repeat so I watched the same 10 minutes over and over again.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is exactly how you should look after having that surgery.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:30:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, and I forgot to mention, my veins were too small so no nitrous oxide for me. Straight anesthetic.... ooooh the pain. the sheer torture.
Submitted by KBCommando (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:17:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When I had mine out, I coudln't drive or anything. My mom had to come down and stay with me, very lame I know, but I really appreciated it. I too had the same feelings of sickness from the nitrous and then just BAM, I was out. It was weird. I got sick afterwards and they had to give me another shot of something or other to kill the nausea. I got 10mg Lortabs though and they rocked. I just slept a lot and ate soup. Half of my bottom lip was numb constantly for like a month afterwards though and it really freaked me out hard. Luckily it finally went away because I apparently signed away my rights to have numb-free lips, cheeks and or gums forever in the paperwork. Ugh.
Submitted by girlintheworld (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:05:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awwwwwwwwwwwwwww poor you. Because my mommy was evil, she didn't let me lie comatose in bed... I had to eat potatoes instead of pudding and ice cream, and i bled ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. Sucks.
Kisses!
Oh and that picture is teh hottness.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:03:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha. Feel better!
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:02:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got mine pulled in the military. They were very far from sympathetic. In fact, they seemed to enjoy my pain. Go figure. Military/Pain....hmmmmmm.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:51:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i hope i never have them removed.
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
been there, done that, not fun. heal quickly.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:34:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As someone who went through years of tooth removal only to be told that I was basically a lost cause, you have my empathy. I reccommend extensive porn therapy.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:31:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iHurtFeelings (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
DeathJester: are you from Mississippi? You farkin' mush mouth. Nasa invented this new chemical...It's called toothpaste you sick bastard. Quit gargling with sugar-water and honey and try flossing the fecal matter out of your gums. hick.
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Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:29:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for JohnGalt wanting me.
in sickness and in health, right, dearest?
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iHurtFeelings (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
DeathJester: are you from Mississippi? You farkin' mush mouth. Nasa invented this new chemical...It's called toothpaste you sick bastard. Quit gargling with sugar-water and honey and try flossing the fecal matter out of your gums. hick.
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I will now +2 everything you submit. That is heeeeee-larious (hilarious).
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Just so everyone knows...I'm gay!
Man, you look hot in that picture. I like the blue eye makeup.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:23:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
yeah, i had all four removed at the same time...while i still had my braces on. ain't that a bitch. also, no amount of +2's can help repair the damage done by a lack of uber.
Submitted by hollygolitely (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:23:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by iHurtFeelings (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:59 (#)
Ranking: 2
DeathJester: are you from Mississippi? You farkin' mush mouth. Nasa invented this new chemical...It's called toothpaste you sick bastard. Quit gargling with sugar-water and honey and try flossing the fecal matter out of your gums. hick.
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Submitted by iHurtFeelings (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DeathJester: are you from Mississippi? You farkin' mush mouth. Nasa invented this new chemical...It's called toothpaste you sick bastard. Quit gargling with sugar-water and honey and try flossing the fecal matter out of your gums. hick.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:19:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
why is it that hearing about other people's stories about being in more pain than me, makes me feel better?
thanks for the stories.
that picture of me makes me laugh. I dont know what it is, but you can tell by looking at it, that i have no control over the bottom half of my face.
good fuckin times.
all i've got now is a little dull ache. i'll be sure to come here and bitch if it starts to itch uncontrolably (can't wait for THAT)
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:08:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck, forgot to rate - sorry Matt.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:08:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
When I got my wisdom teeth pulled, the Navy gave me the day off. As I was driving home from the dentist, I decided to stop and rent a movie at the local Mom & Pop video store.
After I had been in there a while, I needed to spit out the extraordinary amount of blood accumilating in my mouth, but I was too far from the front of the store to get there; however, the back door was right next to me. I opened the door to spit and the fire alarm went off and a few minutes later the fire dept. showed up. When they asked me why I opened the door, I said: "I had to spit."
At that point I knew what it was like to be a cheap hooker with a mouthfull of baby batter and nowhere to spit it.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
8 extractions, 13 fillings (2 root canal), and i'm sat at my desk drinking coke.
Nitrous Oxide makes my legs spasm.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:03:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
By the end of today, they won't even hurt at all...Just keep 'em cleaned out- the new craters in your mouth. Don't listen to anyone except for me. You can eat a burger today if you're careful.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hahahah. You're in for it when you start healing and the stitches start to itch, that kind of steady, deep, painful itch that makes you want to rip your jaw off your face and stomp on it.
I had a hell of a time after having my 4 wisdom teeth pulled.
I hope you have some good meds.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:00:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
could be worse, i had to get on a 22 hour flight 3 days after they yanked my 4 wisdom teeth. that shit sucked more than anything i can remember.
Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-01-28 10:00:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2, my nickel
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:50:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for your troubles
Submitted by standardeviant (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:49:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I only have had one out. I bitched out and told the dentist I like the other three. All I got was a local anesthetic which does not make a difference when he is breaking your jaw.
Submitted by EagleHawk (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:44:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ow.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:41:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
nothing will shut you down like tooth pain
then they send you the bill - ouch
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:37:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My story is EXACTLY the same...it was about 12 years ago though, and I had my boss at the time- who was one hot broad I might add- come to pick me up from the Dentist's office and drive me home.
In my zombie-like state, I proceeded to tell her, while drooling a mixture of spittle and blood down the front of my shirt, to "Take me to Clinton Avenue...I have to buy some cocaine."
I actually REMEMBER saying it- I just have no idea WHY I said it.
Thankfully, she had a good sense of humor.
The next day, still doped up, I went to a picnic, where I very carefully tried to eat a grilled cheeseburger. The next day after that, I was golfing.
The end.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Made me smile, people in pain always make me smile...
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I know you got good pills...ill be over...
i did it 10 years ago, and i do remember it like it was yesterday.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:33:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Chris = JohnGalt.
Sorry I was just using you as a pawn in my little game. I've decided to try to make all of Uber think he's gay.
I don't know why.
Submitted by DJMattB241 (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:29:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lojope... wh... who's chris?
secondly, i left this basic story elsewhere, and a band i know left this response:
"Wow, so you totally don't remember when we came over and had sex with you? Or when we stole your wallet and sold all your IDs to some shady looking Muslim guy we met on the street? Cripes man, you missed out! Did they give you your old wisdom teeth? We'll totally give you a free CD in exchange for them.... And don't worry, you can always drink the pain away, or let the soothing sounds of the Cupertino Solid get rid of it for you!"
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:29:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aww, my poor little thing....
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sorry, Mr. Burns, but I don't go in for these backdoor shenanigans.
Sure I'm flattered, maybe even a little curious, but the answer is no!
-- Homer Simpson
Last Exit to Springfield
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:24:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh yeah....and my pants were around my ankles.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's about the same memory that I have of my wisdom teeth being removed. Except I had to count backwards from 100. I think I got to about 87 and the next thing I remember is waking up with my motuh packed with bloody gauze.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-28 09:23:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw... poor baby! Want me to kiss it and make it better? What? No?
...
WHAT?
*sigh*
Fine! I'll go get Chris.