A Suicide Letter (1191 hits)
Category: Humor -> Dumb JobsLabels: emoness
Rating: 1.14 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PHD. (View user info) at 2005-01-28 11:27:02 EST
Dear Ubersite,
The following review has pushed me over the edge
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Submitted by Adjomak (user info) at 2005-01-27 20:08:45 (#)
Ranking: -2
Enough Already. Your work sucks. And you are overrated!
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sniffle sniffle...
(sob)
I am through with Ubersite and life.
Although I have gained a few fans throughout the months, I feel my services would be better elsewhere, like in heaven. I wil show Jon Bonet Ramsey's ghost a good time.
I mean....
Anyway...
Time to mix soco and bleach and go out with a bang
Your Pal,
Habeeb
P.S. GO BEARS WOO!!!
Hey Fuck you all
I AIN"T LEAVING!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAA
IN YO FACE
HERE IS THE WORST MS- PAInT DRAWING OF ALL TIME!!!
GO EAGLES WOO!!!
User Reviews
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:15:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I meant to put BEEB of course.
FUCK
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-07 21:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love the picture.
Is Habeeb still banned?
If so: FREE THE BEED!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:43:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And I was all set to give you a +2 if this was true. Damn!
Submitted by Lechuga (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:14:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NO HABEEB DON'T DIE! THEN I WON'T BE ABLE TO BOTHER YOU IN YOUR NEW HOUSE!
Submitted by BludKake (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:32:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Don't let the man get ya down. Pictures are pretty.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 12:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
not even in the same area code as funny.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-28 12:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
noooo.. dont die!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-28 12:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-28 12:01:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
GO SUICIDE WOO!!!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
thought*
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:56:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:49:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
I got no fucking dukes.
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Oh My God the Adam Sandler goat.
I haven't thaought about that in forever.
It was my favorite...that and "I'm coming out of the boooooooth!"
I <3 you for that nostalgia
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:51:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:41:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you didn't hurt yourself jumping on the Eagles bandwagon, you front-running piece of dung.
FU and your effing Bears.
E-A-G-L-E-S, EAGLES!
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:49:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2.
I'd give it +3, or maybe even +4... but the site won't let me.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I got no fucking dukes.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:45:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was awesome.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This was GOOD....
THIS... http://www.ubersite.com/m/57958 ... is better
Submitted by ChristPuncher (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:43:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
How dare you call me a bean
Put up yer dukes
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:43:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate the Eagles.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jolly good show, old bean!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:35:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Habeeb's view from heaven?
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
People, its obviously Earth with a penis. Geez.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:31:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What the fuck IS that?
Submitted by SAECULUM.AUREUM (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:30:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
homo homini lupus
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:29:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's actually not that bad.
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:28:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
the beeb might be drunk. postin bmps and whatnot.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:28:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dyke, I hate you
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:28:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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