I'll See Congo's Awake Cat, And Raise You A Gaping Asshole (SFW ) (868 hits)
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Submitted by AshK <alkite at gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-28 13:47:18 EST
Sorry Bob, I just can't handle Goatse
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Submitted by scourge (user info) at 2006-03-09 14:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Consider this rating Central Il. Dicksuckery only.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-14 20:31:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:02:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweetness. i'm in peoria, catch me on AIM (dsvmusic) or e-mail (dsvmusic.at.yahoo.com) if ya like
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:56:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Yep!
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
in response to your question AshK from the other day: yes i am from central IL. you too?
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Coyote: You ain't kidding. The rest stops in Vermont are hands down the best anywhere. The sinks are are all funky shaped and automatic, but not over the drains, and the auto-hand blowers literally cause waves in your skin like you're in a wind tunnel.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 17:50:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-01-28 17:17:43 (#)
Ranking: 2
Howard Dean, a pair of $3 plastic vending machine handcuffs, and a tub of miracle whip.
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tease
Submitted by Coyote (user info) at 2005-01-28 17:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Howard Dean, a pair of $3 plastic vending machine handcuffs, and a tub of miracle whip.
I like the free coffee you can get at the rest stops on I-89. Vermont kicks seventeen different kinds of ass. That's even with the -45 wind chill factors. Did you know people in Europe think it can't possibly get that cold? They think America is all California. Stupid Hollywood.
Did I mention whiskey is good?
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:51:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Here's a story about a gaping asshole.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52381
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:41:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the suit
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:05:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'll be sure to post a NSFC (not safe for congo) on the next Dean shot.
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
>>>Congo, hon. I'm relatively certain the white milky stuff between your keys is NOT eggnog.
Come on, now.... this is my _WORK_ computer. Had I been home, you'd be right.
OK, fine. You're right either way. But I blame you. After all, you DID post a picture of Howard Dean.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:35:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Around the house, I never lift a finger
As a husband and father I'm sub-par
I'd rather drink a beer
than win Father of the Year
I'm happy with things the way they are
-- Homer Simpson
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had been drinking eggnog when I clicked on this post, I'd have been cleaning eggnog out from between all the keys in my keyboard, and off the glass on the monitor, and I'd be cursing the name AshK from now until all the eggnog was cleaned up.
Lucky for you, I just laughed hysterically.
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Congo, hon. I'm relatively certain the white milky stuff between your keys is NOT eggnog.
Your reply made me snort.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:27:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:26:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
we all know my huskies pwn all
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:21:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:49:49 (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had been drinking eggnog when I clicked on this post, I'd have been cleaning eggnog out from between all the keys in my keyboard, and off the glass on the monitor, and I'd be cursing the name AshK from now until all the eggnog was cleaned up.
Lucky for you, I just laughed hysterically.
This comment made it even better.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<depressed after lack of goatse>
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-01-28 14:03:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BEST. POST. EVAR!
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:59:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Where going to win in your urethra and we're going on to win in your asshole!
"YE HA!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:50:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*breathe*
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAH!!!
Submitted by congo (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:49:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If I had been drinking eggnog when I clicked on this post, I'd have been cleaning eggnog out from between all the keys in my keyboard, and off the glass on the monitor, and I'd be cursing the name AshK from now until all the eggnog was cleaned up.
Lucky for you, I just laughed hysterically.
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:48:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It's all BOB's fault.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57971#1102173