If you’ve ever dreamed of being a crackwhore, remember you can still be mayor. (1412 hits)
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-01-28 15:14:02 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57746 Part One: Making fun of Asians
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57855 Part Two: Convincing you that Pirates are indeed better than ninjas.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57949 Part Three: Transformers! More than meets the eye.
Because I am having so much damn fun doing these I figure I might as well just proclaim them a series.
So I just did.
In the last sentence.
No the one before that one.
Nevermind
So without further ado I present to you the number one best selling magazine "To people who can't really read or afford to buy a magazine, but steal it anyway cause it says 'Crack' on it." For almost THREE days running.
Wrap your mind around that one....
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-06-24 11:38:38 EDT (#)
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regulate after tansformer had his ratings revoked
Submitted by transformer (user info) at 2005-06-24 00:53:56 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ok
Submitted by Duke_Diggler (user info) at 2005-03-04 00:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy skeletor
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-03-02 15:35:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-29 17:49:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent. I give you props man, you're photoshop abilities are top-notch and make me vomit sugar.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:50:43 EST (#)
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by the middle of next week when Uber is just teeming with random shit posts abot how scared you are to have your wisdom teeth pulled or a David Hasslehoff bandwagon, you'll be begging for something like this.
But I won't give it to you
Know why?
Cause I'll be shaggin your mother
Hells mother fucking yea bitch
Submitted by tinactin (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:43:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I also feel like this joke is getting a little tired, but the Manda reference earns you a 1
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:28:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Aw, poor Shlongy...
At least he's finally found someone to latch onto.
Wait...
Hold on...
It's me?
Aw, fuck.
Where's the weed killer?
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:26:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tee hee
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:08:03 (#)
Ranking: 2
did you.... there are the bottom, I think you did.... did you just call Manda a crackwhore?
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No!
I would never dare do that
Ewoks must have hacked into Ubersite and changed it
I swear!
Well thats my story and I'm sticking to it
Whats that *points*
*runs away*
Submitted by siervua (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:10:40 EST (#)
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-> Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:21:33 (#)
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I think a Pirate has the right to kill ninjas whenever he pleases!
I agree. Just pull one of the many throwing stars off your pegleg and toss it back at them. Hit them in the forehead.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:08:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
did you.... there are the bottom, I think you did.... did you just call Manda a crackwhore?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Old or not, they're all still better than 92.7% of the posts the rest of you dipshits are putting out there.
Take that dork jgreening for instance.
No, really. take him. Somewhere.
"Beating a joke" into the ground, rules.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:59:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
99 things you never thought about pawning
HAHAHAHAAA!! I'm sure crackheads have thought of pawning EVERYTHING.
Submitted by PWNstar (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:58:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:17:42 (#)
Ranking: 0
and by series means same characters(maybe new ones), same plots, same jokes and crap...etc.
repeative.
And you know what people think about repeative.....
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Coming from a kid who hasn't had an original post since his first.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Not bad, but it's beginning to get old, kid.
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ninjas will kick your piratey-lovong, parrot-spanking ass.
Proof?
THIS MAGAZINE!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57877
Sorry, I have to whore it...
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:37:31 EST (#)
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"without further ado"
God I hate that.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:21:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:17:42 (#)
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and by series means same characters(maybe new ones), same plots, same jokes and crap...etc.
repeative.
And you know what people think about repeative.....
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No by series I mean "A series of simalarly themed posts" Which would be magazines that I think should be published.
What are Autobots second class citizens now?
Do we just ignore crackwhores?
I think a Pirate has the right to kill ninjas whenever he pleases!
-National Anthem begins playing-
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love these.
Truly I do.
Don't stop.
Ever.
PMS Monthly should be addressed.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:20:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was my idea! YES YES YES!!
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-28 11:42:40 (#)
Ranking: 2
When are we going to get Crackwhore Monthly? Or Maybe an Issue of Meateaters Digest?
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mom?
Submitted by freebie (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:19:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That's good. I'm off to check the others.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:19:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Let's pretend you meant to say vouge. No doubt this will get plenty of +2s, but this got old the second time you did it. You certainly have no problems beating a dead horse.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:18:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!!
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:17:42 EST (#)
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and by series means same characters(maybe new ones), same plots, same jokes and crap...etc.
repeative.
And you know what people think about repeative.....
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wanna do one. but i dont have photoshop
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Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:16:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lets pretend I spelled "after" wrong on purpose