A Peace Offering To Uber (705 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: -1.48 on 30 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by weddev15 (View user info) at 2005-01-28 15:46:32 EST
Uber,
Yesterday I posted something http://www.ubersite.com/m/57818 that I found on College Humor.com and did not give credit where credit was due. I did not intend for anyone to think that this was my original work and from my previous posts (aka....not very good) I figured that this would be recognized without having to say it. Now after an error of my ways I realize that this was very bad and it will not happen again. Please forgive me and to show my gratitude I have decided to do the following:
1. I will have intercourse with any female Uber user free of charge for my mistake.
2. I will smoke a hitter of weed for the next week straight when I get up in the morning.
3. I will gather all the homeless of my town together and have them hold up a ubersite sign.
4. I will not eat my baby sister as planned.
5. I will bake "special" cookies and mail them to anyone intrested.
Love,
Weddev15
User Reviews
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:52:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WHAHAHA! Now I finally have a chance to use this!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57073
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:22:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Everything you ever wanted to know about mazman23
User id: 13849
Registered on or around: 2004-11-16 09:46:23
# Messages posted: 52
# Reviews written: 233
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Average rating of all messages: -0.12
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you never post anything worthwhile anyway
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-28 20:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:25:00 (#)
Ranking: -2
Get ready to apologize again for not including NSFW, ass.
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Fucking Dickhead
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:40:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/55488
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-28 17:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
5. I will bake "special" cookies and mail them to anyone intrested.
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Please send them to the following address:
83 Williamson Crescent
Winnipeg Manitoba
R3W 1E3
"Ryan Kochie"
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57932
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57932
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57932
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:51:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
It's just four letters and it's so easy: NSFW!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:27:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW
AND NEVER APOLOGIZE
OH YEA AND NEVER TYPE IN ALL CAPS EITHER!!!
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:25:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Get ready to apologize again for not including NSFW, ass.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HOT reach around action!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52381
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:17:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW cock breath
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Submitted by Titan79 (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:53 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW, you 'tard!
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kill the monster!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
wake & bake +1
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:13:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
boobs
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:11:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:11:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddam common courtesy to give him a reach-around. I'll be watching you....or that's would I'd say if I was a plagiarizing cheese dick.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:09:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
your on a roll dude...keep 'em coming, i'll keep -2ing them
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:09:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/18983
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:05:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What the deuce, good fellow? If perchance they are propelling themselves toward you, it can be readily inferred that their motivation is an irresistible desire for some unspecified thing. Is it not more seemly that you should be their champion and benefactor than that they should become urchins, skulking about the slums, forsooth?
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:05:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fine.......I quit. It was fun.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-28 16:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This apology is plagiarized too!
Chase him down and beat his ass....Lynching....Cross burning....et.al.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You suck donkey balls.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:57:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Post your picture of #3, and I will give it a +2.
Until then... -2.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:55:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No, not okay. Between this and your stupid alters, there is a foregone conclusion that you are a moron. A cheating moron who can't even cover up his shenanigans well. So a clumsy, cheating moron.
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-27 11:07:43 (#)
Ranking: -2
oxygen thief
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:53:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW cock breath
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Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW cock breath
Submitted by Titan79 (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
NSFW, you 'tard!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-28 15:50:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
And ONLY because of the pic of Apollo in a chain with Saddam and Osama.