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Art for GLALL (1257 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.9 on 59 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by CookieLass (View user info) at 2005-01-28 18:26:01 EST


There is very little content to this post. It's for GLALL in reference to this comment: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58000#1102821

These are all done with acrylic paint on large canvases ranging from 2'X3' up to 4'x7'. A quick summary.

Top Left: Called "Don't!" Acrylic on canvas measuring 4x5. I painted it last summer.

Top Right: Called "No Such Thing" Acrylic, paper, and metal on canvas, measuring 2x3. The figures are made from a textures tissue paper that gives them the look of having veins. Underneath them is the word "forever" in metal.

Bottom Right: Called "You Can't Make me, I Don't Wanna!" Acrylic, paper and metal on canvas, measuring 4x7. one of the figures is a paper cut-out, all of them are reaching for the word "family" done in metal, covered by textured tissue paper.

Bottom Left: My personal favourite, called "I Cannot Be Loved Enough" Acrylic, metal and paper measuring 3x5. The figure is surrounded by metal words that say "cherish," "priceless," and "always."

Hope you like it.


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Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:41:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

Henri Matisse inspired too.

Submitted by redskieslookfake (user info) at 2006-05-09 19:41:06 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

These were good. But I think if you'd cut the titles off, they'd have been excellent.

Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:46:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I remember someone posting their bland tired artwork on here before. It was generic paint what you see crap with no meaning. THIS is art.

Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:17:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm not an art person...

Unless he's cute...

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:47:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Incredible.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:00:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well, I think these are absolutely incredible!

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:32:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 13:09:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sorry, honey, but I am obligated to donate my sperm almost constantly.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 12:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

yes, you're quite the craftsman. Let's make babies.


Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 12:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'll admit that they are good, but not as good as my carefully crafted words that drove you into an insane rage.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 21:04:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for me because I just realized that this is my 30th post! WOO!

Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:30:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"or flash your tits again"

Yes, may I have some more milk?

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-29 18:22:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

People post things on Uber to be seen.

If Bart didn't want people to rate those things, he would have never given us the option.

Deal with it.

Submitted by SilvrWolf (user info) at 2005-01-29 18:20:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice...

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 18:15:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

like I give a shit, Manda. Quit stirring shit up. I'm done with ths and have been for several days now. If you need more attention, pick a fight with someone else, or flash your tits again, because you won't get your attention from me.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-29 17:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Meowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-29 16:12:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:19:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Manda, do you just get off on being "meh"?

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 02:03:22 (#)
Ranking: 0

nah, Stin... I think she's still bitter because I -2ed her boobs.




Don't flatter yourself, Cookie. I gave you the reason why I only gave you a +1. And that's because I'm used to my little sister's art and, in my opinion, she's a lot better than you.

Just accept that for what it is and quit relating everything I say to that contest. I told you it was over.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 16:02:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

HAHAHAHAHAHA I didn't think anyone would notice, Caes. I'm glad it was appreciated.

GLALL... I'll stick to acrylics. They do what I want them to, when I want them to, and I don't have to wait 50 years for them to dry. I have about 20 brushes that I use when I paint, but after about an hour of work, I tend to forego the brushes and just use my fingers. Oils are also a bitch to clean up.

Submitted by ICO (user info) at 2005-01-29 15:56:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Would be a darn shame to not +2 this.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-29 14:40:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, and plus another 2 for naming the jpeg "this is art bitches."

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-29 12:56:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Stick with the oils next time Lass, give it a shot. You can end up with some wonderful art that starts out looking like a big ball of vomit, but eventually starts to come together. I also suggest using three or four brushes if you want to keep it from getting out of control.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 12:51:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Sass, I oughta +2 YOU for mastering oils... I can't do it. it ends u looking like somebody puked on my canvas.

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-29 12:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 because i suck ass at acrylic. my paints always dried too fast and i could never mix the same colors again. oil floats my boat.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-29 11:03:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I'm giving this a +2 but I respect and admire originality and creativity, in the arts.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 10:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

exactly, precision... if I'm upset, I paint it to purge it, and then I sell it. And there goes whatever it was that was making me upset!

Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-01-29 10:41:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These appear to be your own personal type of therapy. (thats a good thing by the way) very good

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-29 10:21:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Damn impressive, Cookie. When pictures inflame more than just the sense of sight, that is fucking art.

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-29 05:04:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-29 04:57:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Jolly Good!

The next installment is going to be:
Art for Mystiamoon



right???


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:51:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

To be serious here:

no they really do say something.when i first saw the one on the
upper left then read the caption for a second i could really see it.

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:24:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like you


Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:20:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

These really speak to me.

They are saying "Munkey! Get yourself another beer!"

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

ooh pretty.

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:08:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very nice

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-29 02:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like the paintings, esp the bottom left one, tho I think the titles are a bit pedantic

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-29 02:52:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Manda is such a WASP. I think you touched a nerve on the boob post.

BTW good art. Very angst ridden, but in a good way. You know, the kind of pain that feels good(I think).

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-29 02:03:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

nah, Stin... I think she's still bitter because I -2ed her boobs.

Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-29 01:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'd hang these in my apartment.

Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:19:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Manda, do you just get off on being "meh"?

I really liked these, I love the evocative use of colour.

Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:13:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I was a Painter for a summer one year,

One of the guys I worked with was a painter (artistic, not domestic) he was really pissed off all the time.

Another was a writer (artistic, not domestic) he was really happy.

I just thought the job sucked, so I did it really half assed

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-28 22:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Want some art?


Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-01-28 21:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I think I've been spoiled by my little sister's art to really appreciate these.

I'm sure they have personal meaning to you, so +1.

Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-01-28 21:40:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Aw, shit. You're all talented and stuff. * sigh *

Personally, what I like about your paintings that no one has commented on yet are the titles (almost typed titties there by accident), which I personally feel gives your painting a wealth of emotional depth and an impact they might not otherwise have. Regardless of title, your paintings contain powerful imagery. The combination is very powerful and palpable.

Perhaps that's why I like "Don't" the most and "You can't make me I don't wanna" the least. I wish I could see these close up.

You're awfully brave and impressive.

Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-01-28 20:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I like. I like.

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-28 19:53:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I just found a new wallpaper...

Submitted by FATMANTPK (user info) at 2005-01-28 19:26:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I cannot draw a circle worth a shit, even if I trace around a can of Pepsi. You have talent.

Submitted by siervua (user info) at 2005-01-28 19:11:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Painting. What a great stress reliever! You know what I mean Lass

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:43:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Dear diarrhea,

Just because I rated this according to its content doesn't mean I like you.

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:40:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know much about art, but I like the two on the left quite a bit.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:36:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2


The right arm of the small figure in 'Don't' has been replaced by a massive penis.

I really, really like 'No Such Thing.'

Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:35:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Your amazingness ended when you posted this. Way to ruin a bad thing.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:34:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

my favorite would be bottom-left.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:31:03 (#)
Ranking: 2

I really like the one on the bottom left. I see those things on the fringe of the painting as people reaching out to the person, but they can't touch him. Well, that's my interpretation anyway.

-------------

Aye, me too... the colours work well with the subject, and I feel it to be the most subtle of them all.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You art is very dark and lonely. Each picture has a faceless person either reaching out or looking downwards. I only say this because I think art is an extension of our emotions(like how I paint pictures of dogs and other animals - i am insane). You blend your colors well, and I like the contrast of dark colors. Don't consider this a critique but if you want to branch out next time I would try going more vibrant, loud, but keep it dark and in your realm.

This is well done. It takes a lot of balls to do something like this. Usually I would do something crazy like say "carnyack bandita" and throw a horse over a bridge now but this is not the time or place.

Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:31:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I really like the one on the bottom left. I see those things on the fringe of the painting as people reaching out to the person, but they can't touch him. Well, that's my interpretation anyway.

Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:30:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

There is no end to your amazingness.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:29:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dear Diary,

Today Caulaincourt gave me a +2. I'm having today's date tattooed on my neck so that I'll never forget. Maybe someday he can actually say something nice to me *swoon*

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-28 18:27:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No Comment


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