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Submitted by rob <sagecaster.at.comcast.net> (View user info) at 2005-01-28 21:54:44 EST


The sirens sceamed louder as the dust begin to settle. The ringing in my head pulsed worse than any hangover Id ever expirenced.My lungs were burning as I tryed to catch my breath. The smell of fuel was overwhelming, making my throat raw as I panted.
As the ringing began to subside I could hear moaning, faint almost a low growl. I was not the only one reeling from the sudden stop. What exactly happened I couldnt recall. It was as if some
had drop kicked me in the chest,califlower punched both ears all while it rained high octane in
a dust storm." I got to get out of here "was the only thought clear in my head.
I forced the door open with my right arm. Pain shot from my hand up my arm and across my shoulder. Immediately I felt sick. Not the sick to your stomach sickness but the kind that starts
in your stomach and spreads outwards in shock waves. Shock was exactly what I was feeling as
my body began to shut down. Now in a panic I wrestled with the safety belt.
Finally it popped opened and I slumped over and out to my right. My legs were numb as if I had sat to long in a awkward position. Staggering forward my head jerked back as the headset
was ripped from my ears. Now I could hear the sirens clearly almost deafening.
The mud was up to my knees making it hard to press forward. Just as I collapsed two firemen
pulled me up onto dry ground and away from the wreckage. They tried to be as gentle as possible
as they strapped me to a back board. Unable to look any way but up I closed my eyes. As I drifted
into unconsienous I heard one EMT say "Your lucky man, when we pick you guys up at this end of
the run way your usually dead".

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Submitted by dwr_budr (user info) at 2005-01-29 05:06:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Your fucked Jimmy.

Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 04:10:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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