I'M GOING TO vegas... bitches....! (1725 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-01-28 23:41:16 EST
Remember when I said AJ was gay?
Well, turns out, I was wrong.
AJ is in love with me, therefore he is splitting the cost of the trip with me.
That means:
I'm going to Vegas!
March 10-13
YAY YAY YAY!
But, I have a question...
Who's going to be the most fun?
Aj? Shitfuck? Me?
Who?
YAY YAY YAY
User Reviews
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:10:22 EST (#)
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just kidding, I'm poor
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:10:04 EST (#)
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I'm going to!!!
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:25:55 EST (#)
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well, well, well.
Submitted by hairycoo (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:30:02 EST (#)
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thats nice of him... although a hooker would probably be cheaper, and a sure thing at that
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:45:48 EST (#)
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Wish I could have some Sin City fun...
...maybe next year. Ubercon Baltimore! W00t!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:16:32 EST (#)
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theres a better one on uber, thats not just my head
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:10:39 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/16337
Found it.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:04:19 EST (#)
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hahaha if shes a veteren uber user, shell find that shit on here.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:02:09 EST (#)
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She wants you to link your picture, Bongy.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:59:28 EST (#)
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how? =P
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:43:31 EST (#)
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prove it!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:42:35 EST (#)
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oh Im a stud.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:26:39 EST (#)
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You're a stud?
I thought the only stud that would be in vegas that weekend was JMG?
Surprise surprise.
By the way- Debauchrey sucks.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:24:38 EST (#)
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I live in vegas, so yes, Ill be here when you fuckers come to town. I told AJ i'd show him how to play Edward Forty-hands and Nicole has money for me because Im a stud.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:23:01 EST (#)
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you're going to vegas, bong?
Well, whatever happens in vegas stays in vegas, right?
So perhaps- if i see glass, you might see my boobs.
Who can say?
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:21:42 EST (#)
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it doesnt have to be now. duh. when you coem to vegas. theres lots of glass here.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:20:04 EST (#)
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No boobies on the glass for me! I've already -2ed the hell out of those whores (ahem) who decided to do such a thing, so I can't be a hypocrite and do it myself.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:18:47 EST (#)
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hahah but you have two of somehting thats much better than testicles, and those are boobies. and im only assuming here. Put em on the glass!
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:18:06 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:58:15 (#)
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I'm 6'1 and own a penis that no measure unit can cope with
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Maybe the Planck length would suffice?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:16:58 EST (#)
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Oh shit, no- wait.
I have no balls.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:16:18 EST (#)
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Only Two!!
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:10:04 EST (#)
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You have testicles too?!
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:02:59 EST (#)
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Bong- if I was a man, we'd have a lot in common. As it is now, we're only 50% compatible.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:02:18 EST (#)
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I have testicles and a swollen liver.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:00:00 EST (#)
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I like tall guys, and I like caul guys. Go fucking figure.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:58:15 EST (#)
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I'm 6'1 and own a penis that no measure unit can cope with
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:25:33 EST (#)
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Sean, just IM me... it'll be way funner. Get my thing from Polythedorkaj
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:20:26 EST (#)
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wake up
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:04:34 EST (#)
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No, I'M 5'3". Don't rain on my parade. You're way taller.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:57:24 EST (#)
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wow.
i am 5'3.
thanks though!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:48:01 EST (#)
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I will find a way! I promise you this!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:48:00 EST (#)
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68 inches
5 feet 8 inches
172.72 cemtimeters
0.0010732 miles
1,727.2 millimeters
relatively
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:47:25 EST (#)
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munkey is 5'5 or 5'6.
aj is ten feet tall.
donkey is 5'11.
Um
Creep is 5'11
Don is 5'10
Lojo is 5'4
Durae is 5'3
my mom is 5'6
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:39:23 EST (#)
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sean, how tall are you?
I'm 5'3.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:38:35 EST (#)
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yes, the first step is admitting that i have a problem
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:36:24 EST (#)
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Munkey, you HAVE to go.
We can share a room.
Free room!
Just pay for airfare!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:33:35 EST (#)
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no no.. don't start crying just yet. i'll come up with the money somehow.
i shall dress like a bum during the day so i could have drinking money
for the night.
see? usin' the old noggin!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:32:29 EST (#)
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ugh. i started up 401k and now my tax returns have gone down
significantly. i am getting back waaaaay less that i always do.
that's it! no more 401 k! with the retirement age up at 75 i'll take my chances.
i'd rather have the money NOW.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:18:23 EST (#)
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Do you have an HIV obsession, Mr. Fogy?
Do you?
Admit it!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:17:11 EST (#)
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you got the hiv and died.
i'm no good at that game
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:14:08 EST (#)
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Dude, I started doign that an hour ago.
My capacity to entertain is dwindling.
Okay, so... this one night, I was in vegas with a bunch of people I met on the internet, and then....
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:09:28 EST (#)
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ok. its 5pm, sunday, and i'm in utah. the most boring place and time in the history of humanity. you have been charged with the holy crusade of entertaining me. begin...................... now
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:57:57 EST (#)
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No, statistics state that there is a one in sometihng (500? I'm guessing) chance that I'll get it.
Was that a good guess?
Anyway... Don't call Bart "god", okay?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:56:07 EST (#)
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HIV, Vegas, call it what you want. history states that you will get it, possibly in a dark alley or on the top floor of a parking garage, in a black conversion van, conscious or unconscious, i leave that up to you. that will be fun.
but actually, bart invited me to share a hotel room with him, as long as i was a barely legal vietnamese girl, so i think it's safe to say i'll be having lots of fun in vegas.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:49:38 EST (#)
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but since I think shitfuck is a lying bastard (aka: not going to vegas), I dont think aj will get sex.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:48:26 EST (#)
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getS sex, not get sex.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:47:28 EST (#)
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Here's my life story.
Okay, I lied.
I'm lazy.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:47:23 EST (#)
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sean, I don't want HIV.
But I DO want Vegas.
I'm in my hyper-excited mode now.
Tell me, Sean, WHAT will be the most thing to happen in vegas? Want to make bets on it?
I THINK the most fun thing will be when 'someone' buys aj a hooker, and he get sex.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:45:32 EST (#)
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yes uber... I'm sooooooooo desperate to talk about vegas that I tried FORCING aj to talk about it on here.
I'm so sad and lonely.
ahem
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:45:32 EST (#)
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yes.
this one time, I was born. then i learned how to not poop in my pants. and sometimes i forget. then this other time, I went to school. it was fun. also, i ate some chicken once. it was pretty good. now i'm sitting in front of my computer, naked, eating cheetos and drinking warm, flat keystone light, dreaming about the exact moment in time that i give you the HIV in las vegas (weather permitting).
THE END.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:44:06 EST (#)
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This reply has nothing to do with the fact that I'm being coerced.
NOTHING.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:36:07 EST (#)
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Sean, can you please (will you please) give me your whole life story?
thanks.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:35:24 EST (#)
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of course
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:34:38 EST (#)
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I bought a snickers?
I find that hard to believe. I don't like snickers.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:33:09 EST (#)
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Yeah, I'm a big pimp like that.
Wait, I'm not that fucking easy! What do you think I am? Some kind of cheap whore you can fuck on a plane for shits and giggles and then just throw away and forget about like the wrapper of a Snickers bar that you bought at the 7-11 on Ford Rd. right down the street from where we first met on that cold, lonely, (except for the other two people there) night?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:32:50 EST (#)
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I want a big black penis
oh no, I forgot... "debauchery sucks"
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:31:46 EST (#)
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Promise you're going to write "Rodney" under it?
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:31:02 EST (#)
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Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:28:34 (#)
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The most fun thing is going to be how rip-roaring drunk I am since I'll be there 7 hours before everyone else that's coming on Thursday.
i got 10 dollars that says aj will be the first one with a big black penis drawn on his forehead. and i have no shame.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:30:14 EST (#)
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My flight gets in at 1108 on thursday. I'll be drunk by then, expecially if Herp flies with me.
I may even be a member of the mile high club!
haha
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:28:34 EST (#)
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The most fun thing is going to be how rip-roaring drunk I am since I'll be there 7 hours before everyone else that's coming on Thursday.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:25:49 EST (#)
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It does suck. I hate you guys.
Okay, Corinne... what's going to be the most fun about vegas?
Well, Corinne, I'd say that YOU are going to be the most fun!
I dont know, Corinne, I tend to act weird sometimes. I may be boring.
Corinne, come ON. You aren't boring.
Really?
Yeah, really.
Thanks!
You're welcome!
I think it'll be fun, even if everyone else has nothing to add.
Me too!
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:24:40 EST (#)
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Nothing to add.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:24:16 EST (#)
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Sucks, doesn't it?
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:23:15 EST (#)
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I'm so excited about going, and I want to talk about it, but you bitches have nothing to add.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:19:04 EST (#)
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I have nothing to add.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:07:54 EST (#)
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I have nothing to add.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:53:26 EST (#)
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Debauchrey sucks!
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:12:25 EST (#)
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You know, in Las Vegas New Mexico there is a museum of railroad spikes.
I think that sounds ALOT more interesting than mindless debauchery.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:02:55 EST (#)
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needs more cowbell
I have no idea why I find that phrase so amusing.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 15:58:47 EST (#)
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add these people to the list of "people going to vegas":
my mom
jesse ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/49428 )
rob and sue
jami and chris
christy and jason
dan and fran
my ex-boyfriend, Mike ( http://www.ubersite.com/m/23516 )
See what happens when I tell everyone I'm going on vacation? (I'm such a baller)
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-30 12:37:28 EST (#)
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Bart- I refuse to refer to you as "god" in Vegas.
Gary- If you really plan on going, let me know, I'll give you flight info, and maybe we CAN be the super-cool people on the flight. You just have to promise to be nice to AJ this time.
Munkey- I'm making you a shirt that says that.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-29 17:31:22 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-01-29 15:52:55 EST (#)
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Check your livers at the door bitches, cuz we gettin' crunk.
-BongZilla
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-29 15:15:48 EST (#)
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+2 for communists.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-01-29 13:58:15 EST (#)
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Whoo hooo..Thats awesome news.
I am leaving to go to Boston tonight to see Munkey and Tim.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-29 13:49:16 EST (#)
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I'll go if somebody decides to pay for everything for me. That'd be sweet. Otherwise, I'm broke.
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-01-29 12:16:16 EST (#)
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I'll be there, Nuggetta.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-29 11:12:00 EST (#)
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I'll go but only if you promise to sit on my knob for 90 seconds, minimum.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-29 07:44:35 EST (#)
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Shitfuck isn't going?
Is there a list of people who are?
Yes? No?
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-29 07:12:40 EST (#)
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+2 cause I wish I was going.
Dammit, am I the only one not going to have some uber fun?
Oh well not like I'm old enough to gamble or drink legally there anyway...
Dammit, I wanna go *sniff*
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:29:17 EST (#)
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Maybe we can catch the same flight...
Barring some expensive ass circumstances, I'm gonna go.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-29 03:09:22 EST (#)
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ME
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 02:07:10 EST (#)
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shitfuck...
shut up and come to vegas or i will come get you. when i do it will
not be pleasant...
or it may be pleasant depending on what gets you excited.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-29 01:00:13 EST (#)
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Aj, fuck paying for her ticket man, save the money and we'll get some hookers...
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:44:11 EST (#)
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cheese
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:42:11 EST (#)
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I'm going to the VegasCon, too. I plan to get drunk and sleep with ALL of you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:41:23 EST (#)
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shitfuck, are you coming. come on man. you always said you'd go to an
ubercon if it was in vags.
hahaha typo! vags. short for... well you know what i am gettin at.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:41:20 EST (#)
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You are cleared for takeoff.
Shitfuck, get on AIM, whore.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:36:22 EST (#)
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YOU'RE ALL A BUNCH OF SLUTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:27:43 EST (#)
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as long as my taxes come back in time.
who am i kidding. i will rob a department store santa claus to be able to go.
i will be there with my drinking shoes on and my CORN NUGGET RULZ! shirt on
oh the fun we will have....
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:20:48 EST (#)
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Munk, you've gotta go. I'll contribute 25 bucks to your cause.
!!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:19:28 EST (#)
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I am 99.999% sure I am going.
I will even if I have to mail myself in a little box.
This venture promises awesome fun.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:17:12 EST (#)
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You're going, Munk/???
YAY YAY YAY I'm so excited!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I seriously can't calm down.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:08:27 EST (#)
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w000000000t
yaaaaaaaaay!!
See you in Vegas baby!!!!
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-29 00:04:13 EST (#)
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Who's going to be the most fun?
Whoever brings the most coke.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-01-28 23:53:59 EST (#)
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+2 because I was in Vegas last March
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-01-28 23:53:01 EST (#)
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-1 for not inviting me.
+1 because March is a while away yet so it's not too late.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-28 23:52:18 EST (#)
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Have a nice time.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-28 23:46:25 EST (#)
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Yay! Da-nugget, da-nugget, da-da-da-nugget!