Photoshop Competition #3 (6819 hits)
Category: NoneRating: 1.81 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Herpes (View user info) at 2005-01-29 16:04:16 EST
There was quite a turnout in only the 2nd week of the competition. More than double the competition of the first one, and much more than I expected.
Results and commentary.
#1 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57454 - Darko = 1.89 on 19
This picture of Spongebob blasting bush in the nuts was so simple, yet so funny, and was aided in comedic value by ripping off the title of another post that we all loved. I'm not going to taint darko's victory by saying there were better entries submitted, so I won't.
#2 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57463 - professorfuckface = 1.71on31
The reigning champion from last week, knocked down to 2nd on what I thought would win for it's simplicity and hillarity. His titles scream hitwhore, but what can you do? Definately someone who's entries I will be looking forward to laughing.
#3 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57594 - Adamdidit2u = 1.67 on 22
In the style of beeb, without all the shitty MSPainting, Adam took 3rd.
#4 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57441 - Slighty_Obnoxious = 1.67 on 5
The low voter turnout on this entry kept him at #4. No other explanation for the jumbled mess being 4th.
#5 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57508 - RandomJose = 1.65 on 20
There's always one person who has to be different, and if kicking a girl in the face is different, I'd rather not be the same.
#6 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57667 - Loren1 = 1.44 on 25
Definately the most original and breathtaking use of the Photoshop program. The fish, the city, and no use of the karate guy. Loren thinks outside of the box.
#7 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57459 - pen_name = 1.38 on 8
Who doesn't laugh at a kid in goggles, wearing a tablecloth as a cape?
#8 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57490 - Genko = 1.36 on 24
Hadooken! Brilliant. That sums it up.
#9 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57445 - Tastycat = 1.2 on 7
Mrs. Pac-Man? I don't get it. If I did, it might make sense.
#10 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57516 - FunnyAsCancer = 1.0 on 9
Macchiograms are all the rave in the future. Brilliant Idea, but not up to par with some of the other pictures.
#11 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57526 - Littlemiss69 = 0.64 on 11
Some people believe she's an alter, and wether or not she is, the fact that many of us laughed at that stupid ass stick figure will never change. Interesting fact: This was her 11th post, and at the time, the only one to have a positive rating.
#12 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57517 - mazman23 = 0.33 on 7
Totally off the wall, and if there was a point, I missed it.
#13 http://www.ubersite.com/m/57511 - SundanceKid = 0.2 on 5
Even the loser was rated positively. It might be because he only got 5 votes. It might be proof that everyone enjoyed seeing what people could do with a picture and their imaginations.
Onward to some new rules, and the next picture.
-Entries. Submit your post, with the link in this post, by Wednesday night. After Wednesday, the voting begins (on either this post or another post, I'm not sure yet).
-Judging. Every user on Uber gets 1 vote, and the person with the most votes wins. This is not UberMadness (although a bracket style elimination thing would be neat for this) so there are no minimum required reviews and or posts written for your vote to count. Hitwhoring IS legal.
-Prizes. I'll be setting up a paypal account today. The winner gets 5 days any post/comment they want on the uberboard. It's not much, but I think it's better than nothing.
This week's picture...
User Reviews
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-23 00:12:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:55:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MrE squeezes in before the deadline. I also noticed that there were a couple of posts that weren't linked here. I have neither the time nor patience to remember who did one (that Macarena one comes to mind) and hunt down a link.
Submitted by MrE (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:43:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is my Entry
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58444
Submitted by Ethan (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:04:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey Herpes, can you send me Photoshop over AIM. My name is mrmischief56
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:32:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It was actually meant for Shizae, to say that I'd give her photoshop if she wants it.
Hell, I'll give photoshop to anyone who wants it.*
*Offer subject to change based on the legalities.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:20:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"IM me..."
Herpes, was that meant for me on my entry post? If so, no can do. No IM-ing for me at the office, and I usually don't go on at night. In case - my temp account is lem.at.sunburst.com
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=110729261980510494
My entry.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:08:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Elvis worshipping, cock hunting pirate and Cobra.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58287
Yes, I'm still learning Photoshop, how'd you know?
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58279
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Lightning Bolt!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58216
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:51:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
FINALLY!!!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58204
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:16:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shit that should have been http://www.ubersite.com/m/58199
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My actual entry http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=11071916266541946
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:32:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58190
Bling Bling Bitches
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58093
yo
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quick and dirty blank for those who would like to use it.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1107168817530024014
Submitted by theres_a_cow_in_my_underpants (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I try
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58161
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:28:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58160
woo!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-30 13:14:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in too I guess. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58068
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-01-30 04:17:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Count me in: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58085
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 03:28:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58084
...and the beat goes on...
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-30 01:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wanna do one!!!!!
but i dont have photoshop : (
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:54:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's mine:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58071
Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:40:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't know why.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58075
Thinking outside the box, yet again, but I doubt I shall win.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-29 21:52:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58069
This one is a better photoshop job than before, therefor I will lose.
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-01-29 21:11:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You wanted a kitten...here you go!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58067
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-29 20:50:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58065
Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-29 19:46:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've been waiting all week to redeem myself.
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?message=1107045903283323146
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-29 17:39:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I swear that UZI was an alias that sabotaged my entry.
We will meet again, Uzi. This time it's personal.
DUN
DUN
DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-29 16:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like the new rules, this way users can't bring down other competitors posts so that they move ahead.