Men who are pussy whipped (abuse your woman and she'll respect you) (6923 hits)
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-29 22:42:33 EST
There's no reason for a man to be pussy whipped. Even if she makes more money then you, even if you
are a stay at home dad or if you have a tiny dick, no man should be pussy whipped. Therer's only
one thing worse then a man who is pussy whipped and that is the man that lied about being pussy
whipped.
Me? I'm da man. I make all the desicions and I take control of each and every situation. I can't
stand when a man asks a woman "Can I?"
Friday night, out with the boys. A friend who is obviouslly pussy whipped asks to come along.
Without trying to embarrass him, I ask "Are you sure? We're coming home late.", he agrees so he's
picked up. Not more then 2 hours into the night, his phone starts to ring. I can hear the bitch
yell and complain over the phone, she wants him to come home. "Hun, in a little bit, I'm not on
my car" and I can hear her say that she doesn't want him to hang out with us any more. He hangs up
the phone. We're on our way to a movie. He asks if we still want to see the movie, duh, of course
we want to see the movie. The phone rings 10 minutes later, he talks to her and hangs up again.
This happens 3 or 4 times until I can't take it any more.
Phone rings, I pick it up.
Me: What?!?
Bitch: Where's David?
Me: Are the kids OK?
Bitch: They're fine, where's David?
Me: Is anyone trying to break into the house?
Bitch: Tony? Where's David!
Me: Call one more fucking time and tell him to come home and I'm taking him to Vegas. Do you hear me? Unless the fucking house is on fire, unless the kids have a fever, unless you're getting raped
by a bush nigger, call one more, JUST ONE MORE TIME! And I swear on my kids that I'll take
your fucking husband to Vegas and we're not coming home until Monday! Got it?
Bitch: Where's my husband?
Me: He's in the fucking car with 6 other men and you are treating him like a little fucking kid.
I want this shit stopped now. Gahed, call once more. Watch what I do.
Bitch: Fuck you.
Me: Call back. C'mon. Call once more.
The rest of the night went perfectly without a phone call. Just to be a dick I made sure the night
lasted until 4:30 where I dropped everyone off home. David was the last guy to be dropped off.
Sometimes a man has got to take a stand. It's one thing to be pussy whipped at home, but to be
disrespected when you're out is complete different subject. You've got to keep your bitch in line.
There's one thing I've noticed. The men who treat their women like queens, the men who adhore and
do everything for their wives and are romantic fools are the ones who are pussy whipped. The men
that treat their wives like shit with the occasional pimp slap now and then, the men who treat
their women like a hundred dollar hoe, get more respect, more sex and more everything from their
women. From what I've seen, women like to be mistreated a lil bit. Women like to be treated like
a hoe now and then. Dare I say it? Fuck it, women even like to be smacked around now and then.
Ever see a somewhat abused woman? I'm not talking about a black & blue or bruised up woman. I'm
talking about a sexy women who deserves more then what she has. A woman who everyone talks about.
A woman who takes truck load after truck load of shit from her lewzer man, yet she stays with him.
Why does she stay? Because women like a little mistreatment, a lil slap, a lil "shut da fuck up
and get my hyperdemic needle bitch".
Now, ever see a lucky woman? One where her husband does everything for her. Maybe he's not wealthy,
but he does EVERYTHING for her. He's romantic, he cleans, he takes her out, he does the shit that
makes normal men want to vomit. AND THE WOMAN COMPLAINS ON HIM! She even has an affair!
She even considers leaving him! Why? Deep down, she wants to be mistreated. Bitch slapped. Rough
sex. Abused a lil bit.
Never ask your woman. TELL YOUR WOMAN.
When you tell her, do it with confidence. Smooth, no um... ah... well..... see... smoooooth.
Don't give her time to think about it. if she disagrees, change the subject.
A friend of mine asked his wife a hundred times "Can I cum in your mouth" and she'd always get
pissed and tell him not to talk about that any more. When I suggested that he just do it, it took
5 months for him to get the courage just to do it. When he did it, she got more turned on. 95%
of women love to be mistreated.
Treat your woman like a Princess, she'll want you to treat her like a Queen.
Trear your woman like a Queen, she'll want you to treat her like a King.
Treat your woman like a King, she'll walk all over you and you're doomed to a pathetic miserable life.
Treat your woman like a hoe, she'll respect you like a Pimp.
That's where men are fuckt up today. They try to convince everyone else that they're a playa or a
pimp. You need to convince your woman that you are a pimp. You need to DICK-MOTIZE your woman
into thinking you are the man. She'll never do better then you and never come close to getting
anything remotely as good. DICK-MOTIZE your woman and convince her you are the pimp daddy of the
universe. Fuck what everyone else thinks. Once your woman is DICK-MOTIZED your life is 100
times easier.
You don't have to have a huge cock to DICK-MOTIZE your woman. Mistreat her during sex. Women don't
want to be loved and kissed all over. They want to be fucked like a $20 whore. Sure, to get her
in the mood you have to be all romantic and sensual and etc. But once she's ready, fuck her like
she's a whore you'll never see again. Fuck her like she's got 500 whore friends who'll tell every
single one of them how good you fucked and ate her. Then you'll get your Pimp respect.
She'll never admit it, but she wants a lil abuse. Not physical abuse, the occasional back hand to
keep her in line. But the mental and emotional abuse. If you do the emotional and mental abuse
right, she'll be more attached to you and will do prety much whatever you say.
Fade out to "Big pimpin" By Jay Z, instrumental version.
User Reviews
Submitted by golddustwoman009 (user info) at 2005-03-03 23:32:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Deep down, she wants to be mistreated. Bitch slapped. Rough sex. Abused a lil bit. Could do without the bitch slap, but.... on target.
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
fat tony...you are one of my fav writers...even after i feel i am going to hell for laughing at your posts...they are good..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:21:46 EST (#)
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DanielH, AMEN!
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:12:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Interesting theory...one that I've heard many times before...
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:29:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Another good reason to keep my pimp hand strong.
And the French suck.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:35:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Men who are pussy-whipped choose to be, consciously or unconsciously.
They deserve their misery. The irony is that most of them "dream" of freedom, when freedom is the very last thing they really want: because they're afraid to be out playing the game again, where rejection is an intricate part of the rules.
They play it safe, and die inwardly, which is far worse than a physical death.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:44:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
no * 2
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:31:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Too fucking true...
Submitted by benjamindover (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:50:53 EST (#)
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I didn't read the story, but if it involves beating a woman i am all for it.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:38:15 EST (#)
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God bless you, Fat Tony.
Submitted by cheruboo (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:30:32 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:19:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucker.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:19:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
How can you hate something just because it has to do with the French? That's pretty stupid. Italy shares a border with France you know. Course, you wouldn't know that, you stupid cross-eyed mama mia. Hehe, that cracks me up every time. And no offense to any other Italians, only this dickbreath.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:11:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The funny thing is I don't know where he finds the time to post and get all this hot action.
This was kind of funny when I saw it in Magnolia 6 years ago, but at least that was fiction.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
That's because I post once every two month. Unlike you, I don't feel the need to post each and every fucking day.
I think that from your latest reply, we can conclude that you're the one who really cares about me speaking french. You sure do parrot it around a lot. Maybe that's your unique "argument" when you're such a sad excuse of a human being.
I think it's important that some normal people tell the world how much of a fucking retard you are.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:22:04 EST (#)
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Caulaincourt, you seem to know a lot about me. If you hate me so fucking much, why do you CONTINUE to read AND! Reply to my writings so much?
I can't stand you. Mainly because you speak french. Have I ever read your posts? No. Have I ever rated your posts? Possibly once, but chances are no. Why? Because I honestly hate anything speaking french.
You on the other hand can't get enough of my shit.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:51:22 EST (#)
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refreshing point of view there
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:23:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:39:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:53:47 (#)
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Cal, you've had your nipples pinched ever since my "Fuck Canada eh" post. I didn't understand it
until you made us all know that you speak French. Woop de fucking deux. How amazing a person who
speaks french telling us they speak french. Wow! I bet you get lots and lots of sex. I bet they
treat you extra special at Chez FrogFuckers when you order the special.
Fuck Caluincourt, fuck the french, fuck canada and fuck women who pussy whip their men
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I don't see your point there, fat person. People knew english wasn't my first language the minute I came in here. I only concured with Zoidberg. Nice attempt at changing the subject though.
I don't have my nipples pinched. I happen to not like obese ignorant criminal racist wife-beaters.
Don't go think that the approval your recieved from rejects and bitter men who are unsuccesful with the opposite sex makes you "da shit".
You should be gassed.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:12:38 EST (#)
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Coining the term "DICK-MOTIZE" deserves a +2 of its own, but the post was on par with some the best Eddie Murphy and Richard Prior rants on the subject.
PLUS FUCKING 2. HILARIOUS.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:57:13 EST (#)
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Jesus fucking Christ...
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:56:47 EST (#)
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God damn it I keep forgetting -2!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:56:15 EST (#)
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I don't hate all eyeties, only you.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:02:32 EST (#)
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G-Prime, not only do I NOT GIVE A FUCK about the way the french pieces of shit pronounce things, I
don't give a shit about you.
Please, never call me a mamma mia again. It hurts. Next time try greaseball, whop, dago, guinnea, hitler wanna be (mousalini), etc.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yeah, so what you don't give a fuck about french pronunciation. Probably don't care about english either. Cross eyed mama mia indeed.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:43:06 EST (#)
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meant -2.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:42:49 EST (#)
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Deux is actually pronounced more like "dur" than "doo". Just trying to educate this redneck mind. Watch the comeback. Watch.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:23:35 EST (#)
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Carol Richards photo!
http://images.google.com/images?q=carol%20richards&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-14,GGLD:en&sa=N&tab=wi
Which bitch is our Carol Richards?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:53:47 EST (#)
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Cal, you've had your nipples pinched ever since my "Fuck Canada eh" post. I didn't understand it
until you made us all know that you speak French. Woop de fucking deux. How amazing a person who
speaks french telling us they speak french. Wow! I bet you get lots and lots of sex. I bet they
treat you extra special at Chez FrogFuckers when you order the special.
Fuck Caluincourt, fuck the french, fuck canada and fuck women who pussy whip their men.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:35:15 EST (#)
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This is the way it is. Try it and see.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:56:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:57:27 (#)
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Craving for positive attention from someone who treats you like shit is a human feature found in both men and women. Yes, women do it more because they tend to react emotionally. But that doesn't mean there aren't sane women out there who do enjoy proper respect, and give it back. Your friend is just married to an idiot.
This would've been a zero but Zoidberg made an interesting point about your posts.
Esprit d'escalier, indeed.
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I crave positive attention from Caulincourt.
Gee Tony, I sure wish I could come up with witty retorts like you do. All I do is say something stupid, then later regret it and think of things I could have said.
And here's my linkwhore again.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086
+2 for linkwhorage.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:35:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your post helped inspire this one: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58097
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:13:59 EST (#)
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Between this and "Women the Weaker Sex" I have decided that you're just ranting your fantasy beacuse your wife must have the grip to end all grips on you're shrivled little testes.
You talk big, too big as a matter of fact.
Methinks the man complains a little too much and a little to ardently to not be pussy-wipped himself.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:07:09 EST (#)
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Mr Triplexus, the only thing you come to grips with is is your dick.-
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:57:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Craving for positive attention from someone who treats you like shit is a human feature found in both men and women. Yes, women do it more because they tend to react emotionally. But that doesn't mean there aren't sane women out there who do enjoy proper respect, and give it back. Your friend is just married to an idiot.
This would've been a zero but Zoidberg made an interesting point about your posts.
Esprit d'escalier, indeed.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
yesssssss,To pussy or not to pussy, that is the Question!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:37:53 EST (#)
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Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
Submitted by Triplexus (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:37:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This is precisely the behavior I have been attempting to describe to my fellow patrons here at ubersite.com. However, it is my intuition that you were attempting to incorporate quality into this piece of writing, and because of your effort, I offer a score of 'Worth Reading'. And though the 'Worth Reading' label is technically false on this particular piece, I try to encourage writers to keep trying, in hopes that they may one day come to grips with the English language.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:32:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
its true
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:14:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:17:21 (#)
Ranking: -1
Respect me, BITCH.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:08:43 EST (#)
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Carol, do you have the 110V or the 220V vibrator? Because you obviouslly don't have a man.
Admit it Carol, you'd love to be smacked around a lil bit then fuckt like a $20 whore. You'd
definately call him again.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:04:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:53:11 EST (#)
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Women are not truly happy unless they've got a MAN at home. We've all seen the woman executive who
seems "bitchy". KNow why she's bitchy? Although she may have a man at home, he's whipped. Women
don't want a submissive man at home, they want a dominant Cave man pimp daddy to tell them what to
do.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-01-30 11:30:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by notoriousbrett (user info) at 2005-01-30 10:09:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
i hate women who constantly need attention via the phone. you really don't need to converse with her 15 minutes at a time, 3 times a day.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:56:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
good, but had a little flavor of Chris Evans.
just a bit...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-30 09:25:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dammit. My secret is out.
You said it.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-30 08:42:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Hell, it made me laugh.
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-30 08:19:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
RESPECT the cock, and TAME THE CUNT!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 08:17:06 EST (#)
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Hehe.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 07:48:15 EST (#)
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Me: What?!?
Bitch: Where's David?
Me: Are the kids OK?
Bitch: They're fine, where's David?
Me: Is anyone trying to break into the house?
Bitch: Tony? Where's David!
Me: Call one more fucking time and tell him to come home and I'm taking him to Vegas. Do you hear me? Unless the fucking house is on fire, unless the kids have a fever, unless you're getting raped
by a bush nigger, call one more, JUST ONE MORE TIME! And I swear on my kids that I'll take
your fucking husband to Vegas and we're not coming home until Monday! Got it?
Bitch: Where's my husband?
Me: He's in the fucking car with 6 other men and you are treating him like a little fucking kid.
I want this shit stopped now. Gahed, call once more. Watch what I do.
Bitch: Fuck you.
Me: Call back. C'mon. Call once more.
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 07:39:59 EST (#)
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can't resist
Wazza you are a man of many faces, my love.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-28 13:44:53 (#)
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MMMMMmmmmmm, this is for you ,sweet frosted dove,.
Of course sweet maiden,
And i also must away.
Afore the day dissolves,and the shadows
Cast their bodies across my path,.
Hint not that it is subterfuge,
That i seek,
Your sweet thoughts surround me and fall
Incessantly about my feet.
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-27 22:36:13 (#)
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tHATS WHY I AM IN LOVE WITH YOU ,I DO REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU WERE SO KIND,NOW YOU HAVE BECOME a nasty to me ,I will have to do a new post ,just for you,then i can crawl through the snow(Brrrrrr) just to die at your door.
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:08:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
I could'nt agree more!Absolutly Correct. I cant believe how some of you yanks pussy with the chicks .Follow this line and it will be a different ballgame.
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ahahahahahahaha
Wazza you slay me!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 07:35:25 EST (#)
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Is Alex still alive?
Submitted by mazman23 (user info) at 2005-01-30 03:14:37 EST (#)
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Horse Shit
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-30 02:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ive noticed most of your stories involve quotes where you come off sounding incredibly witty and badass.
More likely then not you just sputter a bunch of "mama mia's" and go crosseyed.
The french have a saying that fits your posts perfectly. l'esprit d'escalier. get caul to tell ya about it
Submitted by forensicgirl3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 02:31:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
WTF?! Are you kidding?!
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2005-01-30 02:30:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Lorraine Bobbit's husband (John) took Fat Tony's advice, and now he's walking around like Frankenschlong with his stitched-up dick.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-30 01:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i feel what you're saying man. i've been treating the ladies like "they should be treated."
i was always a gentleman and gave them the world. now i'm SOL with no prospects in sight. Fat Tony, this post has inspired me to be an asshole. i'll check in later with a progress report.
TO THE ASSMOBILE!
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:49:59 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!
Or you could just.. you know... have a relationship based on mutual trust and respect. Crazy, huh?
And rough sex has nothing to fucking DO with mental or emotional or physical abuse. It's just rough sex. Sheesh.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:36:36 EST (#)
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Yeah. I'm gonna take my advice from you. Sure.
Submitted by ruthless (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:22:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I wish I could believe that this is satire.
Horrible.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:12:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell is Most Heated determined anyway?
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-30 00:06:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Funny how in a previous post you socked a man in the face with a coke bottle for abusing your sister. Wasn't he just trying to be "Da Man"? Wasn't he just trying to get a little respect? Or does it just not apply to your family?
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:36:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:07:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but run a spellcheck next time.
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Are you a stupid pussy fuck Kazzarax?! REAL pimps don't spellcheck motherfucker! *PIMPSLAPS* DAAAI BEEETCH!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:18:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin' eh.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:17:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Respect me, BITCH.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:12:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hellz ya!
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I could'nt agree more!Absolutly Correct. I cant believe how some of you yanks pussy with the chicks .Follow this line and it will be a different ballgame.
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:07:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice, but run a spellcheck next time.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-01-29 23:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Inexplicably hilarious.
Submitted by loki (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:55:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:45:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably a Most Heated attempt.
But then again I never can tell with a cock like you.
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet your wife is sleeping around.
In fact, I think I stuffed her last weekend...
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:52:33 EST (#)
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Poly, this isn't a most heated attempt. This is a 100% true story. If you think about it and look
at your friends you'll see it's the truth. Men that are submissive to their women, get treated like
pure shit. Men that are shits with their women are treated like kings.
All women want a little abuse. Sexual? Mental? Emotional? Physical? Yep.
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Didn't I see this topic recently? (glitch in the Matrix).
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-29 22:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Probably a Most Heated attempt.
But then again I never can tell with a cock like you.