Debate to relate your fate (984 hits)
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Submitted by Derek Blanchard <blanchfor.at.kitty-hawk.navy.mil> (View user info) at 2003-03-25 22:57:59 EST
My father said he would ship some snack pies and beef jerky to the kitty hawk for me and my fellow 'mates to endulge in. I am having a tough time deciding between the fudge rounds and the swiss cake rolls. I can only have one (must same room for the coffee) and I must decide... I just don't know. The chocolate stripes on the outside of the fudge round are pleasant on the eyes and the chocolate cream filling is pleasant on the taste buds. The swiss cake rolls are good in their own right though. The chocolate layer on the bottom of the roll sticks to the paper enabling a domesticated primate to lick the paper for a yummy treat. Anyone here ever ate popcorn (store bought) then tore the popcorn bag open to lick the inside of the bag for the salty goodness inside?
Which leads me to my next topic:
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Slapping and Beating
This technique involves a steady slapping of the penis back and forth between two hands, against the stomach, or against some other object.
Rubbing Against an Object
This is similar to a woman rubbing her genitals against pillows or furniture.
If you would like to try this, find an object or surface, which is comfortable against your erect penis and thrust or rub your penis against it.
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If you work out, be careful of the type protein shakes you consume. Some have a tendency to make a person shit themselves. I know this fact because I am indeed a living testament.
User Reviews
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-26 16:53:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Actually I'm the best around here at using photoshop, that I can assure you.
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-26 15:24:48 EST (#)
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i don't want to crop his head off entirely...i just don't know how to blur something. i'm sure it's easy, i'm just retarded and too bored to read my big adobe manual.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-26 15:00:51 EST (#)
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Do you know how to crop? You can send me the pic if you want and I'll fix it for you. I'm a photoshop wiz. Get my email address from Scott if you don't have it. :-)
Loren
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-26 14:14:12 EST (#)
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i just got a bunch of pictures back from my swiss miss day, actually one of me milking a guy dressed in a cow suit. perhaps.... i promised him i wouldn't post his face on the internet, so i gotta figure out how to blur his face out...not so good with photo programs.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-26 14:08:40 EST (#)
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Sky, it's true, Scott came clean w/me.
He wants to fly high in the Sky...
L
Submitted by scott_ny (user info) at 2003-03-26 12:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Dammit Sky!
You make me so hot. All I can think of now is you, me and a box of Swiss Rolls.
Submitted by blanchfor (user info) at 2003-03-26 12:49:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Loren,
Great! As soon as this war is over I'm getting a plane ticket and going to NY. Never been there before, so this could be shaping up to be quite the adventure. You would show me the Stature of Loberty, yes?
In other news
The slapping and beating technique produces mangnificently refreshing results.
"I feel like a changed man!!" -Derek
Submitted by sky (user info) at 2003-03-26 12:16:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hehehehehehe
i vote swiss cake rolls. you can imagine a young swiss miss drinking a good protein shake while beating and slapping and rubbing up against things.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2003-03-26 12:09:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Christ Derek, it's true. You've DEFINITELY been out to sea too long.
Enjoyable, but slightly unsettling post.
PS - The offer still stands for when you get home... Grand Central Station. ;-)
Loren
Submitted by streetpunk (user info) at 2003-03-26 11:01:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Blanchard, you are my new personal hero. I wanna be like you when I grow up.
Peace,
STREETPUNK
Submitted by hendrixjrr at 2003-03-26 10:26:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Swiss Cake Rolls!
Submitted by Capm_Crunch (user info) at 2003-03-26 01:51:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn. You're retarded. Kudos.
Submitted by Quartermain (user info) at 2003-03-26 01:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Swiss cake rolls kick ass. So do Oreos. And Whoppers.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2003-03-26 01:05:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You have been at sea too long.
Time to get thee to Bangkok.