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My Son Just Received an Invitation to Neverland Ranch and it's Time to Cash in (1472 hits)

Category: Romance

Rating: 0.82 on 11 reviews (Rate this item) (V)

Submitted by Vermin (View user info) at 2005-01-30 14:28:09 EST

Wonderful news everyone! I just checked the mail this morning and there was an invitation for my son to visit pop singer Michel Jackson's Neverland Ranch. You know what that means right? The invitation might as well be a winning lottery ticket. Once Jackson molests my son I can sue him for 20 million dollars and live a life of luxury.

I knew having kids would pay off someday.

Anyway, I've got a new car and boat all picked out. For my son, well he will get his college education paid for plus money for his psychiatric bills. He will also get all the manpons he needs for his ravaged ass.

As a bonus feature, here is a video of dancing retards that I found quite uplifting: http://www.abum.com/?show_media=1863

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Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-11 16:42:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:34:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I shouldn't laugh at this...

Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:31:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.tarddance.com/

Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

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Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

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Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:44:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

better hurry before the cash runs out...

Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:40:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

bleh.

innocent until proven guilty

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:40:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Some of those guys had some sweet moves.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:16:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I like it.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 14:43:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

retards are funny

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-01-30 14:40:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Did you just say "Manpon"? Dear god.