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When I urinate, I find that afterwards, my testicles are covered in it. (1366 hits)

Category: Science & Environmental

Rating: 0.06 on 28 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-30 16:10:21 EST




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Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:02:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:57:28 (#)
Ranking: 0

and you're just another worthless hitwhorelike mother like limped-wristed-wannabe-daughter. your posts aren't worth a shit, a great reflection of yourself jizzstain. .





I'd respond if I had the fucking rosetta stone with me. Enough said. I am the fucking master, and you are bubba earl. You lose! See ya.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:57:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

and you're just another worthless hitwhorelike mother like limped-wristed-wannabe-daughter. your posts aren't worth a shit, a great reflection of yourself jizzstain.

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:54:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:41:20 (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't want to hear what daddy was saying to you last night....my mistake, it was grampa's turn wasn't it. next time they put their poles in your skull, could you at least try not to sound like you're enjoying it. your momma's concerned about losing her position as domestic pole-smoker.


Uh, where have I heard this before? Oh yeah, 1200000000 other people have used this insult. Take your worn-out insults to another post, like a Shandy post!


OR ELSE ILL HAVE YOUR DAD FUCK YOU

OR YOUR GRANDPA


LOL OMG WTF LOL LMAO.

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:41:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I don't want to hear what daddy was saying to you last night....my mistake, it was grampa's turn wasn't it. next time they put their poles in your skull, could you at least try not to sound like you're enjoying it. your momma's concerned about losing her position as domestic pole-smoker.

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bubbagirl just let me put it in once. Just once. I promise. No more after that. I know its big. What? I can't understand you. Try taking my cock out of your mouth. Now what?

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:34:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

curb your homo erotic desires around me boy. get back to rimming WTG.

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:31:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

bubbagirl yesssss

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:29:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

you're more feminine than Prince - you know, like a prick in heels.

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:24:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Shitfuck - yeah I think he just did..

Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:57:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

did schlogy just adnit to pissing himself?

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:11:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

I'm running out of ink and paper

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:25:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:16 (#)
Ranking: 1

That's interesting.

I've noticed in the last couple of months, when I get done taking a squirt, my right leg is covered in it. My pee never quite stops lately. It keeps going...and going...

It's a crazy world.
Someone oughta sell tickets.



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The discovery of geriatrics.

LOLX

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

That's interesting.

I've noticed in the last couple of months, when I get done taking a squirt, my right leg is covered in it. My pee never quite stops lately. It keeps going...and going...

It's a crazy world.
Someone oughta sell tickets.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:09:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

i checked the user info as soon as i saw the post. It's like the bible--I check it when my faith in certain authors is questioned.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:32:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I knew it wasn't AJ, which is why I had no qualms against +2ing it.

Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:29:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't know what's funnier, the fact that this is true, or that people believed this was AJ.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:28:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

PS: Check user info, people.

Submitted by melkorthedelerious (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:19:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

fucking retard

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:07:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're fabulous, mister.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:38:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Now I feel bad...you should read this though. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58130

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:37:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Haha there never was a picture.

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:35:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hahaha, the_lone_stranger said it well, but a +2 for being fooled by the non-picture-posting hysteria, as I was.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:21:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

ARGH! MY PICTURE DIDN'T POST!

Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:20:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You could not piss on yourself. That might clear things up for you.
Or is this another post missing a picture.





Then again I can't really believe a picture would help.

Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:20:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Haha another Uberer fails at the pic-posting farce. Bart needs to sort it.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:16:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:13:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

That's super. Try growing a cock longer than your nutsack.
____________________

That about sums it up.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:15:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Chode?

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-30 16:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

That's super. Try growing a cock longer than your nutsack.


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