Women. The weaker sex. How to control them. (12635 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: PW'd
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-30 17:38:21 EST
Continued from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58073
Go ahead and -2 the shit out of this. Make a mental note, pay attention to friends and family. Pay
attention to the women that stick by their men and you'll find that they are somewhat abused. Find
the women who always trash talk their men and you'll see a pussy whipped sorry excuse for a man in
her bed asking for permission to kiss her back.
Women are the weaker sex. Women want to be dominated and abused. It's something that's been
programmed into their brain. Cave men get more poon. Find a mans man and he never EVAR complains
that his wife doesn't give him sex. Find a man who complains on his woman and you're looking at a
man who is PW'd.
If you are a miserable pussy whipped & submissive man, there is hope for you. You can easilly flip
the situation if you are smart and testosterone levels are high. Get her when she's off balance,
fuck with her mind a lil bit. What ever area it is that you are whipped, take control of it. Not
slowly, suprise the bitch. If you're not allowed to go out with the guys, simply go take a shower
and get cleaned up and ... this is very important.... don't ask her, TELL HER "I'm goin out, I'll
be back later" and never make eye contact. Now, you will be starting a fire but it needs to be
done. Her lil pony has just taken the reigns out of her hands and she'll fight like an Isralie
to get them back. Never make eye contact, get in the car and go.
Now, considering you are already in trouble, might as well make it worth the time. Go have fun.
Make it a night to remember because there's hell to pay when you come home. When you do come home
there'll be a riot, be prepared. Ignore her, when she asks where was you, simply reply "out". Don't
give her any details and get in bed. NEVER TAKE THE COUCH. Fuck her, she's mad at you, let her take
the couch. Draw an imaginary line in your head, when she crosses it pretend to smack her one. Just
pull the hand back and tell her with a firm voice, "That's enough!" and walk away. One of two is
going to happen. She'll mumble a lil bit and quit, or she'll throw it into high gear. If she
mumbles a lil bit, no worries. If she throws it into high gear, it's pimp slappin time. Just one
good one, "That's enough!" and if it continues, one more with "I said that's enough!".
NEVER SAY YOU ARE SORRY! Make her think and believe it's her fault. "Fix me something to eat" while
never making eye contact. Take about 4 or 5 bites and walk out going about your day. Before you
leave give her a lil kiss on the head, "I'll be back around 5:30". No eye contact! Come home and
fuck your woman while making eye contact. Let her close her eyes, you never blink and never show
any expression. Then go out again. Repeat until your bitch is broken.
It's important to take control in a new relationship. NEVER say, "I dunno. What do you want to do?"
This is the begining of being Pussy Whipped. This lets her know that her opinion matters and that
you'll eventually do what she wants you to do. This is a huge no no. Her opinion means nothing.
Always think of where YOU want to go. Always be firm, always be da man. Dominant cave pimp men
know where they want to eat. Dominant cave pimp men tell their women what they want to do.
If you are confident in all areas of your life, what you want, where you want to go, what you want
to eat, when you want to fuck, where you want to fuck, your woman will be amazed and somewhat high
from excietment. We've all heard women say "He really knows what he wants from life" and then they
talk with a horny look in their eye. Women absolutely LOVE a confident male. That's why they love
to be abused and dominated.
If you're a boring guy, "I dunno, where do you want to eat" your relationship is doomed. That's not
confidence, that's a piece of shit and there's thousands of pieces of shit available to her. Call
her and say "We're going out". Arrive at her place, give her a kiss then take her where you want
to go. Ooooo! Mysterious! Plan out the entire evening, let her think you are spontanious. Even if
you're not spontanious, pretend to be. Always give her as little information as possible. If she
asks "Where are you taking me" you simply reply, "You'll see". If she asks again, just say "out".
Feel like staying in to watch movies then fucking on the couch? Don't ask her, tell her. Always be
in control. Always know where you want to go, what you want to eat and what you want to see. Every
now and then call her and tell her "Wear that blue outfit". You get a charge out of telling her
what to wear, she gets all hot because she has a controlling man. After she does the outfit thing,
then tell her what to wear, this time in detail like for instance, "Wear that red dress and don't
wear any panties." She'll love it. Don't stutter, don't be a pussy and talk like one. At the first
sign of weakness, she'll tell you "NO!" and then it's a downward spiral from there. Practice it a
few times in the mirror. Confidence is sexy, hoe's dig it. Your woman will do ANYTHING you tell
her to do, if it's done with confidence.
Every now and then, forget about your plans. When she calls to remind you, "We had plans tonight?
Huh." Never say I'm sorry, it's a sign of weakness. Cave pimp men are not weak. Don't over do this,
once every 5 weeks is good.
As your relationship progresses, your dominance progresses. Remember, you make the plans, you call
the shots. She doesn't like Italian food? You eat Italian food and don't ask her. Let her find
something on the menue that she'll eat. Unless it's an allergic reaction, then forget about it.
Think about a new relationship like climbing a mountain. Dominance takes you to the top. When you
say "I dunno, what do YOU want to do?" or the ever so popular amongst the pussy whipped men, "I
don't care" you fall off the mountain.
Women are like dogs. If they sence some submissive behavior, your good and fucked, best prepare for
a fight. Always be the man. Always be in control. That's how assholes get ahead while pussies watch
and wonder "How does that asshole do it?!?".
I see nothing wrong with the occasional slap to keep your woman in line. Once in a while they need
a dose of reality and a pimp slap is the best thing to clear their minds of the feminist pollution
that their manless friends clouded their minds with. She'll go out with her friends or talk on the
phone with her other cunts and they'll tell her that you're not good for her, that she can do a
lot better and all kinds of shit. When she gets all wild up on those ideas, a good slap will
definately straighten her ass out. I do not agree with beating your wife, that's just wrong. Only
a complete low life beats his wife.
The better you treat your woman, the bigger her head gets and the worse she'll treat you. You've
got to keep your bitch in line.
We all know the stupid bitch that stays with the no good for nothing man. Why does she stay with
him? Why does she put up with him? Why doesn't she smarten up? Why? Because she digs being
dominated and the more he abuses her, the more he treats her like shit, the more she falls in
love with that mofo.
We all know the stupid bitch that has the great husband and doesn't deserve it. She's got a great
man who does eveything for her. He cooks, he cleans, he supports everything she's involved in and
she still complains on him while he loves her and does everything for her. Why does she disrespect
him like that? He's a great catch. Why? Because she wants to be mistreated and abused. She wants
to be treated like shit and despises her pussy whipped man for not treating her like she longs to
be treated.
Bill fucking Clinton. Pimp Daddy! Never kissed Monica, never did anything to her but shove his pork
sword in her mouth. Everyone would think that Bill's cunt would leave him and make a riot. No, she
fell deeper in love with him and her respect grew more for him. Hillary isn't a woman in charge.
She's a dominated cunt who loves to be mistreated. I've heard a lot of women say "If my man did
that, I'd leave him in a minute!" No you wouldn't. You'd love it. How come millions of men get
away with it and still keep their women afterwards? Because they enjoy it!
Lorenna Bobbit. Cut off her mans pecker. You think she won? The tried to throw out her man's 12"
cock on the street. Sorry, John Wayne Bobbit won. It got sewed back on and my boy made a porno
to prove it still works, and it works very well. I guarantee you John Wayne Bobbit got laid 5000
times since this shit happened. Why? Because he's a mans man. Lorena? I can promise you her pussy
did get eaten a lot, but not by a man. She's a lezbo now and my be a feminist icon, but where did
it get her? John is making money, making porn, fucking dynamite chicks and was famous with everyone.
Lorena? She's eating pussy now.
Women like the idea of being cheated on. They'll never admit it because they don't know it. It's
burried in their subconscience. Where's the proof? We all know a woman who has a dawg of a husband.
Her man cheats, and she puts up with it. Sure she throws his clothes out or kicks him out, but
what happens a week or two later? He's back tearin that pussy up and she's loving every minute of
it. We all know a few of those women. Why doesn't she leave him? Why does she put up with it?
Because she enjoys the living shit out of it. The worse you treat them, the more they respect you.
Now, there is a line you can cross. Where is the line? That's for you to find out. Every woman has
a different line. Don't cross that line. Step on it, shit on it, jerk off on it, but never cross it
or there's no getting her back. Find the line and you can move it.
Dominant men get more poon. It's a fact. Everyone has said this at one time or another, "What is
a woman like that doing with... HIM". I'll tell you what she's doing, sucking him off when ever he
wants. Women are the weaker sex, they want a dominant male.
What about a relationship based on trust and sharing? There is no 50-50, there is no true mutual
tust. That's bull shit. The people that say they have that are liars. One of them, if not both are
longing for something better but both are shit scared to go out into the waters and try it again.
Those are the most boring people on the planet. Those are the people who sit at home reading books
and then conversing about what they thought the tree represented in the third chapter. Fuck that.
The man needs to take complete charge and the woman will be much much happier.
When I want to go out, I dump my clothes in the hamper, get my rope on and go tell the wife "Get my
grey suit and my pink shirt". She knows not I'm going out and has a plate of food in the microwave
waiting when I come home. She's trained to know that a suit = 4AM or later. If I say get my black
dockers ready she knows I'll be home about 1AM and still there's a plate in the microwave waiting
for me when I get home.
I've got friends that ask "Hun, the boys are going to the Laker game and they've got one more
ticket, can I go with them?" and once in a while she says yes, but 90% of the time it's no. On the
rare occasion that they are "allowed out" the phone never stops ringing. Where are you? What are
you doing? Bring me back Krispy Kremes! How much money did you spend? Gawd I hate that shit.
There is no happy medium. If you think you are in the happy medium, not quite a man, not quite
Pussy Whipped, then I've got sad news for you. You're Pussy Whipped and you don't know it.
The people who give this post a -2 are one of three groups of people.
A: Feminist
B: Pussy whipped
C: Men who grew up without a man in their life
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 10:54:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:51:03 EST (#)
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Funny thing is, I agree with a majority of these IDEAS. If it weren't for your lack of tact in most every instance, I may have been forced to +2 your ginny ass!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:00:03 (#)
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Ok Tony here's the thing, you are actually accurate about some of this. It is usually awe inspiring when a man takes charge, hell I'm with my husband beacuse he could Handle me in my bitch phases but if he EVER laid a hand on me to shut me up it would be the end of my "taking his shit beacuse I love him". And he damn well knows it. I'll agree with you most women are gossipy,irritating cunts who want to control every man in their lives. I've never been a big fan of the rest of my sex and had guy friends most of my life beacuse I couldn't stand the bullshit from my female ones. But I have also always been able to take care of myself if the situation arose. I have a very slow burn with my husband and accept shit from him that I wouldn't from any other human being, BUT there is a line he does not cross beacuse if he did all bets are off and I'm comming at him with every repressed piece of anger I've got. I'm small but I do a lot of damage. I've been bounced a couple of times off a wall or two but I'll agree that part of it was my getting too far into his face. He's never hit me and I've never hit him but I've never been afraid of blood, mine or someone elses and blood letting would occur if he stepped over that line.
I WILL know where he is beacuse he knows where I am. I have given up my schooling, my job and the rest of my idiot friends so I can stay with our children 24/7 through to kindergarden and make sure our girls end up with a proper start in life. He pays the bills and helps me when I need it. That was the bargain for giving him the family life he so desperatly wanted to replace his own family's insanity. IT IS A 50-50 LIFLESTYLE. And will remain so if he doesn't want to lose it. There are several types of women, Tony, the bitches you complain about and the ones like me. I'm cool, I take things in stride but don't cross the line because a Hurtin' is waiting on the other side. Whether Iend up being the one bloody are not.
+1 for almost being accurate -1 for the bitch-slapping
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This gave me a boner!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:26:34 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:11:01 EST (#)
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Frankly, I don't like this or you. Reminds me that over-testosteroned rednecks like yourself are running our country. again. damnit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:09:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:28:57 (#)
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ps- my ex girlfriend found out i was back in SA and is staying over tomorrow night, and she wants me to give her the ol' dirt track and smack.
Right on.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:25:15 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35709#592076
read the post, too. ;)
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny stuff.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-05 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG 8000 MOTHERFUCKING HITS FOR THIS SHIT?
NO WONDER WHY HE KEEPS SPEWING IT OUT.
Submitted by Pimpernell (user info) at 2005-02-05 04:53:28 EST (#)
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I tell that the best thing to do is, give up on those Fat assed white sluts and go and get yourselves a nice Asian honey ,they dont complain ,and want to wear the Pants,then you can go back to being a Man! End of fucking story .
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-05 01:00:47 EST (#)
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Durae sucks. Feminism never started, and if it did it would not want Durae as a spokesperson. Maybe if "Retarded Homosexuals Anonymous" began a chapter in her local community she could possibly join the team. Other than that she is worthless to the world. Way to suck Durae, you should try piercing your mouth shut next time
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:45:31 EST (#)
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ps- you know, Durae, maybe some of us "chauvanists" really aren't so bad. maybe we just don't agree with your feminist agenda. i, for one, have never had a problem with a woman playing the game on her own terms, but the way the feminist dogma presents itself is through influenced over-empowerment. it's counter-productive. feminist propaganda seizes a woman's mind and tells her that anyone that has a problem with her factious behavior has a problem with women in general, because they are myopic, simple-minded juveniles that feel threatened by the movement because of their own diminished sense of self-worth. i can assure you, that is not the case.
so tell me i'm just an immature chauvanist. i have no problem with it. i think this discourse, laden with name-calling and presupposed judgements is entertaining. perhaps that is because i never really grew up... *wink*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:09:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/58601
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:28:57 EST (#)
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ps- my ex girlfriend found out i was back in SA and is staying over tomorrow night, and she wants me to give her the ol' dirt track and smack.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:13:29 EST (#)
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yes, Durae- boy do you have me pegged.
hahaha
if i felt threatened at all by what you just said about my personal character, i might feel the need to retort, but i don't. the truth is, i just don't care about anything you have to say because i know who i am and what i believe in. if you want to keep treating me like a sub-human, hypocrite, because we don't see eye-to-eye on the feminist issue, go for it. it bothers me not in the least. not a single woman i know thinks i treat them unfairly or that i'm a chauvanist.
your feminist propaganda is bullshit and anyone with a half a brain can see it. calling people whose bullshit detectors pick your signal up strongly "close-minded juveniles" isn't going to help your cause in the least bit. if you were as smart as you thought you were, you'd know it.
cry me a river. go team up with the blacks that get a speeding ticket for speeding and pull the racism card on the cops.
seriously, Durae, sweetcakes (oops, sorry! chauvanism!), you're really reaching here...
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:08 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
You know why I'm glad that I'm a bastard daughter? Because my daddy never got the chance to teach me that all men were created to serve my needs, and that I'm some kind of princess. But good for you, Loren, stand up for yourself. Don't let insecure men and their shameful, testosterone-driven behavior stop you from getting everything you deserve, you diva. Shunning all men that don't instantly drop to their knees and beg to suck your precious clitoris upon meeting you will do you well when you're a 45-year-old hag with a six parakeets, a bookshelf stocked with drugstore romance novels, and a chafing vagina.
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Whoa, that was way harsh!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:48:46 EST (#)
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Hmmm, is this the next "re 16 y olds"??
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:44:42 EST (#)
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It's touching that you felt the need to bring me back into this because you feel like you have something to prove, hidden.
Only stupid pompous asses with no humility or respect lack the good sense to be intimidated on occasion. And I'd agree that you're that type of person.
So it seems that you and Loren don't agree on everything. Why then did you feel the need to reference her before? Because you were doing exactly what I said you were doing. Using her name to give your own assinine, closed-minded points validity, but without even verifying that she agrees with you.
If you're not afraid of women, then why don't you just back down and admit that feminism isn't over? You obviously don't understand the situation or segments of the movement, and you'd rather pigeonhole us into man-hating cunts who have no sense of reality - that's why you won't back down. I don't think you *can* handle a strong woman, you certainly can't even handle the label associated with strong women. We're feeble-minded, right? mmkay.
But you'll never bother to recognize the gaps in your perception because your love for yourself clouds your reason. How charming and juvenile.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've bookmarked this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:48:03 EST (#)
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"And by the way, kissing Loren's ass does not make you a decent guy. It makes you smart enough to know that she'd eat you alive if she felt like it and smart enough to realize that she isn't the bitch that some people think she is"
-Durae
well, Durae, if you haven't noticed, Loren has said plenty of things that have pissed me off here and also in her post where she belittles the overweight, and quite hypocritcally, i might add, but she has ignored me. she just went off on Lisa after she basically said the exact same thing i did.
if you think i'm scared of being "eaten alive" by Loren, you're wrong. i know that in your feeble, feminist mind you think i'm intimidated by Loren because she's a strong woman, and that gives you a feeling of validity, but i can assure you- i'm not scared of her or anyone else on this site when i believe they are wrong, whether they be male or female.
i don't know what Loren's reasons are for ignoring me, but i have a feeling it has something to do with her not expecting me to speak my mind when i thought she was wrong. she must have thought i was one of those "weak-minded" males.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:09:56 EST (#)
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Fuck the french and anyone who speaks the language. That's the topic of my next post.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-04 15:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa -
I didn't think you could possibly become a more sarcastic, annoying little bitch, but you have proven me wrong.
You know nothing of me or what I was saying, as shown by how you completely misunderstood it and twisted it around you rant and rave at me. Again.
You're like a gnat.
If I had the opportunity, I'd smack the snide right out of you. You'd be a much happier person should you choose to pull the 2x4 out of your arrogant little ass. It's really no mystery why you have no female friends.
You can talk to me about men when you've actually *had* more than one short experience with one of them in your pathetic little self-absorbed life, and dear old dad doesn't count, you fucking fetus.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-04 15:28:10 EST (#)
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Loren is a bastard child & and her Mom is Buffy Sainte Marie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57620
She's really out-cunted herself on this post...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
300th review!
Submitted by Koala_sausage (user info) at 2005-02-04 06:01:12 EST (#)
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caulain! i agree with all you say... and i love the french! :D
i bet, yabbo, you've never even been to france!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:03:13 EST (#)
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Funny, as long as this is a joke.
It's actually funnier if it isn't a joke, but also rather offensive.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:53:22 EST (#)
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finally, someone being realistic about this issue.
wanna get married?
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:25:52 EST (#)
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Dear Peckerhead,
(and this is the last time I'm commenting on this and no disrespect meant to you, just clearing something up)
I did not say that humor was something instilled from birth exclusively to anyone. I said that many women were raised to place as much importance on their beauty as the other intangible qualities such as intelligence and humor. As in, the way we look is right up there in our minds with how smart or funny we are. Will a man care if I'm a hilarious genius if I have a huge nose and acne and a big butt? No? Well that's why women will spend a life savings on a nose job, lipo, and chemical peels.
Men are raised not to be as concerned about their looks. Men that are overly concerned with their own looks are often called fruits or at the very least metrosexuals. I don't want a man, even a straight one, who carries a handbag or puts moisturizer on his skin every night or takes great interest in shopping for a new wardrobe. That's why I love men- because they are the opposite of me.
Besides, that was something that I felt needed to be explained for the sake of men in general- why we take so long getting ready. It wasn't simply a reaction to FatTony's writing, which I wasn't sure how it was supposed to be taken. Obviously it was exxageration, but the frustration behind it is likely real. I think the state of affairs between men and women is quite fucked up these days, and it never hurts to clear shit up on either side, even in a place as unsavory as Ubersite.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:32:32 EST (#)
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Maybe it's time for some levity. I mean after all, look where we are (Ubersite). A few posts ago, a woman mentioned humor. The context was that humor was one of the qualities that had been instilled in her from her upbringing. To my knowledge, humor is not exclusive to females. Take Fat Tony for example. Aside from his comments about hitting and/or raping women, his post is quite funny. Granted, it is likely more funny to the men than to the women -- although I saw a few postings by women who also found some humor in Tony's story. My idea at this point is that Fat Tony probably does get laid - not because he is da terrible caveman, but because he can be funny. I have heard and read in many places that a man with a good sense of humor gets much farther with women than the more serious, brooding and often boring type of man.
My final comment on this posting: There are many different types of men. There are many different types of women. Some of us have been lucky enough to find the right partner. Others have not been so lucky. If the comments and ratings of this "most heated" post by Fat Tony show nothing else, it is that the whole subject of relationships between men and women is highly complex. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either a liar, a genius or someone who si in for a real shock. Remeber: He/she who laughs lasts :-)
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree with the idea of smacking a woman up because she gets a little smart in the mouth when you two are alone. But if she acts like a fool in public, disrespects your mother or irons a hole in your favorite shirt then she needs to get her chin checked. If she spits, slaps or punches you in the godfather, then you need to break her legs. And if she fucks around and pulls a gun on you because you are banging the 20 year old broad up the street then she needs to end up like Laci Peterson. I do believe in the idea that women should be treated differently depending on their worth. I have three levels of worth when it comes to women: Love box, Goldfish, and Take That.
Love Box (just married or engaged)-If your Wifey doesn't want to give you any quality time then you should try sweet talking a little. You tell her, "Baby, I am going to make your Love Box look like a grilled cheese sandwich." Trust me, this works every time.
Goldfish (just dating)-If you are dating a girl you should be a little more aggressive. When you come around to feed her the dick let her surface gobble it up and then go swim around waiting for some more. Keeping them hungry guarantees a relationship strong enough to outlast the fallout when she finds out that you were fucking her sister. When you are done with her flush her down the toilet, and go buy another one.
Take That (just fucking) - If you are just fucking a girl and she feels like being shy because you periodically forget her name then you should just disregard what she says and take that. When you are done, piss in her pooper and go home.
+2 you Fat fucking Tony, +2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:31:55 EST (#)
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wow, a mature woman replied... that was great, sheherezade.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:19:36 EST (#)
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Preach it brother! You speaks the truth!
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:15:38 EST (#)
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Oh, and I forgot to add this.
On the off chance that you are even halfway serious, let me warn the other men that your approach is like trying to swat a fly with a baseball bat. Like many men, you have an "all or nothing" attitude that clouds your judgement against women, who must figure largely in your value system or you wouldn't take the time to create such a diatribe.
Normal, well adjusted women don't want a caveman asshole. Neither do we want some wuss we can dominate. Somewhere in the middle would be fine, thank you very much. At which point in the middle is our choice.
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:59:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:25:31 (#)
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A woman can spend 4 hours getting ready for a dinner date. If a man tells her, "Wear that slinky black dress with your hair up" it deletes 3.5 hours from her time of getting ready. A woman can plan the living shit out of a weekend, taking 5 to 6 days. When a man makes up her mind for her, she loves it.
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Well, okay, it is true that a man saying "wear this with that, like so" would definitely keep a woman from having to deliberate on her appearance for hours... but making up a woman's mind for her isn't the thing that drove her nuts- what would drive the woman nuts is the fact that the man would care enough, express enough interest in what she will wear for the evening.
Women (not all, but many, myself included) agonize over what to wear because we have this fantasy that our man will show great interest in our appearance on a special evening, that he he will show it without our having to ask "how do I look" or something like that. When you're going on a date, and you've dressed up, and your man gives you the verbal equivalent of "MEH" by not exitedly, positively commenting *without being prompted* on the way you look, it can bring your whole evening down.
So saying "Wear this with that, like so" nips that whole thing in the bud, by letting the woman feel that the man knows how he likes her to look, has an actual preference, and it also lets her feel that he must be proud of the way she looks in that dress.
Women do not take forever to get dressed because we are indecisive or weak. It is because we long for a certain reaction from the man that we almost never get. Many of us were taught that our beauty is an asset equal in importance to intelligence and humor. It's simply a product of upbringing.
Therefore, I submit that this is time saved and admiration earned, not by "making up a woman's mind for her", but by being proactive with your interest.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren1
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
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Wasn't it Virginia Woolf who said that it is the woman's (traditional) role to be a funhouse mirror for her man; one that minimizes their flaws while boosting any virtues by at least 3X? I don't buy what a lot of people are telling you; that this was a joke, that it was 'satirical'. If you dissect it, you find it's the work of a juvenile mind that's got a real insecurity complex when it comes to women. Either an average middleschooler who can't get a date to the spring semiformal, or a low-functioning forty-year-old whose wife runs his existence.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know but the french sure do sound important to you since they consist of 80% of your replies.
T-T-T-T-T-T-ERROR!!! TONIGHT AT 8! GET YOUR TICKETS FOR AN UPCLOSE VIEW ON T-T-T-T-T-ERROAAAAR!!!
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cauliflower - You are not a frog, you are a frenchie or a cheese eating surrender monkey. Unlike frencies, Frogs are very useful and important creatures . I wouldn't besmirch an amphibian by associating it with a frenchie
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:01:20 EST (#)
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you spelled "terror" wrong.
but it was still funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a frooooooog! It's IMPORTANT! YES!
Freedom! Liberty!
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:55:11 EST (#)
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i didn't say she was perfect, i said she was nice and respectful and treated men fairly, however, she's going overboard with the feminism all of a sudden and letting me think otherwise...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:46:51 EST (#)
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i thought Loren was the perfect woman?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:32:21 EST (#)
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i can't help the fact that we think alike.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:14:30 EST (#)
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You loved the original, now read the parody.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58502
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:12:33 EST (#)
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Oh, screw you, Andy. I took so long to reply, you said everything I wanted to say, first.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
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This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
You know why I'm glad that I'm a bastard daughter? Because my daddy never got the chance to teach me that all men were created to serve my needs, and that I'm some kind of princess. But good for you, Loren, stand up for yourself. Don't let insecure men and their shameful, testosterone-driven behavior stop you from getting everything you deserve, you diva. Shunning all men that don't instantly drop to their knees and beg to suck your precious clitoris upon meeting you will do you well when you're a 45-year-old hag with a six parakeets, a bookshelf stocked with drugstore romance novels, and a chafing vagina.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:00:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
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no, what they are doing is fucking with people like you that play along with their little game. you're fueling the fire to their little game. you're getting angry while they're laughing. this isn't a battle of the genders, this is a battle of brainpower- use some of yours to figure it out.
if you're going to continue to portray men as simple-minded idiots, i'm going to continue to let you know exactly what i think. you know, i've seen it a million times before- a female is acting like a total bitch and being as difficult as possible because she thinks it's her right, because daddy told her she was a little princess when she was a child, and when the men decide to stop putting up with it, they are automatically pinned as "threatened" by women because they are "cowering, contemptable little bitches on the inside".
or maybe they just don't want to take her crap?
this whole women's rights movement is giving feminists a false sense of empowerment to the point where they feel like they can do and say whatever they want to men while leaning on their crutch of feminism.
revolting.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Doneupandin: Holz pronounced as in HALLZ as in my name is Holly. Not Holes.
But you are indeed correct that I have three of them. My husband enjoys them very much since
he's not a jackass.
+1 for effort.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this turning into another re 16 y/ olds?
I know I didn't type it right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:40:26 (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
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I am a shitty typist
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You're an american
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
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I am a shitty typist
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:39:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:14:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE JEWS, DIE! OH...WAIT, W. TOLD ME TO HATE ARABS! DIE SAND-NIGGERS, DIE! ROCK ON!1 AHALDAFLAOL.OLOLLMAOROFL!11
(fuck this place)
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I can't tell if your serious or not with this one. Just a few posts down you mentioned I should join Islam. Implying that Islam is a negative thing. Tsk Tsk how un-PC of you. You may lose your membership in the panty-waste patrol with more comments like that
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know Caul isn't ACTUALLY French, don't you? Speaking French and being from France are not the same thing. Not that it matters, it's just that the way you keep calling him French is making you look awfully silly .
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cauliflower
I never said I disapprove nor have I said I approve.
But we'll have to forgive the mis-read since your are french. English seems to be too tough a language. Why do you go complain to your MP that ubsersite is not in french.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're all a bunch of racist fucks, shut the fuck up
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:19:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:25:31 (#)
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Loren1, if you read the entire thing I can guarantee you that you'll agree with 75% of it. Although you may not agree with the occasional smack, you will agree with most of it. Humor me, read the entire post with an open mind. Then tell me that you would not love a man like that (without the slap or physical thing).
Women love a confident overpowering man. When a man knows what he wants and makes up the womans mind for her, it drives them nutz.
A woman can spend 4 hours getting ready for a dinner date. If a man tells her, "Wear that slinky black dress with your hair up" it deletes 3.5 hours from her time of getting ready. A woman can plan the living shit out of a weekend, taking 5 to 6 days. When a man makes up her mind for her, she loves it.
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see... you have a small point there. but it is so overloaded with complete shit
that any thruth is negated.
I cannot -2 this because I don't believe that you believe most of this crap.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE JEWS, DIE! OH...WAIT, W. TOLD ME TO HATE ARABS! DIE SAND-NIGGERS, DIE! ROCK ON!1 AHALDAFLAOL.OLOLLMAOROFL!11
(fuck this place)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSS, GO AMERICA!!! W00000000000000T! USA, USA!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow that was a waste of time!
Yabbo: "I don't approve of treating women like shit but I tell guys like Hairsphincter they give us a bad name because they don't treat women like shit. Me is logic. Durrrrrrrrrrr. Freedom Fries! Die Chiraq, get it? Iraq, Chirac? ahdafsalfh;whe;fw;eaaaaarhahgahghaldj;fajiowe2;"
Seriously, this website has more retards than a fucking sanitarium.
Probably because it's mainly populated with americans. If devolution means not being fat and compltetly ignorant of the outside world like most of you assholes here, I welcome it with open arms.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caluiflower - I never said I apporved or disproved of treating women like dirt. I just agree that
it is effective way to get women. And yes I do bash your origins because the french just bunch of
whiny, annoying, complaining, ignorant buffons. So afraid of losing their culture. They are an example of devolution.
Loren1 - I have met women like you. All talk. When push comes to shove, they melt and have respect for
the dominant guy, not a pussy like Hair. He's the guy you go cry to when your Man treats you like dirt. And when you are done crying, you they go back to the MAN
As for Tommy, OJ etc yes their wives left them, but the found many replacements pretty darn quick
Submitted by Koala_sausage (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony, its Men like you with MAJOR self esteem problems who end up 'pussy whipped'. I bet everyday you go to work while your wife treats herself at a day spa... then you come home, cook dinner while she watches tele and then go down on her until she is ready to fall asleep.
The only reason that you would have to write this is the fact that its the only chance you get make yourself feel better.
You are the biggest pussy i have ever come across.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She is named HOLZ because she has three.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know. You're actually kind of right. I dated an overly sensitive man...At first it was good.
He bowed and worshiped me and we NEVER fought. I always got what I wanted. We lasted about 8
months before it started pissing me off. Breaking up with him had a lot to do with him being obsessed with his mother too though.
So you are right on that part. If I wanted what he gave me..I'd date another woman. Hell,
I assume a woman can lick pussy better anyway.
Of course I've NEVER dated assholes like you. I refuse to date cheaters, liars, or assholes. I
would much rather date the pussy than the idiot. There are only a few things that actually
really piss me off and among them are rape and murder. Nothing disgusts me more than people
who think they have a RIGHT to force themselves on someone against her will or that they have a
right to take someone's life away.
A real man to me is my husband. I respect him more than anyone. He's just the right amount of dominant while still caring about me. He's never raised a hand to me but he's not afraid to
make important decisions. (Of course if I ever hit him I would expect him to hit me back and I wouldn't bitch about it.) We both work fulltime so we both clean the house and pay the bills.
We decide together what vacations to take or where to go out to eat. He goes out with his
friends whenever he wants but he makes sure I know where he is in case of an emergancy.
He stays out until 7 AM if he wants to but I know I can reach him on his cellphone if I need
to.
Also, Yeah I like rough sex...sometimes...But just as often and just as much I like to make
love. Women are emotional. We need affection and love. Not some asshole who's going to slap
us if he doesn't like what we have to say and who will withold kindness and affection.
So I guess..I wouldn't give it up for a pussy but I wouldn't give it up for an asshole either.
So fuck you. I hope you die.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Tommmy Lee, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson still get women. "
That's brilliant. And what happened in each of their marriages?
History. Their wives ALL left them.
And if it was a just world, that fucker OJ would be rotting in prison and getting ass-raped repetitively while awaiting lethal injection. Tommy Lee would be castrated, and Tyson would by labotomized. Oh, wait, he already was...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yabbo, 3/4 your 40-50 comments here were about bashing me for my origins and now you approve of treating women like dirt. You must be a real winner.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell the truth. Your only experience with the female anatomy has been from Health Class textbooks.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Ashlee
You make a good point. Not all women want an asshole, but there are a fair share who do. Otherwise how do people like Tommmy Lee, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson still get women.
Hair you are still a panty-waste
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yabbo - speaking as a card carrying woman here, I can say with great confidence. You. Are. Wrong. Completely and utterly wrong. There are SOME women who prefer being with a dominant man. There are SOME women in abusive relationships who feel that it is an acceptable lifestyle, and there are SOME women in the same situations that are just too afraid to leave. However, to say that ALL women "enjoy giving pussy to assholes" is simply ridiculous. This post does not in ANY way describe the behavior of a real man. Most women want a real man. A real man respects women, and also respects himself. Beleive it or not, there really IS a happy medium between the two extremes described.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. I definitely want to fuck Sword now,
Tony, on the other hand.... lemme think.... nope, still rather disembowel him with a chainsaw. Guess your method doesn't work afterall.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing worse than this post is the list of replies that accompany it. The sheer hypocrisy and righteous-indignation displayed by some of you people makes me want to vomit.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sword.
Word.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FatTony you are a stupid peice of shit and here is why. The powers that organized the universe hate you.
In addition your entire post is crap and the arguments therein are totally without substance and here is why. Lets say that you and the other wife beaters in the world are correct and that women deserve the occasional slap, punch, or rape. Lets go a step farther shall we and suggest that by beating and sexually violating women you could attract desirable mates and maintain a steady relationship with them. Here comes the flaw. Is this really what you want?
Are you really such a shallow simpleton that you derrive pleasure from manipulating and dominating a woman? Do you really want to deprive yourself of a meaningful relationship? Would you be friends with someone like yourself? Would you act friendly towards a man who bossed you around and hit you? I imagine your answer to all these questions is NO.
Sex is great, you can have a hell of a time with a woman just screwing around but it is truly the penultimate experiance to an engaging partnership with a woman. You seem to sneer at relationships based on equality as if your chauvenistic attitude towards women were innately superior or more masculine. But what you fail to realize is that while you remain obsessed with fulfilling your frightening image of masculinity you are missing out on a truly wonderful thing.
So before you get back to beating and raping your "Broken bitch" of a wife why don't you take a moment to the think about what you might have instead? This being said if you or anyone like you ever hurt any of the women in my life I have come to love I would castrate you with sandpaper.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of the Lord, Yabbo, were you dropped on your head?
The "bad boy" attraction is all James Dean, dangerous motor bikes, rebellion and so on - not rapings and beatings. Think, child, think. Fantasy vs. fatality.
You think the word respect equates to being a pussy. I think your idiocy equates to being a rancid whore's cunt hole (quick - go rape her before she can walk again).
The fact you support the subjugation of women is nothing more than a reflection of your inward, self licking pussy. Fuck, you are such a tard.
I really don't know why I am trying to explain this to you fools. More quality for me.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well pussy patrol is out in full force.
Well Hair since only ladies can respond to your poll, I guess it means you are able to vote for yourself. Though even you would prefer a real man.
Cauliflowercourt is french so I expected a pussy response from him. Though the racist comments were a surprise.
You can;t deny the truth in what Tony is saying, maybe not so extreme. But in essence it's true.
Women, love giving up the pussy to assholes. The bigger the jerk the more the pussy.
They even have studies about why women chase "the bad boy" instead of pursuing relationships that would be "good" for them. They could save time if the just read this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name.
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Why? Because they raise the standards? It makes you feel insecure, doesn't it? Change? Being worthy of a hot intelligent women?
Join Islam, or enter the future you fucking loser.
Submitted by emilypost (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you must be really proud of yourself.
Submitted by Sub_Stylee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wrong.
im neither a, b nor c.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C.
You will ALWAYS be more popular among not just women, but people in general than, A OR B. You charmer you.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Woah... Yabbo. Big, bold call. I don't understand you at all. I do get women, but I don't get Yabbo.
Let's all thank Christ for that.
Let's open this concept up to the women of Ubersite: who gives men a good name/bad name?
Who would you rather have hot monkey sex with?
A. Fat Tony
B. Yabbo
C. Hair
Ladies only, please.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 13:24:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll listen to what men have to say about abortion rights, Hidden, when every last man takes responsibility for every last child that he fathered.
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those bastard men, not taking responsibility for their children!
here, read this-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28519
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Check out http://www.tuckermax.com to see Tony's theory in action.
Tony - Post was great but I need some clarification. You encourage giving the girl a smack when needed. Yet you beat the crap of your brother in law for doning that very thing?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28497
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Check out www.tuckermax.com to see Tony's theory in action.
Tony - Post was great but I need some clarification. You encourage giving the girl a smack when needed. Yet you beat the crap of your brother in law for doning that very thing?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28497
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Atomiknight (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me sufficiently pissed off to omit the -2 this so dearly deserves.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I was going to stay the fuck away from this until you started on the rape track again.
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's the big deal about getting raped anyway? If you are a virgin, then fine throw a fit. But if
you are a woman who's had sex more then 50 times, what's the big deal abuot a rape?
NEWSFLASH: Women like rough sex. Why? It's like getting raped.
If a woman can't function properly after getting raped or has no self esteem, then she needs to
become a hooker. Fuck it.
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What's the big deal about rape?
What's the big deal about someone beating you about, throwing you down the stairs, causing you permanent physical damage, leaving you bleeding and unable to stand both before and after they force themselves inside your body, not once, not twice, but repeatedly, until they have torn the lining of your vagina to shreds and you are black and swollen from the bruising?
What's the big deal about someone taking from you something which only you have the right to give?
Ah hell, no biggy you say. Well fuck you.
I'd like to see you have self-respect and function properly after you've been treated like that, when you still get the nightmares, when the panic attacks won't go away, when you flinch when someone goes to hold you and comfort you.
NEWSFLASH: Not all women like rough sex. If you think otherwise, you should try making love for once, instead of just fucking whores.
Meh, fuck it. You're not worth my time and energy. You disgust me. I have nothing but contempt for men who behave like this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have had a former girlfriend who like to be fucked hard from behind and have the back of her head punched - and quite hard. She would go bonkers and really get off on rough sex and what I perceive as a high level of sexual violence. That was fine in that relationship, but I don't draw a long bow and assume that all women want the "dirt track 'n' smack".
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha
"dirt track 'n' smack"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
Submitted by Unfulfilled (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Your fiance treats you like a queen? Is he pussy whipped?"
Nope. He does what he wants, when he wants. He's an adult, and I'm not his mommy. Thing is... he doesn't get off on mistreating people, and I think he'd rather die than raise his hand to a woman. No, he didn't grow up in a household full of women. Other way around... all guys in his house, except his mom. His father just made sure he raised him to be a MAN, not a chest-pounding gorrilla that gets his jollies by making other people miserable.
Oh, gee, Mr. Fat Tony's ALREADY been to jail?! Be still, my beating heart! No wonder you think women like rape. Big Bubba broke you in pretty quick, eh? Was he good?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I would just like to add an additional note to this post. It's heated anyway, so I might as well contribute.
As most of you may have heard, the President of Harvard University, Lawrence Summer, gave a speech in mid-January essentially saying that women are not as intelligent as men - especially in the mathematics and science areas.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/commentary/20050201-094824-5748r.htm
For those of you that agree with this statement, I'd like to ask you one question:
Whose body did you come from?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tony & yabbo, sorry. It just doesn't work. What you perceive as "manly" is adolescent, limited and naïve.
The fact that I am not threatened by women and don't feel the need to use violence says more about my pecker than yours. I understand that you are not well educated. I understand that you are not familiar with the basic psychology of pre-emptive violence and intimidation: it's to mitigate a perceived threat, real or not. Monkeys and dogs do it a lot - and so do you.
I have had a former girlfriend who like to be fucked hard from behind and have the back of her head punched - and quite hard. She would go bonkers and really get off on rough sex and what I perceive as a high level of sexual violence. That was fine in that relationship, but I don't draw a long bow and assume that all women want the "dirt track 'n' smack".
I was well raised and have been raised with other people from fortunate families. My doctor is female. Three women I went to school with are either surgeons or Barristers. My Master's classes (at Melbourne's leading business school) were at least 50% female. Those women did not threaten me, however I can assure you, if you went "steppin'" to any of those women, you would have your hairy asses served to you on a plate. And I would post pictures on Ubersite so we can all laugh along with them AT YOU.
From the sound of it, I would probably beat and rape the women in your life, too. That's what they seem to like, they are the people you choose to associate with. You have chosen to associate yourselves with women who desire violence. I guess they look at you and want to die quicker.
Nice try, champions. Fact remains: real men are not afraid of women. Or the dark.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course, Seb! why not! Tony won't mind me raping his daughter, would you, Tony? she's just a woman, right?
i'll take your sweet little girl and turn her into my dirty little tramp, Tony. if she doesn't do what she's told, she's going to get a good beating. and if she doesn't want to give me the sex, i'm going to open her legs for her and take her when i want her. then, i'm going to shove my big, hard dick up her ass while she screams in pain. i'm not exactly a little guy, Tone; she won't enjoy it, but that doesn't matter because she's only a female, right?
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The trick with satire is to walk the fine line between comedy and attack (paraphrased from Northrop Frye).
You haven't managed that here.
As evidenced by the foam around everyone's mouth.
In fact, I don't know that you've ever successfully managed it. All you seem to do, Tony, is piss everyone off.
If that was your goal, congratulations. But don't bother coming back with either:
"It was a joke!" or
"Fuck you, bitch, it's the truth!"
It's neither, shithead. It's pretty apparent that you believe some of the pointless dribble you spout practically every day, but it's also apparent that you don't believe all of it. So I can only surmise surmise that you're exaggerating your beliefs in the pursuit of satire.
FAILURE!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I bet she'd be up for a good ole raping too, eh? And why not, she's only a woman. Right?
Submitted by dicquellis (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
...Grown (straight) men should not have such strong feminine issues. Every man has a fem side, shit I admit to getting manicures and I love pink dress shirts. But Hair is a fucking over do it....
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This is what I love - when fucking piece of shit Guido tough guys start talking about beating women and how fucking tough they are, then admit to getting MANICURES?? What the fuck is wrong with you man? "I love pink dress shirts."???
Christ man, get your shit together. If you're gonna rape a girl at least do it like a man would, not in a fucking pink button down and nicely groomed nails - you fucking pussy.
I wouldn't be surprised if your wife occaisionally butters up that ass of yours for a little pounding. Just let it out man, let it out. We're here for you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As a woman I must say, I really hope men follow all of your guidelines as posted..It will be hilarious when men start wondering why they can't get anymore pussy.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason men are so touchy feely about womens issues is they don't know any other way to get
any attention or affection from women. Oh! You understand! What a man! (hug)
Hair is a fucking pussy. A fit non obese pussy.
Me? I'm a dick. A fat dick.
Grown (straight) men should not have such strong feminine issues. Every man has a fem side, shit I
admit to getting manicures and I love pink dress shirts. But Hair is a fucking over do it. Like I
tell my sons and nephews, "Quit acting like that or your pecker will fall off! That's what happend
to Aunt Frank!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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I could care less about the content of this post. It's hilarious that this put a beachload full of sand into everybody's collective vagina.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know what to do. I liked the first part (although it was a bit strong for my anti-feminist self), but it just went on and on.
Here's a plus one, because of the fact that of what I read the grammar was quite perfect.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think anybody has anything to say that hasn't been said by:
JohnGalt
Caulaincourt
Hairsphincter
Loren
QueenAshlee
If anyone wants to rate this from now on, I say that you just copy what one of these has said and paste it into the comment box.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this world coming too ?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58412
Click above to find out.....
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Hairsphincter, you really are a Sensitive New Age Guy aka a PUSSY . You'd better go buy yourself a pair of panties. Guys like you never get chicks.
Caulincourt - you are right about the abortion issue. It's been 30 years since Roe V Wade and they still can't shut up about it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch."
I suppose this sounds logic when you have a BMI of 65, a criminal record, children suffering of cretinism and the brain capacities of a fridge compressor.
You really are quite the whole package...
...for the gas chamber.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-02 03:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch.
hahahahahahhahahaha
man this shit is funny
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice satire...but a little overboard.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love me some seks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:14:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that, given the choice, 99.9% of the womenn on this site would fuck Hair before they would you. Why? Because his attitude doesn't make us want to vomit.
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you forgot to mention that a healthy percentage of men would also fuck him. i know i would!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfulfilled, it's obvious why you are "Unfulfilled" it's because you are a dog without a leash and collar. It's because you are a stray and don't know what's good for you.
What's the big deal about getting raped anyway? If you are a virgin, then fine throw a fit. But if
you are a woman who's had sex more then 50 times, what's the big deal abuot a rape? Did he tie you
up? Did he wear a mask? Did he remove your clothing with his teeth? Did you cum? There's only two
reasons why a woman should flip about about being raped. 1: You are a virgin. 2: You got pregnant.
Oh and 3: You caught a disease.
NEWSFLASH: Women like rough sex. Why? It's like getting raped.
If a woman can't function properly after getting raped or has no self esteem, then she needs to
become a hooker. Fuck it.
I've already been in jail. And if a woman tries to rape me, believe me I'll love it. If a man
tries to rape me, then it's a different story. If a woman rapes another woman, fine throw a hissy
fit. If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch.
Your fiance treats you like a queen? Is he pussy whipped?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Ashlee.
Fancy a shag?
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hoping this is sarcasm.
but damn fine job getting everyone's panties in a knot. That's what it's all about.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:53:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hair, I could have typed that. But why? It's like you typing: You are fat. I am fit. You can't do
this because you are fat. I can do it while I am fit and I am a woman trapped in a mans body. Did
I mention you are fat and I am a woman?
hahahahahahah
That was funny.
Submitted by Unfulfilled (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony, you're an asshole. Newsflash, dipshit: women DON'T like being raped. In fact, the reason women who have been raped often end up with fucktards like yourself is because they feel that you're the best they can do, since the rapist took every ounce of self-respect and self-worth they had.
I hope your ass lands in jail someday. Maybe then you can find out what it feels like to be on the recieving end of rape.
I'm thankful my fiance doesn't think like you. He treats me like a queen, and I return the favor. If he wants to go out, guess what: HE GOES OUT! Thing is, he's considerate. If we've alredy got plans, he doesn't break them to hang with his buddies. But, that goes both ways. If he and his friends have plans, I don't expect him to break them for me. It's called respect. That's what people who love one another do for each other. They talk, they listen, and they compromise. "Love" is not beating your woman into submission, or training her like a goddamn dog.
Oh, and jackass: Better hope your woman doesn't ever grow a spine and call the cops. You'll be locked up faster than you can say "domestic violence" and "aggravated assault".
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that, given the choice, 99.9% of the womenn on this site would fuck Hair before they would you. Why? Because his attitude doesn't make us want to vomit.
How are you, Hair?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hair, I could have typed that. But why? It's like you typing: You are fat. I am fit. You can't do
this because you are fat. I can do it while I am fit and I am a woman trapped in a mans body. Did
I mention you are fat and I am a woman?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<pokes head in>
Yup, still all trippin.
<gets the fuck back out of here>
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to see the rating in the negatives.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez Louise, Wazza, you're *such* a woman.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tHIS IS GETTING VERY "BORING"
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cookie - where did I say that it is universal?
I didn't. I just pointed the bone at FT. I think I have been wonderfully verbal in my associations here, and maybe I have drawn a few long bows. Never did I state that ALL overweight people are poisonous hate mongers. Actually, I even stated that he has a choice.
Please read what is written, not what you want it to say. It's all ad hominem.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hairsphincter, I agree with your philosophy on life and mutual respect, but I've got serious issues with your constant assertions that only attractive people are capable of behaving in a respectful and loving fashion. Tony isn't an asshole because he's fat. He's fat and he's an asshole. I know several violently obese people who are the most loving, caring, wonderful people in the world. Please stop blaming Tony's horrible attitude on his weight. Yes, he's obese and disgusting and foul and nasty. But that has very little to do with why he behaves the way he does. THAT is because he's a sad, sad fucker. Even if he lost the baby elephant he's toting around in his gut, he'd STILL be an asshole.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Lord, Tony.
You could have just replied "Yes, Mr Hair. You have surmised well. I have control issues. I have money. They are over compensations for the lack of control I have over my physical being. My emotional state is very needy and I continue to keep my low barrier lifestyle to enable me to have a illusion of authority and respect. I have money. By controlling a dense, masochistic piece of trash (just pick one of the many) I validate my existence and provide myself a modicum of self esteem. I have money. I further attempt to underwrite any sense of dignity by lording my entrepreneurship over my workers. I have money. One day someone may like me for who I am, but right now, I am just getting by with my barriers. I am very sad and lonely. I will die alone. In fact, I am already dead."
Now, wouldn't that have been easier for you? Maybe you could have saved some time for some spousal abuse, you seem to be fond of that.
Come on, now. Time for you to "win", as you "always do".
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bastard. Got it all right. Dude, I think you need to teach ethics and morality.
+2.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Hairspinc,
"Chicks hate you because you are fat and obnoxious." Chicks don't hate me. I've gotten more then my share of pussy. I'm fat. I'm ugly. I'm an asshole. Yet I still score because I have money and
power. Women want to be around a rich powerful man. Espically one who isn't a pussy.
"The same reason most males over the age of 25 hate you." I have more friends then I anyone I
know. Again, I'm an asshole. Why do I have so many friends? Because I'm not the shy quiet type.
I don't take shit from anyone. Testosterone levels are always high, men love me. Women love me.
"Most people hate you because you hate yourself. And that's how you behave." Hate myself? I'm da
fucking man. I grew up with NOTHING and now I have 20+ employees. I love who I am. Sure I've made
mistakes in the past that I'm obviouslly sorry for. Who hasn't? I love who I am. I love what I am.
I have zero education and manners and can't spell for shit. Yet I can buy and sell most of the
spelling nazzis who love to correct fucking thing I type. I have money. I have friends. I have more
family then I can remember. I've got a women who takes my shit and kids who think I'm Superman.
I think YOU hate YOURSELF for the pussy whipped sorry excuse for a man you are. You wish you was
me.
"You can't sit behind alcove seating in restaurants built for tubby Americans" Yes, I'm fat. I know
it. I told everyone here I am fat. I even told stories that make me look like a schmuch because of
my fatness. What are you trying to prove? That a fat piece of shit like me is more man then you
are? Congratulations. Nice job.
"your thighs chaff in summer" You'd love to suck my thighs because you are a homo.
"your life expectancy is cut short because you refuse to take responsibility for your globular,
enormous frame." I run nearly two miles per day and lift weights for an hour a day. Chances are
this fat womanizer is in much better shape then you.
"I am sure you have always been fat, and I am sure you have never, ever had a presentable physique."
True, but I guaran-fucking-te you that I can buy and sell your ass a hundred times over.
"What does that mean?" That regardless of my size and your level of disgust, I am still 10 times
the man you are. In size, in brains, in strength, in life and any other area that you care to
compare us. Unless it's the feminist men pussy whipped olympics.
"That you can choose between being the jovial, tubby guy that looks on the bright side, or you can choose to be you."
I think I'll be the rich asshole who always comes out of every situation winning.
"And clearly you have chosen to be a negative, heaving, sweating, caustic, angry man who will very soon need the assistance of 12 pall bearers."
But I'll be in a thousand dollar suit and there will be a smile on my fucking face.
"Before your Crisco soaked & American Cheese clogged heart explodes, have a look at the people you choose to associate with, and the low life scum who will accept you as their partner."
The people I associate with? Excons, exmafia, theives, criminals, gamblers, smokers, drinkers,
your mother, and a few hookers.
"Surely the kind of woman who will befriend (let alone bed) a vile eyesore as yourself has very few and limited choices."
I married a woman out of my leage. A 8 or 9 on anyones scale. Personality, money, power, will
override fat, assholeness and lard any day of the week.
"Face it, FatTony, you were the last cab off the rank. And twice the size." Wow! Another fat joke!
Camptian Obvious is on a roll! Please stop!
"Take your bulbous, sausage fingers and attempt to mash Jenny Craig's number on your large digit phone. Lose some weight, gain some confidence."
Yet another fat joke, I am ashamed. Fuck you in yoru throat. I work out daily, I lift daily,
I have money, power, my own business, employees that do whatever I tell them, a wife that does
whatever I tell her and I think I have more then enough confidence for both of us.
"Learn to swim past the cooking oil to find the good things in you." You'd love my "good thing"
in you, wouldn't you, you fucking faminist I wish I had a vagina so I can give birth too, piece of
shit.
"And hopefully you will find that just because the beautiful people laugh at you reject you and think you are worthless does not mean they are wrong."
What people?
Certainly not you. Some peopel have it made because they are sexy. Others have it made because
they have money. Others don't have it made at all and never will. Me? I've got money.
"Hopefully you will find something in yourself that will garner some respect." I have.
"Women don't need to be controlled or subjugated. They need a real man. Real men have confidence in themselves and that is evident. That's what they like." Real men are not pussy whipped. Real
men are not feminist. Real men control their environment.
Hair, the fat jokes don't bother me. I realize I'm fat. The crisco and american cheese, you're
really reaching. It's not like I came on here with Sexy Tony and you found a photo of me and then
shared it with the world. I know I'm fat. I know I'm an asshole and I know that you are so fucking
pussywhipped it's a joke.
Yes I made mistakes that I clearly admitted here on Uber. Go read some of my messages. Yet I always
ALWAYS come out ontop (insert fat joke here). You're pissed because I'm telling the truth. WOMEN
WANT TO BE ABUSED!
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:10:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tony, I don't name myself "largerthanaveragegenatalia" because I have no need to prove myself. I am young, fit, affluent and attractive. I am intelligent and hold a MBA. I speak four languages.
I get laid. I have sex with attractive people.
You fit none of the above criteria.
You would shit your phen-fen out for a week to swap places with me.
I and still get more respect from women (note - not trailer trash skank hoes).
Actually, according to YOUR theory, I pwn3z you like the bitch you are.
You must love me.
Stop masturbating, tubby.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:54:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hairsphincter, you agree you are a Feminist. That's the only way that you can get a woman to pay
any attention to you is to be on their side and feel their pain. There are other ways to get women
to notice you and much easier wasy to get them to hug you. Play your cards right and they'll even
suck your cock.
With a little attitude, a little brains and very little money you can make any woman think that you
are in fact "Da man". You no longer have to be ashamed of your penis and testicles. God put them
there for a reason. It's time to put those nads to good use.
I've made a mistake. I thought the lowest form of a man was one that was in denial of being Pussy
Whipped. Now, it's obvious that it's a man who is in love with the idea of being Pussy Whipped is
the lowest form of life.
The "non-obese" thing doesn't phase me one bit. My name is FAT TONY. I know I'm fat. Kinda the
way you know your penis is useless. They have doctors that can turn it inside out and make you
what you really want. A vagina.
Submitted by Yams (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:01:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I don't want to be one of those...Besides, coming from a man of your stature, how could it be wrong? The answer is simple: it couldn't! +2 you hot piece of ass!
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:01:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:56:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren, totally the same. Bit way different.
I was brought up with respect and to give respect.
It's that bloody simple. For us non-obese.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:53:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hair-
I am glad I was raised by a good, strong family of peers.
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ME TOO! MEE TOO! I've got 3 great brothers, and lucky for the women in their lives, they grew up with 4 strong sisters and an awesome set of parents - fair, equal and individually strong - to teach them how to be the good men they are.
Peace.
-2 Fuck you FatTony, you pencil-penised, thick-headed, abused-by-his-daddy-so-he-overeats, ex-con ganster wannabee.
...insulting you just never gets boring...
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:44:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thanks, Loren. This kind of bullshit makes me see red. I can't understand that there are men under 70 who think this way.
I am glad I was raised by a good, strong family of peers.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:38:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hair - that kicked ass. Great reply.
Submitted by Rammstein (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:32:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is a wayyyyyy good post hahaha. I buy my crack AND smack my bitch..right here in hollywood
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:25:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I really wanted to leave this whole post alone, but I can't. I don't know if you really believe that shit, but if you do you need a lot of fucking therapy and some higher standards. I figure most men get their ideas about women from their mom. So I have to ask, which one was she: an evil bitch who kicked your worthless pussy of a dad around like a puppy, or a two bit whore that he smacked around all the time? Those are the ONLY 2 options according to you, right? Either way, there are women out there who don't fit into either category, and men who can be non-pussy whipped without resorting to violence, which in my opinion pretty much forfeits any claim to manhood you may have once had.
Here's an idea though. Instead of living in fear of the women who try to control you, or chasing around the ones that let you beat them, why not be picky enough to find one who won't do either? My guess is that it's because none of the decent women will have you. I guess if you're options are really that limited maybe you need to pick the one that will control you. It's pretty obvious you have no worth as a person whatsoever when you try to do it yourself.
On a side note, if you think a man who is "pussy whipped" is less of a man than one who has to smack his wife to get what he wants, then you're fucking retarded. Do most women like a man who's confident and knows what he wants? Yes, of course. But if you have to smack someone around, treat them like shit and intentionally abuse them (mentally and physically) to look confident, then maybe you should deal with your own self esteem issues before you start handing out advice online. There's plenty of room to be confident and sure of yourself without resorting to violence and abuse. And I have to say that if I ever do err on either side, I'd rather be pussy whipped.
Consider me another from AJ's category D: A man who isn't stuck in the 1950s.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:02:27 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:42:07 (#)
Ranking: -2
"i also forgot to mention that it takes two to tango."
No shit Sherlock.
Some say it takes two to raise a child too...
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and again, i say that is where responsibility on both parties rests. BOTH.
there will always be two sides to every argument. sure, men leave kids behind a lot. sometimes women lie and say they are on birth control, too. i'm still a firm believer that ultimately personal responsibility falls under that subject. don't get up in her unless you intend for something to come out, whether she told you she was on birth control or not. nevertheless, i've been lied to before and thankfully a child did not result, but it was still an evil, underhanded thing for her to do. same as the golddigging whore that just love to take as much as possible from a man, whether he was good or bad to her, and then move on to the next sucker. men are bastards and so are women. neither side is always innocent.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:46:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And yes, I am man enough to admit that I am in the A group - Feminists.
I am man enough to treat women as equals. I am man enough to take direction from women. I treat all people as equals, with respect, until they prove themselves otherwise.
I still can't see why people can't see women as equal, and treat everyone as an individual.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:30:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FatTony, you are one warped, wobbling idiot. Chicks hate you because you are fat and obnoxious. The same reason most males over the age of 25 hate you (as opposed to the sophomoric support you are receiving from the "WWF is real" crowd).
Most people hate you because you hate yourself. And that's how you behave.
You can't sit behind alcove seating in restaurants built for tubby Americans, your thighs chaff in summer and your life expectancy is cut short because you refuse to take responsibility for your globular, enormous frame. I am sure you have always been fat, and I am sure you have never, ever had a presentable physique.
What does that mean?
That you can choose between being the jovial, tubby guy that looks on the bright side, or you can choose to be you.
And clearly you have chosen to be a negative, heaving, sweating, caustic, angry man who will very soon need the assistance of 12 pall bearers.
Before your Crisco soaked & American Cheese clogged heart explodes, have a look at the people you choose to associate with, and the low life scum who will accept you as their partner. Surely the kind of woman who will befriend (let alone bed) a vile eyesore as yourself has very few and limited choices. Face it, FatTony, you were the last cab off the rank. And twice the size.
Take your bulbous, sausage fingers and attempt to mash Jenny Craig's number on your large digit phone. Lose some weight, gain some confidence.
Learn to swim past the cooking oil to find the good things in you. I guess they are there, but that's not my job.
And hopefully you will find that just because the beautiful people laugh at you, reject you and think you are worthless does not mean they are wrong. Hopefully you will find something in yourself that will garner some respect.
Women don't need to be controlled or subjugated. They need a real man. Real men have confidence in themselves and that is evident. That's what they like.
You don't need to push down or demean (violently or not) those who respect you for who you are.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:42:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"i also forgot to mention that it takes two to tango."
No shit Sherlock.
Some say it takes two to raise a child too...
Can't forget this:
-2
Fuck you FatTony, you blubber-ridden criminal.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 15:03:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 13:24:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll listen to what men have to say about abortion rights, Hidden, when every last man takes responsibility for every last child that he fathered.
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i also forgot to mention that it takes two to tango. both parties must take responsibility for their actions. yes, a man should take responsibility when he impregnates a woman, but the woman must also take responsibility to take preventative measures to not get pregnant by a man that isn't fully committed to her. she can always say no to the sex when she knows there is a chance for a child that is unwanted by either party. male and female alike are responsible for their actions. don't put it soley on the man. you wouldn't want me to think you were a bitter man-hater now, would you? kidding...
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
All talk no walk. You're full of shit
Rokinroj
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
EbolaMay, you cannot treat a woman as an equal. If you do, she'll want to be your boss. You need to
keep her in her place.
When you treat her like shit, she treats you like a king.
When you treat her like a princess she wants to be a queen.
When you treat her like a queen she wants to be your king.
When she realizes you will treat her like a king, she will behead you.
Treat her like the fucking whore that she is, and she's your bitch.
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Stupid, boring and poorly written. I can't believe you actually got a woman to fall for you, jackass.
From experience, I can tell you that yes, if you wimp out with a woman, she'll ruin you. If you're cruel and over-dominating (as you are, shit-for-brains) she'll wind up hating and resenting you.
But, if you treat them with respect, as an equal, and with courtesy, they'll treat you well too, and that, after all, is the ultimate goal, is it not?
Fucktard. When you were born, who decided to let you live, again?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey, i agree that plenty of men don't take responsibility. i live in San Antonio, remember? all i ever see is young Mexican girls at bus stops with three kids and no daddy in sight. every girl i meet around here has at least one or two kids and no daddy.
i was merely pointing out the fact that abortion isn't an issue of women's rights. it's about some people believing it's murder. i personally have no issue with abortion as long as it's not being used as birth control like the girls i've met in the military that have had two-plus abortions because neither they nor the guy took responsibility and thought about using a condom... sickening.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:01:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Can someone tell me why is abortion still a heated subject anyway? Every civilized western country has settled this matter in the 80's or something. Nobody cares about this issue anymore. It IS the woman's choice. Period. Oh you think the man has a say in it? Well, if she feels like it, she can consult you. Cumming into a woman is easy, not mention fun. Carrying a baby for nine months isn't. There, subject closed.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:01:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tribute: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58292
No hitting girls!
Just stabbing!
With a peener!
Consentually!
Okay?
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 13:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll listen to what men have to say about abortion rights, Hidden, when every last man takes responsibility for every last child that he fathered.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:47:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lojope: This ol' bit of history might make you feel a little better. Sure, this post is still repulsive, and the things he said in it are disgusting, but this should make you feel a little better in knowing that he's just being an ass and doesn't actually behave the way this crap would indicate.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/33291
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:28:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Check this bitch out. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58253
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:24:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure unbridled chauvinism earns a +2!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The problem, I think, here is that society is under a lot of strain at the moment, trying to resassert the scales of power.
For years the woman was always told to be and represented as the caring, loving, more sensitive one. In very general terms, women are more inclined to be motherly etc. Mainly men would fight the wars (because it was impressed that it was their duty, because in -again- very general terms, men are built to be stronger) and the false idea that men were therefore more important developped due to that. Women were pushed into the subversive roles, told that they were not only weaker in body, but through some flawed logic, weaker in mind. When women finally started to assert themselves as smart and independant, men were caught off guard.
However, having been basically oppressed for so long, women retaliated through extreme measures, such as feminazism for example. For a while, women reversed the scales and told everyone that men were the weaker sex, for the same reason is had been asserted that they were the stronger: all brawn, no brains. Of course, I'm not talking about all women. Some women took it rather far.
For a short while, things reached a quirky middle ground. Men and women were vaguely equal. What I think is going on here is that men are trying to push back now. It'll never be stable, one sex will always want to prevail, and every time, there will be extreme opinions on each side. It's human nature. Both men and women.
However, human nature doesn't make it right.
-2. But at least I know why.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:58:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
and don't take that last paragraph the wrong way, Loren. it was just a message to feminists in general that want to label me as some kind of passive chauvanist. i would hope you wouldn't hold me in such low regards.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:48:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"A feminist is different than a femnazi. And in my experience, the more vocal about defining themselves as a "feminist" someone is, the more likely they are to edge over to the latter, unfortunately..."
i've noticed...
and yes, Loren, i've been subjected to the feminazi bullshit quite often. maybe i'll make a post about my experiences someday.
and as far as Durae's "valid points", i fail to see all of them as being valid. ESPECIALLY the one about a woman's right to abort a baby. now, i'm all for pro choice, but how is it hard to see that the other side isn't "oppressing" women? they view abortion as murder, if you haven't noticed. preventing murder does not equate to a violation of women's rights. calling abortion a "woman's right to choose" is pure propaganda and it makes me sick.
and i admit that i got a bit carried away. Durae is leaning more towards the feminazi side and i suppose i should have used the word "feminazi" instead of "feminist", as to not demonize feminists in general. like i said plenty of times already, i have no problem with women fighting for their rights as long as there is an actual violation.
and don't you dare imply that i've EVER felt threatened by a woman. i've always held men and women in the same regard. i've treated every woman in my life as fairly as any man. i've never had a reason to feel threatened by any woman and implying i have is the same as trying to cut a man down to display power over him.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:14:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden-
"i said those things about Loren because i know her and have met her and i love her. she's great. no further explanation needed.
i think feminism is stupid because every self-proclaimed feminist i've ever met treated me unfairly."
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1---I am a feminist, Andrew, me dear.
2---There are all types.
(And for the life of me, I can't imagine that you've been barraged by these crazed radical feminists as much as you claim. Where are all these women?? My lord, they must be drawn to you especially...)
3---There are all types of chauvinists too - some like FatAssTony, who wear it on their XXXL sleeves, and others who deny it till they're blue in the face and play Mr. Sensitive *pukes* but it's there, ready to rear it's ugly head whenever they feel threatened or a woman has bruised their ego. I've been a witness to this sad display too many times to count.
4---Durae has some very valid points, especially the control of abortion rights and family clinic funding being controlled by a male dominated government. She's right on the money, whether any male here wants to admit it.
5---Also, please don't give this fat fuck any credit like "you're playing into his trap" - who give a piss about him anyway? As far as I'm concerned, this discussion has left him in the dust a long time ago.
One more -2 for good measure.
Submitted by ChesterTheJester (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Its funny... because women aren't people like you or me. They're object ment to bring men pleasure
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-01 11:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden and Co.,
A feminist is different than a femnazi. And in my experience, the more vocal about defining themselves as a "feminist" someone is, the more likely they are to edge over to the latter, unfortunately...and the femnazis make us all look horrible. There are different levels to which people decide to take it, but I'm guessing that about 99% of people on here are, in fact, feminists.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28494
http://www.tomatonation.com/youare.shtml
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Go ahead and -2 the shit out of this."
I'm on it.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:22:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-01 09:42:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Thanks Tony!
You inspired me to live my life the way I always wanted to...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58310
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-02-01 06:45:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://fetmats.mine.nu/lollercaust.gif
LOLLERCAUST
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-01 04:06:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your kids are gonna end up here.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58180
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:25:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is Wayne Brady gonna have to choke a bitch?!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:09:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Why do lovely faces haunt us? Do extraordinary flowers have evil roots?
Submitted by JoshuaW (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:04:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't women need watches?
There's a clock on the stove.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:48:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:15:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
My thoughts on this post are that i think fat Tony is taking a well deserved "shot" at the feminist 'TYPE" OF Women that has evolved.
There are with out any doubt lots around who fit that category.,Pussy wipped ,so called "men"only allow this scourge to spread .Take from it what you want,but without doubt there is a lot of truth in the post...
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I had intended a +1 rating until Mistyamoon's recent posting. (Thank you) Now I have to bump that down to a zero. My reasons for quoting Wazza's comments above are very personal. I grew up in a small one industry town up north where the ratio of nice looking girls/women to guys was not good -- for the guys. My line of thinking at the time was, "okay, no problem; I'll just be extra polite and treat women with respect, kindness, equality and all the other Golden Rule things. Surely that will give me the edge over the ignorant, ill mannered slobs and jocks and just plain assholes. I couldn't have been more wrong. It Didn't Work!! I met maybe two women of Mistyamoon's high calibre. The rest "deserve" (thanks Wazza; that is the exact word) everything Fat Tony condones except for severe beating as has been pointed out by other moderate minded members.
I will soften the above (I must forgive otherwise I am no better than the above mentioned bitches) with an expression of gratitude for ALL of the ubersite members who took the time to post in replies. Also, the years have taught me that I probably wanted it (sex) too badly. I will re-state something mentioned by a few other members... the option of staying single. I stress this idea especially to the younger men (and women) who for whatever reason are having a hard time finding a partner or soulmate. IT'S OKAY to be single. Don't buy into this TV/movie-media rammed down our throats message that single adults are or must be losers. Bullshit. I will end by once more thanking Mistyamoon for her brave posting. Thanks also to Tony. Face it... without his story, none of the excellent replies and debate would have happened :-)
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:14:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Ahhhh my sweet dove Mystiamoon.mmmmmmmwwwhhhhhu
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:20:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Boys have peener. Girls have bajiner.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:44:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
http://www.ubersite.com/m/49854
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:40:01 EST (#)
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Funny how life can suprise you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:37:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I find myself liking mystiamoon. What a weird day.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:28:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit. You're all trippin.
Fem-nazis piss me off because they give strong women a bad name.
I often get accused of being one and it actually couldn't be farther from the truth.
I believe in equality on both sides and if men want to have an all mens club then who the fuck cares? Just let them. Same goes for all womens clubs.
The only time people should freak out and crusade to break the glass ceiling is when the thing they are being kept out of is the only thing of its kind available...such as... If I wanted to be a doctor more than anything and there was only one medical school and it only took male students, then of course women should speak out. When it comes to golf courses, or other shit that have plenty of unisex options as well, feminists need to shut the hell up and leave the men be.
I've been sexually harrassed and had other sexist things done to be, especially in my line of work, but you know what? It was always other MEN who helped me, not the women. The women at my work won't drop the self-absorbed bullshit long enough to stick together. It was other MEN who found these supervisors off of company property and somehow, some way, got these men to leave me alone after going thru the proper channels at work didn't stop the abuse.
Listening to some of the women on this thread reminds me why 80% of my friends have been male my entire life.
I'm not saying I'm perfect or that I never display PMS or other "woman like" faults, but i am certainly not a feminist in the way that some of these chicks are.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:02:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Caul: sounds like my last post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58155
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:54:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:41:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know any women who villanize men, so it's hard for me to imagine your experiences. On the other hand, I know a lot of men who villanize women constantly.
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Pétasse. I live in a province where the juridical system much favors women. I can't count the number of men who have lost everything at the hands of gold-digging whores. They even made a few documentaries because instead of having men abusing women, we now have the reverse situation. Seems like when you give too much power to a particular group some individuals will inevitably use it for their own interest uh? Did I just burst your estrogen bubble?
You want change? Step up to the plate and do something about it instead of blaming men you encounter on the fucking Internet. I can tell you could use some cock. Maybe when you get a man to fuck you in a couple of decades, you'll wake up in the next morning and do something about your miserable existence instead of being bitter about it. Or I have a feeling you'll end up marrying a man like FatTony.
You're a shame to women
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:51:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"There are still problems. Things like our right to choose, our right to birthcontrol, legal issues surrounding rape cases, the way that men run politics, the way that men seem to run quite a lot actually"
ok, you're crossing the line again. right to choose? have you ever looked at the other side's point of view that it is murder? that's not discrimination against females, it's the belief that you are MURDERING someone. i don't agree with it, but i sure as hell can see someone else's point of view.
the way men seem to run a lot? a woman can do anything a man can do. when i was in the military, i had plenty of female commanders that ran the whole damn show. i'm now being offered a job with a corporation built and run by a woman. i've had more female bosses than male ones. i never had a problem with it.
like i said, i'll support any issue, AS LONG AS ONE EXISTS. some of your "issues" are so myopic and ridiculous that you lose credibility, in case you haven't noticed.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:41:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know any women who villanize men, so it's hard for me to imagine your experiences. On the other hand, I know a lot of men who villanize women constantly.
There are still problems. Things like our right to choose, our right to birthcontrol, legal issues surrounding rape cases, the way that men run politics, the way that men seem to run quite a lot actually, the way that family planning clinics and shelters are losing funding all over the place. There are inequalities if you're sensitive enough to the issue to notice them. There are a lot of nasty little things that still go on in this country, as advanced and civilized as we all think we are.
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:41:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ha! Ha! Look at all of these bitches getting their panties in a wad over this article. Some bitches are just way too serious about everything. These dumb bitches need some sense slapped into them.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:40:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"You however seem to be treading some line in the middle where you laugh at a woman for taking this abusive piece of shit seriously and being completely hurt by it, but claim that you're a sensitive caring man who would never treat a woman like this. To me it's either one or the other, not both."
you're right, i do claim to be a sensitive, caring man that would never treat a woman like this. that doesn't mean i'm going to sympathize with women that took this post seriously. if you can't see Tony is just trying to stir up shit, you're stupid. he's sitting back and laughing because you walked right into his little trap. just because i don't take this seriously and can chuckle at the women getting their panties in a twist over it, that doesn't mean i'm not who i claim to be. you'd have to meet me to decide that.
"My ideas about feminism involve things like seeing a woman president, and fighting rape. If you really think that's psychotic, then well, I don't know what to say to you."
i'd like to see a woman president, too. i'd actually vote for Hillary Clinton if she were nominated. we seem to now be at that point where political parties entertain the idea of nominating female candidates, despite the long history of male control of said parties. as far as the rape thing goes, i've been raped twice. it's not enjoyable. i understand that women getting raped by men is usually much more brutal and i'm with you on the fight for that. the last time i saw a man hit his wife, i fucked him up beyond belief. i'm not talking about beating him with my fists, i'm talking about picking up a bar stool and almost beating him to death with it. i'm all for the woman's fight against rape and abuse.
like i said, i have no problem with women fighting for a cause when there actually is one.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:28:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Welcome to the 21st century, fem-bitch."
ahahahahahaha
call me an asshole, but in every experience i've ever had with a feminist they have unfairly vilified men to a rampant degree.
seriously, this is the 21st century and you live in America, so what's the problem? discrimination against women is no longer the grand-sweeping problem you claim it is. if it is, i seriously want to know where you live because i have yet to see it in all the places i've lived in this country.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:25:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only point that bears repeating right now is that feminists do not equal man-haters. I'm sorry that women have treated you like shit in the past. The reason I jumped on you instead of other guys here is because the other guys that have commented fall on distinct ends of the spectrum. You however seem to be treading some line in the middle where you laugh at a woman for taking this abusive piece of shit seriously and being completely hurt by it, but claim that you're a sensitive caring man who would never treat a woman like this. To me it's either one or the other, not both.
My ideas about feminism involve things like seeing a woman president, and fighting rape. If you really think that's psychotic, then well, I don't know what to say to you.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:14:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Durae shut the fuck up you cunt. Hidden had a point. Like in ANY movement, many people take it to extreme. It is the case with feminists who often ask for more than equality. I've even read an article written by a feminist that slammed and criticized most feminists for having turn their ideals into an ugly thing. Oops! Seems like not only "whinners" like hidden are starting to notice that there a lot of women who hide under the banner of feminism for their own little agenda.
Strong women don't need to whine about them having a vagina to get what they want, they simply get it. Most people, man AND woman are starting to realize sex is irrelevant. Well, maybe not in this purist Jesus-loving land of yours, but here women have gained tremendous amounts of power because of various factors I won't explain to your dense self.
Welcome to the 21st century, fem-bitch.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:56:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ahahahahahahahahahaha
someone's panties are in a twist!
i said those things about Loren because i know her and have met her and i love her. she's great. no further explanation needed.
i think feminism is stupid because every self-proclaimed feminist i've ever met treated me unfairly. if you want to win whatever battle it is you're fighting, you had better start telling your soldiers to shape up. the last time i went out with a self-proclaimed feminist, she had no problems eating at fucking Hooters of all places, but then COMPLETELY FLIPPED OUT when i commented simply, word for word "the way that woman shapes her eyebrows makes her look angry". now, correct me if i'm wrong, but that's an observation and nothing more and she fucking lost her mind and said i was a chauvanist pig. i was even nice to her while she was screaming at me and tried to explain and calm her down, but she wouldn't allow it. she just kept screaming. if your fellow feminists are going to continue to act in such a ridiculous manner, i'm going to keep saying they are ridiculous. i have no problem with a woman fighting for something when she is honestly being treated unfairly and i'm most certainly not saying it never happens. i'm well aware that it does, but like i said, you're barking up the wrong tree, you psycho.
call me a pussy, but i'm better than that. your childish name-calling doesn't bother me.
"Feminists do this, feminists do that, I just can't fucking handle women who think they deserve equality, and women who haven't settled for the half-assed equality they have now. You're a fucking pussy if just the word "feminist" throws you into a temper tantrum."
i can handle a woman who thinks she deserves equality, but you just go overboard. i don't know any women who think they have "half-assed equality". i don't know what kind of place you live in to have this happen to you all the time. or does it happen to you all the time? you might be like the blacks that have this constant paranoia that racism is involved when things don't go their way.
the word "feminist" doesn't throw me into a temper tantrum, trust me. it's the actions of feminists that are so annoying.
feminism is counter-productive, plain and simple. you don't need to form a coalition of man-haters to win a battle. if you're being discriminated against at work, step up and do something about it, dumbass. if you can't figure out how, you just may very well be the weaker sex. bitching like a bitch and acting like a psycho ain't gonna get the job done. when i was being discriminated against at my job by a man-hating woman, i stepped up and let her know i wasn't going to take it. once i did, she showed me a little respect.
i thought loki's post about the male golfers having a league that didn't allow women was hilarious. all those feminists came out to protest. hahahaha. form a women's league and don't allow men, dipshits. do you really want to fight to play with men when it's apparent that neither side likes each other? that's like a black man wanting to join the KKK. haha.
Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:46:14 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:42:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:12:14 (#)
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fat tony, what if you had a daughter (or if you do), and she was married, and her husband treated her like this? If he beat her if she didnt listen to his absurd demands, what if "technically raped" her? Would you say he's acting completely fine, and your daughter is being the bitch?
you dumb fuck, what would YOU do then?
i'd like to hear your answer on this one
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beat me to it....but YEAH! what Darshiscool said!
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Very true... -2 raters are the ones that don't want to admit...
http://www.ubersite.com/m/25488
Lyric you should choose option D
d: Without a man and still trying to believe what mom said about waiting for a man that loves you for who you are, huge ass and all...
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden
"i think it's very sad that feminists are completely unable to see things from a man's point of view because they hate them so much."
"if a woman wants my respect, she earns it just like a man does. by SHOWING me respect. you're not going to get my respect if you call me a chauvanist before you even know me. feminists don't understand it's a two-way street."
Has anyone called you a chauvinist? I think I'm the only feminist who is owning up to being a feminist and has argued with you about anything. And I said you are not a chauvinist.
You're a big fucking whiner. Feminists do this, feminists do that, I just can't fucking handle women who think they deserve equality, and women who haven't settled for the half-assed equality they have now. You're a fucking pussy if just the word "feminist" throws you into a temper tantrum. At least I base my half-assed ideas about you on your behavior on this site. You however make retarded generalizations about my entire perspective based on one facet of my political beliefs. Fuck you and people like you who make feminism a bad word.
And by the way, kissing Loren's ass does not make you a decent guy. It makes you smart enough to know that she'd eat you alive if she felt like it and smart enough to realize that she isn't the bitch that some people think she is. If hanging out with a strong woman makes you feel more like a man, great, but don't use her name to give your points more validity. You're still just another man crying about feminism.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ghey
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fat tony, what if you had a daughter (or if you do), and she was married, and her husband treated her like this? If he beat her if she didnt listen to his absurd demands, what if "technically raped" her? Would you say he's acting completely fine, and your daughter is being the bitch?
you dumb fuck, what would YOU do then?
i'd like to hear your answer on this one
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:38:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I just read this.
I realized that I now feel nauseous.
A)I'm not a feminist
B)I'm not a dude so this one doesn't apply.
C)See above.
So what the fuck does that make me? I don't fall into one of your fucking labeled categories because I believe equality exists in the human race, especially between two people who love each other.
I pity any woman in your life, and I pity any man who knows you and helps kindle this hatred you seem to be nursing.
Fuck you. That's all I have to say.
Fuck you.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:26:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:12:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hidden, you're a good guy. Thank you for saying those things.
FatTony, this post still makes me sick to my stomach.
The worst part is, (if you're being even slightly realistic when you describe your marriage) I'm even more sick over your wife for putting up with you. I mean, you're a typical wannabe "man's man" who obviously grew up with a abusive, loud, probably stinking drunk father and a mousy, subserviant mother, but your wife? It's obvious that she doesn't have an ounce of self respect and is completely incapable of taking care of herself financially or otherwise. Why else would she sign up to take care of your fat convict ass year after year?
Fucking pitiful, really. I feel sorry for her.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"hidden - If you haven't find a decent woman who'll treat you right, just remain single. Pretty simple. That's what I do."
that's the plan. i'm not going to turn into some womanizing asshole because it's so hard to find a good woman. i'll just accept being alone. i've found that the majority of the women i meet don't bother to take the time to get to know the good things about me and the ones that do almost never interest me.
no one ever said life was fair, though, right?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"it's hard to find a woman like Loren, who is mature and capable of mutual respect in a relationship and that will not play games, but they are out there."
hidden - If you haven't find a decent woman who'll treat you right, just remain single. Pretty simple. That's what I do. You don't have to lower yourself to obese lowlives like FatTony whose only hope to keep any woman with them is to beat her into submission and/or treat her like shit.
Loren1 and PMJ perfectly summed up this douchebag.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:49:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Could you point out to me what PMJ's "testicals" are? Are those like "testicles?"
Fuck you, real men know how to spell their genitalia.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
" We started belting her for biting people,Now she only throws rocks."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:43:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*too pathetic.
damn alcohol, making me make typos...
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:42:00 EST (#)
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lojope, if you haven't figured out that Tony is only writing this to stir shit up, you're completely retarded.
just look at Tony's picture. he looks to pathetic to be capable of this type of behavior.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:38:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
sorry, Tony. i know Loren and she will never agree with this. Loren is a strong woman and she knows what she wants. i can tell that Loren loves a confident secure man because she's a real woman, but she doesn't need a man to tell her "wear that little black number and put your hair up" and she doesn't confuse a man that tries to be dominant and controlling with a confident, secure man.
healthy relationships involve give and take on both ends. like i said, i only agree with you that some women are screwed up and weak and always go after a man like the one you describe because they don't know any better. some battered women keep coming back for more. it doesn't mean they love it, it means they are weak and screwed up in the head and don't know what else to do.
sadly, this is true in some situations-
"The answer came on a Oprah show 5 years later and was elaborated by a FEMALE psychologist. She said that there is a world of differences between what women want and what they need. She said that most woman fantasize about a bad boy and are subconciously attracted to them. She also said that for a long-term prospect, they really need the guy that is thrustworhty, respectuous and attentionate. The problem is these guys do not get the shot at a long-term relationship because the women are always ignoring them. Humans go for what they want first, not necessarily what they need. According to this psychologist, this is the reason why so many women go from one bad relationship to the other. They get seduce by an macho asshole that will not satisfy their long-term needs."
i've seen it many more times than i would have liked to.
it's hard to find a woman like Loren, who is mature and capable of mutual respect in a relationship and that will not play games, but they are out there. i'm just sad i almost never meet them.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Go ahead and laugh for my violent physical reaction to this post. I am not ashamed of it, because what was said in this post (joking or not, and consequently, it takes a certian amount of serious belief to write some of these things) is revolting and disgusting. It SHOULD have that effect on people who read it.
"Women want to be dominated and abused"
disgusting
"If she throws it into high gear, it's pimp slappin time. Just one
good one, "That's enough!" and if it continues, one more with "I said that's enough!". "
disgusting
"Repeat until your bitch is broken"
disgusting
"Her opinion means nothing"
disgusting
"Women are like dogs"
disgusting
"I see nothing wrong with the occasional slap to keep your woman in line."
really disgusting
"Women like the idea of being cheated on"
disgusting
"FunnyAsCancer, I never ask my woman to open her legs for me. I open them for her. I never had to
ask "Hun, can we have sex?" Fuck that. If I come home and want to fuck, I technically rape her.
Without asking, I'll remove any article(s) of clothing I feel are restricting what I have in mind,
touch what I want to touch and then do whatever it is that I want to do."
Fucking illegal, and disgusting
"Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention."
FUCKING REVOLTING.
Did I vomit when I read this shit? Absofuckinglutely. Because it's sickening. I should be. People who think of another human being this way should be taken out back and shot in the fucking head. Notice, I did not say men who think of women this way, because I would be equally disgusted if this were written by a woman about men, a man about men, a woman about women. No human being should be talked about this way or demeaned like this. EVER.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:29:03 EST (#)
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potatomanjack, you obviouslly do not have any testicals. Of course you used to, but your he-bitch has them in a jar on the nightstand.
99% of what I posted is truth. I have nothing to prove to YOU. You are the one who is prolly inbred, after all you are the white boy. There is no way in hell a white boy is going to call me inbred. The way no black man is going to call me nigger. You are the inbred one.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:25:31 EST (#)
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Loren1, if you read the entire thing I can guarantee you that you'll agree with 75% of it. Although you may not agree with the occasional smack, you will agree with most of it. Humor me, read the entire post with an open mind. Then tell me that you would not love a man like that (without the slap or physical thing).
Women love a confident overpowering man. When a man knows what he wants and makes up the womans mind for her, it drives them nutz.
A woman can spend 4 hours getting ready for a dinner date. If a man tells her, "Wear that slinky black dress with your hair up" it deletes 3.5 hours from her time of getting ready. A woman can plan the living shit out of a weekend, taking 5 to 6 days. When a man makes up her mind for her, she loves it.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:15:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm not going to read the entire thing, because you're predictable in that not-so-endearing way that most below-average, backwoods fat fucks with limited educations and small penises always are, and because of that, this will accomplish nothing more than pissing me off and making me think even less of you than I already do. If that's possible.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:07:52 EST (#)
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Only small intelligences cannot separate the logical argument of this post from the stylish provocative exagerations, that I loved by the way.
We had a TV show in Quebec 20 years ago that was hosted by a prominant feminist personality. For 8 years, they had ordinary people invited to talk about their relationships during a meal. After 8 years, the person serving the meal interrupted the show to say this: "How come all the nice guys we had on the show in 8 years could never find a girl and the stupid macho guys had women throwing themselves at them?"
The answer came on a Oprah show 5 years later and was elaborated by a FEMALE psychologist. She said that there is a world of differences between what women want and what they need. She said that most woman fantasize about a bad boy and are subconciously attracted to them. She also said that for a long-term prospect, they really need the guy that is thrustworhty, respectuous and attentionate. The problem is these guys do not get the shot at a long-term relationship because the women are always ignoring them. Humans go for what they want first, not necessarily what they need. According to this psychologist, this is the reason why so many women go from one bad relationship to the other. They get seduce by an macho asshole that will not satisfy their long-term needs.
I think the reverse is true for men, we want to fuck the sluts but not live with them or introduce them to our mom.
So, men, be an asshole to get her, be a gentleman to keep her.
And women, let us have the illusion that we are in charge. It is so much better than being pussy whipped and have the same result, we do what you want without getting pissed off doing it because we think it was our decision.
Submitted by chopper (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:02:22 EST (#)
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nothing like telling it like it is
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:41:52 EST (#)
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Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I didn't think there were any retards like you left around, let alone ones who know how to use computers.
Honestly, this was probably the stupidest piece of BS crap I've ever read.
I know you're not tough, nor do you hit your wife, nor do you even believe the shit you posted. You're a little peon (probably inbred too) who talks loudly about moronic crap so that somewhere someone will here his voice, and for a second, you'll feel like you're not the waste of space you actually are.
Get a sac, put the barrel in your mouth, pull the trigger, and make the world a better place.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:15:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My thoughts on this post are that i think fat Tony is taking a well deserved "shot" at the feminist 'TYPE" OF Women that has evolved.
There are with out any doubt lots around who fit that category.,Pussy wipped ,so called "men"only allow this scourge to spread .Take from it what you want,but without doubt there is a lot of truth in the post,without being radical!
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The best way to pick up chicks is to club them over the head and drag 'em into your vanagon.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:51:02 EST (#)
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my girlfriend has forbidden me from giving you a +2.
Submitted by Draqus (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, maybe *some* women like to be "dominated". But if there are a substantial number who enjoy being RAPED and BEATEN, then that is so unbelievably fucked up that I'm surprised we're still alive today.
Everyone comes in different shapes and sizes, and there's no generiec packaging.
I guess you're served up in "3-inch dick, never gets laid; No previous owners" packaging, and the last time you got attention was when a dog pissed on your unwrapped plastic coating, virgin.
PS: We all suffer inequality, not just the women, and it is insanely hypocritical to make a case against discrimination by typecasting males and discriminating against them. Maybe once, but now its not anything like it used to be. Can't we all just be considerate? Or did that idea go out with the Penny Farthing Bicycle and food rationing?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:22:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:25:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making lojope vomit.
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ahahahahahahahahaha
ditto. anyone that is going to take Fat fuckin' Tony that serious on a fuckin' website needs to puke. it's just too bad she can't puke out the stupid instead of her breakfast.
you people do realize that Tony is fucking with you, right?
jesus h. christ...
AlwaysAnEagle- i'm only speaking from my experiences. i've never seen a woman mistreated at any place i've ever worked. at my first job, every single person above me was a woman. guess what? they treated me like shit because i was male. they'd treat me like crap and then go hang out together and do their gossiping. i hope you don't actually believe that only women get discriminated against. i think it's very sad that feminists are completely unable to see things from a man's point of view because they hate them so much.
anyway, i'm bigger than that. i didn't start woman-hating for every time a woman treated me like shit just because i'm a man. i'm a very nice guy. i'm very polite. i'm not discriminitory. i give everyone i meet a fair chance. i am naturally this way. guess what? every feminist i've ever met has discriminated against me without even knowing me because i was a male.
oh, the irony. trying to fight discrimination with discrimination. sounds a bit counter-productive, doesn't it?
if a woman wants my respect, she earns it just like a man does. by SHOWING me respect. you're not going to get my respect if you call me a chauvanist before you even know me. feminists don't understand it's a two-way street.
oh, and the last two jobs i had, women were above me and making the same wages as the men. i'm not saying women never get paid less for the same job, but i'm saying i've never seen it, so can you blame me for being unsympathetic to the whole feminist movement?
i think it's sad that feminists are too stupid to realize that you can't fight discrimination by becoming a discriminator. they're just as bad as the blacks that pull the racism card when things don't go their way.
anyway, +2 for making lojope puke. that's hilarious.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:02:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This was waaaay too long.
I just bite the back of her neck and growl. You know, to establish dominance.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:47:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is just stupid. I have a great relationship with my wife that doesn't involve anybody dominating anybody else - like all relationships, it involves compromise. Of course my wife loves for me to have strong opinions, and sometimes we just agree to disagree, no square peg ever has to be pounded into the round hole (go ahead and make a sexual analogy, I can feel it coming). That's why we'll still be together when we're old and gray, while you'll still be an 80-year-old man still yelling at women at the gym.
Don't confuse confidence with domineering. They're two different things.
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:23:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fat tony, you are a fuck up in life.
get out of the stone-age, this is the year 2005.
violence is not the way you solve anything.
hitting your wife to get what you want is the pussy, idiotic way to solve a problem.
she will lose respect for you in the long run, and if she doesnt, its because you broke her spirit, and just doesnt care anymore. you are a horrible person for what you do.
-2 fucking die.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's another +2 for pissing off every vagina on this site. It just shows you how emotionally fragile women are that they would take this so seriously.
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:14:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You are experiencing something that sociologists refer to as "androcentrism"
-2 for that
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:13:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mrwolf, he doesn't open doors for me because I EXPECT him to. To be honest, I don't know WHY he does it. He just... does. He did it on our first date, and hasn't stopped. Although I have never asked for him to open a door for me, I do like that he does. Just like he likes that I make his iced tea every day, even though I don't drink it. It's little things like these that we do because we love each other, not because one of us is controlling the other.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:51:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If my husband spoke to me like that, he'd come home to find all his clothes on the lawn and the locks changed. A relationship isn't about who's in charge. My husband doesn't tell me what to wear, when to speak, where to go, or how to act. He's respectful and considerate. He opens doors for me, tells me every day that I look beautiful, and lets me choose the resturaunt. And you know what? That behavior is the reason we have a healthy, happy relationship. And also a part of the reason that he gets laid. Every. Single. Day.
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This post sucked, true, but why does your man have to open doors and stuff for you, where are your arms? Does he have shitty tastes in retaraunt?
A healthy relationship is an equal relationship. No offence but I reckon you and Tony got it well wrong.
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:38:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
femminist?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:33:04 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:59:29 (#)
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Poly & Queen, you mean to tell me that if your man called you and told you "Wear that lil black
number you wore a few weeks ago, we're going out". Then without asking your premission takes you
out and doesn't bring you back until 4 or 5 hours later. Would you love it? Or would you prefer
the guy who shows up in sweats and a tee shirt, "I dunno, what do you feel like doing?" then has
to go clean up and etc.
You'd fall in love with the dominant guy in a second.
If this mysterious, confident and spontanious man whom you've grown to love suddenly says, "Iron my
shirt bitch", what are you going to do? Make a riot and ask him where he is going or shut the fuck
up and iron his shirt?
You'll iron his shirt and have food waiting for him when he comes home.
________
If my husband spoke to me like that, he'd come home to find all his clothes on the lawn and the locks changed. A relationship isn't about who's in charge. My husband doesn't tell me what to wear, when to speak, where to go, or how to act. He's respectful and considerate. He opens doors for me, tells me every day that I look beautiful, and lets me choose the resturaunt. And you know what? That behavior is the reason we have a healthy, happy relationship. And also a part of the reason that he gets laid. Every. Single. Day.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:29:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Repeat until your bitch is broken.
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:58:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
THE ONLY WAY TO CONTROL THEM IS TO GIVE THEM WHAT THEY WANT.
DUH!
GOLLY! YA'LL DON'T KNOW ANYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Why do men think this is so fucking complicated? A woman is ANOTHER HUMAN BEING, FIRST AND FOREMOST. I clean or cook or any of that stuff you seem to think I'm obligated to do because I want to do it, as OCD as that may be...and when I don't want to? I don't. It's not MY life's mission to clean up everyone else's shit. But I will do it if I see fit, or if someone who I care about or am friends with asks me to...whether they're male OR female. When I was on tournament when I was younger, I'd usually wind up ironing a bunch of the guys' shirts. Was it because I'm whipped, or I enjoy being dominated? No, it's because I had the fucking iron out, and it takes what, 2 or 3 minutes a shirt to ensure that I'm appearing in person with a crew of miscreants who don't have holes burned in their shirts.
I think most of this is just instigatory shit, but the fact that you would put it up here is disgusting to me. Domestic abuse isn't something to joke about, period the end.
And hidden, although I like you, and actually most of the paragraph that followed your assertion, the feminist movement is NOT over. Women are NOT guaranteed to get equal pay, nor that they will even be able to rise past a certain point in the business world. That, incidentally, is why I kind of love Carolyn on The Apprentice, because she rocks so hard and she's frickin' gorgeous. Of course, I sort of hate her for the same reasons, in that "dammit, I want to be her" kind of way. Oh well.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:41:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:05:49 (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
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Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
_________________
That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever read in my life.
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Agreed.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:37:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the truth
Submitted by strider (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:25:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for making lojope vomit.
I think this could have been more concise. I don't agree with the whole "pimp slap" thing nor do I think you have to be an asshole to have a good relationship with a woman.
Submitted by ParlorTrick (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:16:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I suggest you control your unruly, weak and misguided women by tying them down with your intestines then beat them with your severed arm and feed them your brains - perhaps just a taste as clearly you have none to spare.
(As if to suggest you have a women to flog your dismembered body with...but we can dream can't we...)
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:06:43 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't fall in to any of your categories at the bottom. In fact, I thought the post was funny as Hell with some good points.
However, for the women in the world who will live with the scars (and in my case they are physical scars) forever...
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
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Fuck You. If you truly believe this, then I can only hope you don't learn the truth in the form of personal experience. If someone did to your wife what was done to me, you'd kill them. You wouldn't tell her to shut up, she loved it and she knows it. At least, I would hope you wouldn't.
Circe said it best, there is a world of difference between being dominant and being abusive. Unfortunatly, it takes a real man to know the difference and the world seems to be in short supply of those.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hehehehe.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:55:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post literally made me vomit into the garbage can next to my desk.
You're a dog, and you're not even worth arguing with. I hope your wife calls the police on your fucking ass.
Submitted by snackdrag (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:38:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
100% true, but it doesn't work on PSYCHO chicks... cuz they burn your house down or kill you.
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:24:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
smack my bitch up
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This has a positive rating? Either people thought you were joking or there are a lot of rejects here who can relate with an obese wife beater. Because in the end, when all is said and done, that's what you are: an disgusting fat man who has to threaten/beats his wife to keep her.
What's next? You will tell us how molesting your ugly children is acceptable?
I can't wait...
Submitted by Jungle_Jimanee (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:39:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You made a lot of good points in this and I know what you are trying to say. But you admitted to a fatal error; you hit the woman, why?
That is not a sign of strength, it is the sign of a thick, weak bully who can't win an argument against a superior intellect.
I dominate my woman, peacefully, and she respects my authority and never questions it because that is the requirement of a relationship with me, that I am in control of my life and anybody with me is there for the ride.
I have been active in martial arts for the past five years; there is no need for me to demonstrate my physical power because there would be no contest. I can accomplish anything that your "slaps" can with one raised eyebrow.
Now I have it on good authority that I rank number one in my girlfriend's life and she is shit scared that I will ever leave (I broke up with her two weeks ago, but we are back together), but if I ever hit her she would leave instantly (she had to hit one of her mother's boyfriends across the head with a saucepan because he was beating her mum).
My girlfriend regularly offers to (and does) clean my flat, washes my clothes and cooks me food and that frees me from having to do all the housework, so that I can spare more time for her (it's called a "win win" solution, try it sometime).
I do most of the things that you say are fun: tell her what to wear, go out when I want to with who I want to and the right to be just left alone. All this without destroying the feelings of anybody.
You see I have confidence in myself, I have withstood some incredible trails of strength bravery and pain and I have no need to lessen someone else to look good. I am in charge because I am older, more experienced and I want everybody in my life to feel happy and fulfilled; I call it a benevolent dictatorship.
Submitted by lava605 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That was lame, Siren.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-01-31 07:55:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:47:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dude, I used to think you were a pretty sweet guy. If this isn't a joke then you are a fucking gimp.
Hoping that this is a joke here's my attempt... How to not get pussy whipped http://www.ubersite.com/m/46718
Submitted by Faith (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:12:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You're a virgin right?
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-31 03:12:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I'm not -2ing this because if you're joking, then it was a tad comical. Also, I'm no feminist (in fact I hate women who are and most women in general), but I am a woman. I don't what your intentions were, but you're an idiot and here's why.
"You can easilly flip
the situation if you are smart and testosterone levels are high. Get her when she's off balance, "
First off, you spelled 'easily' wrong. Second, the two sentences are contradictory. If you are, in fact, smart then you wouldn't have to wait until she's "off balance." THAT makes you a pussy.
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"Never make eye contact, get in the car and go."
Wouldn't you be more brainless, I mean manly to actually look her in the eyes and tell her you're going? THAT makes you a pussy.
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"Now, considering you are already in trouble, might as well make it worth the time. Go have fun."
What real man does something as brazen as you're suggesting and then feels he is "in trouble" for doing it? She is not your mother. THAT makes you a pussy.
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"It's important to take control in a new relationship. NEVER say, "I dunno. What do you want to do?"
This is the begining of being Pussy Whipped."
It's 'Beginning.' Check m-w.com. Being this afraid of being taken over by a woman... THAT makes you a pussy.
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"Women are like dogs. If they sence some submissive behavior, your good and fucked, best prepare for
a fight"
Once more, m-w.com... 'sense.' It's a pity you have to put women at the level of a dog to make yourself feel comfortable. THAT makes you a pussy.
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-31 03:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This could've been shortened. By a lot.
"You don't need to tell a bitch with two black eyes anything, because you told her twice already."
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Damn you.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:41:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
About 90% of this post is 95% correct. From a purely arbitrary standpoint, most of your observations are spot on. I don't think that it's necessarily right. I don't think it's respectful to treat a woman less than you'd like to be treated yourself, but as Leonard Cohen once said, "the duty of lovers is to tarnish the golden rule."
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:27:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
my guess is you're living out your fantasy life online.
that, or you're just an asshole with an ugly wife that knows she couldn't get dick anywhere else, and you know the only way you can get a little of that stinky vag is if you hold her down and throw your pecker in.
good luck with limp dick syndrome, it'll start when she puts on another fifty pounds and you can no longer find her stink machine through all the folds.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:58:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:28:16 (#)
Ranking: 0
i have loads of respect for women and i think you're barking up the wrong tree.
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truer words were never spoken.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:05:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I must agree totally with this post ,after all iv'e treated every one of my wives this way!
Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Anyone giving this post less than a +1 just doesn't have a sense of humor.
This post started off great but started to taper off after the how to smack her part. It's still fucking funny though.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG Tony I can't believe how the fucktards are flaming you on this one. Maybe we need to keep this info to ourselves, start an underground movement...
I married an asian catholic school girl. Yes, passive. Her father is old school Italian, so she has a nice blend of both asian and european values (IE: not your typical N. American MTV mall trash like the fems here on Uber). We were very much attracted to each other, and from day 1, I am the boss. My way or hit the fucking highway.
BTW her pretty sister, 2 years younger, NO church, total MTV mall rat, is single with no prospects. I wonder why?
Although maybe not as abrupt as Tony, my house is MY house. My father-in-law is the same way (although he does yell at his wife a lot - and yelling is forbidden in my house). That's the way WE (My wife & I) like it, with me as the kind but firm leader. We all have complaints, but my wife knows that no matter what, I'm right, and if I'm not, I'll fix it. That's an incredible amount of trust and respect for one person to give another, and I do not take my wife's devotion lightly. Ultimately, serving HER and my DAUGHTER (and another kid on the way!) is my life's greatest task and #1 priority, and it is serious work. I have no time to wait for hormones to settle or for a 50/50 consensus.I am also 7 years older than she is, so if she wants to dance on my grave when I'm gone, she can do that too. Her ass will be all set up & retired well before that.
Most women are idiots anyways, unfit for marrriage. Thus, their opinion on thsi subject is meaningless. Any women out there in a decent 50/50 marriage, speak up!
< crickets chirping >
Have another +2. You deserve it!
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Preach on brother. I discovered this many years ago. When are you gonna sit down & write a book, or a pilot for Spike TV? MANkind needs guys like us to show them the way. Divorced mothers should NEVER get custody of the children (esp. sons), better to send them to new parents alltogether. It's killing our society! Killing off REAL men!
It's good to be boss.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i didn't say i think ALL women are psychologically flawed. i said SOME.
SOME SOME SOME SOME SOME SOME
some MEN are psychologically flawed. like the ones who are pussy-whipped and need to be dominated by a woman. THE SPECTRUM HAS A WIDE RANGE.
some men are womanizers and discriminatory towards women. i can see how that would set you off. but some women are comparable on the other side of the gender barrier. i feel that you are giving me a hard time because i'm a male and i know you are big on the femenist movement. i hope you can see how i would feel that way.
i really don't want to argue with you anymore. i have loads of respect for women and i think you're barking up the wrong tree.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:23:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Carol Richards http://images.google.com/images?q=carol%20richards&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&rls=GGLD,GGLD:2004-14,GGLD:en&sa=N&tab=wi
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:21:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"The equation of wanting to be dominated = weakness is a poor one. In some situations it takes a lot of strength to allow someone to take control of a situation."
So it takes a lot of strength to let a man control you? It takes a lot of strength to let a man
dominate you? Bull shit. But what ever helps you accept the fact.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:17:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It is pretty obvious that cover-judging isn't everything. So thanks for stating the obvious. I didn't mention the whole people are multi-faceted thing because I thought it would be insulting your intelligence.
I'd like to point out that you're also making judgement calls about me here, because... that's what people do when they interact. I'm aware that I come off as a feminazi, but people who know me realize that what I'm really searching for is balance. I've been with too many men who pussy whip themselves and then get pissed at me for taking control when they don't. Because it's my responsibility to make them feel like they have control over something? Yeah right. Respect has to be earned.
I don't think women are mysterious, and that's why I don't understand why so many men buy into shit like this post. I'm saying that women can tell men what they want better than men can, and that men can tell women what they want better than women can. There is no double standard in that statement. You're reading into what I'm saying to find the meanings you want to find because you think I'm a feminist, man-hating bulldyke.
The equation of wanting to be dominated = weakness is a poor one. In some situations it takes a lot of strength to allow someone to take control of a situation.
I don't know what Loren has to do with any of this. She's a strong woman, you and her get along, great. That's magical and I feel warm and fuzzy inside now. Thanks for sharing.
The feminist movement is not over. But that's a large discussion to get into, and I don't think you really care enough to talk about it. Plus you've already made up your mind apparently.
I don't think you're a chauvinist pig, but I do think that you're quick to believe women are psychologically flawed. Assumptions like that won't help you in relationships.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:15:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
haha, Tony cracked me up with he Goodfellas thing.
i've never even dreamed of laying a finger on a woman, but you better believe i'd slap the dogshit out of any woman that pulled a gun on me. i tend to take my life rather seriously.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:04:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Do all women deserve a smack? No. Don't go around smacking your woman for no reason. If she goes
to far with an arguement, or is just in an overall bitchy mood that only seems to escalate with
time, then by all means pimp slap dat bitch.
Now, if you've established who is the boss in the relationship and you are in control. There's no
reason for a slap. Unless of course she gets out of line.
We've all seen the movie Goodfellas. Remember when Karen was ontop of her husband with the gun?
Then her husband calmly talked to her and got the gun away from her. What happened next? He smacked
the living shit out of her and do you remember the next line from the woman? It was "I'm Sorry!"
Even when you're wrong, you are right. Even when you deserve shit, you don't take it. You are the
man. Whether you trust in evoloution or God, leadership has been embedded and programmed into your
brain since you was an itch in your fathers pants. Be that leader. Take control.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know who was an example of the perfect man? That Cary Elwes character in The Princess Bride. He was able to pull off that strong courageous hero bit while still having some real heart.
Eh, but these days, it seems like a lot of people don't appreciate the nice guys anymore.
I don't agree with what you said about slapping your girl or anything of the sort, but I understand your general point when it comes to confidence.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:48:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ex_Lux_Astrum, who the fuck do you think you are? Evolved? Once a fish, always a fish. Man evolve
from ape? Ever watch apes with their women? It's the same shit.
You don't HAVE TO control your woman. But if you enjoy going out with the boys, fucking around or
going to Vegas (without her) then you NEED to control your woman. Bottom line, if you're not in
control, SHE IS. There is no 50-50, it's 99-1 and you've got to decide are you the 99 or are you
the 1. You call the shots and do what you want 99% of the time or she will.
If you're in a relationship with a woman and you're not out with the guys, you are home or at an
art galary or at the ballet with her doing the shit she tells you to do. You're doing wine tasting
or in a book club or going to the park to watch the dog play. Sure, that's cool. ONCE IN A WHILE!
Like once or twice a year. Women never tire of doing shit together. She goes to get her fucking
hair done and you are waiting. She goes to get her nails done and you are waiting. Yet you want to
go to circut city and she says "no lets go to the flower arrengement store, I need some silk
arrengement for the dining room when we entertain.
If you enjoy being pussy whipped, then fine. Some people love cinnamon while others hate it. Enjoy
your pussy whipped lifestyle.
For the ones in it, that hate it and want out. I offer this post. As you (PW'd) men read this you
feel a slight itch on your balls. That's right boys, there's hair growing on your sack. AGAIN!
Being the man isn't for everybody. Some weren't cut out for it. While others (including women) were
born to lead.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:38:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"If you act like an idiot on uber, people on uber are going to think you're an idiot. It's pretty simple really."
i'm well aware of that, thank you. i also expected someone of average intelligence to realize that you can't judge a book by it's cover.
"Men giving advice on women is usually the blind leading the blind and you guys just keep getting more and more pissed off at us. I don't want to be involved in this whole battle of the sexes thing, but it's hard when men are so quick to villanize us. It doesn't do any of you any good."
i love the double standard here. men don't know anything about women, but women can read men like a book, huh? riiiiiiight.... you're such mysterious creatures that men are too stupid to figure you out. men are such simple creatures that any woman can understand the male psyche on the deepest level (as if it was even deep at all, right?).
and i don't agree with this post or any anti-woman post. i agree with the notion that some (NOTE: "SOME") women like to be dominated and controlled because they are weak. i've seen it plenty of times. i never said they like being beaten and raped. that's just ridiculous. they just like a dominant man. or rather, they may not like it, persay, they just don't know any other way. it's a deep-rooted psychological problem. not all women are like this, just lots of the ones i've met. some girls need a daddy. it's a principle much similar to how lots of men grow up to marry their mother.
you know what woman i have tons of respect for? Loren. she's great. she's actually met me and has talked to me often. i wish i could find a woman like that who knows what the term "mutual respect" means.
Durae, the femenist movement is over, get over it. you get to vote and do the same jobs with the same pay as men now. i'm not a caveman. you're equal in my eyes. stop acting like i'm some kind of chauvanistic pig. and for the record, i think FatTony is a moron and most of this post makes me sick to know Tony actually thinks women like men that act like cavemen. just because i gave it a +2 it doesn't mean i think this whole post is accurate. i just found it amusing that women are getting so riled up over a retard like Tony. he does, however, understand that some women are fucked up. don't act like there's no such thing as a battered woman that keeps coming back for more.
people like you make me nuts. you can only see one end of the spectrum without realizing there's a whole wide range on it. men have their own battles to fight against discriminating women, you know. i'll give examples if you'd like. just let me know.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:32:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
MANICMOTHER there it is. You said yourself that your line is if he smacks you. Now like I said in my post. Every woman has a line, once you cross it there's no getting her back. Every womans line is different. Yours happens to be "touch me and die". While others are break several bones and die.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:16:21 EST (#)
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give me the +2 for the endurance to read everything written there
+2 for a [mostly] coherent piece of shit
-2 for it being a piece of shit
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:14:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I wish this was a more interesting argument. If you act like an idiot on uber, people on uber are going to think you're an idiot. It's pretty simple really. So don't bother getting defensive about it.
The only reason I brought you up is because I'm under the impression that you're quick to agree with anti-women points, and your sympathy with this stuff is annoying. It's not going to help you get what you want from women. Men giving advice on women is usually the blind leading the blind and you guys just keep getting more and more pissed off at us. I don't want to be involved in this whole battle of the sexes thing, but it's hard when men are so quick to villanize us. It doesn't do any of you any good.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:09:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:26:21 (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, here we go with the maturity level crack at me now.
like i said- you've never met me. the way i act on Ubersite is nothing like me in person. in person i'm nice and polite and mature.
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I'm giong to have to agree with that statement. He's really quite a nice guy in person. Despite meterosexual tendencies and the urge to visit gay bars =P
Submitted by Ex_Lux_Astrum (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:35:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Amazing.
Tony, does the hair on your back stand up when another guy walks by?? Do you piss on your doorstep to mark your territory?
Most of us guys have evolved past the Australopithecus Stupidicus stage of psychological developement. We don't have to beat, demean, threaten, subvert, dominate our women. We no longer have to thump our hairy chests to display our "supposed" mental and gender-specific superiority over our girlfriends/wives/lovers to co-exist socially and sexually with them.
I think you have deep-rooted psychological problems....a therapsit and/or heavy medication alternated with Convulsive Shock Therapy may or may not help.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:26:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
oh, here we go with the maturity level crack at me now.
like i said- you've never met me. the way i act on Ubersite is nothing like me in person. in person i'm nice and polite and mature. on Ubersite, i say whatever i want because it's my escape from having to act proper. you think you know so much but know so little. people that pass judgement on everyone before giving them a chance make me sick.
Submitted by GreenRiver (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:53:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Would been rated higher except for this:
The people who give this post a -2 are one of three groups of people.
A: Feminist
B: Pussy whipped
C: Men who grew up without a man in their life
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:39:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Oh yeah, I forgot about the other conclusion I've drawn about you without ever meeting you. You act like a little kid quite a bit.
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:05:49 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
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Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
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That's the funniest fucking thing I've ever read in my life.
Submitted by Shuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:05:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why don't women need driver's licenses?
There's no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+ FUCKING TWO!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:59:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
As far as Hidden's experience goes, his actions probably fall on two distinct ends of the spectrum. Either he's a fucking dick and acts confident, or he mopes around like a pussy whining all the time, and when he finds a girl he really likes he probably gets clingy and dependent. There are ways of combining those two modes, and that's when a man becomes truly attractive.
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shave your legs, bitch. then get on your fuckin' back.
i mean, woe is me. i'm sad and lonely and this hangnail weawy, weawy hurts.
i like you, will you marry me? i need you.
yep, that's me in a nutshell. you got me pegged without ever even meeting me. good job.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:53:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:13:03 (#)
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Why do you keep using the words "dominated and abused" as though they're one and the same? A dominant man isn't an abusive man, not if he deserves any respect at all.
If my man tells me to do something, I'm going to do it not because he'll smack me - he doesn't need to lay a hand on me - but because he's proven himself, time and again, to know what he's talking about, and to be worthy of my respect.
If you need to smack a woman and treat her cruelly to get her to respect you, you don't deserve it.
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There's a big difference between confidence and abusive behavior.
Also I think you're forgetting that chunk of men who feel safer with a leash on. They exist.
As far as Hidden's experience goes, his actions probably fall on two distinct ends of the spectrum. Either he's a fucking dick and acts confident, or he mopes around like a pussy whining all the time, and when he finds a girl he really likes he probably gets clingy and dependent. There are ways of combining those two modes, and that's when a man becomes truly attractive.
What you're saying is just bullshit. Way to go through your entire life not understanding women, nice work.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:46:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:42:09 (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
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Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
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Tony, i don't think women actually like being raped or smacked around.... i could be wrong, but whatever. i only agree with you on the point that lots of women like men that will dominate them and control them. they can't get enough of the assholes. the sad part is that when the relationship fails they wonder why. it's because they pick assholes. duh.
any woman that disagrees with me about this needs to live in my world for a little bit. all i have to do is turn on the asshole and they flock to it. i do it just to test them out. i went out with two strippers today (if i don't help put them through college, who will? i guess i just care too much.) and i was just being myself. they were treating me like a pussy-whipped sucker. then we go grab some lunch so i can have my steak for the day. i start being an asshole just for fun. i was saying things like "you dizzy broads are getting on my fuckin' nerves" and "shut your fuckin' mouth, i'm tired of hearing your senseless babble while i'm trying to eat my steak" and they shaped up real quick. then they were laughing at every joke i made and smiling at me like they wanted to come home for a threesome. i told them i was going to drop them off at the bus stop if they didn't stop acting like stupid sluts. they stopped acting like giggly little stupid girls right quick.
the sad part is, if i act like the nice guy i really am (when i'm not around dumb stripper sluts), no woman gives me a second look. it's disgusting. why does it seem impossible to find a woman that can just show you mutual respect? i'm so tired of games. i'm a fucking adult. i shouldn't have to play games anymore.
Submitted by Nator (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:23:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
If you say so!
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:23:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she was a woman.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:13:03 EST (#)
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Why do you keep using the words "dominated and abused" as though they're one and the same? A dominant man isn't an abusive man, not if he deserves any respect at all.
If my man tells me to do something, I'm going to do it not because he'll smack me - he doesn't need to lay a hand on me - but because he's proven himself, time and again, to know what he's talking about, and to be worthy of my respect.
If you need to smack a woman and treat her cruelly to get her to respect you, you don't deserve it.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
meh
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:49:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fat Tony. Proof positive that all you need to get a woman is money.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:32:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because it pisses people off.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 misogyny post.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:19:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If this were any fucking truer, it would spawn it's own religion with Tony as high priest.
Submitted by atz (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Quite entertaining, dawg.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:18:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. You'd better hope your woman never finds this, you poor, whipped bastard.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*sigh* Tony... I used to find you really entertaining. Even in your post last night... it sounded like something I'd do if one of my friends' wives was calling him and bothering him. But this is over the line, seriously. And some of the comments you've made since then on this post really make me sad. I really thought that you were one of a dying breed. Looks like you're justa member of an exctinct one. Caveman.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:16:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Your Fat Tony.
-2 This. Impossible.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:11:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Women liking confident males is nothing new. Women who become submissive (not happy and in love as you like to think) when they are treated violently isn't new either.
There are lots of shades of grey between black and white. I think you need to figure that out because let's recapitulate: you're obese, you're an ex-criminal scumbag, you're ignorant and you beat your wife.
You are in no way fit (pun intended) to give out advices.
Get a shrink Soparano.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:03:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Find a mans man and he never EVAR complains
that his wife doesn't give him sex.
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You are correct, ghey menz never complain about their wives.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:01:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
WTF????
I'M NOT READING ALL THAT!
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:00:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ok Tony here's the thing, you are actually accurate about some of this. It is usually awe inspiring when a man takes charge, hell I'm with my husband beacuse he could Handle me in my bitch phases but if he EVER laid a hand on me to shut me up it would be the end of my "taking his shit beacuse I love him". And he damn well knows it. I'll agree with you most women are gossipy,irritating cunts who want to control every man in their lives. I've never been a big fan of the rest of my sex and had guy friends most of my life beacuse I couldn't stand the bullshit from my female ones. But I have also always been able to take care of myself if the situation arose. I have a very slow burn with my husband and accept shit from him that I wouldn't from any other human being, BUT there is a line he does not cross beacuse if he did all bets are off and I'm comming at him with every repressed piece of anger I've got. I'm small but I do a lot of damage. I've been bounced a couple of times off a wall or two but I'll agree that part of it was my getting too far into his face. He's never hit me and I've never hit him but I've never been afraid of blood, mine or someone elses and blood letting would occur if he stepped over that line.
I WILL know where he is beacuse he knows where I am. I have given up my schooling, my job and the rest of my idiot friends so I can stay with our children 24/7 through to kindergarden and make sure our girls end up with a proper start in life. He pays the bills and helps me when I need it. That was the bargain for giving him the family life he so desperatly wanted to replace his own family's insanity. IT IS A 50-50 LIFLESTYLE. And will remain so if he doesn't want to lose it. There are several types of women, Tony, the bitches you complain about and the ones like me. I'm cool, I take things in stride but don't cross the line because a Hurtin' is waiting on the other side. Whether Iend up being the one bloody are not.
+1 for almost being accurate -1 for the bitch-slapping
Submitted by NoahsArk (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
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HA
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf i didn't type that
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
If my scubconscious agreed with you it would insert its opinions into the text I am typinFUCK YOU FAT TONY AND YOUR CRAP POSTSg. I guess I dYOU HAVE SERIOUS WOMEN ISSUES, TONY, COME OVER HERE SO I CAN TREAT YOU LIKE MY BITCHo disagree.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:51:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Women. The weaker sex. How to control them. (Rating: -0.43 on 28 reviews, last by transhuman 3 minutes ago)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-30 17:38:21
Men who are pussy whipped (abuse your woman and she'll respect you) (Rating: 0.27 on 39 reviews, last by FatTony 8 minutes ago)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-29 22:42:33
Starbucks = revenge on the wife! (Rating: 0.95 on 26 reviews, last by Hadooken 22 hours ago)
Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-28 18:13:24
I bet you're a real casanova at weight-watchers. You're gonna get WOTW'd.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:48:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Transhuman, for a minute I thought you cool.
Or could it be that your subconscience agreed with me? Then realizing that you may catch a lil
heat you decided to cover your tracks with a negative.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:45:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
you crossed the line a little, decent post tho
i learned something
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:43:07 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Damn this wheelie mouse!!!!
That was supposed to be a -2 ... good thing I'd already rated and the + didn't count.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:42:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 (#)
Ranking: 0
Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:38:10 EST (#)
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Women love attention. Women also love to get raped. Unfortunately they love attention more then
getting raped. So after a good rape, they'll go for the attention by calling the police and crying
up a storm for the attention.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:36:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hidden, the more you mistreat & disrespect them the more the fall in love with you. The more you
do for them and the nicer you are, the more respect they lose for you.
The asshole cave man pimp daddy attitude is something (90%) of women cannot resist. Ask 500 women
who is sexier, Brad Pit or Mickey Rourke. Most women will tell you Brad Pitt, but they'll all say
that there's something about Mickey Rourke that's just..... they can't explain it. I know what "it"
is. It's the asshole cave man pimp daddy attitude. An ugly fuck like Mickey Rourke gets more ass
then a public toilet at Yankee stadium. Why? Women love abusive assholes.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:29:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:16:52 (#)
Ranking: 0
Carol, I feel sorry for you. You know that this is the type of man you want, but you don't have one
and can't get one.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:15:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel sorry for your wife.
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha
this is funny, but sadly, in many cases, it's true. i have a spine, but i'm also a nice guy. about three years ago i decided i would test out the asshole theory for an entire year. i was a womanzing asshole for an entire year and i've never had so many women chasing after me. i got laid with a different girl about every other week. they love it. they can't get enough of it.
i decided to be myself again and i am alone and probably will be forever if i keep being "the nice guy". the only women that are attracted to nice guys are the ones with no self esteem. the ones that love the assholes are weak and stupid. it's lose/lose for me. i guess i'll just have to be a womanizing asshole again.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:24:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:17:34 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hardly orginal (http://www.ubersite.com/m/12250)and poorly written.
Whats even more depressing is the fact that this is not satire.
..................
I think there is some amount of satire. Tony is only 90-95 percent serious.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Want to know who is the most miserable and unhappy man in the universe? That honor goes to Mr. Carol Richards.
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yawn.
What a fucking loser. I knew it was you before I even clicked the link. Your mother/sister obviously mistreated you.
Submitted by Papajoe (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:20:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
*shrugs* Try as I may I just can't find a fatal flaw in your arguement. Women do love a confidant man, and your balls to the wall style is inspiring. Still though, I hope there is room for romance in the world. When did Love become an outdated notion? I think you might be right with what you have to say, but I also think its sad.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:18:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
My husband and I have been married for eighteen years, domestic violence has NEVER been an aspect of our home, which is more than I can say for your and your cave.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:18:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you're a sexist, a criminal, and a rapist.
Now I see why spending some time with a little old lady without killing her is the greatest thing you've ever done.
Good job! You've managed to ruin whatever upright standing you had here on Uber. Watch the -2s fly.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:17:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hi-fucking-larious man that was awesome
Submitted by Judoka (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:17:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hardly orginal (http://www.ubersite.com/m/12250)and poorly written.
Whats even more depressing is the fact that this is not satire.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:16:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Carol, I feel sorry for you. You know that this is the type of man you want, but you don't have one
and can't get one.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:15:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I feel sorry for your wife.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly, I didn't know you was a guy. A guy who obviouslly grew up in a house full of women without
the presence of a man. You are obviouslly a high estrogen male. One night out with me and the guys
will fix your harmone levels.
FunnyAsCancer, I never ask my woman to open her legs for me. I open them for her. I never had to
ask "Hun, can we have sex?" Fuck that. If I come home and want to fuck, I technically rape her.
Without asking, I'll remove any article(s) of clothing I feel are restricting what I have in mind,
touch what I want to touch and then do whatever it is that I want to do.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:05:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony, have your fat cells padded the grey matter around your fucking brain?
Jesus man, I've been on Uber for a year and you think I'm a chick?
I suppose those countless camwhore posts and posts about women must've somehow escaped your radar.
And I prefer the red little number.
Cunt.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you really think your wife's gonna just spread her legs for you after the coffee stunt? I'm sure she looooooved that.
D) A critical thinker.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 18:03:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Misogynist post Sunday W00!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:59:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Poly & Queen, you mean to tell me that if your man called you and told you "Wear that lil black
number you wore a few weeks ago, we're going out". Then without asking your premission takes you
out and doesn't bring you back until 4 or 5 hours later. Would you love it? Or would you prefer
the guy who shows up in sweats and a tee shirt, "I dunno, what do you feel like doing?" then has
to go clean up and etc.
You'd fall in love with the dominant guy in a second.
If this mysterious, confident and spontanious man whom you've grown to love suddenly says, "Iron my
shirt bitch", what are you going to do? Make a riot and ask him where he is going or shut the fuck
up and iron his shirt?
You'll iron his shirt and have food waiting for him when he comes home.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:59:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
naw that's E
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:55:03 EST (#)
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Queen, this isn't disgusting. It's honest truth. They way a parrot feels uncomfortable out of it's
cage, the way a dog is much safer when on a leash. That's the way a woman is better off being
dominated and happier because of it.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:54:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
D) A man who isn't stuck in the 1950s.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:50:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha, D) alters posing as feminists.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:50:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is disgusting.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:44:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
A)
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-30 17:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, if pics were working you could have saved all that writing by using a jpeg of a c-note.