Women. The weaker sex. How to control them. (12072 hits)
Category: RomanceLabels: PW'd
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Submitted by Fat Tony (View user info) at 2005-01-30 17:38:21 EST
Continued from: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58073
Go ahead and -2 the shit out of this. Make a mental note, pay attention to friends and family. Pay
attention to the women that stick by their men and you'll find that they are somewhat abused. Find
the women who always trash talk their men and you'll see a pussy whipped sorry excuse for a man in
her bed asking for permission to kiss her back.
Women are the weaker sex. Women want to be dominated and abused. It's something that's been
programmed into their brain. Cave men get more poon. Find a mans man and he never EVAR complains
that his wife doesn't give him sex. Find a man who complains on his woman and you're looking at a
man who is PW'd.
If you are a miserable pussy whipped & submissive man, there is hope for you. You can easilly flip
the situation if you are smart and testosterone levels are high. Get her when she's off balance,
fuck with her mind a lil bit. What ever area it is that you are whipped, take control of it. Not
slowly, suprise the bitch. If you're not allowed to go out with the guys, simply go take a shower
and get cleaned up and ... this is very important.... don't ask her, TELL HER "I'm goin out, I'll
be back later" and never make eye contact. Now, you will be starting a fire but it needs to be
done. Her lil pony has just taken the reigns out of her hands and she'll fight like an Isralie
to get them back. Never make eye contact, get in the car and go.
Now, considering you are already in trouble, might as well make it worth the time. Go have fun.
Make it a night to remember because there's hell to pay when you come home. When you do come home
there'll be a riot, be prepared. Ignore her, when she asks where was you, simply reply "out". Don't
give her any details and get in bed. NEVER TAKE THE COUCH. Fuck her, she's mad at you, let her take
the couch. Draw an imaginary line in your head, when she crosses it pretend to smack her one. Just
pull the hand back and tell her with a firm voice, "That's enough!" and walk away. One of two is
going to happen. She'll mumble a lil bit and quit, or she'll throw it into high gear. If she
mumbles a lil bit, no worries. If she throws it into high gear, it's pimp slappin time. Just one
good one, "That's enough!" and if it continues, one more with "I said that's enough!".
NEVER SAY YOU ARE SORRY! Make her think and believe it's her fault. "Fix me something to eat" while
never making eye contact. Take about 4 or 5 bites and walk out going about your day. Before you
leave give her a lil kiss on the head, "I'll be back around 5:30". No eye contact! Come home and
fuck your woman while making eye contact. Let her close her eyes, you never blink and never show
any expression. Then go out again. Repeat until your bitch is broken.
It's important to take control in a new relationship. NEVER say, "I dunno. What do you want to do?"
This is the begining of being Pussy Whipped. This lets her know that her opinion matters and that
you'll eventually do what she wants you to do. This is a huge no no. Her opinion means nothing.
Always think of where YOU want to go. Always be firm, always be da man. Dominant cave pimp men
know where they want to eat. Dominant cave pimp men tell their women what they want to do.
If you are confident in all areas of your life, what you want, where you want to go, what you want
to eat, when you want to fuck, where you want to fuck, your woman will be amazed and somewhat high
from excietment. We've all heard women say "He really knows what he wants from life" and then they
talk with a horny look in their eye. Women absolutely LOVE a confident male. That's why they love
to be abused and dominated.
If you're a boring guy, "I dunno, where do you want to eat" your relationship is doomed. That's not
confidence, that's a piece of shit and there's thousands of pieces of shit available to her. Call
her and say "We're going out". Arrive at her place, give her a kiss then take her where you want
to go. Ooooo! Mysterious! Plan out the entire evening, let her think you are spontanious. Even if
you're not spontanious, pretend to be. Always give her as little information as possible. If she
asks "Where are you taking me" you simply reply, "You'll see". If she asks again, just say "out".
Feel like staying in to watch movies then fucking on the couch? Don't ask her, tell her. Always be
in control. Always know where you want to go, what you want to eat and what you want to see. Every
now and then call her and tell her "Wear that blue outfit". You get a charge out of telling her
what to wear, she gets all hot because she has a controlling man. After she does the outfit thing,
then tell her what to wear, this time in detail like for instance, "Wear that red dress and don't
wear any panties." She'll love it. Don't stutter, don't be a pussy and talk like one. At the first
sign of weakness, she'll tell you "NO!" and then it's a downward spiral from there. Practice it a
few times in the mirror. Confidence is sexy, hoe's dig it. Your woman will do ANYTHING you tell
her to do, if it's done with confidence.
Every now and then, forget about your plans. When she calls to remind you, "We had plans tonight?
Huh." Never say I'm sorry, it's a sign of weakness. Cave pimp men are not weak. Don't over do this,
once every 5 weeks is good.
As your relationship progresses, your dominance progresses. Remember, you make the plans, you call
the shots. She doesn't like Italian food? You eat Italian food and don't ask her. Let her find
something on the menue that she'll eat. Unless it's an allergic reaction, then forget about it.
Think about a new relationship like climbing a mountain. Dominance takes you to the top. When you
say "I dunno, what do YOU want to do?" or the ever so popular amongst the pussy whipped men, "I
don't care" you fall off the mountain.
Women are like dogs. If they sence some submissive behavior, your good and fucked, best prepare for
a fight. Always be the man. Always be in control. That's how assholes get ahead while pussies watch
and wonder "How does that asshole do it?!?".
I see nothing wrong with the occasional slap to keep your woman in line. Once in a while they need
a dose of reality and a pimp slap is the best thing to clear their minds of the feminist pollution
that their manless friends clouded their minds with. She'll go out with her friends or talk on the
phone with her other cunts and they'll tell her that you're not good for her, that she can do a
lot better and all kinds of shit. When she gets all wild up on those ideas, a good slap will
definately straighten her ass out. I do not agree with beating your wife, that's just wrong. Only
a complete low life beats his wife.
The better you treat your woman, the bigger her head gets and the worse she'll treat you. You've
got to keep your bitch in line.
We all know the stupid bitch that stays with the no good for nothing man. Why does she stay with
him? Why does she put up with him? Why doesn't she smarten up? Why? Because she digs being
dominated and the more he abuses her, the more he treats her like shit, the more she falls in
love with that mofo.
We all know the stupid bitch that has the great husband and doesn't deserve it. She's got a great
man who does eveything for her. He cooks, he cleans, he supports everything she's involved in and
she still complains on him while he loves her and does everything for her. Why does she disrespect
him like that? He's a great catch. Why? Because she wants to be mistreated and abused. She wants
to be treated like shit and despises her pussy whipped man for not treating her like she longs to
be treated.
Bill fucking Clinton. Pimp Daddy! Never kissed Monica, never did anything to her but shove his pork
sword in her mouth. Everyone would think that Bill's cunt would leave him and make a riot. No, she
fell deeper in love with him and her respect grew more for him. Hillary isn't a woman in charge.
She's a dominated cunt who loves to be mistreated. I've heard a lot of women say "If my man did
that, I'd leave him in a minute!" No you wouldn't. You'd love it. How come millions of men get
away with it and still keep their women afterwards? Because they enjoy it!
Lorenna Bobbit. Cut off her mans pecker. You think she won? The tried to throw out her man's 12"
cock on the street. Sorry, John Wayne Bobbit won. It got sewed back on and my boy made a porno
to prove it still works, and it works very well. I guarantee you John Wayne Bobbit got laid 5000
times since this shit happened. Why? Because he's a mans man. Lorena? I can promise you her pussy
did get eaten a lot, but not by a man. She's a lezbo now and my be a feminist icon, but where did
it get her? John is making money, making porn, fucking dynamite chicks and was famous with everyone.
Lorena? She's eating pussy now.
Women like the idea of being cheated on. They'll never admit it because they don't know it. It's
burried in their subconscience. Where's the proof? We all know a woman who has a dawg of a husband.
Her man cheats, and she puts up with it. Sure she throws his clothes out or kicks him out, but
what happens a week or two later? He's back tearin that pussy up and she's loving every minute of
it. We all know a few of those women. Why doesn't she leave him? Why does she put up with it?
Because she enjoys the living shit out of it. The worse you treat them, the more they respect you.
Now, there is a line you can cross. Where is the line? That's for you to find out. Every woman has
a different line. Don't cross that line. Step on it, shit on it, jerk off on it, but never cross it
or there's no getting her back. Find the line and you can move it.
Dominant men get more poon. It's a fact. Everyone has said this at one time or another, "What is
a woman like that doing with... HIM". I'll tell you what she's doing, sucking him off when ever he
wants. Women are the weaker sex, they want a dominant male.
What about a relationship based on trust and sharing? There is no 50-50, there is no true mutual
tust. That's bull shit. The people that say they have that are liars. One of them, if not both are
longing for something better but both are shit scared to go out into the waters and try it again.
Those are the most boring people on the planet. Those are the people who sit at home reading books
and then conversing about what they thought the tree represented in the third chapter. Fuck that.
The man needs to take complete charge and the woman will be much much happier.
When I want to go out, I dump my clothes in the hamper, get my rope on and go tell the wife "Get my
grey suit and my pink shirt". She knows not I'm going out and has a plate of food in the microwave
waiting when I come home. She's trained to know that a suit = 4AM or later. If I say get my black
dockers ready she knows I'll be home about 1AM and still there's a plate in the microwave waiting
for me when I get home.
I've got friends that ask "Hun, the boys are going to the Laker game and they've got one more
ticket, can I go with them?" and once in a while she says yes, but 90% of the time it's no. On the
rare occasion that they are "allowed out" the phone never stops ringing. Where are you? What are
you doing? Bring me back Krispy Kremes! How much money did you spend? Gawd I hate that shit.
There is no happy medium. If you think you are in the happy medium, not quite a man, not quite
Pussy Whipped, then I've got sad news for you. You're Pussy Whipped and you don't know it.
The people who give this post a -2 are one of three groups of people.
A: Feminist
B: Pussy whipped
C: Men who grew up without a man in their life
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2006-06-01 10:54:14 EDT (#)
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Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:51:03 EST (#)
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Funny thing is, I agree with a majority of these IDEAS. If it weren't for your lack of tact in most every instance, I may have been forced to +2 your ginny ass!
Submitted by Vulva (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:48:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:00:03 (#)
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Ok Tony here's the thing, you are actually accurate about some of this. It is usually awe inspiring when a man takes charge, hell I'm with my husband beacuse he could Handle me in my bitch phases but if he EVER laid a hand on me to shut me up it would be the end of my "taking his shit beacuse I love him". And he damn well knows it. I'll agree with you most women are gossipy,irritating cunts who want to control every man in their lives. I've never been a big fan of the rest of my sex and had guy friends most of my life beacuse I couldn't stand the bullshit from my female ones. But I have also always been able to take care of myself if the situation arose. I have a very slow burn with my husband and accept shit from him that I wouldn't from any other human being, BUT there is a line he does not cross beacuse if he did all bets are off and I'm comming at him with every repressed piece of anger I've got. I'm small but I do a lot of damage. I've been bounced a couple of times off a wall or two but I'll agree that part of it was my getting too far into his face. He's never hit me and I've never hit him but I've never been afraid of blood, mine or someone elses and blood letting would occur if he stepped over that line.
I WILL know where he is beacuse he knows where I am. I have given up my schooling, my job and the rest of my idiot friends so I can stay with our children 24/7 through to kindergarden and make sure our girls end up with a proper start in life. He pays the bills and helps me when I need it. That was the bargain for giving him the family life he so desperatly wanted to replace his own family's insanity. IT IS A 50-50 LIFLESTYLE. And will remain so if he doesn't want to lose it. There are several types of women, Tony, the bitches you complain about and the ones like me. I'm cool, I take things in stride but don't cross the line because a Hurtin' is waiting on the other side. Whether Iend up being the one bloody are not.
+1 for almost being accurate -1 for the bitch-slapping
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This gave me a boner!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-11-07 14:26:34 EST (#)
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B@W
Submitted by bicklefragile (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:11:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Frankly, I don't like this or you. Reminds me that over-testosteroned rednecks like yourself are running our country. again. damnit.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:09:35 EST (#)
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Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:28:57 (#)
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ps- my ex girlfriend found out i was back in SA and is staying over tomorrow night, and she wants me to give her the ol' dirt track and smack.
Right on.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:25:15 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/35709#592076
read the post, too. ;)
Submitted by Kaelic (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:31:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pretty funny stuff.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-05 13:18:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
OMFG 8000 MOTHERFUCKING HITS FOR THIS SHIT?
NO WONDER WHY HE KEEPS SPEWING IT OUT.
Submitted by Pimpernell (user info) at 2005-02-05 04:53:28 EST (#)
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I tell that the best thing to do is, give up on those Fat assed white sluts and go and get yourselves a nice Asian honey ,they dont complain ,and want to wear the Pants,then you can go back to being a Man! End of fucking story .
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-05 01:00:47 EST (#)
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Durae sucks. Feminism never started, and if it did it would not want Durae as a spokesperson. Maybe if "Retarded Homosexuals Anonymous" began a chapter in her local community she could possibly join the team. Other than that she is worthless to the world. Way to suck Durae, you should try piercing your mouth shut next time
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:45:31 EST (#)
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ps- you know, Durae, maybe some of us "chauvanists" really aren't so bad. maybe we just don't agree with your feminist agenda. i, for one, have never had a problem with a woman playing the game on her own terms, but the way the feminist dogma presents itself is through influenced over-empowerment. it's counter-productive. feminist propaganda seizes a woman's mind and tells her that anyone that has a problem with her factious behavior has a problem with women in general, because they are myopic, simple-minded juveniles that feel threatened by the movement because of their own diminished sense of self-worth. i can assure you, that is not the case.
so tell me i'm just an immature chauvanist. i have no problem with it. i think this discourse, laden with name-calling and presupposed judgements is entertaining. perhaps that is because i never really grew up... *wink*
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 22:09:49 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/58601
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:28:57 EST (#)
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ps- my ex girlfriend found out i was back in SA and is staying over tomorrow night, and she wants me to give her the ol' dirt track and smack.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 21:13:29 EST (#)
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yes, Durae- boy do you have me pegged.
hahaha
if i felt threatened at all by what you just said about my personal character, i might feel the need to retort, but i don't. the truth is, i just don't care about anything you have to say because i know who i am and what i believe in. if you want to keep treating me like a sub-human, hypocrite, because we don't see eye-to-eye on the feminist issue, go for it. it bothers me not in the least. not a single woman i know thinks i treat them unfairly or that i'm a chauvanist.
your feminist propaganda is bullshit and anyone with a half a brain can see it. calling people whose bullshit detectors pick your signal up strongly "close-minded juveniles" isn't going to help your cause in the least bit. if you were as smart as you thought you were, you'd know it.
cry me a river. go team up with the blacks that get a speeding ticket for speeding and pull the racism card on the cops.
seriously, Durae, sweetcakes (oops, sorry! chauvanism!), you're really reaching here...
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:52:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:08 (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
You know why I'm glad that I'm a bastard daughter? Because my daddy never got the chance to teach me that all men were created to serve my needs, and that I'm some kind of princess. But good for you, Loren, stand up for yourself. Don't let insecure men and their shameful, testosterone-driven behavior stop you from getting everything you deserve, you diva. Shunning all men that don't instantly drop to their knees and beg to suck your precious clitoris upon meeting you will do you well when you're a 45-year-old hag with a six parakeets, a bookshelf stocked with drugstore romance novels, and a chafing vagina.
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Whoa, that was way harsh!
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:48:46 EST (#)
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Hmmm, is this the next "re 16 y olds"??
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:44:42 EST (#)
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It's touching that you felt the need to bring me back into this because you feel like you have something to prove, hidden.
Only stupid pompous asses with no humility or respect lack the good sense to be intimidated on occasion. And I'd agree that you're that type of person.
So it seems that you and Loren don't agree on everything. Why then did you feel the need to reference her before? Because you were doing exactly what I said you were doing. Using her name to give your own assinine, closed-minded points validity, but without even verifying that she agrees with you.
If you're not afraid of women, then why don't you just back down and admit that feminism isn't over? You obviously don't understand the situation or segments of the movement, and you'd rather pigeonhole us into man-hating cunts who have no sense of reality - that's why you won't back down. I don't think you *can* handle a strong woman, you certainly can't even handle the label associated with strong women. We're feeble-minded, right? mmkay.
But you'll never bother to recognize the gaps in your perception because your love for yourself clouds your reason. How charming and juvenile.
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I've bookmarked this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:48:03 EST (#)
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"And by the way, kissing Loren's ass does not make you a decent guy. It makes you smart enough to know that she'd eat you alive if she felt like it and smart enough to realize that she isn't the bitch that some people think she is"
-Durae
well, Durae, if you haven't noticed, Loren has said plenty of things that have pissed me off here and also in her post where she belittles the overweight, and quite hypocritcally, i might add, but she has ignored me. she just went off on Lisa after she basically said the exact same thing i did.
if you think i'm scared of being "eaten alive" by Loren, you're wrong. i know that in your feeble, feminist mind you think i'm intimidated by Loren because she's a strong woman, and that gives you a feeling of validity, but i can assure you- i'm not scared of her or anyone else on this site when i believe they are wrong, whether they be male or female.
i don't know what Loren's reasons are for ignoring me, but i have a feeling it has something to do with her not expecting me to speak my mind when i thought she was wrong. she must have thought i was one of those "weak-minded" males.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:09:56 EST (#)
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Fuck the french and anyone who speaks the language. That's the topic of my next post.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-04 15:34:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Lisa -
I didn't think you could possibly become a more sarcastic, annoying little bitch, but you have proven me wrong.
You know nothing of me or what I was saying, as shown by how you completely misunderstood it and twisted it around you rant and rave at me. Again.
You're like a gnat.
If I had the opportunity, I'd smack the snide right out of you. You'd be a much happier person should you choose to pull the 2x4 out of your arrogant little ass. It's really no mystery why you have no female friends.
You can talk to me about men when you've actually *had* more than one short experience with one of them in your pathetic little self-absorbed life, and dear old dad doesn't count, you fucking fetus.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-04 15:28:10 EST (#)
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Loren is a bastard child & and her Mom is Buffy Sainte Marie: http://www.ubersite.com/m/57620
She's really out-cunted herself on this post...
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:10:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
300th review!
Submitted by Koala_sausage (user info) at 2005-02-04 06:01:12 EST (#)
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caulain! i agree with all you say... and i love the french! :D
i bet, yabbo, you've never even been to france!
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:03:13 EST (#)
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Funny, as long as this is a joke.
It's actually funnier if it isn't a joke, but also rather offensive.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:53:22 EST (#)
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finally, someone being realistic about this issue.
wanna get married?
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:25:52 EST (#)
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Dear Peckerhead,
(and this is the last time I'm commenting on this and no disrespect meant to you, just clearing something up)
I did not say that humor was something instilled from birth exclusively to anyone. I said that many women were raised to place as much importance on their beauty as the other intangible qualities such as intelligence and humor. As in, the way we look is right up there in our minds with how smart or funny we are. Will a man care if I'm a hilarious genius if I have a huge nose and acne and a big butt? No? Well that's why women will spend a life savings on a nose job, lipo, and chemical peels.
Men are raised not to be as concerned about their looks. Men that are overly concerned with their own looks are often called fruits or at the very least metrosexuals. I don't want a man, even a straight one, who carries a handbag or puts moisturizer on his skin every night or takes great interest in shopping for a new wardrobe. That's why I love men- because they are the opposite of me.
Besides, that was something that I felt needed to be explained for the sake of men in general- why we take so long getting ready. It wasn't simply a reaction to FatTony's writing, which I wasn't sure how it was supposed to be taken. Obviously it was exxageration, but the frustration behind it is likely real. I think the state of affairs between men and women is quite fucked up these days, and it never hurts to clear shit up on either side, even in a place as unsavory as Ubersite.
Submitted by peckerhead (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:32:32 EST (#)
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Maybe it's time for some levity. I mean after all, look where we are (Ubersite). A few posts ago, a woman mentioned humor. The context was that humor was one of the qualities that had been instilled in her from her upbringing. To my knowledge, humor is not exclusive to females. Take Fat Tony for example. Aside from his comments about hitting and/or raping women, his post is quite funny. Granted, it is likely more funny to the men than to the women -- although I saw a few postings by women who also found some humor in Tony's story. My idea at this point is that Fat Tony probably does get laid - not because he is da terrible caveman, but because he can be funny. I have heard and read in many places that a man with a good sense of humor gets much farther with women than the more serious, brooding and often boring type of man.
My final comment on this posting: There are many different types of men. There are many different types of women. Some of us have been lucky enough to find the right partner. Others have not been so lucky. If the comments and ratings of this "most heated" post by Fat Tony show nothing else, it is that the whole subject of relationships between men and women is highly complex. Anyone who thinks otherwise is either a liar, a genius or someone who si in for a real shock. Remeber: He/she who laughs lasts :-)
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:10:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I disagree with the idea of smacking a woman up because she gets a little smart in the mouth when you two are alone. But if she acts like a fool in public, disrespects your mother or irons a hole in your favorite shirt then she needs to get her chin checked. If she spits, slaps or punches you in the godfather, then you need to break her legs. And if she fucks around and pulls a gun on you because you are banging the 20 year old broad up the street then she needs to end up like Laci Peterson. I do believe in the idea that women should be treated differently depending on their worth. I have three levels of worth when it comes to women: Love box, Goldfish, and Take That.
Love Box (just married or engaged)-If your Wifey doesn't want to give you any quality time then you should try sweet talking a little. You tell her, "Baby, I am going to make your Love Box look like a grilled cheese sandwich." Trust me, this works every time.
Goldfish (just dating)-If you are dating a girl you should be a little more aggressive. When you come around to feed her the dick let her surface gobble it up and then go swim around waiting for some more. Keeping them hungry guarantees a relationship strong enough to outlast the fallout when she finds out that you were fucking her sister. When you are done with her flush her down the toilet, and go buy another one.
Take That (just fucking) - If you are just fucking a girl and she feels like being shy because you periodically forget her name then you should just disregard what she says and take that. When you are done, piss in her pooper and go home.
+2 you Fat fucking Tony, +2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:31:55 EST (#)
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wow, a mature woman replied... that was great, sheherezade.
Submitted by cuberat (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:19:36 EST (#)
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Preach it brother! You speaks the truth!
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:15:38 EST (#)
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Oh, and I forgot to add this.
On the off chance that you are even halfway serious, let me warn the other men that your approach is like trying to swat a fly with a baseball bat. Like many men, you have an "all or nothing" attitude that clouds your judgement against women, who must figure largely in your value system or you wouldn't take the time to create such a diatribe.
Normal, well adjusted women don't want a caveman asshole. Neither do we want some wuss we can dominate. Somewhere in the middle would be fine, thank you very much. At which point in the middle is our choice.
Submitted by sheherezade (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:59:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:25:31 (#)
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A woman can spend 4 hours getting ready for a dinner date. If a man tells her, "Wear that slinky black dress with your hair up" it deletes 3.5 hours from her time of getting ready. A woman can plan the living shit out of a weekend, taking 5 to 6 days. When a man makes up her mind for her, she loves it.
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Well, okay, it is true that a man saying "wear this with that, like so" would definitely keep a woman from having to deliberate on her appearance for hours... but making up a woman's mind for her isn't the thing that drove her nuts- what would drive the woman nuts is the fact that the man would care enough, express enough interest in what she will wear for the evening.
Women (not all, but many, myself included) agonize over what to wear because we have this fantasy that our man will show great interest in our appearance on a special evening, that he he will show it without our having to ask "how do I look" or something like that. When you're going on a date, and you've dressed up, and your man gives you the verbal equivalent of "MEH" by not exitedly, positively commenting *without being prompted* on the way you look, it can bring your whole evening down.
So saying "Wear this with that, like so" nips that whole thing in the bud, by letting the woman feel that the man knows how he likes her to look, has an actual preference, and it also lets her feel that he must be proud of the way she looks in that dress.
Women do not take forever to get dressed because we are indecisive or weak. It is because we long for a certain reaction from the man that we almost never get. Many of us were taught that our beauty is an asset equal in importance to intelligence and humor. It's simply a product of upbringing.
Therefore, I submit that this is time saved and admiration earned, not by "making up a woman's mind for her", but by being proactive with your interest.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:50:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loren1
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
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Wasn't it Virginia Woolf who said that it is the woman's (traditional) role to be a funhouse mirror for her man; one that minimizes their flaws while boosting any virtues by at least 3X? I don't buy what a lot of people are telling you; that this was a joke, that it was 'satirical'. If you dissect it, you find it's the work of a juvenile mind that's got a real insecurity complex when it comes to women. Either an average middleschooler who can't get a date to the spring semiformal, or a low-functioning forty-year-old whose wife runs his existence.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:27:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't know but the french sure do sound important to you since they consist of 80% of your replies.
T-T-T-T-T-T-ERROR!!! TONIGHT AT 8! GET YOUR TICKETS FOR AN UPCLOSE VIEW ON T-T-T-T-T-ERROAAAAR!!!
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:16:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cauliflower - You are not a frog, you are a frenchie or a cheese eating surrender monkey. Unlike frencies, Frogs are very useful and important creatures . I wouldn't besmirch an amphibian by associating it with a frenchie
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:01:20 EST (#)
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you spelled "terror" wrong.
but it was still funny.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:56:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm a frooooooog! It's IMPORTANT! YES!
Freedom! Liberty!
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AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHH!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:55:11 EST (#)
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i didn't say she was perfect, i said she was nice and respectful and treated men fairly, however, she's going overboard with the feminism all of a sudden and letting me think otherwise...
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:46:51 EST (#)
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i thought Loren was the perfect woman?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:32:21 EST (#)
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i can't help the fact that we think alike.
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:14:30 EST (#)
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You loved the original, now read the parody.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58502
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:12:33 EST (#)
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Oh, screw you, Andy. I took so long to reply, you said everything I wanted to say, first.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:08 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
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This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
You know why I'm glad that I'm a bastard daughter? Because my daddy never got the chance to teach me that all men were created to serve my needs, and that I'm some kind of princess. But good for you, Loren, stand up for yourself. Don't let insecure men and their shameful, testosterone-driven behavior stop you from getting everything you deserve, you diva. Shunning all men that don't instantly drop to their knees and beg to suck your precious clitoris upon meeting you will do you well when you're a 45-year-old hag with a six parakeets, a bookshelf stocked with drugstore romance novels, and a chafing vagina.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:00:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
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no, what they are doing is fucking with people like you that play along with their little game. you're fueling the fire to their little game. you're getting angry while they're laughing. this isn't a battle of the genders, this is a battle of brainpower- use some of yours to figure it out.
if you're going to continue to portray men as simple-minded idiots, i'm going to continue to let you know exactly what i think. you know, i've seen it a million times before- a female is acting like a total bitch and being as difficult as possible because she thinks it's her right, because daddy told her she was a little princess when she was a child, and when the men decide to stop putting up with it, they are automatically pinned as "threatened" by women because they are "cowering, contemptable little bitches on the inside".
or maybe they just don't want to take her crap?
this whole women's rights movement is giving feminists a false sense of empowerment to the point where they feel like they can do and say whatever they want to men while leaning on their crutch of feminism.
revolting.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:44:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Doneupandin: Holz pronounced as in HALLZ as in my name is Holly. Not Holes.
But you are indeed correct that I have three of them. My husband enjoys them very much since
he's not a jackass.
+1 for effort.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:24:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is this turning into another re 16 y/ olds?
I know I didn't type it right.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:11:46 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:40:26 (#)
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Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
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I am a shitty typist
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You're an american
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:40:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
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I am a shitty typist
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:39:23 EST (#)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:14:38 (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE JEWS, DIE! OH...WAIT, W. TOLD ME TO HATE ARABS! DIE SAND-NIGGERS, DIE! ROCK ON!1 AHALDAFLAOL.OLOLLMAOROFL!11
(fuck this place)
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I can't tell if your serious or not with this one. Just a few posts down you mentioned I should join Islam. Implying that Islam is a negative thing. Tsk Tsk how un-PC of you. You may lose your membership in the panty-waste patrol with more comments like that
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:37:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Also.... "your are french"?
Seriously? Caul seems to have a better grasp on the English language than you.
He speaks French as a first language.... what's your excuse?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:35:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know Caul isn't ACTUALLY French, don't you? Speaking French and being from France are not the same thing. Not that it matters, it's just that the way you keep calling him French is making you look awfully silly .
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:32:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cauliflower
I never said I disapprove nor have I said I approve.
But we'll have to forgive the mis-read since your are french. English seems to be too tough a language. Why do you go complain to your MP that ubsersite is not in french.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you're all a bunch of racist fucks, shut the fuck up
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:19:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:25:31 (#)
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Loren1, if you read the entire thing I can guarantee you that you'll agree with 75% of it. Although you may not agree with the occasional smack, you will agree with most of it. Humor me, read the entire post with an open mind. Then tell me that you would not love a man like that (without the slap or physical thing).
Women love a confident overpowering man. When a man knows what he wants and makes up the womans mind for her, it drives them nutz.
A woman can spend 4 hours getting ready for a dinner date. If a man tells her, "Wear that slinky black dress with your hair up" it deletes 3.5 hours from her time of getting ready. A woman can plan the living shit out of a weekend, taking 5 to 6 days. When a man makes up her mind for her, she loves it.
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see... you have a small point there. but it is so overloaded with complete shit
that any thruth is negated.
I cannot -2 this because I don't believe that you believe most of this crap.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:14:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
DIE JEWS, DIE! OH...WAIT, W. TOLD ME TO HATE ARABS! DIE SAND-NIGGERS, DIE! ROCK ON!1 AHALDAFLAOL.OLOLLMAOROFL!11
(fuck this place)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FUCK NIGGERSSSSSSSSSSSSS, GO AMERICA!!! W00000000000000T! USA, USA!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:12:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Wow that was a waste of time!
Yabbo: "I don't approve of treating women like shit but I tell guys like Hairsphincter they give us a bad name because they don't treat women like shit. Me is logic. Durrrrrrrrrrr. Freedom Fries! Die Chiraq, get it? Iraq, Chirac? ahdafsalfh;whe;fw;eaaaaarhahgahghaldj;fajiowe2;"
Seriously, this website has more retards than a fucking sanitarium.
Probably because it's mainly populated with americans. If devolution means not being fat and compltetly ignorant of the outside world like most of you assholes here, I welcome it with open arms.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:59:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Caluiflower - I never said I apporved or disproved of treating women like dirt. I just agree that
it is effective way to get women. And yes I do bash your origins because the french just bunch of
whiny, annoying, complaining, ignorant buffons. So afraid of losing their culture. They are an example of devolution.
Loren1 - I have met women like you. All talk. When push comes to shove, they melt and have respect for
the dominant guy, not a pussy like Hair. He's the guy you go cry to when your Man treats you like dirt. And when you are done crying, you they go back to the MAN
As for Tommy, OJ etc yes their wives left them, but the found many replacements pretty darn quick
Submitted by Koala_sausage (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:54:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony, its Men like you with MAJOR self esteem problems who end up 'pussy whipped'. I bet everyday you go to work while your wife treats herself at a day spa... then you come home, cook dinner while she watches tele and then go down on her until she is ready to fall asleep.
The only reason that you would have to write this is the fact that its the only chance you get make yourself feel better.
You are the biggest pussy i have ever come across.
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:41:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
She is named HOLZ because she has three.
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:33:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You know. You're actually kind of right. I dated an overly sensitive man...At first it was good.
He bowed and worshiped me and we NEVER fought. I always got what I wanted. We lasted about 8
months before it started pissing me off. Breaking up with him had a lot to do with him being obsessed with his mother too though.
So you are right on that part. If I wanted what he gave me..I'd date another woman. Hell,
I assume a woman can lick pussy better anyway.
Of course I've NEVER dated assholes like you. I refuse to date cheaters, liars, or assholes. I
would much rather date the pussy than the idiot. There are only a few things that actually
really piss me off and among them are rape and murder. Nothing disgusts me more than people
who think they have a RIGHT to force themselves on someone against her will or that they have a
right to take someone's life away.
A real man to me is my husband. I respect him more than anyone. He's just the right amount of dominant while still caring about me. He's never raised a hand to me but he's not afraid to
make important decisions. (Of course if I ever hit him I would expect him to hit me back and I wouldn't bitch about it.) We both work fulltime so we both clean the house and pay the bills.
We decide together what vacations to take or where to go out to eat. He goes out with his
friends whenever he wants but he makes sure I know where he is in case of an emergancy.
He stays out until 7 AM if he wants to but I know I can reach him on his cellphone if I need
to.
Also, Yeah I like rough sex...sometimes...But just as often and just as much I like to make
love. Women are emotional. We need affection and love. Not some asshole who's going to slap
us if he doesn't like what we have to say and who will withold kindness and affection.
So I guess..I wouldn't give it up for a pussy but I wouldn't give it up for an asshole either.
So fuck you. I hope you die.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Tommmy Lee, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson still get women. "
That's brilliant. And what happened in each of their marriages?
History. Their wives ALL left them.
And if it was a just world, that fucker OJ would be rotting in prison and getting ass-raped repetitively while awaiting lethal injection. Tommy Lee would be castrated, and Tyson would by labotomized. Oh, wait, he already was...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:07:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yabbo, 3/4 your 40-50 comments here were about bashing me for my origins and now you approve of treating women like dirt. You must be a real winner.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:55:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This post, Fat Tony, and all that agree with him are doing nothing more than mentally masturbating.
I guaranfuckingtee that if I met any of you face to face, I'd make you realize what cowering, contemptable little bitches you all are on the inside - led through the world by your overactive hormones and gigantic, supersensitive egos that drive you to constantly "prove yourselves" to an imaginary audience - an audience that's usually made up of those who are physically weaker, yet emotionally threatening to you, ie: women. And I would do it without saying a fucking word.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:45:09 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tell the truth. Your only experience with the female anatomy has been from Health Class textbooks.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:22:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok Ashlee
You make a good point. Not all women want an asshole, but there are a fair share who do. Otherwise how do people like Tommmy Lee, OJ Simpson, Mike Tyson still get women.
Hair you are still a panty-waste
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:52:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
yabbo - speaking as a card carrying woman here, I can say with great confidence. You. Are. Wrong. Completely and utterly wrong. There are SOME women who prefer being with a dominant man. There are SOME women in abusive relationships who feel that it is an acceptable lifestyle, and there are SOME women in the same situations that are just too afraid to leave. However, to say that ALL women "enjoy giving pussy to assholes" is simply ridiculous. This post does not in ANY way describe the behavior of a real man. Most women want a real man. A real man respects women, and also respects himself. Beleive it or not, there really IS a happy medium between the two extremes described.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:50:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Yup. I definitely want to fuck Sword now,
Tony, on the other hand.... lemme think.... nope, still rather disembowel him with a chainsaw. Guess your method doesn't work afterall.
Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:32:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The only thing worse than this post is the list of replies that accompany it. The sheer hypocrisy and righteous-indignation displayed by some of you people makes me want to vomit.
Submitted by LeggsTitsenarse (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:53:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Sword.
Word.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:01:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
FatTony you are a stupid peice of shit and here is why. The powers that organized the universe hate you.
In addition your entire post is crap and the arguments therein are totally without substance and here is why. Lets say that you and the other wife beaters in the world are correct and that women deserve the occasional slap, punch, or rape. Lets go a step farther shall we and suggest that by beating and sexually violating women you could attract desirable mates and maintain a steady relationship with them. Here comes the flaw. Is this really what you want?
Are you really such a shallow simpleton that you derrive pleasure from manipulating and dominating a woman? Do you really want to deprive yourself of a meaningful relationship? Would you be friends with someone like yourself? Would you act friendly towards a man who bossed you around and hit you? I imagine your answer to all these questions is NO.
Sex is great, you can have a hell of a time with a woman just screwing around but it is truly the penultimate experiance to an engaging partnership with a woman. You seem to sneer at relationships based on equality as if your chauvenistic attitude towards women were innately superior or more masculine. But what you fail to realize is that while you remain obsessed with fulfilling your frightening image of masculinity you are missing out on a truly wonderful thing.
So before you get back to beating and raping your "Broken bitch" of a wife why don't you take a moment to the think about what you might have instead? This being said if you or anyone like you ever hurt any of the women in my life I have come to love I would castrate you with sandpaper.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:01:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
For the love of the Lord, Yabbo, were you dropped on your head?
The "bad boy" attraction is all James Dean, dangerous motor bikes, rebellion and so on - not rapings and beatings. Think, child, think. Fantasy vs. fatality.
You think the word respect equates to being a pussy. I think your idiocy equates to being a rancid whore's cunt hole (quick - go rape her before she can walk again).
The fact you support the subjugation of women is nothing more than a reflection of your inward, self licking pussy. Fuck, you are such a tard.
I really don't know why I am trying to explain this to you fools. More quality for me.
Submitted by dethcow (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:57:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness.
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:49:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well pussy patrol is out in full force.
Well Hair since only ladies can respond to your poll, I guess it means you are able to vote for yourself. Though even you would prefer a real man.
Cauliflowercourt is french so I expected a pussy response from him. Though the racist comments were a surprise.
You can;t deny the truth in what Tony is saying, maybe not so extreme. But in essence it's true.
Women, love giving up the pussy to assholes. The bigger the jerk the more the pussy.
They even have studies about why women chase "the bad boy" instead of pursuing relationships that would be "good" for them. They could save time if the just read this post.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:51:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:01:52 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name.
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Why? Because they raise the standards? It makes you feel insecure, doesn't it? Change? Being worthy of a hot intelligent women?
Join Islam, or enter the future you fucking loser.
Submitted by emilypost (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you must be really proud of yourself.
Submitted by Sub_Stylee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:47:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wrong.
im neither a, b nor c.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:44:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
C.
You will ALWAYS be more popular among not just women, but people in general than, A OR B. You charmer you.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:30:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:03:10 (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Woah... Yabbo. Big, bold call. I don't understand you at all. I do get women, but I don't get Yabbo.
Let's all thank Christ for that.
Let's open this concept up to the women of Ubersite: who gives men a good name/bad name?
Who would you rather have hot monkey sex with?
A. Fat Tony
B. Yabbo
C. Hair
Ladies only, please.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:40:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 13:24:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I'll listen to what men have to say about abortion rights, Hidden, when every last man takes responsibility for every last child that he fathered.
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those bastard men, not taking responsibility for their children!
here, read this-
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28519
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:03:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Check out http://www.tuckermax.com to see Tony's theory in action.
Tony - Post was great but I need some clarification. You encourage giving the girl a smack when needed. Yet you beat the crap of your brother in law for doning that very thing?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28497
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hairsphincter - . Guys like you give men a bad name. There is being sensitive and then there is being a complete panty waste. You are a such a panty waste. You don't get women.
Check out www.tuckermax.com to see Tony's theory in action.
Tony - Post was great but I need some clarification. You encourage giving the girl a smack when needed. Yet you beat the crap of your brother in law for doning that very thing?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/28497
Submitted by satchel (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:05:17 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Atomiknight (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:56:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ugh.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:54:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You made me sufficiently pissed off to omit the -2 this so dearly deserves.
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I was going to stay the fuck away from this until you started on the rape track again.
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:52:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
What's the big deal about getting raped anyway? If you are a virgin, then fine throw a fit. But if
you are a woman who's had sex more then 50 times, what's the big deal abuot a rape?
NEWSFLASH: Women like rough sex. Why? It's like getting raped.
If a woman can't function properly after getting raped or has no self esteem, then she needs to
become a hooker. Fuck it.
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What's the big deal about rape?
What's the big deal about someone beating you about, throwing you down the stairs, causing you permanent physical damage, leaving you bleeding and unable to stand both before and after they force themselves inside your body, not once, not twice, but repeatedly, until they have torn the lining of your vagina to shreds and you are black and swollen from the bruising?
What's the big deal about someone taking from you something which only you have the right to give?
Ah hell, no biggy you say. Well fuck you.
I'd like to see you have self-respect and function properly after you've been treated like that, when you still get the nightmares, when the panic attacks won't go away, when you flinch when someone goes to hold you and comfort you.
NEWSFLASH: Not all women like rough sex. If you think otherwise, you should try making love for once, instead of just fucking whores.
Meh, fuck it. You're not worth my time and energy. You disgust me. I have nothing but contempt for men who behave like this.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I have had a former girlfriend who like to be fucked hard from behind and have the back of her head punched - and quite hard. She would go bonkers and really get off on rough sex and what I perceive as a high level of sexual violence. That was fine in that relationship, but I don't draw a long bow and assume that all women want the "dirt track 'n' smack".
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ahahahahahahahahahahaha
"dirt track 'n' smack"
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:37:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
Submitted by Unfulfilled (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:00:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Your fiance treats you like a queen? Is he pussy whipped?"
Nope. He does what he wants, when he wants. He's an adult, and I'm not his mommy. Thing is... he doesn't get off on mistreating people, and I think he'd rather die than raise his hand to a woman. No, he didn't grow up in a household full of women. Other way around... all guys in his house, except his mom. His father just made sure he raised him to be a MAN, not a chest-pounding gorrilla that gets his jollies by making other people miserable.
Oh, gee, Mr. Fat Tony's ALREADY been to jail?! Be still, my beating heart! No wonder you think women like rape. Big Bubba broke you in pretty quick, eh? Was he good?
Submitted by strwbryfanatic (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:56:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I would just like to add an additional note to this post. It's heated anyway, so I might as well contribute.
As most of you may have heard, the President of Harvard University, Lawrence Summer, gave a speech in mid-January essentially saying that women are not as intelligent as men - especially in the mathematics and science areas.
http://www.washingtontimes.com/commentary/20050201-094824-5748r.htm
For those of you that agree with this statement, I'd like to ask you one question:
Whose body did you come from?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:48:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tony & yabbo, sorry. It just doesn't work. What you perceive as "manly" is adolescent, limited and naïve.
The fact that I am not threatened by women and don't feel the need to use violence says more about my pecker than yours. I understand that you are not well educated. I understand that you are not familiar with the basic psychology of pre-emptive violence and intimidation: it's to mitigate a perceived threat, real or not. Monkeys and dogs do it a lot - and so do you.
I have had a former girlfriend who like to be fucked hard from behind and have the back of her head punched - and quite hard. She would go bonkers and really get off on rough sex and what I perceive as a high level of sexual violence. That was fine in that relationship, but I don't draw a long bow and assume that all women want the "dirt track 'n' smack".
I was well raised and have been raised with other people from fortunate families. My doctor is female. Three women I went to school with are either surgeons or Barristers. My Master's classes (at Melbourne's leading business school) were at least 50% female. Those women did not threaten me, however I can assure you, if you went "steppin'" to any of those women, you would have your hairy asses served to you on a plate. And I would post pictures on Ubersite so we can all laugh along with them AT YOU.
From the sound of it, I would probably beat and rape the women in your life, too. That's what they seem to like, they are the people you choose to associate with. You have chosen to associate yourselves with women who desire violence. I guess they look at you and want to die quicker.
Nice try, champions. Fact remains: real men are not afraid of women. Or the dark.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:19:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
of course, Seb! why not! Tony won't mind me raping his daughter, would you, Tony? she's just a woman, right?
i'll take your sweet little girl and turn her into my dirty little tramp, Tony. if she doesn't do what she's told, she's going to get a good beating. and if she doesn't want to give me the sex, i'm going to open her legs for her and take her when i want her. then, i'm going to shove my big, hard dick up her ass while she screams in pain. i'm not exactly a little guy, Tone; she won't enjoy it, but that doesn't matter because she's only a female, right?
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:16:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
The trick with satire is to walk the fine line between comedy and attack (paraphrased from Northrop Frye).
You haven't managed that here.
As evidenced by the foam around everyone's mouth.
In fact, I don't know that you've ever successfully managed it. All you seem to do, Tony, is piss everyone off.
If that was your goal, congratulations. But don't bother coming back with either:
"It was a joke!" or
"Fuck you, bitch, it's the truth!"
It's neither, shithead. It's pretty apparent that you believe some of the pointless dribble you spout practically every day, but it's also apparent that you don't believe all of it. So I can only surmise surmise that you're exaggerating your beliefs in the pursuit of satire.
FAILURE!
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:09:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I bet she'd be up for a good ole raping too, eh? And why not, she's only a woman. Right?
Submitted by dicquellis (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:38:46 (#)
Ranking: 0
...Grown (straight) men should not have such strong feminine issues. Every man has a fem side, shit I admit to getting manicures and I love pink dress shirts. But Hair is a fucking over do it....
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This is what I love - when fucking piece of shit Guido tough guys start talking about beating women and how fucking tough they are, then admit to getting MANICURES?? What the fuck is wrong with you man? "I love pink dress shirts."???
Christ man, get your shit together. If you're gonna rape a girl at least do it like a man would, not in a fucking pink button down and nicely groomed nails - you fucking pussy.
I wouldn't be surprised if your wife occaisionally butters up that ass of yours for a little pounding. Just let it out man, let it out. We're here for you.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:28:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hey Tony, i'm going to marry your daughter and if she doesn't have my dinner ready when i get home from work, i'm going to slap the DOGSHIT out of her.
do i have daddy's blessing?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:44:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
As a woman I must say, I really hope men follow all of your guidelines as posted..It will be hilarious when men start wondering why they can't get anymore pussy.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:38:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
The only reason men are so touchy feely about womens issues is they don't know any other way to get
any attention or affection from women. Oh! You understand! What a man! (hug)
Hair is a fucking pussy. A fit non obese pussy.
Me? I'm a dick. A fat dick.
Grown (straight) men should not have such strong feminine issues. Every man has a fem side, shit I
admit to getting manicures and I love pink dress shirts. But Hair is a fucking over do it. Like I
tell my sons and nephews, "Quit acting like that or your pecker will fall off! That's what happend
to Aunt Frank!"
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:56:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I could care less about the content of this post. It's hilarious that this put a beachload full of sand into everybody's collective vagina.
Submitted by Bizdorph (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:40:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't know what to do. I liked the first part (although it was a bit strong for my anti-feminist self), but it just went on and on.
Here's a plus one, because of the fact that of what I read the grammar was quite perfect.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I don't think anybody has anything to say that hasn't been said by:
JohnGalt
Caulaincourt
Hairsphincter
Loren
QueenAshlee
If anyone wants to rate this from now on, I say that you just copy what one of these has said and paste it into the comment box.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:21:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this world coming too ?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58412
Click above to find out.....
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:35:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Jesus Hairsphincter, you really are a Sensitive New Age Guy aka a PUSSY . You'd better go buy yourself a pair of panties. Guys like you never get chicks.
Caulincourt - you are right about the abortion issue. It's been 30 years since Roe V Wade and they still can't shut up about it.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:49:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch."
I suppose this sounds logic when you have a BMI of 65, a criminal record, children suffering of cretinism and the brain capacities of a fridge compressor.
You really are quite the whole package...
...for the gas chamber.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-02 03:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch.
hahahahahahhahahaha
man this shit is funny
Submitted by TheMidnight12AM (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:33:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Nice satire...but a little overboard.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:22:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love me some seks.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:12:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:14:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that, given the choice, 99.9% of the womenn on this site would fuck Hair before they would you. Why? Because his attitude doesn't make us want to vomit.
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you forgot to mention that a healthy percentage of men would also fuck him. i know i would!
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:52:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Unfulfilled, it's obvious why you are "Unfulfilled" it's because you are a dog without a leash and collar. It's because you are a stray and don't know what's good for you.
What's the big deal about getting raped anyway? If you are a virgin, then fine throw a fit. But if
you are a woman who's had sex more then 50 times, what's the big deal abuot a rape? Did he tie you
up? Did he wear a mask? Did he remove your clothing with his teeth? Did you cum? There's only two
reasons why a woman should flip about about being raped. 1: You are a virgin. 2: You got pregnant.
Oh and 3: You caught a disease.
NEWSFLASH: Women like rough sex. Why? It's like getting raped.
If a woman can't function properly after getting raped or has no self esteem, then she needs to
become a hooker. Fuck it.
I've already been in jail. And if a woman tries to rape me, believe me I'll love it. If a man
tries to rape me, then it's a different story. If a woman rapes another woman, fine throw a hissy
fit. If a man rapes you, enjoy the fucking ride bitch.
Your fiance treats you like a queen? Is he pussy whipped?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:37:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey Ashlee.
Fancy a shag?
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:32:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm hoping this is sarcasm.
but damn fine job getting everyone's panties in a knot. That's what it's all about.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:53:56 (#)
Ranking: 0
Hair, I could have typed that. But why? It's like you typing: You are fat. I am fit. You can't do
this because you are fat. I can do it while I am fit and I am a woman trapped in a mans body. Did
I mention you are fat and I am a woman?
hahahahahahah
That was funny.
Submitted by Unfulfilled (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:20:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fat Tony, you're an asshole. Newsflash, dipshit: women DON'T like being raped. In fact, the reason women who have been raped often end up with fucktards like yourself is because they feel that you're the best they can do, since the rapist took every ounce of self-respect and self-worth they had.
I hope your ass lands in jail someday. Maybe then you can find out what it feels like to be on the recieving end of rape.
I'm thankful my fiance doesn't think like you. He treats me like a queen, and I return the favor. If he wants to go out, guess what: HE GOES OUT! Thing is, he's considerate. If we've alredy got plans, he doesn't break them to hang with his buddies. But, that goes both ways. If he and his friends have plans, I don't expect him to break them for me. It's called respect. That's what people who love one another do for each other. They talk, they listen, and they compromise. "Love" is not beating your woman into submission, or training her like a goddamn dog.
Oh, and jackass: Better hope your woman doesn't ever grow a spine and call the cops. You'll be locked up faster than you can say "domestic violence" and "aggravated assault".
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I bet that, given the choice, 99.9% of the womenn on this site would fuck Hair before they would you. Why? Because his attitude doesn't make us want to vomit.
How are you, Hair?
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:53:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hair, I could have typed that. But why? It's like you typing: You are fat. I am fit. You can't do
this because you are fat. I can do it while I am fit and I am a woman trapped in a mans body. Did
I mention you are fat and I am a woman?
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:45:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<pokes head in>
Yup, still all trippin.
<gets the fuck back out of here>
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:35:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Glad to see the rating in the negatives.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:26:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jeez Louise, Wazza, you're *such* a woman.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:24:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
tHIS IS GETTING VERY "BORING"
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:13:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Cookie - where did I say that it is universal?
I didn't. I just pointed the bone at FT. I think I have been wonderfully verbal in my associations here, and maybe I have drawn a few long bows. Never did I state that ALL overweight people are poisonous hate mongers. Actually, I even stated that he has a choice.
Please read what is written, not what you want it to say. It's all ad hominem.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hairsphincter, I agree with your philosophy on life and mutual respect, but I've got serious issues with your constant assertions that only attractive people are capable of behaving in a respectful and loving fashion. Tony isn't an asshole because he's fat. He's fat and he's an asshole. I know several violently obese people who are the most loving, caring, wonderful people in the world. Please stop blaming Tony's horrible attitude on his weight. Yes, he's obese and disgusting and foul and nasty. But that has very little to do with why he behaves the way he does. THAT is because he's a sad, sad fucker. Even if he lost the baby elephant he's toting around in his gut, he'd STILL be an asshole.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:52:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Good Lord, Tony.
You could have just replied "Yes, Mr Hair. You have surmised well. I have control issues. I have money. They are over compensations for the lack of control I have over my physical being. My emotional state is very needy and I continue to keep my low barrier lifestyle to enable me to have a illusion of authority and respect. I have money. By controlling a dense, masochistic piece of trash (just pick one of the many) I validate my existence and provide myself a modicum of self esteem. I have money. I further attempt to underwrite any sense of dignity by lording my entrepreneurship over my workers. I have money. One day someone may like me for who I am, but right now, I am just getting by with my barriers. I am very sad and lonely. I will die alone. In fact, I am already dead."
Now, wouldn't that have been easier for you? Maybe you could have saved some time for some spousal abuse, you seem to be fond of that.
Come on, now. Time for you to "win", as you "always do".
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:37:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Bastard. Got it all right. Dude, I think you need to teach ethics and morality.
+2.
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:29:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Dear Hairspinc,
"Chicks hate you because you are fat and obnoxious." Chicks don't hate me. I've gotten more then my share of pussy. I'm fat. I'm ugly. I'm an asshole. Yet I still score because I have money and
power. Women want to be around a rich powerful man. Espically one who isn't a pussy.
"The same reason most males over the age of 25 hate you." I have more friends then I anyone I
know. Again, I'm an asshole. Why do I have so many friends? Because I'm not the shy quiet type.
I don't take shit from anyone. Testosterone levels are always high, men love me. Women love me.
"Most people hate you because you hate yourself. And that's how you behave." Hate myself? I'm da
fucking man. I grew up with NOTHING and now I have 20+ employees. I love who I am. Sure I've made
mistakes in the past that I'm obviouslly sorry for.