Men. The weaker sex. How to control them. (3654 hits)
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Submitted by Mr. Cancer <funnyascancer.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-30 18:56:23 EST
Show us your boobs.
User Reviews
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:01:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
heh heh heh. I laughed again. YOu get another +2. Unless I forgot to give you one last time I read it.
Submitted by slurp812 (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:50:22 EST (#)
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I am a BUTT man, so show me some ass...
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-02 20:03:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:06:49 (#)
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carolrichards: I have a vagina, hear me roar!
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Shouldn't there be a "sandy" in there, right between the "a" and "vagina"?
Submitted by Holz (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:46:44 EST (#)
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It works with my husband. I only do it to get attention when he's staring slack jawed at the television though.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:33:24 EST (#)
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*grin*
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:07:55 EST (#)
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BWAAHAHAH!
Submitted by yermom (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:33:45 EST (#)
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So true.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/50992
Submitted by yabbo (user info) at 2005-02-01 13:35:26 EST (#)
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YAY TITS
For it to work they have to be nice tits.
No:
Deflated ballons
Armpit droopers
Knee clangers
Flap Jacks
Jello Udders
Also a sweet ass can be very persuasive
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:35:33 EST (#)
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All that was needed to say.
Submitted by firefly (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:22:36 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:58:16 EST (#)
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giggle giggle! You said boobs.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:33:33 EST (#)
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Mmmmmmm... boobies...
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:10:51 (#)
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Skeet Skeet Skeet
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So someone else here purchased Chris Rock:Never Scared?
Smacka witta dick smacka witta dick
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:41:21 EST (#)
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I love you guys.
Submitted by DarthFaded (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:24:32 EST (#)
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+2 because you said boobs...
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:17:20 EST (#)
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Awesome.
All sorts of awesome.
Submitted by Darshiscool (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:16:23 EST (#)
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true to that one, guy.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:07:23 EST (#)
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Cute.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:00:38 EST (#)
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*tear* too fucking true man
Submitted by Davros (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:37:40 EST (#)
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Perfection.
-Dave
Submitted by BoogieFevuh (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:27:10 EST (#)
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Brilliant!
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:50:08 EST (#)
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Concise and to the point, without being lame and PC. That, to me, is uber.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:00:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This one's funny.
So is this sort of a "relationships only" thing, or can I adapt this to work, say, when I wanna get into a club without them marking X's on my hands with a sharpie?
Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:57:45 EST (#)
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my dad loves it when I do that.
HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
Submitted by AshK (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:08:11 EST (#)
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Works in my house.
Actually, it is probably reverse psycology. He pretends to be controlled so I will show him my tits as often as possible.....
Bastard!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:25:07 EST (#)
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Anyone hate Carol Richards?... http://www.ubersite.com/m/58145
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:23:07 EST (#)
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Yep
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:18:54 EST (#)
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So True. Brilliant.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:10:51 EST (#)
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Skeet Skeet Skeet
Submitted by lava605 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:15:41 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:24:08 EST (#)
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Yes.
carolrichards is a poo head wee-wee face.
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:47:36 EST (#)
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Heh
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:37:04 EST (#)
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Who is fattony? Oh, nevermind.
Submitted by VoRn (user info) at 2005-01-31 02:35:48 EST (#)
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OMG! Thatz sooooo tru!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:34:14 EST (#)
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shut that bitch up already
Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:06:49 EST (#)
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carolrichards: I have a vagina, hear me roar!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-30 23:00:28 EST (#)
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Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:06:16 (#)
Ranking: 2
Funnier than an Irish debating team.
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Get it? GET IT??? Because they wouldn't be arguing, they'd be fighting!!! I nearly pissed meself at that.
Submitted by switters (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:53:48 EST (#)
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I wish i thought of these things...
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:50:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:41:02 (#)
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Who is this Carol Richards character?
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carolrichards = FatTony's wife.
Explanation: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086
Submitted by UrbaneMischief (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:21:08 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:41:02 EST (#)
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Who is this Carol Richards character?
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:29:13 EST (#)
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Most heated!
Submitted by rock_music (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:11:37 EST (#)
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( . )( . )
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:01:38 EST (#)
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Date Rape - Sublime. Carol Richards would love it.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:43:10 EST (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:38:32 (#)
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gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight
gonna grab me some afternoon delight
my motto's always been when it's right it's right
so why wait til the middle of a cold dark night
skyyyyy rockets in flight
afternoon delight
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Stay classy, San Diego. I'm Ron Burgandy?
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:42:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this is a good alter.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:42:34 EST (#)
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It's funny because I've been here over a year longer, and yet don't even have 30,000 hits yet. *sniff* NO ONE LOVES ME!!!!
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:38:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
gonna grab my baby gonna hold her tight
gonna grab me some afternoon delight
my motto's always been when it's right it's right
so why wait til the middle of a cold dark night
skyyyyy rockets in flight
afternoon delight
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:32:13 EST (#)
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Just reached 50K hits. Thanks to everybody out there for reading my stuff.
W00
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:23:59 EST (#)
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Truer words have never been spoken.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:14:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:12:00 (#)
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Is this you Method?
Damn you and your cheesy alter egos.
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(the above is from carols post)
hahahahaha
i was gonna say that but then he'd just call me a skank
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If anyone gets reported, carolrichards is probably going to use the P.A.T.R.I.O.T. Act to get them sent to prison. After all, that comment COULD be seen as a chemical weapon.
First that, and now mystiamoon revals a grand conspiracy?!?!? HOLY SHIT!
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:59:54 EST (#)
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carolrichards = Bart
that's why your pictures don't work.
He's too busy being carol to fix the site
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:58:41 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:55:40 (#)
Ranking: 0
I have reported you for that comment
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:57:34 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:55:40 (#)
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I have reported you for that comment
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To whom? Bart?
If that's true, then let me rephrase that for you:
"I have reported myself for that comment. Reported myself for being so unbelievably LAME."
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OH NOES TEH FBI ARE AT MY DORE
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:55:50 EST (#)
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TimeCop, I love that post, and I wholeheartedly agree that she might be the teacher you speak of. There is an awful lot of Uber-relation between you and your teachers these days.
The pic you used for that post, the brownie one...I dunno why, but I found it so hysterical I had to print it out and tape it to my locker. So I'll let the linkwhore slide.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:55:40 EST (#)
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I have reported you for that comment
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:54:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:38:09 (#)
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Typical words of a rapist, death_metal_dude
Typical words of an alter
by the way you're next on my list ;)
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:52:09 EST (#)
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Feij, I thought we had agreed that you wouldn't BAIT me anymore.
Oh yes... and that it was baby-makin time.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:51:14 EST (#)
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I think I'm going to give you at least 5 +2s for this. 1 for it being funny as hell parody. 4 to cancel out the votes of that carolrichards bitch. I think she might be my psycho-ass women's studies teacher (http://www.ubersite.com/m/53295.)
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:48:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
TITS WOOOO
Submitted by algermetiphist (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:44:06 EST (#)
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HAHAHAHAHA!! Right on!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:40:31 EST (#)
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I hope carolrichards dosen't become the new Fetish.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:40:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is so going to be most heated...
Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:39:24 EST (#)
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I am woman, hear me roar!
ahahahahaha!
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:38:27 EST (#)
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Carolrichards, you helped inspire my post which I submitted to the New York Times because it is total fact: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58097
Now why don't you leave? You are not welcome here on Uber, wether an alter or just a new person.
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:38:09 EST (#)
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Typical words of a rapist, death_metal_dude
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:36:51 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:50 (#)
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carolrichards = official UberDyke
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:36:39 EST (#)
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mmmm this is getting hotter than my oven.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:33:45 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe nobody else finds this as offensive and sexist as fattony's post. Mr. Cancer is suggesting that women desire to control the male half with their physical attributes just as a man would control a woman through his physical strength advantage. We don't think like that, feminist way of thought isn't the polar opposite of yours. We are not competing with men, and as soon as you realize that we might make some decent headway in society, where women get paid the same wage as a man doing the very same job.
Jesus fucking christ, what an idiot. You feminists would like to think that your gender would never utilize a method so underhanded, but the fact is: WOMEN ARE GENERALLY MANIPULATIVE. I don't give a fuck if you and your carpet-munching Rosie O'Donnell fan club sisterhood would never withhold sex to gain something, because the rest of the world has experienced it and knows that it happens ALL THE TIME. You don't know a damn thing about it, because you've never had sex withheld from you, and even if you did, you'd probably find some overweight vagi-thug whose fat tongue you could use as toilet paper. Men, in this scenario, ARE the authorities, being the only ones who have had some bitch saying to herself "if he doesn't take me out this weekend he's getting NO pussy"
Open your eyes, cunt
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:33:01 EST (#)
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Oh yeah... one more thing... he asked the opinion of a woman before he posted this. If he were this horrible misogynist that you're trying to paint him as, he wouldn't have given a good goddamn how a girl felt about this. You're probably one of those stupid bitches that insists on going by "Ms." instead of "Miss," because "Miss" is too "degrading" for you.
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:32:14 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:15:55 (#)
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What was that... 4-5 words?
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It was 4
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:30:55 EST (#)
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Joe totally nailed that.
I'm gonna check right now, and if you've posted something, I'm gonna go +2 it.
Submitted by MaximusPadus (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:30:48 EST (#)
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I'm going off a limb here.
Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:28:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
carol -
If you do not think like that, than why do you feel the need to compete with us right now by responding? He was just being funny. He wasn't making a political statement. He wasn't saying that "all women want to compete with us and shouldn't be given fair wages." He was making a joke. A rather funny joke about boobies. I happen to heart boobies, and take personal offense at your characterizing of the male population as only wanting to "control" women. If anything, YOU are the sexist here, patronizing a perfectly simple honest, good man... all for paying his homage to your boobies.
Fucking bitch.
-Joe
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:28:24 EST (#)
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Wow. You are an idiot. And your livejournal formatting only makes it more pathetic.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:28:10 EST (#)
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Bitch, shut the fuck up!
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
So you are insinuating that <b> ANYONE </b> with breasts could control a male individual? Who, other than women, have breasts? And don't say some obese men, because other men <i> wouldn't </i> be attracted to that, blowing your defense to oblivion.
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:26:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
haha thats a good un
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:25:24 EST (#)
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B_BOB, that might have worked, but this is "Bart-hates-us-no-pic-posting-Sunday."
Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:25:03 EST (#)
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I consider myself a pretty strong-minded, strong-willed person, but he's right.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:24:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ExOrcisms.
Exercisms is what I do with woman.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:24:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I was expecting a picture of a case of beer and a funnel.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:23:17 EST (#)
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To CarolBitch-ards:
It's not sexist, it's fucking true!
That's like me saying gay men prefer having sex with other men and you calling me a homophobe.
Your argument might make sense if the title of my post was, "Men. The weaker sex. How women control them." But it's not. It's "How to control them." Meaning, how you can if you really damn well feel like it.
Now either show me your cans and shut me up, or get the fuck off my post.
Submitted by MANICMOTHER (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:54 EST (#)
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Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:13:53 (#)
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In short Carol A Richards, I am calling your (probably hairy) ass out.
Begon foul alter and may the Gods have mercy on your decrepit soul.
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Alright alter exercisims.
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
carolrichards = official UberDyke
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:48 EST (#)
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One time a woman showed me her boobs and I exploded.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:30 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Coming from MR cancer
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You leave him alone, bitch. I gave him that nickname. it's women like you that make men think we're all either whores or feminazi's. You said you have a husband? Maybe you should let him fuck you a couple of times. That is, if he can manage to untwist the MASSIVE knot you have in your knickers.
Submitted by salmonofdoubt (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:20:09 EST (#)
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Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:15:55 (#)
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What was that... 4-5 words?
Best. Four. Word. Post. Ever.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:19:55 EST (#)
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The phrase is SHOW ME YOUR TITS
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:15:55 EST (#)
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What was that... 4-5 words?
Best. Four. Word. Post. Ever.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:15:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:14:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I can't believe nobody else finds this as offensive and sexist as fattony's post. Mr. Cancer is suggesting that women desire to control the male half with their physical attributes just as a man would control a woman through his physical strength advantage. We don't think like that, feminist way of thought isn't the polar opposite of yours. We are not competing with men, and as soon as you realize that we might make some decent headway in society, where women get paid the same wage as a man doing the very same job.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ok this HAS to be the worst alter ever. How do I know this? Deductive reasoning my friends.
If this were a real person and not some board Uberites alter, then we can all assume that this person is a humorless, abrasive moronic "Just Doesn't Get It" type. I mean I can tell that she/he/it is trying very hard to make sure that we all know that women are not objects, but the statement below has sealed the deal.
Yes there are feminists out there that do think like this.
But they are all too busy in book club meetings and K.D. Lang masturbation to learn how to use the internet. Stereotype? No, shut the fuck up.
In short Carol A Richards, I am calling your (probably hairy) ass out.
Begon foul alter and may the Gods have mercy on your decrepit soul.
Also, what kind of man-hater watches O.C.? Shouldn't you be rolling around in patchouli getting ready for the next Lilith Fair?
Submitted by SelfRighteousPorkchop (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:13:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That is so true.
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:11:48 EST (#)
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Women, you have no damn idea just how true this is.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:11:12 EST (#)
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.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:10:33 EST (#)
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That is correct sir!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:09:24 EST (#)
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I prefer perogies, but whatever.
Submitted by Aitsu (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:09:17 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by tuesdaydelay (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:06:57 EST (#)
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It's so true.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:06:16 EST (#)
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Funnier than an Irish debating team.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:04:48 EST (#)
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Nice one guy-who-laughs-at-cancer.
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:04:34 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:04:06 EST (#)
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aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaha.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:03:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:01:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Coming from MR cancer
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That makes no sense.
You see, the use of the word "us" in my sentence up there suggests that I do in fact I admit I am a male. And as a result, I admit that a quick flash of the goods renders me totally helpless, and the same goes for most other men as well.
Want proof?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/52328
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57614
http://www.ubersite.com/m/45845
And the list goes on...
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:01:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Coming from MR cancer