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Message for Carol Richards (1692 hits)

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Rating: 0.88 on 56 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-01-30 20:39:20 EST


Go get me a beer, bitch. After that, I want my dick sucked. Bitch.

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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:57:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

DIE

Submitted by hungovermondays (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:15:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

and a sandwich

Submitted by MeanderingPoet (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:26:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

werd

Submitted by kochier (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I support Carol
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58243

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:18:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Man, for an alter this bitch knows her shenanigans.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:10:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yes.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:29:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Schlongy- You say I don't leave MY computer!!??? I've never signed on when YOU'VE not been here dispensing your bullshit.

Submitted by Phallic_Cymbals (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:53:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

If Carol Richards sucked my balls, i wouldn't even get a semi...

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 01:33:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

never cared for that gal

Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:26:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by FatTony (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:23:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ha!

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-01-31 00:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I know a woman named Carol Richards who deserves this, and so much more.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:26:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Misogynist.

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58086

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Don't you ever leave he front of your computer?

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:15:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"wanker-er"

that is funny

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-30 22:03:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

What Hair said.

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:45:49 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I think we all agree that Carol is a lame wanker.


But this post is lamer and wanker-er.

Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:42:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Pregnant girls are easy. Just threaten to kill their unborn babies.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:37:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Fuck it...I have a pregnant girlfriend that'll do what I want if I threaten her with some bitch slappin'.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:34:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by sketch9 (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:29:21 (#)
Ranking: 2

ill bet she needs to get her snooter licked.


Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:34:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't see Vomit with a beer. Are you outside a Wal Mart protesting, thinking only of yourself, while Vomit goes beer-less? How selfish!

Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh Carol you are but a tool!!!!

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:31:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Heat this up a little carol...show us those titties.

Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:30:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No rant about how we're all just men trying to supress your womanly individualism, and how we're depriving you of equal rights? No? Damn! I thought you'd at least come here and help make this most heated! You're a dissapointment.

Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:29:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:27:42 (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

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Knit me a sweater. Bitch. And make babies..... Bitch.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:28:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

That's it, bitch??!!??

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:27:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:26:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

stardamage- best website ever.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:25:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Isn't carol going to come and give us a lesson in femanaziism??

Submitted by stardamage (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:25:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:22:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I am Batman. Bitch.

Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:21:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I am Spartacus.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:18:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I wish I had a beer, but bitch still hasn't fetched.

Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:17:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We are not competing with men, and as soon as you realize that we might make some decent headway in society, where women get paid the same wage as a man doing the very same job.

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since when do women in this country not get paid the same wage for the same job as men do, you mental midget?



i almost spit out my beer when i read "go get me a beer, bitch".

Submitted by barnaby (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:12:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm Method too.

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:12:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm Method too.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I'm Method.

Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:09:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:07:28 (#)
Ranking: 2

Carol is Method. 85% of the users on ubersite are Method.


Yeah. I'm Method.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:08:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm Ron Burgandy?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:07:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Carol is Method. 85% of the users on ubersite are Method.

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:06:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe nobody else finds this as offensive and sexist as fattony's post. Mr. Cancer is suggesting that women desire to control the male half with their physical attributes just as a man would control a woman through his physical strength advantage. We don't think like that, feminist way of thought isn't the polar opposite of yours. We are not competing with men, and as soon as you realize that we might make some decent headway in society, where women get paid the same wage as a man doing the very same job.




holy fuck that made me want to kill all women.

Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:05:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I would suggest she show me her tits, but there are two problems with that.

1- She probably bitch at me that I'm trying to control her, or suggest that I'm some sexist pig who's forcing my male-dominated agenda or her...

-AND-

2) Feminazis rarely have nice jugs.

Submitted by B-Nizzo (user info) at 2005-01-30 21:00:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-30 19:14:49 (#)
Ranking: -2

I can't believe nobody else finds this as offensive and sexist as fattony's post. Mr. Cancer is suggesting that women desire to control the male half with their physical attributes just as a man would control a woman through his physical strength advantage. We don't think like that, feminist way of thought isn't the polar opposite of yours. We are not competing with men, and as soon as you realize that we might make some decent headway in society, where women get paid the same wage as a man doing the very same job.

Allow me to dissect your argument:

- Mr. Cancer is suggesting that women desire to control the male half with their physical attributes.....
NO! Cancer is suggesting that women can easily control men 'with their physical attributes,' not desire. You are wrong. -2 Die.

- We don't think like that.
Actually, I've learned first-fucking-hand that most women do think lke that! They are generally manipulative and will do anything to pussy-whip their boyfriends/husbands. I know not all women are like that. I just know that 5 girlfriends and all being manipulative can't be wrong.

- I think Maddox summed up the Feminist movement with this little tid-bit:

React so cutely when you hit him and it actually hurts
"See, this is what pisses me off about women: they expect special treatment at their discretion. They want equal rights, equal pay, and equal treatment for everything EXCEPT when it comes to shit like this, then they want you to "react cutely" instead of, say, putting them in a head lock and making them eat ants and/or spiders while you give them carpet burn. Why don't women react "cutely" when men hit them for a change? Oops, I forgot, that's domestic abuse.

Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

VOMIT quit dreaming out loud.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:57:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

ILL34GL3- Quit e-mailing me the gay porn buddy. I don't swing that way.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:57:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:54:40 (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fags ever stop carressing each other's balls?

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I will shit in your hair.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:55:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cum in her mouth too. and fart while she blows you.

Submitted by ILL34GL3 (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:54:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Do you fags ever stop carressing each other's balls?

Submitted by Chroniclysm (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:54:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I have some laundry to be done. Get to it. Bitch.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:53:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Bitch can motherfucking GROW the ingredients for the pie too...Bitch.

Submitted by modusjoe (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:52:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I concur, and would also like to add that the bitch can make me a pie. Bitch.

Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:46:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for ending each sentence with 'bitch'... i don't know why, but i love to do it.

Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:45:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Get me some Scotch.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-30 20:40:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Yeah, I've posted already today but the bitch is really pissing me off.


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