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UBERPOLE 6 BEST TV SHOWS EVER this shood be fun (811 hits)

Category: Politics

Rating: -0.49 on 34 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by LittleMiss (View user info) at 2005-01-31 03:55:09 EST


hi every1 hehe lol how ru all haha ok i was waching tv the other day n i was relly bored coz it was a boring show. n so i started thinking umm kelly wat shood ur next sight b about n then i thort hey u shood ask ppl things!!

n then i thort hmmm but wat can u ask them n coz i was waching tv i thort hey kelly y dnt u ask them stuff about tv so i thort umm i no kelly lets ask them wat r there fav tv shows n then i started thinking u shood put sum down their n then they can have a look n then every1 will b like umm i like these shows 2 but these 1s r good 2 n every1 wood relly relly engoy it so hear is my list of tv shows thats the best i think n i choose sum old shows coz u r all a bit older then me so u mite even no sum of these

ow n then i put a resson y the shows so good kinda like a report of wat the show is about so i think u shood do that 2 wen u put a thing ok it will b more funner

1. sabrina the teenage which - this show is relly funny its about a which who is just a teenager so its lots of preasure on her so she has 2 like go 2 school n try n b normal this show is funny and shows every1 how hard bein a which n a teenager can b

2. the oc - omg this is a relly good show all the boys r relly hot haha seth is the best hes relly funny u shood all watch this show

3. perfect strangers - LOL this show is funny coz it has the guy in it who cant speak good english and sounds relly stupid n says funny things and the other guy has curly hair hehe even tho its relly old its still a relly good show

4. the cobsy show - umm i kinda like this show i thort i shood have 1 show in my sight wear theirs lots of black ppl in it

5. kid says the dammest thing - LOL

6. mr been - hehe this man is funny even tho he dnt say things but i luv monty pithon if u luv monty pithon u wood luv this show it has the guy from it

ok thats the end of my list every1 so u shood do the same lets make lost of the lists n we will all have fun plz n dnt 4get rate me on my talant plz

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Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:14:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Suck my UberPole.

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:09:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Did you forget to interview the flag pole?

Submitted by ariseymour (user info) at 2005-02-01 06:28:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

'LOL this show is funny coz it has the guy in it who cant speak good english and sounds relly stupid'

Oh, the irony.

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:12:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

wtf no1 left a list ok every1 now leaves lists ok ow n electro u need 2 get a life n ivy (omg relly rude) u shood probly shut the f*** up

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:24:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:57 (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

SPELLCHECK...

You sound like your 13 years old...

=========================================

Take a look at this.



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hahahahahahahaha

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:00:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

-2 for bringing down mr bean

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

SPELLCHECK...

You sound like your 13 years old...

=========================================

Take a look at this.



Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:48:18 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Can I poop on you?

-hot carl

Submitted by Slash (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:11:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You should be banned from this site

Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:03:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

SPELLCHECK...

You sound like your 13 years old...

Submitted by Ivy (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:50:42 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

You are a cunt.

Submitted by Dolson (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:00:08 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Good Lord.

I really and truly hope this is a gag, and that your written English is not actually this poor. If this is the way you normally write, you may be a candidate for a bright future as a lifetime McDonalds employee.

Aside from that, all the shows you listed are VERY poor, and should not be watched by anyone who intends to procreate at some point. Also, the concept is tired.

This -2 was generous.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:47:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Give it up. You've exhausted its usefulness.

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:38:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

not one of your best

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:34:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

1. sabrina the teenage which - this show is relly funny its about a which who is just a teenager so its lots of preasure on her so she has 2 like go 2 school n try n b normal this show is funny and shows every1 how hard bein a which n a teenager can b
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+2 just for this...
Bwahahahahaahaa

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:27:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Xfiles comment made me laugh more than the post.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:09:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-31 07:21:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

mr been - hehe this man is funny even tho he dnt say things but i luv monty pithon if u luv monty pithon u wood luv this show it has the guy from it
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And I thort dis altor wos gettin old.

The guy from monty python... ha! lololraptors.

Submitted by XFile (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:40:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

*party beams down from the USS Enterprise (1701)*

Kirk: Where do you suppose those life signs came from, Spock?

Spock: They came from... *scans with tricorder* ...two miles due west of here, it appears to be moving towards us.

Kirk: Let's meet 'it' head on.

McCoy: Damnit Jim, you don't know what it is! For all we know it's a damn dinosaur with a huge appetite!

Spock: *raises eye-brow* That would be illogical, my dear doctor. Since our shipboard scanners picked up the life signs of one humanoid being. Therefore, your conclusion that it might be a dinosaur it highly flawed.

Random Redshirt: Let's get to it! *grabs puny Phaser just in case*

-After a 1.2 mile trek-

Spock: My tricorder shows the being is very near, captain. Right behind those bushes.

McCoy: There, I think I saw something move!

Random Redshirt: I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE! AARGH! *runs of cliff and dies*

Kirk: I can see it... it's a female! Preferably human... I mean, and she looks human too!

LittleMiss: Blaaargh! Lolz!11!!!!twelve! Good 2 cu! Teehee!

Spock: Indeed captain, it is human. Judging on her vocabulary I would say someone from the 21st Century, around 14 years old .

McCoy: By God man! My medical tricorder scans a brain the size of a peanut.

Spock: It seems that we were both correct Dr. McCoy. Due to the toxicity of prolonged exposure to pop-culture many teens mental pathways began to break down. Truly fascinating. But how did she get here?

Kirk: *unzips pants* There is only one way to find out!

LittleMiss: Lolz!!!!onehundredandeleven!one! I can c ur peener!

Submitted by R-Syn (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

actually, here's a +1 for not using the words "angelfairyprincesspinkflower"
congratulations on becoming (or pretending to become) another illiterate little skank.
Go back to neopets.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:16:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

As this is an alter, it must take you AGES to type like that...

so +1, no hell....+2 for your dedication on pretending to be a 12 year old nubile illeratite.

*standing ovation*




Submitted by Adereterial (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:30:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Uberpole?!

The Ultimate Pole?

Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:15:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm wtf shood it b then moran its under this coz its about ur fav tv shows no every1 put down ur list plz

Submitted by R-Syn (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:12:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

And this is Politics how?
Double Negatived!

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:58:16 (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey rapist, FBI come by today?



yeah but I raped them

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey rapist, FBI come by today?

Submitted by Lotus (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:56:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Arg! You deserve to beaten with a dirty tampon.


Submitted by Littlemiss69 (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:30:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

umm ok im kelly but im called littlemiss on the intenet im not method hes just a relly nice person n the same with that carol person she seams relly nice 2 n im not those other ppl either i cant relly remember who u rote but ok

Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:15:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

WHEN WILL YOU STOP, METHOD

YOU'RE ALREADY LIKE 74% OF THE USERS HERE

Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:15:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

heheheh

Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:08:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Ok, I must admit, this made me laugh, fucker.
As I sit here at 4 a.m, tired out of my mind and nervous about starting at a whole new job location this morning, this kind of idiocy was just what i needed to cheer up a bit.



Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:03:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

carolrichards = litle mis = kelly = rad1101 = method = mazman23?

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-31 04:01:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 1


I really hate this alter, but I have to give you a positive score for making about half of your articles on the Most Heated list.

How?

HOW!?

Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-31 03:58:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

The OC is definitely good, but you forgot Degrassi: The Next Generation. Some of the older episodes are pretty good, from a decade ago, but they are pretty dated.


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