Best TV shows ever! ispired by Method (your my hero) (641 hits)
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Submitted by titmouse (View user info) at 2005-01-31 05:33:52 EST
i like:
Bergerac: a guy on the edge in jersey or guernsey or perhaps even the isle of white, this guy is crazy, he drives a red jaguar and had a sidekick called lewis, his car can talk and do turbo boosts, he has a dog called k9 who helps solve the crimes but hilariously never gets any credit cos after all..."he's only a dog" which is how the show ends every week.
Ever Decreasing Circles: this is my favourite, it starts with ripples on the tv and the ripples get bigger and bigger then another ripple appears and it gets bigger and the water is gold and this goes on for 30 minutes
The good life: vegetable based hilarity, a guy named tom and his wife penelope keith and there daughter barbara have a pet pig which can drive a tractor, the pig keeps getting into trouble with the local police force led by George Peppard. Tom gets all the fines and is told to "stop making nettle wine" but he just cant stop, he makes nettle wine all the time and makes jumpers with the green dye. the pig gets a spin off show called vanessa.
Howards Way: A program all about boats that can kill, the main boat is called howard, he is a 50 ft Twin engined lazer with a crew of 8, he kills on average 2 people a week, everyone likes howard apart from a crazy vengefull dinghy that lives in portland bill. he is controlled by the evil Ken Masters, ken masters is also a karate expert.
Black Beauty: This horse had a red hankerchief tied round its neck and it used to wander from town to town solving murders, most people remember the theme tune because it was recently used on a bank advert. Everyone who met the horse loved it, but at the end of every show the horse would be seen driving a train into the sunset. The horses catch pharse was "just one more thing" and it smoked a cigar.
Last of the Summer Wine: A documentary following the the journey of three men in a bath. It starts in Leeds where they first come up with the idea travelling around the british Isles in a tin bath, but unfortunately due to funding problems they get stuck in Yorkshire for 30 years. Sadly Campo, the captain of the bath, died last year, he will be remembered mostly for playing in goal for Mexico.
The day of the triffids: Carlie Dimmock and Alan Titchmarsh race against time to solve the riddle of the Maze. Each episode involved Charlie and Alan fighting with plants only to realise in the final episode that the plants were just a front for the shadowy Tommy Walsh figure. Best moment, when Charlie realises thet Tommy is her father!
Dr Who: A quiz game feturing the late great bob monkhouse, at the start of each episode eight doctors are brought onto the stage and only one of them is a real doctor. the cebrity guests have to ask each "doctor" to perform surgery on dummies know as the cyber men. "bring out the cybermen". through a process of elimintaion the the doctor is finally revealed and the others get pushed into a swimming pool.
Street Hawk: Michael knight flies a helicopter with his mate Murdock.
They dont make em like they used to:
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:16:59 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You watch some real horseshit, bud. No wonder you're such a dipshit on this site.
On a side note, it's nice to see Method using a Shlongy expression to express his displeasure at this happy horseshit.
Top 10 TV Shows of All Time (No Sports or Porn)
1) Seinfeld
2) All in the Family
3) Taxi
4) Cheers
5) Sopranos
6) Curb Your Enthusiasm
7) Beavis & Butthead
8) Andy Griffith Show
9) 60 Minutes
10) American Justice...on A & E
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:15:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
needs more cowbell .
Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
all of these programmes are brilliant. except black beauty.
Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:06:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How the hell did I inspire this happy horse shit?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
back in the day, i loved me some dr. who
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:25:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Sadly Campo, the captain of the bath, died last year, he will be remembered mostly for playing in goal for Mexico.
Mole,vole,hole,GOAL!
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:03:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
These are those shows that are on PBS late at night that nobody watches.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 06:58:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
very funny.
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:53:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
my sister loved howards way, i fucking hated it
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-01-31 05:41:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
The Good Life: "the pig gets a spin off show called vanessa."
Har de har har.