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My One-Year Uberversary. A Tribute to the Users of Uber. Enjoy. (2862 hits)

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Submitted by AJ <uberaj.at.gmail.com> (View user info) at 2005-01-31 08:15:38 EST

One year... has it been this long? To think that Uber looked like this at one point is insane... http://web.archive.org/web/20040201185543/http://www.ubersite.com/ Yet there it is. The night after I posted my first post. 130+ later, two on B@W, zero NSFW, and a whole shitload of hate posts, I pay tribute to the site that has kept me entertained for so long. Not just the site, but the users.

I've compiled a list of all the users that have made my stay here at Uber a more enjoyable one. I went through the Uberdirectory at 4:30 AM or so this morning during a bout of insomnia to scratch this down. Hope you enjoy these posts on the list. I know I have.

AlwaysAnEagle- Here we are... the top of the list. I promised Josie from the get-go that she would get the top slot on here because she's too unnoticed Uberwise. Read her posts. You won't be disappointed. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57308

Adamdidit2u- Adam may be new on the scene, and we may've had our spats in the past, but that doesn't change the fact that he's funny as hell. He'll be MVA if he can keep ideas running through his head and a working mouse to use photoshop with. http://www.ubersite.com/m/56667

Ainkara- A saucy Aussie with the ability to crank out a really good post. Normally sticks to fiction, but my favorite Ainkara post is more informative than anything... http://www.ubersite.com/m/27483

Amusediniraq- This fellow 5000er rarely comes around anymore, but he deserves a mention with how much ass he kicked in such a short amount of time. http://www.ubersite.com/m/24726

Anansie- In the same boat as AlwaysAnEagle. Awesome writing. http://www.ubersite.com/m/29420

Antluvdog (Rizzo)- One of the Uber-oldies. You all know him. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30559

Apollo88- This Scouser cunt would probably whine and cry if I didn't pay him some sort of homage... http://www.ubersite.com/m/43102

Bart- The reluctant messiah himself. Can't thank him enough for giving me a place to waste a year of my time. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49473

Bigmike- My favorite Uber-user. Quit your bitching, Method, I can hear you from here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44283

BLITZKREIG_BOB- A guy that flies under the radar for the most part, but is always entertaining. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42860

BuckeyesTHEGAME- Tom Sorrell- the guy who for the longest time got no recognition. Enter Blink182 and a flurry of other excellent posts, and now he's on the MVA. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57130

CATAL- A guy who's been around for a long time but still gets no props. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54171

Catscradle- No introduction needed here. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26255

Caulaincourt- Once said, "I only hate one Uber user. AJ." Just goes to show that first impressions aren't everything. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42736

Chipolatte- One of the original Ubertrolls. Really made a turnaround. http://www.ubersite.com/m/22724

ChristPuncher- He'll bitch at me if I don't. http://www.ubersite.com/m/35503 Go Bears WOO!!!

Circe- Just plain rocks. You're missing out if you aren't reading her posts. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53646

Comicbookguy- You all know him, you all love him. http://www.ubersite.com/m/38908

Corn_nugget- She rocks, she rules, etc. etc. Sans comment. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44532

Creep_firebombing- He let me stay at his house, drink his beer, terrorize his neighbors, and drool on his couch. For that, he definitely gets a spot. Doesn't hurt that he's a good writer too. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53866

Dervel- Fast-becoming one of my favorites on this site. He's going to usurp Apollo's throne as British funny-man. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50491

DonkeyOnTheEdge- Slut. http://www.ubersite.com/m/47158

DrinkDDT- Original Uber shit-stirrer and one funny SOB. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30987

Drstrangedhruv- One of the best photoshoppers that Uber's seen. Hilarious stuff. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26246

Enraged_baboon- I hope he sticks around. It was depressing when he was gone. http://www.ubersite.com/m/25950

Espo- He's been around longer than his new username indicates. Longevity counts for something. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44430

FilthyAssistant- I almost forgot to include her. It would be fair though, since she did steal my MSN handle gimmick. I used to be afraid to read her posts because I didn't know who the hell she was. Now I'm afraid not to because she knows where I live. http://www.ubersite.com/m/43274

Firefly-

Genko- He's a lumberjack and he's okay. Largely ignored and shouldn't be. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34880

GodChicken- Another guy who gets passed over for penis humor and drunken debauchery. http://www.ubersite.com/m/24943

GLALL- Weird SOB. But he's funny, and that's all that matters. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50716

Hairsphincter- 514. http://www.ubersite.com/m/12929

Herpes- Photoshopper extraordinaire. http://www.ubersite.com/m/30383

Hidden101- I have no words. http://www.ubersite.com/m/50136

Iddqd- He's a prick, but he's a good writer. http://www.ubersite.com/m/25303

Jack_McCallum- I've got to put him in here just for this post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/45328

Jimbo- Where are you??? http://www.ubersite.com/m/35379

JMG114- I realize now that doing this at 4 in the morning wasn't the best idea. Almost missed him, Jimbo, and comicbookguy already. http://www.ubersite.com/m/28307

JohnGalt- I still say you would've lost at Redneck Chicken if someone wouldn't have come up, slapped the cigarette off our arms and called us both morons. http://www.ubersite.com/m/40827

Jonukah- If I could only find a picture of him to put up... http://www.ubersite.com/m/20963

K.M.- The kid's got talent. http://www.ubersite.com/m/27710

Kristen- She doesn't come around nearly as often as I'd like, but that doesn't mean we can't still enjoy her old posts. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32766

Lojope- Picking the first post I ever read by lojope. Still by favorite of hers. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32332

Loki- Probably the most random, chaotic, and popular Uber-user there is. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53225

Loren1- The teenager-slayer. http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221

Lucifer_Industries (Malone)- My favorite fellow 5000s user. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26339

Lyric- Should post more often. http://www.ubersite.com/m/29622

Maiorano84- I think he's on the MVA or something. http://www.ubersite.com/m/36723

Method- Prick. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34694

Mikethescottish- Another Brit on the list. This is impossible. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26427

Mrwolf- Enjoys chatting on posts as much as I used to. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53858

NerfHerder- A comedy guy that gets ignored a little bit. Rare on Ubersite. http://www.ubersite.com/m/43118

Nicole3- I don't know where Nicole1 and Nicole2 went, but I doubt they'd be able to write as well as Nicole3. http://www.ubersite.com/m/26346

Phinch- Another of the great Uber photoshoppers. http://www.ubersite.com/m/24173

Potatomanjack- My arch nemesis... how I loathe him. http://www.ubersite.com/m/16487

Professorfuckface (squattail)- Proved the nay-sayers wrong by creating a new account after being banned and accumulating a 1.8+ rating until he announced who he was. Just plain rules. http://www.ubersite.com/m/52945

Quartermain- This guy's been around forever. Still gets no recognition. http://www.ubersite.com/m/48275

QueenAshlee- Never afraid to speak her mind. Even though it may get her in trouble sometimes. http://www.ubersite.com/m/18966

Razor- The directory I used for this list used to be called "wholovesrazor.cgi." I was the first person to give Razor a hate post. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32030

Scott_James- One of the illustrious group to have been banned and then achieve B@W. Group also includes professorfuckface, Method, and yours truly. Scott's posts rule. http://www.ubersite.com/m/34682

Seanfogy- Have to give props to the man who wrote the first Uberpost I ever read. http://www.ubersite.com/m/19099

Shandythedog- One of the most intelligent people I've ever met. And I sincerely mean that. Don't let his façade fool you. Shandy is one intellectual fellow. Despite his messianic complex. I know this is going against his norm, but this is still one of the top 5 funniest posts I've ever read. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54382

Shitfuck- Come to Vegas, fucker. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54800

Shlongy- He may be a prick, but he's a funny one. http://www.ubersite.com/m/47349

Sideburns- Not much I can say that hasn't already been said. http://www.ubersite.com/m/52825

Smurfs- Most successful 5000er. Very versatile poster. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54396

SoxSexSax- Best double-digit user on Ubersite. http://www.ubersite.com/m/35340

Stin- Teephphah already picked the one I like the best. The bastard. http://www.ubersite.com/m/54556

Sublime- He's a weird kid, but he's funny. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49082

Teephphah (itchy)- What's not to like about this guy? Oh, he's from Nebraska? Well, other than that, nothing. http://www.ubersite.com/m/57581

Tom- You know, the P2P kid. But he's done so much more. My favorite Tom post? http://www.ubersite.com/m/25127

Tuesdaydelay- Funniest pure hitwhore ever. I'd have a pint with him anyday. http://www.ubersite.com/m/53050

UberMadness- Best thing since the -2. http://www.ubersite.com/m/32031

Val- Such a doll. http://www.ubersite.com/m/42429

William_Q_Percy- Another guy I've had run-ins with that still commands respect for his posts. http://www.ubersite.com/m/49352

WillZone- Very funny guy. Posts almost never disappoint. http://www.ubersite.com/m/31807

Youarsoghey- One of the most ignored MVA. Picking this post because I've been there. http://www.ubersite.com/m/48561

Zod- He's been here longer than I have, but hasn't had as much luck as he should. Consider this your pity linkwhore, Zod. http://www.ubersite.com/m/51122

Zoidberg- Last but most certainly not least. Zoid. One of the funniest guys on Uber, but shuns the spotlight in favor of making fun of us for the nerds that we are. Long live Zoidberg. http://www.ubersite.com/m/33056

There you have it. The list of people who have made my one year on Uber more enjoyable. If I left anyone out, I'm sorry. Wait... no I'm not. Because it's pointless. I did this at 5 AM and almost forgot JMG for fuck's sake. If you feel you've been unjustifiably left out, make a note of it in your reply so that we can all laugh at you for being a loser.

Thanks for the year, Uber. I'm not very inspired lately, so don't be looking for too many posts from me in the coming weeks. See some of you in Vegas, and see the rest of you whenever I think, "this would be great for Uber."

User Reviews

Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-04-10 22:47:54 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sorry, A.J. I never saw this. Here's a late +2.

Submitted by Anansie (user info) at 2005-02-24 20:13:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks for the props.

Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:31:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

GO EAGLES!!!

wait, this is a post? I see....

but more importantly, GO EAGLES! WOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!

Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:17:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

retardedness

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:09:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I thought you were leaving, Zurr, you cunt.

Feel free to go cry, thanks.

Submitted by EvilZurr (user info) at 2005-02-02 06:24:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1

wow, way to babble about how long youve been here. too bad your user ID is so fucking up there. its good to know that there have been 5550 people that have been here just as long, if not longer than you, that didnt feel like they had to post about how theyve been here for 365 internet days.

seriously though, this is bullshit. if people did this in every forum, or even if everyone did this on ubersite alone, there would be no hope for mankind. whats next? are you going to update us on when youve been here for 60 weeks? what about 1.5 years? what about some other increment of time that NO ONE WILL FUCKING CARE ABOUT.

thanks for reminding me how much i hate 80% of the ubersite users. feel free to die now.

Submitted by shandythedog (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:03:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Corn_nugget- She rocks, she rules, etc. etc. Sans comment. http://www.ubersite.com/m/44532

this is an outrage! "I rock, I rule, etc etc" is MY slogan! MINE!

Submitted by Can_Always_Trust_A_Liar (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:07:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

At first, I thought, "Damn right! Finally some props! Thanks AJ!" then I saw you mentioned just about everyone on Uber here! What the shit man? Just kidding, you've had a good year ya n00b. Thanks.

Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:04:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

good job toolbag

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:54:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Because "sausy" really isn't that good a word to use to describe Ainkara, hahah.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:33:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:31:55 (#)
Ranking: 2

flattery is worth a 2

that post though, I really have nothing against bigmike, I was just bored and looking to stir up trouble so I chose the first MVA name I saw

***

That was the first post I ever read by you.

The thing that still cracks me up the most is how people actually thought for a minute that it was Bigmike.

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-01 10:06:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You stole my idea you farging Iowegian hick!!!!!!!

Other than that, alls I can say is, "awwwww, schucks. (hyuck, hyuck) Thanks fer them kind words."

Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-01 06:16:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

5551

Clever bugger, aren't ya?

Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:11:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Anniversary, Agen.... um... AJ!

Submitted by antluvdog (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:59:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't believe I'm an Uber oldie!

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:12:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm sure AJ left me off of here because he doesn't want to draw attention to our blossoming love life.

Yes, we have cybered.

Submitted by drstrangedhruv (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:51:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheers man. I thought I'd been forgotten. Happy one year, bitch.

Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-01-31 19:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

you're the only person in the world who would celebrate other people on his own anniversary. For your birthday i want action figures.

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:31:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

flattery is worth a 2

that post though, I really have nothing against bigmike, I was just bored and looking to stir up trouble so I chose the first MVA name I saw

Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-01-31 17:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Dude, what the fuck. I'm not on your list? Fuck you!

Submitted by foster (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:38:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

thanks for nothing fucker

Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:13:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

sebcharrot! SEBCHARROT!! remember?? - on AIM when noone else is. tricks others into thinking he's me.

Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-01-31 15:09:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Desmond Wilson from Sanford & Son?

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:41:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

YOU READ TEH DIRECTORY AND DIDN"T PUT ME IN??!!! ASSHOLE!

Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:59:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

STFU n00b

Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:53:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

some great posts listed.

Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:49:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nothing makes a body feel better than wiping out humanity. It's the right thing to do.

Happy Anno, and thanks for the ubermadness votes.

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i smiled.

then frowned when i got to the N's

Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:41:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

"Firefly- "

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Now that's just beautiful!

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:40:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Wiggles- http://www.ubersite.com/m/42607

Tinactin- http://www.ubersite.com/m/57122

Ohlookasquirrel- http://www.ubersite.com/m/34854

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:16:46 (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it too much to expect that you fuckers got me something?
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I got you something, dammit! Well.... sortof.....

Submitted by BuckeyesTHEGAME (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Thanks AJ.

U R teh roxorz1111111111111111111111111!

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:06:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Fine. But, as of late, its not been your typical "how many ways can i get a blowjob" comedy. I'm all sophmisicated and shit...im late for class.

Toodles.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:02:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Har har, Don.

Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I understand.. i forgot you in the directory so you forgot me...

Asshole

Submitted by Method (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:57:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

uyvuokvkh;l.vb;

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:51:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I know that, Nerf, but comedy is your bread and butter.

Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I seem to remember saying "Don't do one of those cheesy Uberversary posts" last night.

Good thing you were listening.

(P.S. I'm not JUST a comedy writer)

Submitted by Scott_James (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:50:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Classy

Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:32:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

*snugs*

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:29:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

that's a lot of names
not enough for me though...
<whimpers>
<retreats to solitude>

Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:26:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God damn it I rule.

Thanks AJ, for feeding my ego.

And happy uberversary!

Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:41:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Happy Uberversary! Now come on over and blow my candle.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:34:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

"oh yea, happy uberversary you manipulative bastard."

I sometimes long for my button-pushing, shit-stirring days.

I'm starting to see more and more Uberusers that I really missed the mark on. I was scrolling through the 16000 alphabetically rather quickly, and had to stop and go back in many cases.

I can't believe I left out OLAS!

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Feijuada there is nothing typical about me.

Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:06:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:40:50 (#)
Ranking: 0

The list of people who have made my one year on Uber more enjoyable.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Am I not clever enough, not interesting, not funny...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS IT BECAUSE I'M ORISH?

*falls to the floor in tears and then propmtly disappears up her own bottom with a popping sound*

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Typical Irish.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:59:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I resent the fact that Dervel is considered a funnier Brit than I, I resent even more that its true.

I'm still better looking than he is though.

Submitted by SundanceKid (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:55:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I never make these lists. Maybe because all I post is shit.

Oh well, I'm a Loser.

Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:46:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I guess your mom and my mom taught the same thing; if you cant say something nice about somebody, don't say anything at all.

But what was all that: "Oh MickGinny I wanna hold you till the fear im me subsides" talk? You fuckin used me man! *sniffle*

oh yea, happy uberversary you manipulative bastard.

laugh at me for being a loser.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:43:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

comicbookguy (9142)
Registered: 2004-06-04 08:13:41 Hits: 166753

catscradle (236)
Registered: 2002-10-10 21:47:58 Hits: 161525

lowsodiummonkey (492)
Registered: 2003-02-03 14:43:11 Hits: 151334

lojope (7806)
Registered: 2004-04-20 20:54:12 Hits: 146627

FatTony (4257)
Registered: 2003-12-12 01:27:38 Hits: 145490

Manfre (782)
Registered: 2003-03-31 16:28:56 Hits: 144762

shitfuck (6479)
Registered: 2004-03-02 16:45:43 Hits: 136689

kai070169 (5620)
Registered: 2004-02-03 00:34:52 Hits: 136666

apollo88 (1507)
Registered: 2003-06-25 08:33:41 Hits: 131770

potatomanjack (2639)
Registered: 2003-09-18 13:31:57 Hits: 125766

streetpunk (301)
Registered: 2002-11-15 16:09:58 Hits: 122282

polyamorousaj (5551)
Registered: 2004-01-31 19:49:44 Hits: 121908
***

Discounting Spiral_Abraxis, squattail, and yidele (all of whom are banned, I believe) and discounting any people coming up from behind (Chronicles_Of_College_Guy for one), that's what stands in my way to MVA. I don't see that happening until Ryandonovan, _JP, and a couple other non-actives fall off the list- which will take a very long time. As I said, I don't think I've got the inspiration or the patience to do it, and it just doesn't mean that much to me.

If you don't already have this, enjoy: http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/users.cgi?sort=hits&days=ALL

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:40:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

The list of people who have made my one year on Uber more enjoyable.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Am I not clever enough, not interesting, not funny...

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD IS IT BECAUSE I'M ORISH?

*falls to the floor in tears and then propmtly disappears up her own bottom with a popping sound*

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:37:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

No, not really Xenon.

You see, I'd need roughly another 70,000 hits (that's being liberal) to crack the list with the current pace being set by those ahead of me. What with hitwhorey titles etc. there are going to be several people to challenge the MVA slots here soon.

The bottom of the list is going to look like a revolving door.

Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:37:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Hey - what happened to me?!?!?

Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Boy, you are trying HARD for MVA, heated, etc., aren't you?

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I smoke rocks, what can I say.

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:35:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

If I'd had the presence of mind I would've made the list an even 100.

I pulled an all-nighter last night as I forgot to do a homework packet covering three chapters of Statistics and still had to study for my Accounting II test.

My vision is a bit wobbly, yet. I think I'll take a nap between Stats and Accounting.

Good times.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:30:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:53:00 (#)
Ranking: 2

Well while we are all fully paid up members of the back slapping club Dervel is most amusing too.

If you ignore his tractor fetish.

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My god, he's right. Twas a bit mutual appreciation down at the Gentlemans club.

Best call everyone a twat to balance things out.

Submitted by nitty34 (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:27:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I always get left off these lists...sigh....

+2 for the effort.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:09:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

woohoo I made the list

Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-31 09:00:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I LOVE YOU TOO

Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:59:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I love you!!!

Have some cake!! It's still left over from my one year uberversary, no one came =(

It's still almost fresh, I promise

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:58:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You're welcome.

Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:53:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAPPY UBERVERSARY TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
HAPPY UBERVERSARY TO YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUU
START POSTING MORE OFTEN
OR I'LL FUCK YOU UP THE ASS WITH MY LEFT ARM AND LEAVE YOU BLEEDING AND CRYING IN THE CORNER LIKE A BEATEN FUCKING DOOOOOOGGGGGGGG

I wrote you a song.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:53:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:29:22 (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheers AJ and congrats.

Don't think you're right though, if you forgive the fact he's a scouser, Apollo is awesome.
My weasel related humour will only get me so far. """

Well while we are all fully paid up members of the back slapping club Dervel is most amusing too.

If you ignore his tractor fetish.

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:52:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh AJ...I love you too :~)

The Dark Age of Fetish has united more than one...

Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:31:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

We chipped in and got you a Monkeybutler. http://monkbiz.com/shopsite_sc/store/html/media/MonkeyButler%20Reg.jpg

You can pick it up at Jewtoast's place.

Submitted by Dervel (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:29:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Cheers AJ and congrats.

Don't think you're right though, if you forgive the fact he's a scouser, Apollo is awesome.
My weasel related humour will only get me so far.

Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:28:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You can do it, Otto!
You can do it, Otto!
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Happy uber birthday.

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:28:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:24:14 (#)
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Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-01-06 14:51:29 (#)
Ranking: 1

http://www.tuckermax.com/peeblame.html

I see, though, UlfGabe already posted the story in its entirety.

It's a great story, but I've read it before. Tucker wrote it first. +1 """

NO HE FUCKING DIDN'T

CHECK HIS SUBMISSION DATE AND MINE.

I SUBMITTED/WROTE/POSTED THIS SOTRY FUCKING 3 weeks BEFORE HE DID SO FUCKING APOLOGISE TO ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCKING PRICK I AM SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.

IN FACT IF YOU DON'T APOLOGISE I AM GOING TO SUE.

look !! my original rebuttal.

seriously though, apologise.

"""Ulfgabe,

This is apollo88 from ubersite/pulsehead here.

Just to inform you that your groundless, ill-informed and rude
accusation of plagiarism is not only without foundation it is
insulting.

You may or may not like my writing but I can assure you that I have
never, ever, stolen anyone elses work and never will. It has happened
to me and it is not nice.

If you check the submission dates :

The Pee Blame (Released: September 17th, 2004) -- A funny story about
Tucker living through something he put another girl through earlier.
(pasted from tuckermax.com)

Apparently there is a time and a place for urination. (1747 hits)
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Submitted by Apollo (View user info) at 2004-08-27 05:36:22

Notice anything about the dates? I released mine 3 week earlier than him.

You owe me an apology and a plus two !

Easy mistake to make and I hate plagiarism as much if not more than you.

Regards,

Jamie. (apollo88) """"

Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:25:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hadooken - Most overlooked old school user. Left off more lists than any other active user.
Happy 1 year anny bitch!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:25:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I don't fly under the radar, I use stealth technology.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:25:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's not like the "moron" claim was innacurate or uncalled for.

Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:20:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Who the fuck is Matt Maiorano, anyway?

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 08:16:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is it too much to expect that you fuckers got me something?