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Photoshop Competition #3: 27 feet of MSPAINT Awesomeness (3283 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.39 on 60 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Labels:

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (View user info) at 2005-01-31 10:30:14 EST


OK I lied

Again

I didn't use MS Paint at all

This is my entry for: http://www.ubersite.com/m/58049

***I had some jawas that I wanted to put in the background, but the canvas got too crowded.

***Note the filename


R Kelly pees on your kids.jpg (217 kB)

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Submitted by FartSmeller (user info) at 2005-11-18 08:52:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

God, sorry all the fags got to this first. This is fucking awesome.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:00:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I can't spell apparently.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-05 21:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Here's another to fight the jackassess.

Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-05 20:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This post needs a boost, for some reason it's rated awfully low for the quality of work that went into it. Just because there was another light sabre post doesn't mean he saw it.

Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:29:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

I kinda hate Star Wars.

Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:14:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

this is really good... but it doesn't beat loren's...

Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:00:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:35:38 (#)
Ranking: 2

This is really good, but I have one question.

When did Matthew Perry become a Jedi?
-------------------------------------------------------

Well, he's had a lot of free time lately.
Plus, OxyContin wasn't filling that spiritual void...

This entry kicked so much ass!!

Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very, very good.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:44:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:37:10 (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty good
=======================
Can you do better?

Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:37:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Pretty good

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:27:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Shlongy is such an asshole.

Yeah, yeah, I know, tell you all something you didn't already know...

Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Oh, HELL YEAH!!!

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:47:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:24:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:45:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:41:04 (#)
Ranking: -2

Lightsabers are gay and people who like them have limp wrists.
Were you at the last Star Wars Convention? I think I saw you...on Conan...when that dog was making fun of all you geekers.

====================================

If you think you saw me at the last convention, wouldn't that mean you were there?

What was an old man like yourself doing there? Probably looking at all the pre-pubescent boys and dreaming about your acne fetish.

In other words

Shut your fucking mouth until you know what you're talking about

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:41:04 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Lightsabers are gay and people who like them have limp wrists.
Were you at the last Star Wars Convention? I think I saw you...on Conan...when that dog was making fun of all you geekers.

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-01-31 16:35:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is really good, but I have one question.

When did Matthew Perry become a Jedi?

Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:30:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

i suck at photoshop just enough to know this is probably pretty good.

Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I'm playing Knights of The Old Republic.

+2 for light sabers.

I know I am a geek.

Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:32:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This is good. I will give you a better run of it next time when I stop fucking around and actually try... oh, ad when I learn how to use Photoshop.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:30:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:24:43 (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good.

======================

Never saw that coming

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:29:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:23:51 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

So far, I think 8 of you dorks have done some geeky thing with sabres or swords.

.................

I think that's a good thing. I remember seeing this guy and thinking that he would be ideal for a good ole' fashioned reach around picture, with one guy getting his ass slapped and one guy getting his balls tugged.

I decided against it though, because I thought a dozen or more people would go for that joke and because naked guys are icky. The fact that nobody has done one yet, is proof that they were trying to avoid grossness and go for something more kickassery.

You have to admit; lightsabers are kickass.

==============================

Shlongy won't admit anything, other than something that might inflate his ego.

And I thank you for not posting pictures of GHeySexActs

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:25:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

and here's a + 2 because i was obviously thinking too much about naked guys when rating the last post.

Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:24:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Very good.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:23:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

So far, I think 8 of you dorks have done some geeky thing with sabres or swords.

.................

I think that's a good thing. I remember seeing this guy and thinking that he would be ideal for a good ole' fashioned reach around picture, with one guy getting his ass slapped and one guy getting his balls tugged.

I decided against it though, because I thought a dozen or more people would go for that joke and because naked guys are icky. The fact that nobody has done one yet, is proof that they were trying to avoid grossness and go for something more kickassery.

You have to admit; lightsabers are kickass.

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:23:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I decided that my original -2 was a bit harsh, so this should even it.

Your photoshop skills are great, it is in all a very clean job, I just couldn't vote on it due to the fact that it had already been done (and spoiled my fun)

Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:04:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

yes.


Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:00:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:51:47 (#)
Ranking: -2

No.
You MUST make a buck.

That's why I review so many posts. Bart pays me, per review.

==================

That makes no sense

What the fuck are you talking about?

Not taking your medication is making you delusional

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No.
You MUST make a buck.

That's why I review so many posts. Bart pays me, per review.

Submitted by c1ndy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:44:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

cool

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:33:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:26:15 (#)
Ranking: -2

No, you are wrong.
My opinion matters more than anyones.

In my expert opinion, this has already been done by at least 4 different geeks, and it's weak.

Don't bust a blood vessel protesting.

Also, I'm pretty certain that this "competition" that you've entered has a very limited prize pool.

But hey...go for the victory, Chief.

===============================================
Your opinion matters more than anyones, in your little world of make believe.

In your expert opinion? What qualifies you as an expert on anything, let alone this?

Done by four people? You should go back to using your hands to count on, you weren't ready to take that step.

And weak? Nigga please

The "competition" may have a very limited prize pool, but have you ever heard of doing things just for fucks sake?

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:26:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No, you are wrong.
My opinion matters more than anyones.

In my expert opinion, this has already been done by at least 4 different geeks, and it's weak.

Don't bust a blood vessel protesting.

Also, I'm pretty certain that this "competition" that you've entered has a very limited prize pool.

But hey...go for the victory, Chief.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:19:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:13:54 (#)
Ranking: 1

meh...
didn't someone already do one with lightsabres?

============

Hey there captain obvious, read any replies latley?

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:18:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:12:02 (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

well done.
Ive said it before and Ill say it again. Schlongy, fuck right off. Youve written nothing of worth, you are a tiny uncharismatic parasite. At leats give funny -2s. Dick.


Who the FUCK is THIS asshole?
Shut the fuck up- I'm "Best Reviewer in Uber-2004".

Adam...I've given you piles of +2's.
This fucking sucked.
Try and live with it.
Or stick the sabre firmly up your asshole.

====================================

NO denying you have rated me well in the past

This was for a photoshop contest

I don't give a fuck if you think it was cool or not. The point was not to photoshop something that Shlongy might +2. It was to use that picture

I did...and I did a mighty fine job too.

You don't like it?

Good for you

You want a cookie?

Too bad. You're opinion doesn't matter nearly as much as you think it does

Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:13:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

meh...
didn't someone already do one with lightsabres?

Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:13:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Good shadows, fantastic lense flaring... Yes, this is a kicker of all ass.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:12:02 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:09 (#)
Ranking: 2

well done.
Ive said it before and Ill say it again. Schlongy, fuck right off. Youve written nothing of worth, you are a tiny uncharismatic parasite. At leats give funny -2s. Dick.


Who the FUCK is THIS asshole?
Shut the fuck up- I'm "Best Reviewer in Uber-2004".

Adam...I've given you piles of +2's.
This fucking sucked.
Try and live with it.
Or stick the sabre firmly up your asshole.

Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:03:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

don't let the haters get you down adam. I thought this was excellent.

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:02:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Kill your parents and do shots of bleach to celebrate
----------
So thats what happened to you! I knew it!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:58:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:25 (#)
Ranking: 2

It's true this is better but I still beat you to it so....... there.

=======================

Hell I like you, you can come over and fuck my sister

Submitted by Brdn_Nkd (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:54:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

It's true this is better but I still beat you to it so....... there.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:43:29 (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:40:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was going to do this as well but I'm afraid....


http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

We both got beat to it, therefore I cannot vote for you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:38:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

=========================================

First of all I did this without looking at my competition

Secondly the only same element is the lightsabers

Third, and not to blow my own horn, this kicks that photoshops ass

Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:53:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

You did a great job on this.

Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:52:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

This doesn't deserve a minus rating. I can appreciate the effort this must have taken.

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:52:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Hell another +2, I know it won't count but man your all fired up today. Fuck em up!

Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:51:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:47:36 (#)
Ranking: -2

3 Feet...
I feel so cheated.

=======================

Judging by the fact you can't count at all or read, yes i'd say you got cheated

Kill your parents and do shots of bleach to celebrate

Submitted by InkyFingers (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:49:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Nice!

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:48:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:43:56 (#)
Ranking: -2

Because this is ghey.

======================

Because I'm in a shit mood i'd have to say

Go fuck yourself

Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:47:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

3 Feet...
I feel so cheated.

Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:43:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

Because this is ghey.

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:43:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:40:23 (#)
Ranking: -2

I was going to do this as well but I'm afraid....


http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

We both got beat to it, therefore I cannot vote for you.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:38:41 (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

=========================================

First of all I did this without looking at my competition

Secondly the only same element is the lightsabers

Third, and not to blow my own horn, this kicks that photoshops ass

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:06 (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that you in the middle?


If so,







then -2 fuckwad.

=====================================

Ehhh? Have you learned to read?

It's for a photoshop competition ya fucking idiot

Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:41:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:31:26 (#)
Ranking: -2

So far, I think 8 of you dorks have done some geeky thing with sabres or swords.

==================================

Well your idea of putting him in a circle jerk was a bit too gay for me

Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:40:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:40:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

I was going to do this as well but I'm afraid....


http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

We both got beat to it, therefore I cannot vote for you.

Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:38:41 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

http://www.ubersite.com/m/58078

Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I loathe R. Kelly.

And why is this rated so low?

Good Photoshop.

Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

well done.
Ive said it before and Ill say it again. Schlongy, fuck right off. Youve written nothing of worth, you are a tiny uncharismatic parasite. At leats give funny -2s. Dick.

Submitted by wtf_is_going_on (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:33:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Is that you in the middle?


If so,







then -2 fuckwad.

Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 10:31:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

So far, I think 8 of you dorks have done some geeky thing with sabres or swords.


Homer: I want everyone to know that this is Ned Flanders ... my
friend!

Lenny: What'd he say?

Carl: I dunno. Somethin' about being gay.

Homer Loves Flanders