This is art! UberContest: Who Am I? -- Volume 1 (911 hits)
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Submitted by The Sovereign Ruler of the MS PAINT Universe (View user info) at 2005-01-31 11:31:11 EST
Anyone who guesses all identities correctly WINS! The prize is whatever I decide it is, if any.
No Uberers were harmed in the production of this post. All victims will be compensated.
User Reviews
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-03-16 15:51:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what talent!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-13 13:55:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't bother figuring out what users these represented, but they were great cartoons anyway, especially the second one and the last one.
Hahahahahaha
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-13 13:54:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Why are there shrooms growing out of the sun?
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-13 13:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
this was very cool.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:20:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Well, Miss Pants, I was beginning to wonder if you'd ever stop by to acknowledge this superb homaging. In fact, I was just on the verge of chopping off one of my peeners and emailing it to you.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:49:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This was really really cool. I think you should do another one.
I recognized the first one immediately. yaaaaaay!
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-05 16:21:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
It was the second one that confused myself. Wooooo for a homage (sort of)!
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:22:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
mrwolf, this was about 50 acid trips and I suspect possibly earwigs as well.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:20:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Perhaps you're hungover. Sometimes I find that leads to foolish hopes of things making sense.
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:16:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What in gods name was this about???
The horse with the big peener was enough on its own to get you your plus2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-05 10:05:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I get the puzzles...Now I just don't get the answer key.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-05 09:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Your wish is my command! Answer key:
1. Mysterious entity + Sponge Bob characters + See, Hear, and Speak no evil + Munkeypants
2. 1/2 DonkeyOnTheEdge and 1/2 Hidden101 (transexual nightmare with MPD) + FilthyAssistant
3. Alligators + Palmetto bugs + Goodyear tire + Your own self, milady
4. The evil slippers + CookieLass
5. Vulture + Shlongy
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:02:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
GIVE ME AN ANSWER KEY, YOU FUCKER
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:49:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahahaha
the last one was the best.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:36:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Jesus christ. ApologiSe, apologiSe. You WILL learn.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Filthy, that you were pleased and feel dirty pleases me immensely!
and note that i didn't actually apologize, and if i did, i hereby unapologize.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:24:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was quite pleased by this, but now you've apologised I feel dirty.
Do it again.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:17:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
just to clarify-- it was each drawing that was to be a puzzle evoking a particular user id. and the whole contest part was just an afterthought, really. i just thought these were bizarre enough so that people might laugh, or throw up, or cower in fear or something.
i didn't really intend for people to interpret this as my feelings about them, or a characterization, or, well, anything.
the horse, and the mysterious figure in the first one, apparently threw a lot of people off track.
anyway, this just something that spewed forth from my so-called brain and i posted it and i wish i hadn't, as usual.
as far as reasons for the statement, i probably had the phrase "Kill All The White People" running around my brain because i listen to horrible music -- but really, no reason at all, unless brain damage counts. also, i feel bad that i left bandwagon wednesday out of yours, but i couldn't figure out how to draw wednesday.
*retreats once again into cone of silence*
Submitted by LadyPlural (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:53:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Is the second one hidden101? I know that there's a running joke/theory that he is, in fact, hung like a horse. Otherwise, I have no fucking clue.
Why am I ranting about the termination of the caucasoid race? Not that I necessarily oppose the viewpoint, but I'm just checking if there was a reason.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:05:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:51:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ha, i didn't think of that! I'll give credit for DOTE, and you win, um, an empty tin of Copenhagen.
Filthy-- you know, you should keep in mind for next time: tricycles aren't all bad--they have lots of trace minerals in them.
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:26:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
2: DonkeyOnTheEdge
???
Submitted by Istaros (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:26:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OMG...
Submitted by Eggbert (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:37:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
SHLONGY!
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:11:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah! Why didn't I click on this before?
Possibly because I've only just recovered from 18 hours of agony as a surgical team worked round the clock (some idiot had stuck it to the floor) in an almost futile attempt to remove the child's tricycle from my famished vagina.
But that's enough about me.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
These were all preety good. I especially liked:
Distillers- Drain the Blood
Long Beach Dub All Stars- Sunny Hours
Nada Surf - Popular
Did you even listen to this?
GWAR - Sick Of You ; you would have to be insane not to like this song.
i left out the Lou Reed song only because that whole album is good. it's the only one i have on the list, so i don't know about the others...
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here's some more Yahoo Launch videos to download into your personal collection:
Archers of Loaf - Harnessed in Slums
Distillers- Drain the Blood
Long Beach Dub All Stars- Sunny Hours
Bad Religion - Punk Rock Song
Weezer- The Good Life
Bouncing Souls - East Side Mags
Face To Face- Disappointed
Nada Surf - Popular
Lou Reed - Dirty Boulevard
Rancid- Time Bomb
Wilco- Outta Site (outta mind)
Dramarama- Anything, Anything
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:54:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Arrrgh! It was not an insult, it was a great honor!
fuck, now i feel bad. again.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:46:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wow... I was going to +2 this until I saw an insult to me... don't really know what I ever did to you, but whatever. Here. Have a "worth reading" instead.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:42:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ah, i see it wasn't a link, just a suggestion re the Yahoo Launch site...
i vaguely recalled one of those songs--wonderama, i think. i liked a couple of the others a lot, too.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:15:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
When did I give you a Dramarama link?
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:09:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
dad?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:35:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:19:55 (#)
Ranking: 2
god I'm winning so much cool shit here...
but what i really want is my own drawing. Could your brain even handle drawing something like that?
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we shall see. even i have no idea what my brain is capable of.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:30:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ETS wins stuff! 4 out of 5 ain't bad.
if this is some kind of secret message that munkeypants is really Yes and GLALL you will win a sex change operation for Dr Fegg. Also an almost full jar of Postum, shipped COD.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:22:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Or...
1. Yes
2. FilthyAssistant
3.LadyPlural
4.CookieLass
5. Shlongy
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:21:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
1. GLALL
2. FilthyAssistant
3.LadyPlural
4.CookieLass
5. Shlongy
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:19:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
god I'm winning so much cool shit here...
but what i really want is my own drawing. Could your brain even handle drawing something like that?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:14:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:09:34 (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus i'm retarded. Is munkeypants the first one?
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that was the easiest one for me, but then i have the answer key.
you win an Ume Plum Ball.
i can't believe no one has gotten the 2nd one yet. this is so exciting!
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:09:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:02:50 (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I've emerged victorious, can you, as the artist, tell me what the "Torture Chamber" is meant to signify?
I guess there's pieces of it that I don't understand. The Evian , for starters.
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well, as an artist, or artiste, i must remind you that my work is transcendental and highly symbolic.
but as far as the evian, it is water, so i think the meaning is clear.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
jesus i'm retarded. Is munkeypants the first one?
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:06:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Monkey princess with your pooper fine, ooh yeah."
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:04:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:57:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Yes
2. dead horse
3.LadyPlural
4.CookieLass
5. Shlongy
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ok, i will give partial credit for 'dead horse' so you win at least 3 1/2 +2's and whatever i find inside the blue plastic thing in my refrigerator.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:02:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now that I've emerged victorious, can you, as the artist, tell me what the "Torture Chamber" is meant to signify?
I guess there's pieces of it that I don't understand. The Evian , for starters.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:01:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Where do I redeem my certificate?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 12:00:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I had 3, 4 and 5 right, anyways.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:59:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
we have a winner! Shlongy gets his name immortalized in some cool virtual museum of the future, and also a no-expense paid holiday in Cambodia.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1. Yes
2. dead horse
3.LadyPlural
4.CookieLass
5. Shlongy
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:55:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
GLALL, sorry it was a good guess but you're wrong!
i am still perfecting the technique of properly rendering a shroomcopter-godthing from dimension 27.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:49:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I think it's Shlongy in the last drawing, and I use that word very loosely. The "Torture Chamber".
What do I win?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:49:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ed Gein was a POSEUR!!!!!
It is I, me, who am the real American psycho!
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:46:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i know that the fourth drawing is of me. That's the dead horse one right? Yeah, that's me.
Submitted by GodLovesALittleLovin (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:44:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hey fegg,
my guess is that it's Yes.
Give me my popcorn.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:38:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I don't see Waldo anywhere.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:37:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going to have a seizure now
Thanks
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:36:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mmmmm cheez-it's!
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
for the effort
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-01-31 11:32:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ed Gein ??