A Uber-versary Present For Pol.ywallydoodleblowerousAJ (895 hits)
Category: GraphicsLabels: beebings
Rating: 1.73 on 16 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Habeeb Thomas PHD. (View user info) at 2005-01-31 13:05:53 EST
Today is PeeberpolioAJ's one year anniversary here at Uber. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58181.
At first, I, lIke many of you, hated PollynopeenerAJ with the furry of 1000 circular saws. He was at times my arch enemy, and suffered many a Beebing:
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/35181 - PolyamourousAJ's Hot Date
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/34875 - Habeeb's History Lesson I: Aristotle Onassis will Kick your Ass (also nude pics of AJ's Mom) NSFW
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/34875 -PolyFagorousAJ goes to the Local Car Show
-http://www.ubersite.com/m/56305 - Polyamourousaj Loves the virgin Poontang, sick asshole
- http://www.ubersite.com/m/55166 - PolymansuckingfagorousAJ Gets Beebed
Ahh god times.
The following is an AIM chat transcript (shut your whiny pieholes) aboot what PolyfuckerousBJ wanted for his Uber-versary. Aww
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HogMan650: what do you want for your Uber-versary
polyamorousguyaj: ummm
polyamorousguyaj: Beer
HogMan650: ok
HogMan650: ..
HogMan650: and
polyamorousguyaj: pizza
HogMan650: ok
polyamorousguyaj: any kind of meat on the pizza
HogMan650: anything else? Like virgin owls or treacherous zebras?
polyamorousguyaj: A virgin zebra would be nice.
HogMan650: i see.
HogMan650: so you want beer, pizza with meat and a virgin zebra
polyamorousguyaj: yes
HogMan650: done and done
polyamorousguyaj: Not necessarily in that order.
polyamorousguyaj: I'll pay shipping.
polyamorousguyaj: Except for the zebra. A young and fertile zebra can walk.
HogMan650: no need for shipping or walking, what with the modern convieniences of the intronet
polyamorousguyaj: Giving me an e-beer?
HogMan650: you'l see
HogMan650: now i must get to work
polyamorousguyaj: okay
HogMan650: good day kind sir
polyamorousguyaj: good day
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But through all the violence and MS Paint, we remained chums till the end. Even though we have never met, I feel that a special bond is growing.... HEY FUCK THIS, THIS IS BEGINNING TO GET GAY.
Heres your damn picture asshole.......
User Reviews
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-08 20:23:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I giggled like a little girl.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-01-31 18:02:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Master AJ...
Submitted by comicbookguy (user info) at 2005-01-31 14:09:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
slurp slurp slurp
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:56:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:47:48 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
even i cannot comprehend this, but +2 for impersonal non-reasons
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:42:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
who?
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:34:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:34:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hah
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you've always been the master of MS(wank)Paint.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:18:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Brilliant!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:16:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
He's refusing delivery of this fucking present.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:15:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ, you already got your uberversary present.... don't be greedy. Virgin zebras don't grow in trees, you know!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:15:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:11:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 just for the word "engorge" alone.
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:10:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AJ can't get engorged.
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-01-31 13:08:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ooh, and a hot delivery chick too.