Why you should leave Carol Richards alone. (940 hits)
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Submitted by Jarvis (View user info) at 2005-01-31 20:55:04 EST
I admit that, at first, I hated her and assumed she was someone's alter but then I realized she was real -- and that she had a TERRIBLE secret. Here's the story:
Carol suffers from a terrible condition that I will mention later in the post. But let me now tell you that you should let her be due to this condition. Because of said condition, Carol just wasn't like the other girls growing up. It wasn't that she was poor or anything. In fact, she was the richest person in the whole school and had all the Barbie toys and wore all the latest fashions. She wasn't stupid either, graduating with a 3.8 GPA and going to Vanderbilt. But, because of her condition, Carol just never fit in. Though Carol went to the prom and all the other social hoopla, no one wanted to be her friend. It was drastic times and drastic times call for drastic measures.
Once finishing college, Carol decided she should do something about her condition so she seeked medical help. The doctors told her there was nothing that could be done. Discouraged, Carol started looking on the internet for help. She came across a few websites based in the foreign countries that looked like they could help but all they wanted was her money. It seemed there was little hope for Ms. Richards...
But there was hope! While searching on the internet for a cure, Carol came across a little community we hole dear: Ubersite! It fascinated her and she thought that maybe we would accept her for who she was. I guess she was wrong. The bitterness from all those years of being an outcast just couldn't allow her to be an amiable person and so Ubersite rebelled against her feminazi ways.
But what will become of Carol Richards the UberDyke? Who knows? Maybe she'll just go away. Maybe she'll finally get laid. Or maybe, just maybe, she'll become the greatest Uberer this community has ever known. Naw.
Oh? What was her condition that I mentioned earlier? She's really a dude. DUN DUN DUN
User Reviews
Submitted by Doneupandin (user info) at 2005-02-13 02:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bitch
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-05 00:52:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:26:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:34:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:30:00 (#)
Ranking: 0
You say people can't or don't want to change, but these people weren't born sexists, obviously they had to change to become what they are today. In my experience ANYONE can change, and I am doing this selflessly to help people realize there is an alternative to their backward, closed minded way of thinking. If they want to threaten and abuse me for it, they are entitled to, but it won't make them any happier. If one or two take me up on it, and try to become more aware of women's significance and prominence in today's society, then all the better. You can threaten me, but it won't deter me getting across what I have to say and at the end of the day I am doing some of the member's of this forum a favor in that they will experience a better quality of life for being open minded toward women's status in the 21st century.
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I don't think it's an alter.
Submitted by G-prime (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:42:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuckin A, eh?
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:00:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit that.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:56:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You're gay for sure.
Even if you ain't you is, boy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:53:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hope Carol Richards is real.
Submitted by Wazza (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:49:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Dont mind the skinny legs ,just give it to her!
Submitted by jgreening (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Auntie?
Submitted by Girlwithaclue (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:18:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I hate it when Carol copies me and wears myyyy Candyland shirt!!
She's such a poser!!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:17:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hawt and you know it.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If i woke and found that alseep beside me im not sure which of us i would kill.
Submitted by pokeysrevenge (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:11:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Carol is hoooot.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:08:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Did you know that Carol went shopping with Shlongy?
Look into it!
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-01-31 21:00:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I never believed in proofreading. I think that's why I always do really bad on essays in school.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:59:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh my fucking god that is sexy.
Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:58:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
"While searching on the internet for a cure, Carol came across a little community we hole dear: Ubersite!"
I know i hole ubersite dearly on a nightly basis.... thrice if there are titty pictures
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-31 20:58:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
how sweet would it be if carol was real?