A lost porn CD, but a lesson learned. (876 hits)
Category: RomanceRating: 0.6 on 13 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (View user info) at 2005-01-31 22:46:32 EST
I sat in class today, anxious to get home as usual. When the time rolled around I got myself a snack and went on the computer for the precious amount of time I could get. I realized I had a shitload of homework and it was possible that I could be occupied much of tonight. I figured I might as well have some fun before I got into it all.
I walked upstairs exhausted as usual with my backpack and went into my room. As I sat down I thought to myself. I reached the conclusion that sadly the highlight of tonight would be a quick whack-off session. I turned on the computer and looked around for a particular CD I had.
This wasn't just any CD though, it had a myriad of porn clips that my retinas hadn't had the pleasure of viewing in quite time. To my dismay it was nowhere to be found. I really wanted that damn CD, so I decided I might as well search. It started simply enough, but still no sign of it yet.
Eventually, my search had dismantled my room and I was about to give up and have a good cry. At the last moment I glanced a shining object. I reached for it and it was a CD that looked much like the one I was looking for. My peener was Redeemed! I popped the CD in with my expectations high.
When I finally went to open it I realized it was merely some old mp3 CD I had made quite some time ago. FUCK. I was shattered at that moment, and I was afraid the disappointment would make sure I never got a woody again.
In the corner of my sad eyes I saw my last hope. It was another porn CD, maybe not as good as the other, but it was still something. I dusted it off and popped it in. That's when I realized, why the fuck did I need that CD if it was going to give me the same end result. Now, if only I had made that realization an hour before, especially with all the homework I had.
I should have been content, now I have to clean up the mess I made in my frantic hormone driven search. So I learned today to be happy with what I had. No point in searching mindlessly for something that would give me the same effect. So, I fully encourage everyone who reads this to go masturbate and learn a lifelong lesson of your own, I know I have...
Oh yeah, heres a completely unrelated picture of Jimmy Hat the condom.
User Reviews
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:10:25 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:47:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:27:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:09:28 (#)
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Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:49:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us when your mom finds it.
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Finds it? She's the fucking star!
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Oh man, fucking gold. By the way, if it wasn't fot the tip that'd look more like Jimmy Hat the bullet.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-01 01:18:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
His mom already found it. Now it's on her laptop, dance anyone?
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:43:59 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:28:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
once, at college, i stumbled upon a new porn dvd. what a night that was!
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:23:37 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"it had a myriad of porn clips"
i'm sorry, you are wrong. the correct sentence would be "it had myriad porn clips"
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:11:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I once lost a porn DVD....
it sucked
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:49:45 (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us when your mom finds it.
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Finds it? She's the fucking star!
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:06:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I hope you learned a lesson about what a waste of time pornography is.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I will indeed.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
No Comment
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-01-31 22:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Tell us when your mom finds it.