The Golden Age is Coming (833 hits)
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Submitted by Lunch_Pail (View user info) at 2005-01-31 23:27:58 EST
This is not about the election in Iraq. It is related though. This is about the President of Palestine, Mahmoud Abbas and Prime minister, Ahmad Qorei. These dudes rule. Seriously, that's about all I can say. The beauty part is they are both elected by Palestinians therefore they have the support of the people. I really think these guys are going to bring peace in the Middle East. Peace in the Middle East will then bring peace to the world. My theory will follow these links to tell you about these new heads of state in Palestine.
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/30/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/30/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/27/sharon/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/27/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/26/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/26/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/19/mideast/index.html
http://cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/01/21/mideast/index.html
Ok, these moves are all historic. By both sides. I'm so impressed with this, I can't even describe it. This along with elections in Iraq will help to spread democracy in the Middle East. People will see that their dictators live in luxury while they suffer. They will not want that anymore when Iraq gets rich. Let's face it; Iraq is going to be filthy fucking rich if this shit comes together right. I also think that the Palestinian/Israeli deal will decrease support of the war against Christians. Once they see that Palestinians (Muslims) and Israelis (Jews) can live in harmony people will follow suit for all religions.
Once peace spreads, oil prices will go down. This will basically fuck the corporations and hopefully still make oil rich countries rich. (I'm not good at economics, sorry). Since oil is not as profitable now, oil lobbyists and con artists will no longer block development of alternative energy. Because the government doesn't have oil money anymore they will legalize Marijuana to be sold by the government only. The government will have the best buds and they will be dirt cheap. They will sell it for pure profit- not tax it, SELL IT. The profits will be staggering and the people will be gettin high. Legalized prostitution will bring in new tax dollars. Prostitution will be heavily regulated (STD testing). The government will be filthy rich with money for the poor- eliminating homelessness. Health care and education will become available to all since the government is now rich.
A new energy source will spread and decrease pollution. Space exploration will flourish with new propulsion technologies from this energy source. Contact with a friendly alien race will happen. Freedom of speech will reign across the world. We will have good movies and games with plenty of profanity and violence. Man will no longer need violence so games will help people vent. People will kill in video games instead of real life. Sports will flourish to fuel our desire of action.
Now, In conclusion, let me say this. I'm no tree hugging, bible beating, hippie fuck. At this time I believe in violence for peace. I believe in stomping out whoever blocks peace. I believe in stomping out evil people in general. I believe in stomping out someone that does you wrong (done this many times). I believe in cussing, weed, beer, fun, enjoying your time on earth (it is too short), equality, brotherhood, tolerance, RAP MUSIC, freedom of speech, and last but not least, stomping out whatever stands in the way of these things. Something nice that probably won't happen is having men and women change how they treat each other. That would also be nice.
We all have dreams, right?
Queue out to: Nas, If I Ruled The World
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Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:43:30 EDT (#)
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Most people prefer having someone from their country dominating them to someone from a foreign country dominating them
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-05-14 19:34:46 EDT (#)
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did you even read all of that shitfuck or was it too much for your brain to comprehend? im down for fucking people up that stand in the way of peace. who doesnt want peace?? i just wanna get drunk and high and have fun. if people stand in the way of that im always down to fuck em up. also- people did not make fun of me when i was fatter. i had the most friends of anyone in high school. i was extremely popular. not a popular dick head either that picked on you and all of your zit faced internet friends. i was the one that would save you from havin some jock give you a wedgie. i was cool with everyone as long as they didnt do me wrong. my senior year i weighed 300lbs and was voted friendliest in my senior class and i was nominated for prom king. what you got on that cocksmoker?
Submitted by Socialist_Joe (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:31:53 EDT (#)
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i think i must now kill you
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-05-14 14:16:42 EDT (#)
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What the fuck is wrong with you? You go from being a 'gangsta, drug dealer with friends in jail for first degree murder, to a sissy cocksmoking ass banger with prayers for world peace and love.
You're a fucking goof.
Beyond goof--you're a fat, ugly, undereducated little bitch.
My guess is when you were 'fatter' you had a hard time, kids made fun of the way you waddle, and the fact that your gut almost touches your knees. You internalized this hate and now it's made you a bitter fucked up liar. You'll say whatever it takes to get attention because in life, that's something you've never had enough of.
On the other hand, I own shares in McDicks and it's fat fucks like you that keep the share price high--so thanks alot pudge fuck.
Die.
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-27 06:34:46 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:50:34 EST (#)
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ha, eat my nuts bitch
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:32:42 EST (#)
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Do not use my submissions as billboards for your trash
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:06:57 EST (#)
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-0.43 for this masterpiece?
you fuckers. hahaha
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:04:44 EST (#)
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vomit dont likewhore your girlfriend on my post, thanks.
Are the people on this site seriously so fucked up that they dont want world peace?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:30:01 EST (#)
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Check this bitch out. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58253
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:23:08 EST (#)
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All I saw was blah, blah, blah.
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:19:09 EST (#)
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"I'd like to teach the world to sing
in perfect harmoneeeeeeeeee
I'd like to buy the world a coke
something something something"
Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-01 07:03:40 EST (#)
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http://www.ubersite.com/m/57227
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-02-01 06:46:26 EST (#)
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+2 because I agree with the sentiment, even though your actual post was wide of the mark (to say the least)
There is a golden age coming, if we're lucky. History is coming to a fork in the road and we will either go down the path of security and control or down another path, the consequences of which are difficult to forsee. I reckon it's a golden age but what do I know. Genetic engineering is what I'm talking about. All hail the immortal, regenerating, solar powered, all-seeing, all-knowing wunderkind of tommorows generation and the new age of the future!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:53:24 EST (#)
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hydrogen is actually very promising. it can run cars, factories, generators, EVERYTHING. Water and electricity, hmmmmmmmmmm. With electricity you can do anything.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:45:45 EST (#)
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Once peace spreads, oil prices will go down. This will basically fuck the corporations and hopefully still make oil rich countries rich. (I'm not good at economics, sorry). Since oil is not as profitable now, oil lobbyists and con artists will no longer block development of alternative energy.
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You should really look into peak oil, there is no such thing as an alternative to what we run on oil. Even if we had a solution, and a political will to address it, we'd still be 10 years too late. The sheer logistics of how much people rely on oil, particularly in North America, is insane. Estimates for shale oil and other alternative types of oils are always completely exaggerated. Nuclear is not only extremely dangerous, but it takes years to build (probably why Iran has been doing it) and, with current technology, you pretty much need oil to make the thing run. Hydrogen is a joke, it's electricity and water - that's great, but where the hell are you gonna get the electricity from? People's only real alternative is to start setting up things for themselves and their communities now and stop assuming that the power will never go off permanently because a lot of people are predicting that it just might start to in the next 5 years.
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-01 00:24:25 EST (#)
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wtf?
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:54:35 EST (#)
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i've never done a single drug other than weed and booze.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:47:57 EST (#)
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You know you're supposed to GRADUALLY stop taking the lithium, not go off it all at once.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-01-31 23:37:33 EST (#)
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A golden shower is coming.
Flush.