Elvis Worshipping Cock Hunting Pirate Camwhore... featuring Sylvester Stallone as "COBRA!" (2799 hits)
Category: GeneralRating: 1 on 14 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by FelizJBirth (View user info) at 2005-02-01 01:51:07 EST
This is my official entry for http://www.ubersite.com/m/58049
What do you mean it sucks? Fuck you, I'm an artist. I mean, it's a pirate who hunts cocks and worships Elvis. What more can you ask for? Wait, I don't want to know.
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Submitted by johnnyclubmasterson (user info) at 2005-02-08 01:46:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Marion Cobretti, the greatest action hero who ever lived.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-05 17:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Thank you for trying, and try harder next time.
Hell, you can't do any worse.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:16:49 (#)
Ranking: 0
as badass as Cobra is...you didn't include his car.
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He doesn't need his car anymore, he's got badass elf legs.
I really should have went for the full Cobra theme though, that would been cool. Cobra has gone overlooked for far too long for his witty one-liners, his skill and his total dedication to law enforcement.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:16:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
as badass as Cobra is...you didn't include his car.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:20:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No Comment
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-01 14:57:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:35:55 (#)
Ranking: 0
Disturbing. Or retarded. One of those.
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I think both is probably a good description.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:35:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Disturbing. Or retarded. One of those.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:33:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Check this bitch out. http://www.ubersite.com/m/58253
Submitted by theshrew (user info) at 2005-02-01 12:28:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
cobra woo!
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-01 04:55:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-01 04:44:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
please tell me that isn't remo williams. i'd never be able to watch him again.
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Nope, although I wish I had thought of that. It's the same face as on http://www.ubersite.com/m/57532
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-01 04:44:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
please tell me that isn't remo williams. i'd never be able to watch him again.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-01 02:03:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks, the whole image disturbs me... mostly due to my lack of Photoshop skills.
Although, I must say, the penises also disturb me. And I don't know why he's hunting them, or if Cobra is going to try and stop him... it would make a great movie.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-01 01:59:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
why the hell not?
Submitted by Wallstreet (user info) at 2005-02-01 01:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice job...
Though the penises (pensi?) he is holding are disturbing.