PS entry 3, for you sick fucks. (5368 hits)
Category: GraphicsRating: 1.95 on 87 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Loren (View user info) at 2005-02-01 16:16:59 EST
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58049
Pretty/artistic doesn't go very far on this site these days.
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Submitted by Rads_wife (user info) at 2005-06-16 00:45:09 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/cgi-bin/message_get.cgi?id=68315
WINNER!!!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-04-08 10:13:21 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/59496
I thought I already linked here. I mean, it's a bit late now, but hey.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Congratulations on the win
Till we meet again....
DUN DUN DUN
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-06 07:31:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
congrats on your win.
Submitted by icarus1987 (user info) at 2005-02-05 15:43:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Genius. But then, I'm sick.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:07:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
YES!
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:58:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53874
I see Pitbull!
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:07:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes. Oh yes.
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You are the queen.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:34:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, nothing from Carol. However, you get another +2 for kicking such gratuitous amounts of ass.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:32:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sweet. Now I have to scroll down to see what Carol Richards has said.
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-02 18:10:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best I've seen so far.
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:34:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Exchange this +2 for a beverage of your choice at one of our participating outlets.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:10:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
holy shit this fucking rules. i can't believe i haven't seen this one yet.
if this doesn't get first... i don't know what i'll do, but it'll be something horrific.
not that it matters, no one on here knows me, but you'll see it in the news. yeah! if this doesn't get first, just watch cnn for something big.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:10:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Beautiful work.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
benjamindover -
i have just spent the last several hours, reading every post you have ever done... and i have come to 1 conclusion: you need somone to stick it in your pooper. I humbly request that I am the one to perform the affore mentioned task.
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Finally, someone who knows what I need.
Submitted by MrE (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:07:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Happy Loren?
Submitted by MrE (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:55:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:59:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
Adamdidit2u-
When I make shadows I usually start out by aking a new layer. Then I use a dark grey brush to make a shape for the shadow. I make sure it's below/behind the layer/item i'm trying to shadow. Then i'll take the opacity down on the layer. Finally I take the eraser tool and use the brush version and select a size thats like an airbrush, and soften up the edges.
Just curious as to how you do it
My favorite trick is to use Render/lighting effects to make different elements all appear more the same. See my entry and you'll see it's yellow, but that was because the two starwars characters were already lit in yellow light.
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ONE of many, many ways to do a shadow, and in this case of making one on a lawn, I think this is the best way:
- use the lasso tool and roughly sketch out the area you want the shadow to fall on the background layer
- find a darker area of actual grass and copy and paste into another layer (or you can make it darker yourself after pasting).
- make that layer a "multiply" layer in the pull down menu
- adjust the layer opacity to what you think looks good
- add a 2 or 3 point gaussian blur
This takes about 20 seconds, and nothing looks more natural.
- to adjust one photo's color to another one, I usually go to IMAGE - ADJUST - SELECTIVE COLOR.
EVERYthing can be adjusted quickly and very accurately, and it's easily previewed that way.
-IMAGE - ADJUST - VARIATIONS is also a handy tool
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MrE - Shadows are easier when you just copy the layer and change the saturation so that it becomes black
Change the opacity
and the distort the image to fit as a shadow
You now have an exact copy of the object and not a guess-timated version
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:06:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
lucid (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:00:57 (#)
Ranking: 0
<< Pretty/artistic doesn't go very far on this site these days. >>
I think anyone can be an artist if all that means is compromising one's work so it can be appreciated by the lowest common denominator.
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You're really not that stupid, are you? Compromising my work? This is Ubersite, in case you forgot, and this is a 72pdi photoshopping GOOF contest.
With that said, please, eat me. I happened to get a huge kick out of this picture, and thoroughly enjoyed coming up with and executing the concept. Sorry it is too "below" you. (Not really.)
Submitted by lucid (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:00:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
<< Pretty/artistic doesn't go very far on this site these days. >>
I think anyone can be an artist if all that means is compromising one's work so it can be appreciated by the lowest common denominator.
Submitted by benjamindover (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:56:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i have just spent the last several hours, reading every post you have ever done... and i have come to 1 conclusion: you need somone to stick it in your pooper. I humbly request that I am the one to perform the affore mentioned task.
Submitted by Ainkara (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:21:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I bow to you
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:08:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Resounding sigh..
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:13:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
We have a winner
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:33:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hey! That's what happened to me! ;)
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 07:28:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesomeness
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-02 07:14:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Heyyyy Macarena!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-02 06:13:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Now if he gets in a fight, he kinda has no choice but to kick ass.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-02 05:57:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i really wanna learn me photoshop skills
Submitted by Walrus_King (user info) at 2005-02-02 05:47:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like it.
However, you can see where the leaping dog has been cut out (rough edges) and the other dog doesn't look as if it belongs. i.e. if you had taken a photo of a background and then glued the dog onto it, personally I don't know how to rectify this.
Just a little constructive critisim.
Oh yeah thanks for the -1, I did say that it was quick and dirty and in my entry when adamdidit4u told me that he liked my blank and told me that it was very clean I straight away told him that the blank was crap and you could see where I got everything from. You also missed out that I had left the shadow in.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-02 05:22:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good stuff.
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is good stuff.
I guess you already know this, being the pro that you are, but the leaping dog couldhave used more treatment with his lighting, and the shadow is in the slightly wrong place, but that's just being picky. This is better than anything I've done in photoshop yet, and Photoshop Contest #3 should have been a contest between Adam and Loren.
I will try harder on the next one. You guys are inspiring me... Time to dust off the classroom in a book and learn something.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-02 01:07:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Woooooooo
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:37:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:54:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
1.99 on 50 (now 51) reviews.
I wonder what everyone is going to vote for.
This, and Adam's star wars are going to go down to the wire.
...........................
hey man, i'm still clawing for honerable mention and the accompanying price ,the suzi homemaker "little bun in the oven" cooking set.
i hear it comes with two ligthbulbs. SWEET!
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:42:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
two questions:
a) how do you do shadows?
and
b) how did you make the blood on the right so realistic?
Submitted by JoshuaW (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:06:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Okay, I'm skunked.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:54:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
1.99 on 50 (now 51) reviews.
I wonder what everyone is going to vote for.
This, and Adam's star wars are going to go down to the wire.
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:44:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all! The
terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles!
-- Homer Simpson
Lisa's Rival
Submitted by Jaineix (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:27:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:11:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
OOPS I didn't notice everyone else +2'd this, and I hate to break a streak. Don't cry.
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Pretty good.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:07:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure unadulterated Loren.
Submitted by disgruntled (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:40:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:08:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awesome. Just awesome.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:33:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
what the fuck is wrong with you?
hahaha
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:21:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-01 19:02:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
btw loren, i forgot to thank you for the inspiration you gave me here:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56546#1069727
to do this:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:25:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HEY THAT'S ME...
Well not really but you know.
Awesome
Green Lantern
Submitted by chicagogirl (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:23:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
awesome
Submitted by Phinch (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:14:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Masterful.
And educational.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:14:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
You know, I was just imagining what the guy in this picture would think should he stumble across all of these fucked up images of himself being torn apart, molested, fighting... that would be teh awesome.
Submitted by KingHFB (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:13:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
mad awesome
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-01 18:00:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pure awesome.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:27:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well done, that is good.
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:20:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Free photoshop? Dammit, I don't have AIM right now...
Submitted by precision (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:09:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
How can somebody so attractive be so talented also! (and sorta twisted, but thats another story)
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-01 17:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Shizae, this is your lucky day.
I'm giving (yes, GIVING) it away. IM me... AIM = Dumb Bitchez
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:59:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Adamdidit2u-
When I make shadows I usually start out by aking a new layer. Then I use a dark grey brush to make a shape for the shadow. I make sure it's below/behind the layer/item i'm trying to shadow. Then i'll take the opacity down on the layer. Finally I take the eraser tool and use the brush version and select a size thats like an airbrush, and soften up the edges.
Just curious as to how you do it
My favorite trick is to use Render/lighting effects to make different elements all appear more the same. See my entry and you'll see it's yellow, but that was because the two starwars characters were already lit in yellow light.
----
ONE of many, many ways to do a shadow, and in this case of making one on a lawn, I think this is the best way:
- use the lasso tool and roughly sketch out the area you want the shadow to fall on the background layer
- find a darker area of actual grass and copy and paste into another layer (or you can make it darker yourself after pasting).
- make that layer a "multiply" layer in the pull down menu
- adjust the layer opacity to what you think looks good
- add a 2 or 3 point gaussian blur
This takes about 20 seconds, and nothing looks more natural.
- to adjust one photo's color to another one, I usually go to IMAGE - ADJUST - SELECTIVE COLOR.
EVERYthing can be adjusted quickly and very accurately, and it's easily previewed that way.
-IMAGE - ADJUST - VARIATIONS is also a handy tool
For more recipes, visit: http://www.ubersite.com/m/27221
;)
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:57:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
And I still don't have Photoshop...
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:56:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
PHAHAHA
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:55:38 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
well done
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:49:35 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
B@W
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:48:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:45:07 (#)
Ranking: 2
BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!!
This cracked me up.
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:47:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yum.
Submitted by j0andre1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:47:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wait... that's fake
Submitted by Robob (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:45:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Those are some lucky dogs.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:45:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BAD DOG, BAD FUCKING DOG!!!!
Submitted by RandomJose (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:42:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:25:31 (#)
Ranking: 1
I could give you some pointers on making shadows more realistic, and the process (es) are very simple and quick. ;)
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I noticed this on another post, and would love to get some pointers on pretty much anything.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:40:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now that's good eatin!
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:39:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Outstanding. I think you deserve a hand!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:37:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Pregunta
When I make shadows I usually start out by aking a new layer. Then I use a dark grey brush to make a shape for the shadow. I make sure it's below/behind the layer/item i'm trying to shadow. Then i'll take the opacity down on the layer. Finally I take the eraser tool and use the brush version and select a size thats like an airbrush, and soften up the edges.
Just curious as to how you do it
My favorite trick is to use Render/lighting effects to make different elements all appear more the same. See my entry and you'll see it's yellow, but that was because the two starwars characters were already lit in yellow light.
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 because I laughed my ass off and then my boss came up behind me and laughed his ass off instead of handing my ass to me.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:34:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
man, why did i even bother
Submitted by Auf-Der-Maur (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:33:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That...is awesome
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:33:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Reminds me of that video game...I forget the name...It was like Mortal Kombet or Street Fighter, but you can rip the other guy's arm off and he kept fighting.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:32:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nope, it doesn't.
YOU are the best ever! (pronounced evah)
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:31:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
At 300% I can see some mistakes.
But what kind of asshole looks at these things at 300%
Very nice.
Submitted by Smurfs (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:30:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
his poor arm :(
Submitted by Monarch (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:26:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is true quality.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:25:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Tis just a flesh wound"
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:21:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is even more painful than it looks.
-- Homer Simpson
Brother from the Same Planet
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:21:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
oh man, i just got photoshop.
im in awe of your abilities.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:20:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I chuckled. I am a sick fuck. It's to be expected though. Look at my name for christ's sake.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:20:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Fuck it...contest over....best ever!!
Submitted by ihurtFeellings (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:18:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good job. +2 for the excessive violence.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:18:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Come on, honey. You work yourself stupid for this family. If anyone
deserves to be wrapped up in seaweed and buried in mud, it's you.
-- Homer Simpson
Home Sweet Homediddly-Dum-Doodily
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-01 16:18:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best contest entry ever!