Here Kitty Kitty Kitty! (643 hits)
Category: Quotes & Stories -> PoetryRating: -1.87 on 24 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Rick (View user info) at 2005-02-01 20:09:03 EST
The other day, I ran over a cat
Crushed his guts, and he went splat
I drove on; there was no looking back
His body now covered with my tire track
I wonder what his name was...
Perhaps it was Mittens, or Twinkle Toes, Boo Boo, or Whiskers
Now his name is Roadkill
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Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:59:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
And???
Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:51:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
fermented fuckstick
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:47:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
hilarious
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:47:10 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TrickyRicky (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:03:39 (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, it was just a poem I made up. You guys are too uptight
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WRONG. It's a disturbing and horribly written "poem" with an absolutely disgusting picture. Tasteless and talentless. Now, here's a nice kitty post.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58383
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:45:07 EST (#)
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Cock-pillow.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-02 04:38:18 EST (#)
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oh poor cat...
*weeps*
Submitted by Shizae (user info) at 2005-02-02 00:43:28 EST (#)
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Cunt.
Submitted by Rokinroj (user info) at 2005-02-02 00:36:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Seriously, the whole "I hate cats" thing is so TransAm, so Tubbs & Crocket. It's ok if you grow up now. Really it is.
Rokinroj
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-02 00:21:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dumb fat nigger
Submitted by TrickyRicky (user info) at 2005-02-01 23:03:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Wow, it was just a poem I made up. You guys are too uptight
Submitted by JoshuaW (user info) at 2005-02-01 22:08:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You blow more than Monica Lewinsky in heat.
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I happen to quite like big cats... YOU'RE A SUPERVILLAIN AREN'T YOU!!!
Die evildoer
Greeny
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:44:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fuck you, you dirtbag sack of shit. You enjoy murdering animals? You bedwetting cockgobbler.
Submitted by Lmarie22000 (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
that sucked ass.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:24:29 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Horrible
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-01 21:05:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
What is this crap?
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:55:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2s for life from me, buddy-boy.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:40:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
+2 for the poem, -4 for the picture.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:27:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Tasteless and not even funny.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:26:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:24:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Yup!
Submitted by espo (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:16:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I want my 10 seconds back.
Submitted by ellsmall (user info) at 2005-02-01 20:14:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Are you an artist? Because I hear serial killer art is really in demand.