There's no simple satisfaction so singularly splendid as painting people's picket pailings pink (711 hits)
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Submitted by FuckTheArmy (View user info) at 2005-02-02 05:04:28 EST
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Who knew it took all day to put a coat of paint on 10 yards of picket fence? I got sunburn on my feet. Then I went and got pissed with a bunch of people I've quite frankly never met before, and I think I'm talking out my arse again. Plus I'm falling for the fat woman.
I like her. She's a really good hugger. If things actually pan out (which I really can't be sure of, even if we do like each other that much, since it's a long way from my city to hers) then the whole shared interest in rugby is probably a bonus too.
Then there's the paint in my hair, oh no, my long beautiful manly hippy hair! It washed right out. The only downside to my long-distance friend is that, well okay there's two, but distance aside, she's a freakin' religious believer. Puts going to church ahead of seeing me.
Bah. We're gonna have some issues. (On the plus side, conflict is sex.)
/end rant/
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Submitted by mrwolf (user info) at 2005-02-04 07:09:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm a pom. Never burnt in my life- you generalising bastard!
+2 because I have no idea what your post is talking about, but it sounds funny.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-04 06:31:00 EST (#)
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tis damn cold in London today.
Anyway I come from Ireland... where its probably raining.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:39:43 EST (#)
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Sorry. I guess I just made an ass out of you and me both. But still, London, it's cosmopolitan and all, but what's the chances?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:33:18 EST (#)
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um... yes, was actually kidding about you coming and getting me. And yes know its hot - I've been there..
oh and I'm not a pom.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:20:58 EST (#)
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Poms on a beach are like bacon in a frying pan, Merlina. So if you do come, bring plenty of sunscreen.
And no, I am not paying for your ticket. We do not actually know each other. Nonetheless, Ubercon Aus should be on in Sydney next week... Does anyone have any better details than next saturday?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:56:40 EST (#)
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for the title.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:49:07 EST (#)
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I want to be in Sydney... come and get me...please... its freezing here.
*sob*
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:31:53 EST (#)
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Also: I don't burn easy. It was really hot. Like, you call 20 degrees C hot in the UK? We call that a cold day.
As far as that friend of mine goes, no, I'm pretty sure she's not one to freak out about sex before marriage. I'm just enough of an atheist to have issues with people who believe in god or go to church.
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:27:21 EST (#)
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Merlina, it is nearly always sunny in Sydney. As far as feeling creative, well unless I've got an actual story idea, that's as good as it gets for me right there.
Mike, I try to, but with most matches televised at 3am here, I don't catch them all.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:28:08 EST (#)
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+2 for groundhog day!
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:31:09 EST (#)
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Rugby needs to start now. At 114 for 3 after 28 overs, it's embarrassing to be a cricket playing nation right now.
Submitted by Squijee (user info) at 2005-02-02 08:40:21 EST (#)
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This +2 is purely for the title.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-02 08:31:23 EST (#)
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TheSpook, if you lived in the rain in London you would understand exactly what I meant
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-02 08:26:15 EST (#)
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You painted all day, in the sun (hence sunburn) and instead of feeling creative and chilled you are pissed off?!?
Man, some people don't know when they've got it good..
I don't know what the fuck that means, but it sure sounds stupid.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-02 07:37:53 EST (#)
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+2 for rugby. You gonna be watching the 6 Nations, wherever you are?
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-02 06:36:17 EST (#)
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Just a minute..
You painted all day, in the sun (hence sunburn) and instead of feeling creative and chilled you are pissed off?!?
Man, some people don't know when they've got it good..
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-02 05:51:59 EST (#)
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But surely she'll wait for a shiny-ass finger-ring before letting you into her not-as-shiny mid-thigh-ring? Very devout people have that habit... and they use less hyphens.