Nude Pictures of Nicole3 (6401 hits)
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Submitted by Nicole <nakita963.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-02 09:44:51 EST
Yes, I'm serious. I have posted a nude picture of myself in an effort to get you to read this fucking post.
ÜberCon Las Vegas is fast approaching. A group of us nerds pretending to be cool (well, some of really are cool) will descend on Las Vegas March 10-13. We still have some room for those of you who want to come. Feel free to stop by for a day or spend a few nights and sleep with your choice of AJ, Bart or Munkeypants. Heck, here is the list of those I have who are definitely going to be there, so feel free to sleep with/molest any of them:
JMG114
Antluvdog
Apollo88
GodChicken
PolyamorousAJ
EatMeCompletely
Jay
TigerLilly
Screamfeeder
1.21GW
Judokah
Flack
Fogie
AlwaysAnEagle
MyNameIsTim
Munkeypants
Screamfeeder
These are the people who said they were coming but I haven't heard from in a while so please let me know if you are still planning on attending:
Herpes
Chris Evans
NetProphet
Badlands
TotallyUseless
Kristen
Icarus9mm
Phoenix
Boz
Here is the post with all of the specifics:
http://www.ubersite.com/m/53980
The only thing that needs added is that the rate for Thursday night is $120-something. Of course, feel free to stay anywhere you want but the first group of names listed will all be staying at the Paradise.
We are in the process of putting together plans for what we are going to do (other than drinking, going to strip clubs, picking up hookers, gambling and fornicating in elevators) so if you want any input sign up for the email list at:
http://lists.whirlycott.com/mailman/listinfo/ubervegas/
Also, if you are on the list above and are not attending or are not on the list and want to go, let me know so I can add your name. Jay is putting together a collage of all of the attendees:
http://www.geocities.com/jgreening072/group1.jpg
And now for the grand finale, what you have read through this entire, boring post for, the money-shot...
User Reviews
Submitted by William_Q_Percy (user info) at 2005-03-24 18:07:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Holy shit.
It may or may not scare you to know that my linear algebra prof from second year looks a lot like that. Well built upper body, pretty face, and long luxurious hair. The jewish levels of body hair... I couldn't tell you.
Awesome job, Loren. This +2 is for you!
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-23 20:37:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-14 17:01:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
you have a great rack!
How often do you shampoo it?
Submitted by creep_firebombing (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:19:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
skeet skeet sk..."AW GROSS!!!"
ha ha
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAR HAR... Good Photoshop!
Submitted by jonukah (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:46:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Perhaps Nicole and I shouldn't have children.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:24:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
If you make it two weeks later, I'll be 21 and able to attend.
FUCK my birthday is on Good Friday. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK. That is SHIT. Fuck you, Jesus. Eat my ass.
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:19:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to go, but ... school. Count me out. I already tried a weekend away and it was stupid. If I go to Vegas, I'm staying more than 2 days. Hope you all have fun! If you don't have fun in Vegas, try jumping off the overpass of I-15 over Tropicana before going home because your life must really suck.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:08:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
now that i could enjoy that picture, i must agree with 1.21gignuts...even on a man's body, you are still "mad hot."
vegas is going to rock.
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:13:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Where is Jonukah?
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:04:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd hit that. Unfortunately, I'm underage, so I won't be joining all you wonderful people in Vegas.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 17:00:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Man, I filed my tax-returns, and found out I'm getting 1,000 back.
So, of course, I was super excited.
I was planning on using that money in the following ways:
1. Pay aj back for the flight, that way he's not expecting ass.
2. Pay for my stupid bridesmaid dresses (TWO of them, dammit)
3. Have money in Vegas!
But then I went to the dentist today. Apparently I need a ROOT CANAL.
Said root canal costs...
You guessed it- 1,000.
My dental insurance (for some crazy fucking reason) doesn't cover root canals.
Woe is me.
woe.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:16:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Nair
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:13:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
amazing, put Nude pictures of nicole in a post title and you have a recipe for 5k hits
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-02 16:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
This is three away from top-ten most heated.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:56:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you need to show AJ how to play edward 40 hands? what kind of person goes through adolescence without ever playing edward 40 hands? that is actually somewhat disturbing.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-02 15:09:56 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Dammit Nicole, way to leave me out. You have money for me, do you actually think that i won't show to pick up the goods? hehe. I have to come, me and Rizzo need to talk Eagles football and I told AJ I'd show him how to play the best game ever- Edward Forty-Hands. -1 cause you left me out. wtf.
-BongZilla
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:38:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:27:53 (#)
Ranking: 2
"Um, that's not me in the picture with Nicole's head, I hear it's Jonukah. I'm actually bigger (but fatter - as in I wiegh more) than that guy, I think."
I knew it's not you. I know you're the biggest fucker here and I want to knee chop you. If that's doable.
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I think Method is bigger.
Your knee chop comment made me laugh out loud - Uber always makes me forget I'm in an office building.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:27:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"Um, that's not me in the picture with Nicole's head, I hear it's Jonukah. I'm actually bigger (but fatter - as in I wiegh more) than that guy, I think."
I knew it's not you. I know you're the biggest fucker here and I want to knee chop you. If that's doable.
Submitted by Cal (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:24:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice Tits
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:11:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Here is another comment to add a little heat and to let people know my plans for Vegas:
I'm working in Arizona the week before, then I plan on driving up relatively early on Friday, assuming a 4 to 6 PM arrival time... Oh wait, Nevada is Pacific time, correct? So that would make it 3 to 5 PM... Anyways, I haven't made hotel plans because I'm a little worried about my job fucking things up for me that Friday afternoon, but I will sleep on anyone's floor or cot (or 'if you think I'm sexy, and you want me body, girl you just let me know' and I'll keep you warm in bed). I would generously compensate the owners of said room with cash to help pay expenses.
I know all of the rooming list info is on the email list and I will do this there later, but my inbox is flooded and I need to weed through all that shit.
Submitted by 1Point21Gigawatts (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:54:27 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go just to fight 1.21W. He looks huge. I want to give it a try...and die gloriously.
Didn't Corn_Nugget made a post to confirm her attendance?
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Um, that's not me in the picture with Nicole's head, I hear it's Jonukah. I'm actually bigger (but fatter - as in I wiegh more) than that guy, I think.
But yeah you should come, I rarely fight when sober, only when I'm drunk, and that usually gives pretty much anyone a good chance of winning.
By the way, even with her head pasted on a hairy man's body, Nicole is still a mad hottie.
Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-02 14:04:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'll know for sure in roughly three weeks. I'll be heading out west, and when I return, I'll need to figure out my finances and see if it's in the cards. Since I have been looking at flights and shit (at the many many requests of Corinne), I've noticed if I fly out on Wednesday, almost every flight is cheaper. Anyone going to be there on Wednesday night?
After seeing the picture, I will be hitting on Nicole at least twice. Hairy chest on hairy chest feels absolutely exquisite.
I mean.... I've heard...
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:57:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'D FUCK ME!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
so that's what you look like under your clothes, eh?
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:33:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Done and Done.
Nothing like planning on spending a significant amount of time and money with people you don't know.
Should be entertaining.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:31:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't forget corn nugget!!!
w000t!
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 13:24:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for groundhog day!
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:09:28 (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to attend, if you guys don't mind an unknown crashing in on your lil get together.
I'm sure nobody would mind. I don't know more than half the people that are going to be there. Just sign up for the mailing list and send out an email to let your presence be known.
Submitted by shitfuck (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:25:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates twice>
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:07:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
*puts penis away disappointedly*
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-02 12:01:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<ejaculates>
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:56:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Why would you ASK for permission, yewslus?
ESPECIALLY to a FUTURE Mrs?
You don't ask...you TELL.
You are off to a rough start...have fun in prison the next 8 years or so.
Submitted by Totally_useless (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:49:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Yeah.
Get me off the list.
I was so hopin' for a little Uber-poonani, but, alas, the future Mrs. Yewslus said no.
Please have streaming video available for my <ejaculates> enjoyment.
Submitted by EatMeCompletely (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:44:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Only my mom and dad are allowed to offer my name up for molestation. You have a pretty face, but your chest is a little hairy for my liking. If you shaved it, you'd be like a ten. Seriously.
Submitted by L-Gizzle (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i wish i could go and meet some of you guys, but my ghey midget prostitutes need me here.......and i'm broke
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:44:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
WOWZA!!
Nice bod Jonukah! I can't stop looking at it.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:35:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
It really is Jonukah's. I'm sure he appreciates the compliment.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:24:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
What I want to know is whose body is that really???
Very nice!!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-02 11:23:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
What is this world coming too ?
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58412
Click above to find out.....
Submitted by JMG114 (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:43:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hotter than Jonukah.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:29:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Sugardick" is better than sugartits....
Or is it ?
Wouldn't that shit melt in the rain ?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:27:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
She's just kidding.
It's "Sugardick".
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:27:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Has apollo <ejaculated> yet?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:23:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:17:30 (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:12:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Feel free to drop my name around either MGM Grand, Mirage or Bellagio and use my comps- and believe me, there's lots of them there. But you have to gamble a minimum of 4-6 hours a day to get them.
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Don't tempt me. I do know your "real" name. Sugartits.
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SHLONGY'S real name is "SUGARTITS" ???
That's just wrong....
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:20:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Then you can work it, TigerLily. See hwat you can get out of them. All three of those properties count as ONE PROPERTY with "The Players Club".
Just don't share the top secret info. I'll be in Vegas in September and will need SOME credit remaining on my account so I can stay and eat for free.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:17:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:12:34 (#)
Ranking: 1
Feel free to drop my name around either MGM Grand, Mirage or Bellagio and use my comps- and believe me, there's lots of them there. But you have to gamble a minimum of 4-6 hours a day to get them.
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Don't tempt me. I do know your "real" name. Sugartits.
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:12:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
hairy tits turn me on...is that wrong?
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:12:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
This sounds like a lot of fun- but alas, upon my return from Breckenridge, Colorado next week, my next gambling trip will be, once again, the goddamn Trump Plaza in Atlantic City March 6-7.
Feel free to drop my name around either MGM Grand, Mirage or Bellagio and use my comps- and believe me, there's lots of them there. But you have to gamble a minimum of 4-6 hours a day to get them.
I'd wanna be there to spoon, and slurp, with the girls...and play drums on Apollo's head. With my fists...Like bongos.
Submitted by Kre8rix (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:09:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd like to attend, if you guys don't mind an unknown crashing in on your lil get together.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:08:04 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
aaahahaha, ummm, yep...
That is supposed to be the Flamingo, not Paradise. For some reason I was thinking about another place when I was writing this.
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:06:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
"the first group of names listed will all be staying at the Paradise. "
I thought we were staying at The "Flamingo." ??
Not that it makes a difference to me either way, just want to be sure.
I laughed the entire time I was doctoring that photo, and I gagged a little too.
It was NOT easy to accomplish, as anyone at any time could, and did pass by my area. As a matter of fact, my gay coworker stood chatting with me for a few minutes and didn't even look at it on my monitor, and I have a 21" monitor, it's really not easy to miss. Fuck it, what are they going to do? FIRE me? AHAHAHA. Ah well.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:04:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'm going- for sure.
Submitted by Avals (user info) at 2005-02-02 10:01:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
+2 because you're hawt!
-1 because I can't fucking attend ... again!
Fuck you bitches for living so far away!
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:58:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
ok, so Phoenix and Netprophet off, Cornnugget on
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:55:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
NetProphet isn't 21. So I don't believe he'll be going.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:54:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I'd go just to fight 1.21W. He looks huge. I want to give it a try...and die gloriously.
Didn't Corn_Nugget made a post to confirm her attendance?
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:53:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for the picture of Fabio!
Submitted by GodChicken (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:53:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
ahahahaha
Phoenix said something to me about not being able to make it, plans for being in europe during that time period possibly.
Kristen, well, she's not got a computer right now from what I know. Anybody with her new phone # isn't coming forward.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:53:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You rule, plain and simple.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
That has to be the funniest picture I have EVER seen.
Nicole, you really do have some balls!! ;)
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:51:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I want to plait your hair... Which ones i'll leave to your imagination...
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:50:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
That picture is more disturbing than the one that I made of the old guy in the next office's head on a lingerie model's body.
Submitted by Nicole3 (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:46:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Thanks to the photoshop queen, Loren for the above picture. If you couldn't tell who that frighteningly hairy and ripped chest belongs to it is our beloved Jonukah. He really likes being topless.
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-02 09:45:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
is it wrong i stll masturbated over this?