What the Hell is that on the side of your head? (638 hits)
Category: HumorRating: 1.43 on 7 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
Submitted by Atomiknight <fort_weyrleader.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-02 19:49:17 EST
Y'know, there I was, sitting in Psychology class. Perfectly normal day. My last class.
But I started getting bored, so I start to look at things closely.
The grains of graphite my pencil lays on the paper. Not too interesting.
The little milling marks left on the desk. Again, not too interesting, but at least I can make out some patterns.
My professor. A pretty normal looking guy, I guess. Smart, nice guy too. But something starts to catch my attention.
Do you have any idea how funny the human ear looks? It's so weird! Just looking at it, I couldn't help but smile. Imagine that, that funny looking thing is attached to the side of his head and he doesn't even seem to realize it. Doesn't he KNOW that there is a humorous growth sticking out there like an afterthought?
It's actually getting funny to the point that I'm trying to keep from laughing. His head, it keeps moving. The EAR keeps moving around! And he doesn't even realize how funny he looks! Standing up there, in front of the whole room, with funny ears! It's absurd!
I look around. EVERYONE ELSE HAS THEM TOO! NOBODY realizes how funny those odd-looking growths on the sides of their heads are! All of them, sitting there in total seriousness, totally unaware that there are absolutely hilarious fleshy protrusions on their noggins! Do they know, and are just pretending they don't exist?
Big, small, round, thin, they're all the same. The same rediculous shape of whatever it is on the sides of their heads! It's like a secret, an inside joke that everyone and no one is in on! And ITS GREAT!
"Ha ha!"
"What? Pat?"
I gasp. The secret was out! They KNEW! I feel my ears turn red. My EARS. Now everyone would look at MY FUNNY EARS!
The class goes back on the professor. Whew. That was close. I'll have to be more careful not to get carried away again.
I notice the little grains of graphite that my pencil leaves on the paper...
User Reviews
Submitted by Calvinhobbes (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:07:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
lol...how true.
After I read this, I couldn't help but look at everyone's ears and smile.
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:19:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've thought the exact same thing before.
Also: Try stretching your (face) cheeks to the side with your hands a la goatse, and look at your uncovered jaw in a mirror. Really strange.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:53:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
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Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-02 20:25:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
funny, and the last sentence made it really good.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 20:22:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for groundhog day!
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:54:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Funny, could be a little better. But it definetely made me chuckle.
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-02 19:52:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
.....huh?