Name my baby (3048 hits)
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Submitted by Vomit (View user info) at 2005-02-02 21:09:28 EST
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Submitted by nrduncan (user info) at 2005-02-15 16:56:51 EST (#)
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DIE
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-11 15:50:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-08 08:41:32 (#)
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How about Malakey
(irish name)
or Connor
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I like Malakey
Submitted by UberPirate (user info) at 2005-02-11 08:33:44 EST (#)
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Arrrrr!!
Submitted by zakalwe (user info) at 2005-02-08 11:52:09 EST (#)
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stain
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-08 08:41:32 EST (#)
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How about Malakey
(irish name)
or Connor
Submitted by Danger_Ranger (user info) at 2005-02-08 04:24:50 EST (#)
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Hey shit for brains, how's about Your Dad's a Fuckwit?
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-08 04:20:19 EST (#)
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Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:59:26 (#)
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napolean dynamite
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No! Fuck no, in fact!
Name it...
T.N.T. BONAPART!
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-08 04:05:01 EST (#)
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You are a very good sport... Please do let us know the name finally decided upon.
Submitted by jayjonze (user info) at 2005-02-07 20:54:38 EST (#)
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How about
Mymomanddadarewhitetrashlosers.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:24:49 EST (#)
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call it "Doo Doo Jones"
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:45:32 EST (#)
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fartman is a Stephen King fan?
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:30:15 EST (#)
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What about Mordred.
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:23:56 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-07 09:39:22 (#)
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Well after seeing Paul McCartney sing Hey Jude last night, my girlfriend wants to name our baby Jude. Am I wrong when I think this is a womans name?
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If she keeps that up, at least go for Julian. Then she's happy because she can call it Jude, and you can call it Julie.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:19:07 EST (#)
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What about Minus II Holmes?
Submitted by jack11058 (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:24:09 EST (#)
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i vote for
Goatse
Submitted by MeanderingPoet (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:09:07 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by knucklesnelson (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:59:26 EST (#)
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napolean dynamite
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:52:58 EST (#)
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Jesus Danger.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:48:13 EST (#)
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The kid was so fucking close to being named Anakin until her fucking mother stepped in and said she hated it...guess her opinion means more than mine...bitch.
Submitted by TheJedi (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:44:33 EST (#)
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Luke??
Benjamin?? (Ben)(OB1)
ANAKIN!!!!
I'd go with Luke...
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:39:13 EST (#)
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Jude is borderline verring sharply toward chicks name. Guarenteed to make his entire school life hell.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-07 09:39:22 EST (#)
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Well after seeing Paul McCartney sing Hey Jude last night, my girlfriend wants to name our baby Jude. Am I wrong when I think this is a womans name?
Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-02-07 05:40:18 EST (#)
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Call it Adam. Theres no take-the-piss insults you can have with that name, no kids can call him names.. Adam holmes. Works doesn't it. Can be called a 'religious' name(if you are at all) Can't be shortened into a shitty nickname.
Adam it is then.
Submitted by whiskey_jack (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:04:02 EST (#)
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Presenting the average sized list of half-assed names:
Pwned
minustwodie
Broken or Bracken
Harry or any other H name for alliteration
Joe Panama(kick ass mafia name)
Bunt
Tubgirl
Chester( so he can be called Chester the Molester)
Bruce(if named this he will become a tough guy and most likely a bouncer)
Peener McGiantcocknballs
Submitted by d_prime (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:36:22 EST (#)
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Derick. After me, the pinnacle of awesome.
Only do that if your baby is awesome. If not, name him Joesph, or Evan, because those names suck.
Submitted by shileaux (user info) at 2005-02-06 13:28:20 EST (#)
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for your girlfriend:
Simon Forrester Holmes
Anita Brianna Holmes
for you:
Thisaint Your Holmes
Bringthe Bread Holmes
Batholemew Vomitus Holmes
Submitted by Technoboy (user info) at 2005-02-06 06:39:06 EST (#)
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"Dodgy" Dave Holmes. If you call your kid Dave then it will be born dodgy, with a wealth of shady buisness contacts and the thieving skills of an art thief.
Submitted by Viciousriffs (user info) at 2005-02-06 04:32:57 EST (#)
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And she shall be known as Tiamat, the goddess of the black dragons..... today, Satan has smiled upon this one. Lift up thine eyes, and revel in the dark gift that hath been bestowed upon thee. No ordinary child, she, but rather the bringer of doom!
Or Trogdor, if it's a boy. Can't argue that one.
Submitted by urbaneruralite (user info) at 2005-02-05 20:59:43 EST (#)
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Calhoun for a boy
Trillian for a girl
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-05 13:15:18 EST (#)
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Either Cornhole or Megatron.
Either way you just can't go wrong!
Submitted by dumbass2345 (user info) at 2005-02-05 12:54:17 EST (#)
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Seth for a boy, Helena for a girl
Submitted by project_nessa (user info) at 2005-02-05 11:58:07 EST (#)
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Ophelia for a girl, Jonathan for a boy
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-05 11:43:14 EST (#)
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How's about you carry on the family name? "Fucking Useless."
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:56:05 EST (#)
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For some inexplicable reason, I want to name your baby George.
I don't care if it's a girl. George.
Listen to me.
GEORGE.
Submitted by Katastrofadark (user info) at 2005-02-05 07:11:18 EST (#)
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I like Austin Holmes.
Submitted by ahdragos (user info) at 2005-02-05 01:46:28 EST (#)
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I like ownatron. But even better then that is Trogdor. And sticking the Trogdor theme I propose Burninating. He'd be kewl because he's associated with Trogdor, and his name would be Burninating Holmes for fuck sakes! Whats kewler then that name? Nothing. Hence the reason you must name him that or he'll be doomed to a life of mediocrity. TROGDOR!!!!!!! Burninating the country side! Trogdor!
Submitted by Lost_Gator_Fan (user info) at 2005-02-04 20:07:01 EST (#)
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I'd have to go with Megatron or Snake-Eyes. But to stick with that same theme, there's also
Zartan
Metroplex
Tomax & Xamot (for twins)
Grimlock
LGF
Submitted by CanucksFan (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:50:52 EST (#)
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minustwo
Submitted by tomato-soup (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:22:12 EST (#)
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its not your baby tard
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:42:00 EST (#)
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money pit
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:26:36 EST (#)
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Unkas
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:17:00 EST (#)
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Thor Justice (surname)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:08:54 EST (#)
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A boy eh?
Here are some GIJoe inspired names:
Road Block
Tunnel Rat
Wet Suit
Snake-Eyes (Fucking winner right there)
And some extras:
B.A. Baracus
Wesley Willis
Eric Idle
Whip it Good
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:38:33 EST (#)
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Trust me, John is in the running.
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:31:09 EST (#)
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In all seriousness, have you thought about just John if it's a boy? I mean, it's a hell of a legacy to name him after.
Submitted by WillZone (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:18:38 EST (#)
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Bart
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:46:12 EST (#)
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Get gone bungpirate.
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:42:10 EST (#)
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what about Moses?
Submitted by Fleadh (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:42:04 EST (#)
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Brendan Holmes
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:26:42 EST (#)
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Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:42:14 (#)
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so when is this kid going to be born, anyway?
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May 15 is the due date.
Submitted by Adona (user info) at 2005-02-04 07:42:26 EST (#)
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Nucking Futz or Spartacus.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-04 06:23:30 EST (#)
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agnid
agnid do
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:41:44 EST (#)
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Fucker McCrotchsnatcher
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:42:14 EST (#)
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so when is this kid going to be born, anyway?
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:31:23 EST (#)
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Megatron - Holy shit yes.
I also liked Mashed Potato Jones and Tyrannosaurus Rex.
and Foster Holmes.
Submitted by UlfGabe (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:50:45 EST (#)
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"Megatron"
i second this motion.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:42:41 EST (#)
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Megatron. You can't go wrong.
Submitted by BadSamaritan (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:01:52 EST (#)
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Fukyoo Holmes
Idadick Holmes
The posibilities are endless. Could make for a fun first day of school.
Whats your name little boy?
Submitted by STIXS (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:54:33 EST (#)
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Charlton Zalman *last name*, then the kids can call him Chuckles the Fish, or Charlton...whichever is most appropriate...
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:49:14 EST (#)
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Call the sprog Shazam. Works for both sexes and everytime you say there name you can hold your hands palms out and open and close your fists in the style of Lo Pan.
Green Lantern
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:41:52 EST (#)
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I liked Jazz Slammer...
There was a kid in my graduating class named 'Willy Dick'. True story. Willy, not short for William. I didn't know until I saw his name on the list they printed out on my grad shirt. Also, I know a guy named Harry Dick. I don't think they're related, Dick is a common last name for natives where I live, and names like Willy and Harry are pretty common for first names.
LEGEND OF HOP JOT
that's an anagram of my username, and a darn fine name for a lad.
Here is my favourite anagram of my real name, and the one I would most love to see you use:
JOHNNY PENIS DANA ELLE
hee hee...my name contains the name Johnny Penis.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:22:05 EST (#)
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Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:11:12 (#)
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Go for the symbol like Prince and refer to it as:
The baby formerly known as fetus
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Winner of most creative of the day!!
Submitted by Kazzerax (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:22:02 EST (#)
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I like Damnit.
And Whatup.
And Zak.
Submitted by Death_Metal_Dude (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:12:48 EST (#)
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SWARMING VULGAR MASS OF INFECTED VIRULENCY
Submitted by FelizJbirth (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:11:12 EST (#)
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Go for the symbol like Prince and refer to it as:
The baby formerly known as fetus
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:30:29 EST (#)
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How does "Tom" sound?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:50:11 EST (#)
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And it's a boy...
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:49:51 EST (#)
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who the fuck is carol rogers?
Submitted by mles76 (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:44:22 EST (#)
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Carol Rogers
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:43:39 EST (#)
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Actually, I still like the name I picked the most...If I named him Foster Holmes, I could make his middle name Care.
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:36:14 EST (#)
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latah holmes
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:34:37 EST (#)
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I gave you the best suggestion of the whole bunch, butt burglar.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:31:03 EST (#)
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Yeah, thanks schlongy...I owe you one...fucknut.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:29:05 EST (#)
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Excuse me...Most heated. And I helped it along..
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:28:27 EST (#)
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A post with no content makes MVA.
Interesting. I bet your life is now complete.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:18:53 EST (#)
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Hehe
Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:59:12 EST (#)
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Name it after the father.
Mailman!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:43:40 EST (#)
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Spawn Holmes...I fucking like it!
Submitted by cleanfornow (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:33:02 EST (#)
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Spawn Holmes
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:31:20 EST (#)
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Woohoo!! Just passed one of carolrichards posts on most heated!!
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:20:20 EST (#)
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Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:13:58 (#)
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Jack Handy John Holmes
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggoneit, people like his giant cock
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That wasn't Jack Handy you fuckin dipshit, that was Stuart Smalley, Al Franken's portrayal of his gay liberal lover.
Submitted by Tastycat (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:13:58 EST (#)
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Jack Handy John Holmes
He's good enough, he's smart enough, and doggoneit, people like his giant cock.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:12:29 EST (#)
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True, but I could just name him Horse Cock Holmes.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:40 EST (#)
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Naming your child 'Johnny Wadd' Holmes will guarantee your child employment in the adult-film industry, a very lucrative field of endeavor.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:10:04 EST (#)
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http://www.erikandanna.com/Humor/DeepThoughts/deep_thoughts_.htm
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:05:30 EST (#)
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Where you find those jack handey things?
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:03:56 EST (#)
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Come on...
As in just born?
Worth a +1?, at least?
Sorry I forgot.......
"begging" is not cool
Submitted by Yes (user info) at 2005-02-03 15:03:52 EST (#)
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Trogdor!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:58:57 EST (#)
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Nah, Foster is still better.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:56:01 EST (#)
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I GOT IT!!!!!!!
Boy or Girl...........
NEW HOLMES!!!!!!
I WIN!
I WIN!
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:49:26 EST (#)
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Sword - That is the most thought out reply I have every heard. And funny as shit.
Submitted by sword (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:43:00 EST (#)
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As a parent it is your moral responsibility to name the boy "Ownatron". You see in the future robots will handle everything for humanity and only the people who build and design robots will have jobs.
With a classy name like Ownatron your boy will from the very start of his life be interested in robots. There will be reminders of it everytime someone says his name. Since his name sounds like some kind of kickass robot he will have positive feelings about robots and imagine himself as one. Having a lifelong obsession with robots will put him ahead of the human children when it comes time to find a job as a robot builder/handler.
Also when evil robots take over the world they won't kill your son. Inside their metal brains they will think "Should we kill that guy? Ownatron? Nah he sounds like a robot, we better leave him alive".
Thus if you don't name your baby Ownatron it will tantamount to murdering him.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:22:27 EST (#)
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You did, Sass...I love that shit. Cracks me up every time.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-03 14:16:35 EST (#)
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haha! did i inspire you to write all of these deep thoughts as replies? that would be pretty pimp.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 13:44:54 EST (#)
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Vomit-The next generation
Submitted by bossk (user info) at 2005-02-03 13:36:03 EST (#)
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Vomit - A New Hope
Submitted by RyuFu (user info) at 2005-02-03 13:19:36 EST (#)
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bastard.
Submitted by Feijuada (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:52:40 EST (#)
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Cock Knocker.
Submitted by Thored (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:43:01 EST (#)
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Vomit -II.
Ah... That was too good.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:32:02 EST (#)
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Vomit -II.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 12:21:26 EST (#)
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Wimpla-Doogerstrike....Is it odd that I like this name?
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:56:30 EST (#)
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Some more specialized names:
For a business mogul:
Max Power (boy)
Jazz Slammer (girl)
For a science whiz:
Goober-Snitzel (boy)
Wimpla-Doogerstrike (girl)
For an artist:
Wobbles (boy)
Wibbles (girl)
For a fuckup:
Biff (girl)
Gertrude (boy)
Tyranasaurus-Rox (either)
Ass-Fucking'Cunt-Machine (either)
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:43:02 EST (#)
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Name him: Johnny 5
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:18:41 EST (#)
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I shall name him Satan...and he will rule the underworld!! Muuuhaaahahahaaa
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:17:57 EST (#)
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Name my baby (666 hits) - Evil!!!
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:46:13 EST (#)
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barf
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:40:18 EST (#)
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Get off my post you little queerbait.
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:38:14 EST (#)
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How do you like being called one? Not very nice is it!!
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:37:28 EST (#)
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Oh no!!! Not a jerk!!!....faggot.
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:32:37 EST (#)
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You're a jerk for those comments you made on my post.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 10:04:22 EST (#)
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Seriously, you need to tell us the surname it's going with. It'd be no good having the the surname "Hunt" and calling it "Suck-my-pussy-flaps".
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It's Holmes.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:57:06 EST (#)
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"FisterInDaAss"
He would be FisterInDaAss Holmes....
Submitted by Loren1 (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:53:57 EST (#)
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Wow, I hope I'm not repeating anyone else, but my immediate thought was "Charles" --
Why? So you can call him "Chuck" as in "Up Chuck."
Baby UpChuck and Vomit. How poetic can you get?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:52:57 EST (#)
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Excalibart
Submitted by DeathJester (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:52:29 EST (#)
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Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:10:27 (#)
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If it is a girl: Carolina
If it is a boy: John
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FUCK OFF.
Call it carolrichards then cave its skull in as a sign of objection to her abhorant writings.
Seriously, you need to tell us the surname it's going with. It'd be no good having the the surname "Hunt" and calling it "Suck-my-pussy-flaps".
Submitted by thinning_temples (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:48:50 EST (#)
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John's the best one so far. So dull and yet, with a little pervy history, so cool.
Tho' whadup is a close second.
Congratulations & good luck.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:41:36 EST (#)
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You can do better than that, WTH! Although Slingblade is kinda cool.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:31:47 EST (#)
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"Slingblade" ??
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:31:33 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:27:13 (#)
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I'm starting to think "whatup" has a nice ring to it...
Yes, exactly. That's what I thought too.
Submitted by HZRD (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:31:22 EST (#)
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What about "Monkeycock"?
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:29:01 EST (#)
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NO!! .... I got it!!
"Shamlamadingdong"
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:27:13 EST (#)
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I'm starting to think "whatup" has a nice ring to it...
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:25:48 EST (#)
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I like "Assbag" so far..... ask your girlfriend about that one, it's got a nice ring to it.
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:17:54 EST (#)
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Assbag
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:17:24 EST (#)
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John Jacob Jinglehiemer Shmidt.....
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:16:36 EST (#)
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What about Yarrrr?
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:11:15 EST (#)
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Boy: Oranjello
Girl: Nillawafer
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:09:54 EST (#)
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Obviously, the only name suitable on this list is Donkey.
Submitted by Pirateboy (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:03:02 EST (#)
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How bout pirateboy?
Submitted by xenon (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:58:28 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:47:58 EST (#)
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Is approvement a word?
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:37:37 EST (#)
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Keep the suggestions coming...if nothing else, they're cracking my ass up...I've also been submitting them to the girlfriend for approvement.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:32:36 EST (#)
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Poopyhead Holmes
Submitted by Soley_Trinity (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:49:21 EST (#)
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Retirement Holmes
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:47:11 EST (#)
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Also, you have a variety of spellings. Everyone always takes the pussy spelling of SebastiAn. But man, I am so great that my name is SebastiEn. Bitch, I rock! I'm willing to bet this was the scene when I was born:
NURSE- What are you going to call him?
MUM- Sebastian
DAD- With an A or an E
MUM- an A of course
ME- Bitch you best change that muh'fuckin' name 'for i smack you one. It's with an E or nothin!
MUM- yes master
Yup. Sounds about right.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:40:37 EST (#)
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+2 for:
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:33:51 (#)
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My last name is Holmes...I thought Foster would make a good first name.
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:38:45 EST (#)
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Seb. It's such a kick-ass shit-yourself-with-glee-at-having name, and the chicks dig it. Man, I wake up every day in a pile of my own shit out of pure pleasure of knowing my name is seb. What a hot son of a bitch I am. A bitch who can certainly pick names!
C'mon. You know you wanna. Seb. Seb. Seb.
Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb. Seb.
What a great name. I might just tatoo it to my arse.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:14:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Blake. Or Alexander. Thats a classy name.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:50:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:22:09 (#)
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Green Bean Jones is teh roxorz. I knew a boy in school named Stephen Jones. For some reason, we called him green bean. He was Green Bean Jones.
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No way!!!
(way!)
Submitted by phuzzygish (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:23:42 EST (#)
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Fievel R. Puddenhead, Esq.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-03 05:19:13 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:41:22 EST (#)
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Arnold.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:22:09 EST (#)
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Green Bean Jones is teh roxorz. I knew a boy in school named Stephen Jones. For some reason, we called him green bean. He was Green Bean Jones.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:26:49 EST (#)
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Shabaz
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:17:11 EST (#)
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I'm reminded of a joke.
A pregnant woman lapses into a coma that lasts nine months. When she awakens, she finds she has given birth to twins already. A boy and a girl. She asks the doctor if the babies have names yet.
"Yes," the doctor says, "we weren't sure when you'd come out of the coma, so we called your brother in to name the children."
"Oh God," says the woman. "My brother's a moron! What did he name them?"
"Well, he named the girl Denise."
"Oh. Well that's not so bad. What did he name the boy?"
"DeNephew."
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:17:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
you should probably just abort it.
by the way- i rather like "cunt hole".
Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:07:25 EST (#)
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casanova frankenstein
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:49:42 EST (#)
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I'm changing my vote to Mashed Potato Jones.
Mashed Potato Jones Holmes. It has a ring to it.
Submitted by Beer_bong (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:38:25 EST (#)
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Paul.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:01:56 EST (#)
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Or Shazbot Jones. Everything is a billion times better with "Jones" after it. Don't believe me? Try it the next time you're at dinner.
Mashed potato Jones. Wine glass Jones. Green bean Jones.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:00:29 EST (#)
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Gravy boat Jones.
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:40:53 EST (#)
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Carol Richards
Or take a page out of Saddam's book.
Ude and Kuze are pretty cool.
Submitted by wardy (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:36:47 EST (#)
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Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:05:34 (#)
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Why don't you name it "Whatup"
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i don't think anyone caught this. hehe... his name would be: whatup holmes!
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:34:06 EST (#)
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Hellboy.
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:12:45 EST (#)
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Name him Damnit. Seriously, whenever he fucks up you can just yell "DAMNIT!" and he will know what's up. If you are dissapointed, "Aww Damnit" scared "Oh Damnit, oh Damnit!" waking him up "It's time for school Damnit" and so on.
It worked for my friend Dave who named his horse Damnit. He had another that he called Horse.
Well it's a step up from his father's name I guess, better than mine.
BTW, I'm alcoholicly castrating myself, my sperm are too drunk to fertilize anything.
Banga
Submitted by Umbilical_Cord (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:57:26 EST (#)
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Apple.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:40:12 EST (#)
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Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:12:08 (#)
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Neal
with an A
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Or to be interesting, you could try "Neal" with an i.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:28:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:55:39 (#)
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Hairsphincter- good one, did you think of that all by yourself or did you need help?
I just stepped up one from "Vomit".
Submitted by chipolatte (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:12:08 EST (#)
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Neal
with an A
Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:10:27 EST (#)
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If it is a girl: Carolina
If it is a boy: John
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:56:46 EST (#)
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Maybe because the thought of nasty 70's porn stars dont instantly pop into our heads like they do yours Lunch Pail you fatass faggot.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:46:44 EST (#)
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Samantha, Jamie, or Shannon for a girl
Michael, Jeffrey, or Scott for a boy
Submitted by Grin (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:41:29 EST (#)
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For a boy, I've always liked the name Azrael. Unusual, I know, but I like it. For a girl.....Elizabeth?
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:23:53 EST (#)
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Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:02 (#)
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In reference to Seinfeld, obviously your favourite show in the world, call him Isosceles, or Seven.
dangit! i thought i was the only one who knew that one!
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:17:21 EST (#)
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HOLY FUCK!!! NOBODY HAS SAID JOHN HOLMES???
JOHN FUCKIN HOLMES MAN!!!! That is the dude Dirk Diggler is based on. How has no one thought of this?
Submitted by Bigmike (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:05:34 EST (#)
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Why don't you name it "Whatup"
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:00:44 EST (#)
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Shithead.
I call my crumbsnatcher "The Hostage"
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:47:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
phil
plus 2 for groundhog day!
Submitted by ihurtFeellings (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:45:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Mauma laka bueibi dae
Submitted by TheGreenLantern (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:06 EST (#)
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For a boy definitely George. That way when he's older he can be Original George or OG for short...
For a girl I'd go with some kind of porn starrish name to ensure her a future in the movie industry. You know Candy, Barbie, Leilani, something like that.
Have a happy todayday
Greeny
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:02 EST (#)
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In reference to Seinfeld, obviously your favourite show in the world, call him Isosceles, or Seven.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:22:59 EST (#)
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Cornhole Holmes
That one sounds good.
Submitted by Jo_of_the_golden_P (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:13:16 EST (#)
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Übert, for a boy.
Überina, for a girl.
seriously, how about Bart?
Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:10:32 EST (#)
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Montana Dakota Washington.
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:10:10 EST (#)
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Jamison. Best name ever.
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:07:49 EST (#)
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MOntezuma, or whoever that Aztec leader was that let the Spaniards in. Dumb fuck...
Submitted by Grim_Hippie (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:59:41 EST (#)
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Biff
Submitted by AlkalineSolo (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:59:19 EST (#)
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clearly it should be sherlock.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:55:39 EST (#)
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Hairsphincter- good one, did you think of that all by yourself or did you need help?
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:45:40 EST (#)
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Cunt Hole.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:45:10 EST (#)
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Vac?????
Submitted by smoke_in_my_lungs (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:45:05 EST (#)
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Something with "Roman Numeral Two"
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:45:00 EST (#)
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Bitch.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:42:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:38:20 (#)
Ranking: 2
kunta kinte
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Your name is TOBY!!! SAY IT! TOBY!!!!
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:38:20 EST (#)
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kunta kinte
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:33:51 EST (#)
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My last name is Holmes...I thought Foster would make a good first name.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:27:50 EST (#)
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isn't it obvious? UberBaby.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:27:07 EST (#)
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I wonder if she'd go for ballslap....
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:27:05 EST (#)
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Projectile?????????????
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:25:04 EST (#)
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corn_nugget.
"Hello Corn Underscore Nugget, nice to meet you"
It has a ring to it, doesn't it?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:24:20 EST (#)
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Ballslap, Mega, Gordon, Freakmagnet.
Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:22:32 EST (#)
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Indiana
Crocodile
Silent
or doughboy.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:18:15 EST (#)
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It's not Barry and Sharon, it's Bazza and Shazza
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:16:09 EST (#)
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Mongo is winning so far...and it's a boy.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:58 EST (#)
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if he/she is a hunchback, name them Mongo.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:25 EST (#)
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Or even better, have it in Bethlehem.
Submitted by lokee (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:14 EST (#)
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Girlfriend - come on Vomit
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:07 EST (#)
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Jesus Hernandez. And if you can, have the baby in a town named Nazareth.
Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:13:18 EST (#)
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Do you know the sex of the kid?
I would suggest a strong, typical Australian name: Wally or Barry for a boy, Sheila or Sharon for a girl.
Submitted by NerfHerder (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:12:38 EST (#)
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The Hulk *your last name*
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:12:30 EST (#)
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Jesus Superman Guerrera [your last name]
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:10:40 EST (#)
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Thats all...my girlfriend and I can't agree on anything, so whoever submits a name that gets used gets +2's on all their posts. Yeah, I hit enter accidently.
Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:10:01 EST (#)
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Vomit Jnr.