Nude Pictures of Corn_Nugget (2940 hits)
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Submitted by Corn Nugget (View user info) at 2005-02-02 21:12:35 EST
I'm so druank.
Shitfukc dared me to paost a picture of me. No- ti's not completely naked but ahhaha
Well uber... here are my boobs at least!!!!!!!!!!!
hahahaa
(ill regret this I htink)\
User Reviews
Submitted by mysterious.adventure (user info) at 2005-05-05 13:21:29 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1
hm... quite the statement. You may have unintentionally been the subject of Rauschenberg's "White Painting" (1951)?
+1 because it made me think of 4'33".
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:42:08 EST (#)
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I thought it was PURE GENIUS to post a blank jpg!
I'll make it up with a real picture of my boobs.
Maybe someone will take it for me in vegas?
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:31:07 EST (#)
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DAMN YOU!!!
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:02:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is fucking garbage, hit whore.
I'd respect you MUCH more if you were simply a whore.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:42:50 EST (#)
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Just wait for it- It takes a minute to load.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-03 08:38:34 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
for drinking!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-03 04:49:01 EST (#)
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This thread will come in handy when I need to scoop up the tattered remains of trapped mice in my garage. Thanks for that.
Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-03 03:42:41 EST (#)
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Apparently there's a fine line between drunk enough to post nude pictures of yourself and too drunk to attach a file properly...
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:43:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I am sorely disappointed.... I had the lube ready and everything.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:24:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:38:47 (#)
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As one of the first girls in my year to develop, let me just say that breasts are a fucking hassle.
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Oh please. go get a double mastectomy then if your boobs are such a hassle. Donate the skin to a burn unit. I was a b cup in the 5th grade. Doesn't get much worse than that. Breasts are part of being a woman. Reading that abd some of your other posts, it sounds like you'd rather be a man.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:34:44 EST (#)
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Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:38:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
As one of the first girls in my year to develop, let me just say that breasts are a fucking hassle. I got so cynical when for the next two years guys were rendered incapable of looking me in the eyes. A lot of girls got sexually harassed on a regular basis to the point where it was hard for them to wear anything more revealing than a sweatshirt for years afterward. So the whole self-confidence thing may be true, but there are also unfortunate downsides.
Being treated like a piece of meat at such a young age is a little hard to deal with.
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i just threw up in my mouth. are you fucking serious???
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK A TEENAGE BOY IS GOING TO THINK ABOUT??? it sure as shit isn't a nice conversation over a cup of coffee, you dolt. it's fucking natural for a teenage boy filled with raging hormones to act that way. if you expect teenage boys to act like mature adults, you've got another thing coming. you could be a bitch about it and pretend it was so, so painfully hard on you, or you could realize that's fucking nature's way and shrug it off. so boys looked at your tee-tas. GET OVER IT, you psycho.
those teenage boys... such chauvanistic pigs... why couldn't nature have made them more like women?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:33:52 EST (#)
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I guess what caulain said about confidence was straight on, albeit through high school, you are basically judged on your looks. I am from a suburban high school, where the kids came from mostly middle to wealthy class families, so our school was very cosmetic. Many kids (myself included) had a poor self-esteem, even if they had plenty of friends and were reasonably attractive. One thing that I hated about high school is that kids were ruthless. Hell, when you're not on the bottom of the food chain, you'll do anything to raise yourself up a notch. Unless you were at the top, I guess.
I wonder how many people Ashlee gave that little speech to? She gave it to me. I kinda feel bad for letting that little joke run so far. Whatever, I'm done with my little schpiel.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:13:39 EST (#)
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In any event- ugly or not...
VEGAS in 35 days!!!!! or 36?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:44:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:42:05 (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to them.
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Who is them? Only hidden said something about her looks. I just spoke in general.
I'd share my fluids with someone right now.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:43:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy shit, ashlee.
That means a lot, expecially after the shit we've argued about.
Thanks. Seriously.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:42:11 EST (#)
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I think it all comes down to this:
We are a product of our environment.
Nothing more- nothing less.
LOOKS are something you are IMMEDIATLY judged by. The judgement may be positive or negative. Either way, people will judge you as soon as they see you.
Who you ARE-
It's either a gift left for those who take the time to know you, or it's something you let the world see- unawares.
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:42:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Don't listen to them. I've never seen you, but your personality is enough to convince me that you're someone I wouldn't mind sharing my weed with. And I'm not really big on the generosity, so it'd be really special. Fuck looks - you're a cool chick.
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:38:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
As one of the first girls in my year to develop, let me just say that breasts are a fucking hassle. I got so cynical when for the next two years guys were rendered incapable of looking me in the eyes. A lot of girls got sexually harassed on a regular basis to the point where it was hard for them to wear anything more revealing than a sweatshirt for years afterward. So the whole self-confidence thing may be true, but there are also unfortunate downsides.
Being treated like a piece of meat at such a young age is a little hard to deal with.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
My cousin is a model. Most girls stare at him whenever we walk downtown. BUT he's a shy dude with a poor self-image. So they treat him like an arrogant asshole with an inflated ego because "HE'S GOOD LOOKING, HOW CAN HE BE UNHAPPY? WHY IS HE LOOKING DOWN, WON'T HE SMILE BACK TO ME!?!?! ARGH! ME,ME,ME! WHAT A SELF-CONCIETED ASSHOLE BOO HOO!!!" It must feel great when everyone thinks your a stupid prick.
If a dude is ugly and feels bad about himself, it'll show and girls will treat him like less than dirt. That must be great too.
There are no two sides of the coin. The only way to make it through is confidence. Without that, you're doomed. I admit at school looks did matter a lot, but as you grow older you need to build your confidence on something else.
I build mine by donating money to aid organizations.
It makes me feel better...
...because of the tax reduction.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:28:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
i'm just really shallow.
ok, ok, i just wanted to be mean to someone today.
and you don't have to be ugly to hone other admirable characteristics. look at me- i'm beautiful AND a well of compassion!
(i really hope no one is taking any of this seriously)
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:21:00 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
<loses erection>
Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:14:11 EST (#)
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most heated. that carol richards needs fuckin banned.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:10:04 EST (#)
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Caul- Yes, I can see your side of it. I've wondered before what it would be like to be hot, and have everyone judge you because of it, act different because of it, etc... So, yes, I can see that. There are a few good looking girls at work, and all they get is customers not taking them seriously, guys hitting on them constantly, etc...
So yes, you're right. There are two sides to the coin.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:05:28 EST (#)
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Don't want to take sides but those two statements are wrong...
"I'm glad I wasn't born a beautiful woman, because I worry that if I HAD been, I'd be less intellegent and analytical."
It's been shown that good-looking people perform better intellectually because they are self-confident. In school at least.
"I always thought that if you got through life on your looks, there was no need to have "anything else". When you don't have the looks, you develop other ways to get by."
In a working environment, being good-looking might be a nuisance. I'm one of the two or three only young good-looking fit men (compared to the sixty other 40 years old fat ass co-workers, we are gorgeous) at my job and it has brought nothing but trouble. Random ugly women I don't even know apparently hate me because I haven't smile to them on the second Monday of May 2002 or some shit. Or so I hear. Bitter, ugly as fuck men will see me as a rival so they'll simply be belligerent if not scrap my reputation until they get to know me. And it's even worse for good-looking women. The few who are automatically treated like incompetent. How fucking useful are looks now?
People in IT really do fucking suck. I need to start selling clothes. Ghey men are cool!
What?
Submitted by Durae (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:01:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
The one thing I can say is that looks (for me, at least) are always secondary to personality. I'm glad I wasn't born a beautiful woman, because I worry that if I HAD been, I'd be less intellegent and analytical.
I always thought that if you got through life on your looks, there was no need to have "anything else". When you don't have the looks, you develop other ways to get by.
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I love you.
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:48:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
plus 2 for groundhog day!
Submitted by Lisa (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:37:16 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Ouch, Christ.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:42 EST (#)
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I wasn't born smart, I had to work for that shit.
Reading the bible paid off!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:36:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this shit?
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:33:42 EST (#)
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thank god i was born beautiful AND intelligent.
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:29:17 EST (#)
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I can't argue with the ugly part. I have a pretty low opinion of myself, and I realize that everyone looks for different things... but the overweight part- no, I'm not.
The one thing I can say is that looks (for me, at least) are always secondary to personality. I'm glad I wasn't born a beautiful woman, because I worry that if I HAD been, I'd be less intellegent and analytical.
I always thought that if you got through life on your looks, there was no need to have "anything else". When you don't have the looks, you develop other ways to get by.
To each their own.
At least i'm fucking FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
haha!!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:22:51 EST (#)
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what? i don't hate her, seriously. i'm just saying, she looked ugly and overweight in the pictures she posted of herself, that's all. i'm just being honest!
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:18:10 EST (#)
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Jesus Christ, hidden.
What the hell?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:17:39 EST (#)
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Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:43:41 (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice one. Try right-clicking that empty space and selecting "Copy." Bet you'll find something interesting if you paste it into MSPaint.
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not so much
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:17:06 EST (#)
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Oh, okay Hidden. Thanks for clearing that up. I can respect your opionion, I def. agree with you.
Submitted by dodahdave (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:15:37 EST (#)
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Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:18:04 (#)
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it's over-exposed.
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Yeah, cam-whores are overexposed.
This was funny.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:14:44 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I clicked on the link because it was the first on the "most recently reviewed" list. I guess you kind of got me..
Submitted by Wiggles (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:12:26 EST (#)
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Guilty.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:12:11 EST (#)
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who said i hated you? all i'm saying is you're fuckin' ugly and it's a good thing none of us had to see you naked.
Submitted by BongZilla (user info) at 2005-02-02 22:09:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
wtf? this is shit.
Submitted by Mr.JackassFrost (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:51:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Alright, the men in white coats are looking for me but I have placed a desk and a bunch of chairs at the door so they can't come in. I have been looking at this screen for 4 hours and 43 minutes now but I imagine it is just the head of the insane asylum's computer has to much porn on it is why it's going so slow.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:45:44 EST (#)
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you need to get a tan.
Submitted by FunnyAsCancer (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:43:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nice one. Try right-clicking that empty space and selecting "Copy." Bet you'll find something interesting if you paste it into MSPaint.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
This post is more "corn in shit".
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:41:28 EST (#)
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Hidden, now that you and lisa broke up, you don't have to pretend to hate me still.
Or you can, if you choose.
In any event- you did click on the link!
Submitted by toucan_sam (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:39:27 EST (#)
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i like applesauce
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:35:02 EST (#)
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let us all thank god the picture didn't work.
Submitted by Vomit (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:29:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
-1 for false advertising.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
For your name
Submitted by Revolutionman (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:28:35 EST (#)
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i was promised nude pictures, where are they?
Submitted by Freakmagnet (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:22:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You were the first post I ever read on ubersite like a year ago, I don't know why I remember that.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:18:51 EST (#)
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Naked white chicks who brave blizzards are paradoxically hot!
Submitted by AwesomeJohnson (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:18:04 EST (#)
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it's over-exposed.
Submitted by screamfeeder (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:17:07 EST (#)
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See.
It's funny because she has no tits.
get it?
Submitted by Snark (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:16:00 EST (#)
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You need a tan but I like the shape.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:15:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I'm assuming you don't wear D-cups.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-02 21:14:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
what the fuck is this shit?