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Show some decency Jamster! (1870 hits)

Category: Graphics

Rating: 1.38 on 31 reviews (Rate this item) (V)
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (View user info) at 2005-02-02 23:04:54 EST


Lately, it seems that every god damn place where it is possible I see some lame shit Jamster! commercial trying to market to teeny boppers and general dumbasses.

I found that something about one of their idiotic advertisements was most disturbing.


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Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:43:27 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

If I was president, Jamster would be illegal and her members of the board publicly hung.

Submitted by missflibble (user info) at 2005-06-01 09:23:12 EDT (#)
Ranking: 1

no, dont slap pants on it. slap a FUCKING NUCLEAR WARHEAD ON THE FUCKER!!!

Submitted by Burn (user info) at 2005-04-04 08:10:45 EDT (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-03-31 13:48:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by podium (user info) at 2005-03-22 16:48:09 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by kai070169 (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:12:53 EST (#)
Ranking: -2


Garbage gets -2


Submitted by carolrichards (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:52:01 EST (#)
Ranking: -2

No Comment

Submitted by Robob (user info) at 2005-02-03 11:25:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

haha...the frog has a penis. I doubt it'll impress any of the female frogs, though. Someone get that frog a pump, stat!

Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:27:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

HAR HAR PEENER!

Submitted by fluff (user info) at 2005-02-03 09:13:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

hehe...

Submitted by CJRipley (user info) at 2005-02-03 06:30:42 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:06:27 (#)
Ranking: 1

I fucking hate those Jamster commercials.

Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-03 02:01:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

No Comment

Submitted by Zoidberg (user info) at 2005-02-03 01:33:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

amen to that I fucking hate those commercials

Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:39:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Yeah, what they said.

Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:29:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

A brisk gone wild?

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:22:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:13:43 (#)
Ranking: 0

And I never thought it was a cock, didn't even know frogs had a cock, thought it was a froggy antenna or something.

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I didn't think they did either. I thought they were like fish or something.

Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:21:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

I mentioned that on apost not too long ago. I'm glad I'm not the only pervert around.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:13:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

And I never thought it was a cock, didn't even know frogs had a cock, thought it was a froggy antenna or something.

Submitted by professorfuckface (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:12:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

It's the shit they play on every music TV channel. Their brand ringtone is a frog going:

DADDIINGDIINGDIINGDIINGDIINGDIING

like it has a vibrator in its mouth. Why anyone would pay five bucks to have that shit on their phone is beyond me, it is the most annoying sound you could possibly hear.

Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-03 00:04:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

har har it has a THINGEE! OOOOOH!






What's Jamster?

Submitted by Herpes (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:59:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

What the fuck is a Jamster?

Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:46:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

"Penis penis penis, vagina vagina vagina."

Submitted by Spooner (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:43:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

Why would they even bother animating the dong?

Submitted by Sub_Stylee (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:41:14 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

def a dingleberry.

Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:19:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I have yet to see anyone able to control their instinct to kill someone upon seeing those commercials.





Hehe frog dong

Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:11:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2

+2 for groundhog day

Submitted by Impassive-Digressive (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:10:43 EST (#)
Ranking: 0

Don't know if you have seen this: http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200502/s1295020.htm

See below if you are too lazy to click the link.

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Frog's genitals deemed okay for British TV

Despite complaints from 60 people, Britain's advertising regulators have said there is nothing inappropriate about the genitals of an animated frog whose high-pitched squeals are sold as a mobile phone ringtone.

Television adverts of the motorcycle-riding Crazy Frog, who is drawn with a broad smile and a tiny penis, run frequently on British television, amusing, baffling and annoying viewers.

"While unusual for an animated model of this type to be shown with genitalia, no sexual or inappropriate references were made about its anatomy," the UK's Advertising Standards Authority (ASA) said.

Twenty-two people complained they were worried children might see the advertising, which also promotes screen savers and mobile videos.

Five parents said they were embarrassed by questions their children had asked.

Other viewers simply found the commercial annoying and thought it was shown too often.

"We appreciate that the frequent broadcast of the same, or similar commercials can be annoying to some viewers," the ASA said.

"However, it is for the advertiser and broadcaster to decide how often a particular advertisement is shown."

Because the ads contain a text number to place an order, they are barred from being shown during children's programs, and the ASA said there were no reports of children being concerned by the advert.

The ads were created by Germany's Lorena Medienagentur for Jamba!, trading as Jamster.

Submitted by pen_name (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:08:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

i haven't seen any jamster commercials, but i chuckled

Submitted by Lunch_Pail (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:08:07 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

every time i see i jamster commercial i have a sudden urge to kill.

Submitted by The_Grammar_Nazi (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:07:19 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

Holy shit, that's a frog?! I thought it was an aborted fetus... or a monkey... or an aborted monkey fetus.

Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-02 23:06:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 1

I fucking hate those Jamster commercials.


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