Ubersite's 'contact' button, or "Bart's private joke" (1034 hits)
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Submitted by Mitch Apalooza <denjer1.at.yahoo.com> (View user info) at 2005-02-03 16:52:27 EST
Does that link really go anywhere??
Is that just a private joke?
I've personally used it twice, and I know of other people who have used it over a dozen times.
Not a single one of my friends has EVER got a response from bart.
And some of them had some pretty genuine issues...
Questions about pictures not loading, the site not always refreshing after posts, posts they submitted that just *disappeared*.... everything that a 'contact' page should address in a reply.
Pretty classless, bart.
Yours truly,
Mitch.
PS I have a bet with a friend of mine that this post will disappear within 10 minutes.
PS2 There is a side bet that bart will make my pc blow up within the hour. It's a longshot, but I'm not discounting that possibility either.
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Submitted by Rawrg (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:49:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I got a response when I needed my confirmation email. In like 2 minutes too.
Submitted by Demolocke (user info) at 2005-02-22 14:38:14 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:58:11 (#)
Ranking: -2
Mitchapalooza = cock-pillow
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I was thinking the same thing, because CP had a "Chris-a-palooza" or however the hell he spelled it. And it's not as if a-palooza's are all that common.
Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-02-22 03:04:51 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Bart is my butt pirate. We have 17 children, all named after his mother, Bartha. I rub him with butter, and then throw grilled cheese at him.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-22 02:58:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Mitchapalooza = cock-pillow
Submitted by Stabkill (user info) at 2005-02-11 00:14:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Pretty lame, man.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:33:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Way to go Bart, now all I can do is think about you as Elisha Cuthbert, and I wanna fuck your brains out...........
No change there.
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:24:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hey, you're that guy, Mitch Apalooza from the poster.
Submitted by Flying_buttmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:04:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I was going to -2 this one but the last PS made me laugh for some reason.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:51:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:33:54 (#)
Ranking: 0
bart is in a bad mood today.
he just found out that Three's Company is no longer syndicated.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:33:54 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
bart is in a bad mood today.
Submitted by lush (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:28:52 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:55:26 (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe Bart just doesn't want to talk to retards like you.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:30:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:36:03 (#)
Ranking: -2
Go write another ant story.
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Dude, I write all the time. I enjoy it, and others do as well.
I doubt you do anything, ANYTHING, that anyone enjoys.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:51:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I'm trying to figure out why half of Uber wants Shlongy banned.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 20:36:03 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Conspiracy theory Alert!!!
Mitchapalooza is a Caulaincourt alter.
He is THE ONLY person on Uber who consistently spells McCallum as McCullum time after time after time.
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jack, did you do a post search over the past 2 weeks and cross reference all the possible matches?
If you were anymore insecure you'd be fallujah in the spring.
My god you're gay. "conspiracy theory alert!!"... do you dress up at star wars theatre showings?
Go write another ant story.
Submitted by Envenom (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:53:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No, neither have I, but so what? Bart's got a life, shouldn't you?
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:50:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Meh...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:49:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Conspiracy theory Alert!!!
Mitchapalooza is a Caulaincourt alter.
He is THE ONLY person on Uber who consistently spells McCallum as McCullum time after time after time.
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Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:15:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
I clicked 'go', then i waited patiently by my pc for jack mccullum to whine about me giving him a -2 on a crappy story.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58555#1116418
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:47:48 (#)
Ranking: 2
I respect people like Jack_McCullum or Domenad who are constant in their thoughts.
But those I mentionned are the worst kind.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58518#1116323
Submitted by SullyThePirate (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
PS2 is a popular video game system you fruit. PPS is what you're looking for.
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:33:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
No no no. Not the Uberlords, the UBERLORD.
See here now http://www.ubersite.com/m/56632
Then bow before him, and promise to repent. Sinner!
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:15:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:58:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LIEK U HAVE TO BAN SHLONGY CAUSE HE"S A ASSSHOLLEEE!!!
When you typed the message into the box, did you click the "Go!" button or did you just stare at the screen and hope I heard your bitching?
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I clicked 'go', then i waited patiently by my pc for jack mccullum to whine about me giving him a -2 on a crappy story.
been here a week and i've apparently got the attention of the uberlords?
this was too easy.
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:10:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:58:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LIEK U HAVE TO BAN SHLONGY CAUSE HE"S A ASSSHOLLEEE!!!
When you typed the message into the box, did you click the "Go!" button or did you just stare at the screen and hope I heard your bitching?
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OH MY GOD!
I'm laughing so hard it hurts.
Either Bart is teh funee or my Nyt-Quil just kicked in
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:01:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:58:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LIEK U HAVE TO BAN SHLONGY CAUSE HE"S A ASSSHOLLEEE!!!
When you typed the message into the box, did you click the "Go!" button or did you just stare at the screen and hope I heard your bitching?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I'm dying over here. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Bart rules.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:00:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
"Yeah! Ban Shlongy! He's bad for business. And he makes fun of my lisp."
Submitted by Fartman (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:58:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:07:33 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:59:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat ass, fuckhead.
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Jack jack jack.... you're just upset that i -2'd your crappy frenchfrog ant story.
Just think of it this way... I -2'd something that took you 18hrs, 6 cups of coffee, and 3 dicks up your ass to write, and you -2'd something that took me 30sec to write in between seinfeld episodes.
I win.
And you're still gay.
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Hot Damn Son!
You've been here all of one week, and already you've gone and pissed off the UBERLORD!
Are you nuts?
But I'm giving you props for the response. That's gold Jerry, GOLD!
Submitted by bart (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:58:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
HEY LIEK U HAVE TO BAN SHLONGY CAUSE HE"S A ASSSHOLLEEE!!!
When you typed the message into the box, did you click the "Go!" button or did you just stare at the screen and hope I heard your bitching?
Submitted by Old_Man (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:45:25 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
ba bart's privates?
Submitted by Shit_Flinging_Ape (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:42:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Loser.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:41:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
PS my pc blew up. I'm using jack mccallum's mom's computer.
Damn bart, you ARE good.
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:15:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"bart moves in a mysterious way"
by bartholomew cowper, 1731-1800
1. bart moves in a mysterious way
his wonders to perform;
he plants his footsteps in the sea
and rides upon the storm.
2. deep in unfathomable mines
of never-failing skill
he treasures up his bright designs
and works his sovereign will.
3. ye uberers, fresh courage take;
the clouds ye so much dread
are big with mercy and shall break
in blessings on your head.
4. judge not the bart by feeble sense.
but trust him for his grace;
behind a frowning providence
he hides a smiling face.
5. his purposes will ripen fast,
unfolding every hour;
the bud may have a bitter taste,
but sweet will be the flower.
6. blind unbelief is sure to err
and scan his work in vain;
bart is his own interpreter,
and he will make it plain.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:11:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Uhh..yeh. I was thinking more along the lines of this:
The entire text for "Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone."
http://www.ubersite.com/m/15040
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:09:24 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
"Bart doesn't take down posts unless they are in violation of U.S. or International Law"
hahahaha, like when OSI said my roomate posted classified information and they wanted to charge him for it. bart took ALL of his posts down.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-03 18:06:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart emails me back if I don't write him a please-do-AJ-in-the-pooper-because-he-keeps-bugging-me-for-gay-sex email. I write him those often.
Also your issues are not important issues, they are uninteresting, your fault, and don't affect anyone else. Bart doesn't take down posts unless they are in violation of U.S. or International Law, or if it affects someone close to him. Also he'll take down posts that just suck from time to time, but that hardly ever happens.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:58:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I actually tried to use the contact button once, but I didn't hear back.
Then again, I am a vocal Republican, so I didn't expect much.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:55:13 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
"Not a single one of my friends has EVER got a response from bart."
You have FRIENDS??? I don't believe it...
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:44:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Everything you ever wanted to know about Mitchapalooza
User id: 15851
Registered on or around: 2005-01-26 03:27:01
# Messages posted: 2
# Reviews written: 35
# Times these posts have been reviewed : 30
# Hits: 199
Average rating of all messages: -0.90
Submitted by HadToBeDone (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:37:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
He's following my philosophy. IF you ignore something that just sucks, it will eventually go away.
Fucking n00b.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:35:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:56:16 (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a rat's ass!
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:23:20 (#)
Ranking: -2
I rarely EVER do this...but I am making an exception just for you.
I believe this was your comment to me
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:34:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
i've vomitted better poems.
(and better pictures)
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I have a great idea..why don't you go and shove your head up your ass and when
you're done with that go play with the yellow lines in the middle of the road.
Fag boy!
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so you're -2ing because of MY review of one of your posts... meaning you're not really reviewing this post, just reviewing a review???
WOW. pathetic.
then i'll take this review with all the seriousness it deserves.
-2 die. and for the record, I HAVE vomitted better poems!! (i'll send you a pic)
Submitted by mystiamoon (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:28:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
wahhhhh!
i've mailed Bart for minor things and he has ALWAYS replied, and usuallyj within 24 hours.
maybe he just thinks you are a douche
Submitted by Tom (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:26:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Bart is a lot of things, but I don't think 'Fascist' is one of them.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:23:20 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I rarely EVER do this...but I am making an exception just for you.
I believe this was your comment to me
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:34:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
i've vomitted better poems.
(and better pictures)
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I have a great idea..why don't you go and shove your head up your ass and when
you're done with that go play with the yellow lines in the middle of the road.
Fag boy!
Submitted by maiorano84 (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:16:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Matt Maiora- oh wait, nobody gives a shit......
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:14:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I'm Fred Garvin, Male Prostitute.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:11:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:08:32 (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:06:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
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"Hi. I'm homer simpson, from the simpsons."
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Curses! Foiled Again!
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:08:32 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:06:36 (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
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"Hi. I'm homer simpson, from the simpsons."
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:07:33 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:59:57 (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat ass, fuckhead.
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Jack jack jack.... you're just upset that i -2'd your crappy frenchfrog ant story.
Just think of it this way... I -2'd something that took you 18hrs, 6 cups of coffee, and 3 dicks up your ass to write, and you -2'd something that took me 30sec to write in between seinfeld episodes.
I win.
And you're still gay.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:07:05 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
a) bart's a dipshit, just like you
2) bart doesn't exist. He's a bot.
Submitted by Teephphah (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:06:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Hi. I'm Michael Jackson, from The Jacksons.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:04:22 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
I got a reply from Bart when I was having trouble verifying my e-mail. The same day I sent it, in fact. So he must be ignoring you because you're a ree-tahd.
Submitted by WookieSuave (user info) at 2005-02-03 17:04:21 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Dear Bart,
I suck at the Internet and I can't work your website.
Please help me.
Signed,
Mitch Apalooza
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:59:57 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Eat ass, fuckhead.
Submitted by Sassmasterr (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:58:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
that's just one more thing that makes me feel worthless, thanks bart!
Submitted by Adamdidit2u (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:58:31 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
You can only have one post on the front page at a time
MYSTERY SOLVED
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:57:35 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
No Comment
Submitted by BubbaEarl (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:56:16 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
who gives a rat's ass!
Submitted by Stin (user info) at 2005-02-03 16:55:26 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Maybe Bart just doesn't want to talk to retards like you.