Bowegian Rhapsody (1344 hits)
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Submitted by Timmah http://www.these-bloody-hands.tk (View user info) at 2005-02-03 21:20:30 EST
I found this on an english metal festivals forum. It made me piss my pants, so I thought I'd share it with you fellow Uberites.
Some or most of you won't have a clue what half of this means, but then again neither do I!
Bohemian Rhapsody with a Glasgow twist.
Bowegian Rhapsody.
Is this the real life?
Or is it the methodone?
Stuck in the Gorbals, two bob fur the telephone?
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Am just a weeji,
Gie us yer Sunny D
Cos I'll chib yer pal,
Rip yer da,
Slash yer dug,
Ride yer ma!
Any way the Clyde flows, disnae really matter tae
me.....tae me.
Haw maw, just chibbed some bam
Buckie bottle tae the heid
Noo the fuckin' bastards deid!
Haw maw, um just oan parole
An noo I'm headin back tae Barlineeeee......
Haw Maw.......oohooh ooh
Never meant tae steal yer purse
But if I'm no fu' o' smack this time the morra'
Carry oot, carry oot!
An we'll go oot on the batter!
Too late...the bailiff's here
Sends shivers doon ma spine
Gubbed 10 jellies just in time
Goodbye all ma muckers, I've got tae go
Got to go and rip some wank fae up the scheme
Haw Maw.......oohooh oooh
I'm a jakey bam,
I sometimes think I've never been washed at all
I see a little silhouetto of a bam
Adidas! Adidas! Can ye get us some Kappa?
Thunderbird, White Lightning,
Very very Frightening, me!
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair!)
Twenty Mayfair? (Twenty Mayfair and some skins!)
Magnifico oh oh oh oh!
I'm just a fat boy, nae body loves me
He's just a fat boy fae a fat family!
Spare us a pound for a wee cup o' tea?
Get tae fuck, skanky slob, will ye get a job?
For fucksake.........NO I will not get a job
Get a job!
For fucksake........ NO I will not get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
Get a job........willnae get a job
no no no no no.....
Oh gonorrheoea!
Gonnorrhoea!
Gonnorhoea and the clap!
Then doon the pub, has the barman put aside
For me? For me,
For meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
So you hink ye can slash me an pish in ma eye?
So ye hink ye can chib me an leave me tae die?
Haw bawbag!
Can't dae this tae me bawbag!
Just wait till I'm oot
Just wait till I'm right oot ma nut!!
Fuck all really matters, anyone can see
Fuck all really matters.....
Fuck all really matters.....
Tae
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee............eeeeeeeeee............eee
eeeeeee!!!
Original post http://forums.downloadfestival.co.uk/forums/thread-view.asp?tid=16289&posts=8
User Reviews
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:14:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
that's enough out of you, you blue-assed deep-fried-Mars bar eating camper!
Submitted by electrictoothsyndrome (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:01:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Hilarious. I kept picturing Brad Pitt in the movie 'Snatch' as Mikey the one punch pikey singing this in that nearly incomprehensible inflection.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:49:45 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
It IS pretty funny...
Submitted by CaptainThorns (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:36:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
DAMN.
If I wasn't at work right now, I'd be at home singing along to my Queen CD and playing guitar!!
Nice post.
Submitted by Berty (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:52:56 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Open yer wine, an' talk wi' a whine........like
meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
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That is the funniest thing I'v ever heard in my life. I fear you have peaked, it's all downhill from here.
*wipes away tear*
Submitted by etbeliever (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:15:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Priceless
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:57:13 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ay laddie, let's have another griddle scone over here. Don't be frugal wi' that there drippin' neither.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:48:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:18:51 (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'm Irish?
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Didn't know Donkey.. good to hear!
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:10:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Excellent ! did you read my version mike? (hitwhore yeah yeah)
http://www.ubersite.com/m/56624
oh and February 12th....
IRELAND v SCOTLAND - thats you and me buddy.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:58:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Always the easy targets, eh?
Submitted by QueenSkye (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:54:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
would be a two if it was yours
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:38:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Hand me a tequila and maybe this score will raise.
Submitted by Slypher (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:36:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh. Em. Gee.
HAHAHAHAAHHAAAAA!
Submitted by Mister_Fahrenheit (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:25:50 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Haha!
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:18:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
But I'm Irish?
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:35:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:24:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
BLAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *gasp* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *choke*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*dead*
Submitted by williamson (user info) at 2005-02-03 21:22:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Best Scot Post. Evar!