25% cute, 75% evil (2974 hits)
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Submitted by Manda (View user info) at 2005-02-03 22:33:13 EST
Ever since 8th grade, when I got a concussion and had my memory basically wiped clean, I can only remember my life through pictures and cats.
I have owned 3 throughout my lifetime. The first one, Tigger, was hit by my sister when she was backing out of my driveway with her car. The second one, Missy, is my baby. I would die if anything happened to her. The third, Jasmine, is more of my Mom's cat.
I have had my heart broken by another cat. His name was Freedom. While working at an animal hospital, he was kept there while he recovered from a car hitting him. I was there the first night that he came, wrapped in a towel. His legs were mangled, yet he never lashed out at anyone that touched him.
Money was raised for his surgery, and, since he was a stray, everyone took particular interest in him. He recovered, and was everyone's favorite resident. I adored him. He was the center of my attention while I worked at the hospital.
I even begged and pleaded for my parents to let me adopt him, and they told me I could. It was a day too late, as I found out. Someone else had adopted him.
It's sad that I can't recall my childhood. Everything is blurred when I try to look at my past. I figure my past doesn't matter. After all, I'm 18 and I have my whole life to live.
Here's a brief collection of pictures of my cats. I really think that the ones that I own now are secretly evil. Sure, they might look adorable, but really, they're quite sinister.
(Also, I feel bad. I made a whole post about dogs, and I'm afraid my cats are plotting something.)
User Reviews
Submitted by Axolotl (user info) at 2007-08-29 00:35:43 EDT (#)
Ranking: -2
ugh
Submitted by Banga3386 (user info) at 2005-02-26 07:04:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by vettesrule88 (user info) at 2005-02-22 23:11:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ahh, kitties
the goal of every man
and yet the bane of our existence in their animal form
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-09 10:12:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:06:28 (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my wifes cat insists on shitting 3 inches away from the catbox
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Some call it shitting on the floor, others call it thinking outside of the box.
Submitted by Merlina (user info) at 2005-02-09 09:52:41 EST (#)
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I would have wanted Freedom too.. nice pictures Manda.
Don't know if you caught my post from when I got my latest kitten a while back
http://www.ubersite.com/m/51323
Submitted by lisist (user info) at 2005-02-08 13:13:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
I miss my baby, Luna. damn colleges for not allowing pets in dorm rooms!
Submitted by EbolaMay (user info) at 2005-02-07 16:29:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Fucking cats. Shit all over the place. Hairballs. Screetching. Hisss-ftp-ftp-ftp. Give me a wolf anyday, so to snack on you and your fucking cats.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:28:56 EST (#)
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You might be able to catch me later on AIM under Manders1709.
But right now, I need a nap.
Submitted by InsoManiac (user info) at 2005-02-07 13:19:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Im actually mostly commenting in response to yours, and dont know if your email is still valid, as its not on your last 20 or so posts..
Youre right, and I knew that when I posted that. I think its funny though. People get so worked up about what complete strangers say sometimes. Its hilarious. I will never meet these people, yet they feel the need to personally attack you just because of something you write when youre bored. I was impressed that they actually wrote comments pertaining to the subject and content of my post though. That was really the whole point. If I write something dumb, then it will, and by all rights should, get negative reviews. But people dont even pay attention to the content when they comment usually. It was an intentionally inflammatory post, and it got exactly the response I was looking for. It amused me.
I really thank you for being a level headed normal person though. Even if you had left a negative rating (which we both know dont matter), Im sure you would have left an intelligent reason as to why you didnt like the post.
Anyway, good call. And I LOVE the cats. Especially the one with its tongue out on top of that clown head (or something, I dont remember now)---- CUTE!
:-)
Submitted by MeanderingPoet (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:50:35 EST (#)
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I adore the photo of your cat Missy and the Pikachu doll. Nothing will ever be as cute as that.
Submitted by thaumaturge (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:42:30 EST (#)
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Are you related to some strange smurf-human hybrid?
Submitted by drfeggphd (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:40:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Cats are always plotting something. That's one thing that makes them so interesting.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-02-07 12:29:16 EST (#)
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+2 for the cats.
Too cute for words.
Submitted by RamJetMax (user info) at 2005-02-07 10:14:25 EST (#)
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boring.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-07 08:41:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:34:23 (#)
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You should see me in my Canadian hat!
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you should meet me and my Canadian cat...
Submitted by FilthyAssistant (user info) at 2005-02-06 22:53:02 EST (#)
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"Ever since 8th grade, when I got a concussion and had my memory basically wiped clean, I can only remember my life through pictures and cats."
Why has no-one recognised how truely hilarious this is?
Submitted by darko (user info) at 2005-02-06 22:41:00 EST (#)
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how the hell did this make most heated?
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-06 22:29:24 EST (#)
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Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:48:52 (#)
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I'm starting a fundraiser to get your little brother a desk. You should be ashamed of yourself, buying thousands of kittens and cats while your brother doesn't even have anything to bear down on.
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He has at least 3 desks that he could have used. Wanna buy me a brand new car instead of buying him a desk?
Please?
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-06 21:03:18 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by TimeCop (user info) at 2005-02-06 20:48:52 EST (#)
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I'm starting a fundraiser to get your little brother a desk. You should be ashamed of yourself, buying thousands of kittens and cats while your brother doesn't even have anything to bear down on.
Submitted by matnotharry (user info) at 2005-02-06 17:43:44 EST (#)
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ha-ha, you're related to a smurf
Submitted by The_taste_of_Monkeys (user info) at 2005-02-06 15:46:29 EST (#)
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lets see what the kitties are REALLY up to...http://www.ubersite.com/m/58728
Submitted by polyamorousaj (user info) at 2005-02-06 15:41:17 EST (#)
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Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:37:37 (#)
Ranking: -2
I have a strange urge to defecate all over this post.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:35:48 (#)
Ranking: -2
Kittens and corny humor?
I can't take this shit.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-06 11:06:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
<33
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:37:37 EST (#)
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I have a strange urge to defecate all over this post.
Submitted by Slighty_Obnoxious (user info) at 2005-02-06 10:35:48 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Kittens and corny humor?
I can't take this shit.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-06 06:30:55 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 19:04:00 (#)
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Oooh, Kent!
I think I'll stay single just for that!
Man, it's always been my dream of stepping barefoot into a pile of cat poop or cat puke in the morning and not being able to eat off of my own plates because there's too much cat hair all over the place.
Oooh, and the vet bills! Kent! I'm so excited! Stay single, okay??
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All right, then.
I'm gonna keep fucking, though.
Submitted by PileOfDeadBabies (user info) at 2005-02-06 02:40:50 EST (#)
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I couldn't help but laugh at the "My sister backed up over my cat" part. I'm evil.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:34:23 EST (#)
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You should see me in my Canadian hat!
Man, you'd love it.
IM me: Manders1709.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-05 20:11:37 EST (#)
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I'm mean.
I need a spanking
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well if ETS was right I'm the right guy for you...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 20:09:15 EST (#)
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Oh, man. One of my friends from college's roommate was dating a pregnant lesbian. It was strange and I gagged when I found out she was pregnant. I thought she was just fat.
I'm mean.
I need a spanking.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-05 20:03:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Well I started stalking you when you started showing cleavage... jk-
you got some decent stuff to read... ps I hate pregnant lesbians too...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 19:59:43 EST (#)
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I KNOW! I started stalking you the second I read that!
Umm, I mean.
No, actually, I can't lie.. it's true. I like to stalk Canadians.
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-05 19:55:03 EST (#)
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ETS was right! We are a great match. I have a cat you have had many cats... I'm Canadian...
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 19:04:00 EST (#)
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Oooh, Kent!
I think I'll stay single just for that!
Man, it's always been my dream of stepping barefoot into a pile of cat poop or cat puke in the morning and not being able to eat off of my own plates because there's too much cat hair all over the place.
Oooh, and the vet bills! Kent! I'm so excited! Stay single, okay??
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-05 09:53:26 EST (#)
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your cats are cute! sorry I didn't comment before was just surfing.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:55:26 EST (#)
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If I'm still single by the time I'm 35, I'll shoot myself.
Or MAYBE, you and I could run a cat farm together! Wahoo!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-05 08:44:30 EST (#)
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Kent- Yea, I've already made a deal with myself. I'm going to raid the cat shelter in one clean sweep if I'm still single when I'm 35.
Mwuahaha.
Actually, now that I think about it.. that's not a bad idea.
Submitted by Kent_Weirdo (user info) at 2005-02-05 04:04:26 EST (#)
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When I was a tot, my house was like a farm of sorts for cats. We couldn't afford to spay the females, so we always ended up with tons of little kittens. The highest number of cats that we ever had was somewhere in the 20s.
...
Do you see a cat-lady spinster scenario in your future?
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-05 00:48:10 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-04 23:22:19 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by Genko (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:26:54 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:37:16 EST (#)
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Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:25:15 (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:43:33 (#)
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Okay, my heart melted.
Is missy a Maine Coon? She's adorable.
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She's part Maine Coon. We got her when this woman was giving out kittens for free at a soccer game.
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Ack! I'm sorry, I just realized I lie. Jasmine is the one that is part Maine coon, but I'm sure that's what you meant, anyways.
We got Missy at the pound when she pooped all over my mom.
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:26:53 EST (#)
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The picture of Missy with her pikachu just made my day. Thanks.
Submitted by the_lone_stranger (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:18:48 EST (#)
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Cats = +2
Submitted by Natsukau (user info) at 2005-02-04 13:21:38 EST (#)
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No Comment
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:25:15 EST (#)
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Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:43:33 (#)
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Okay, my heart melted.
Is missy a Maine Coon? She's adorable.
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She's part Maine Coon. We got her when this woman was giving out kittens for free at a soccer game.
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:49:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
I hate cats.
What's the matter with that kids face ? .... It's all blue and squiggly ?
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I blanked it out because I don't really feel like getting my little brother raped. If anyone should be used for anonymous, kinky, wild sex, it should be me.
What?
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:02:01 (#)
Ranking: 2
25% cute, 75% evil (666 hits)
75% ??
my cats could kick your cats asses.
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Probably. I just turned on my computer and Missy heard the "whirring" sound. She started stalking it. She pees herself sometimes when she gets excited. One time, while she was sitting in the window down in the basement(it's just about floor-level), a cat came up to it and surprised her. She peed alllllll over the wall.
Hey, lessthanfour. I got new socks today!
Submitted by lessthanfour (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:08:26 EST (#)
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So?
Submitted by big_wigger (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:06:28 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
-2 because my wifes cat insists on shitting 3 inches away from the catbox
Submitted by Electro (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:02:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
w00
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:02:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
My 15 year old cat tore the shit out of my hand last night. We were just playing around and he got serious. I tossed him outside in the snow for a few minutes and we recovered nicely.
Submitted by MickGinny (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:02:01 EST (#)
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25% cute, 75% evil (666 hits)
75% ??
my cats could kick your cats asses.
Submitted by shadowofthedivine (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:59:37 EST (#)
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As it should be
Cats are satans chosen
really
I mean, what kind of creature has retractable claws
Submitted by Jeanneee (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:57:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
tee-tees!
Submitted by WhatTheHell (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:49:12 EST (#)
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I hate cats.
What's the matter with that kids face ? .... It's all blue and squiggly ?
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:31:38 EST (#)
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Cute wittle kittens = +2
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:14:56 EST (#)
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. . .
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:52:18 EST (#)
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What kind of retard puts his real phone number up on the internet?
A desperate retard.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:51:24 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
One time we lit a cat on fire. We didn't expect it to run though the freshly raked leaves and leave a trail of napalm behind it.
Submitted by domenad (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:43:33 EST (#)
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Okay, my heart melted.
Is missy a Maine Coon? She's adorable.
Submitted by apollo88 (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:25:25 EST (#)
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less cats more pussy!
Submitted by FuckTheArmy (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:05:22 EST (#)
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Awwwww.
Submitted by funk_boy (user info) at 2005-02-04 04:38:01 EST (#)
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i miss my cat
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:44:52 EST (#)
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Daniel, I'll probably call you sometime tomorrow.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:44:12 EST (#)
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yep, that is a real phone number! had a lot of fun on this post tonite, goodnite everybody!
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:07:58 EST (#)
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Real # H. Try it.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:49:18 EST (#)
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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:40:00 (#)
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"Layed"? I think you meant, "laid," Hodooken. Something I bet you need really bad, btw. (Back to education.) Had to get up to see if you had posted more, demeaning yourself in the effort. Sure enough, there it was. Thanks for the fun, you make nice target practice. (I think we both do.)
Manda, I don't have AIM installed on new laptop yet, call me sometime on my cell @ 251-975-7027. I did like your post, and don't think H. really meant all he said about you. People just like to have fun, sometimes going too far. I'm usually up at the crack of noon. Peace.
you better hope that isnt your real number. btw, spelling is a bit off at 2 fucking am. as far as target practice, i LAYED waste to you. you were unimpressive and got pwned. now if you will excuse me i am going to go put your number into my phone so i can call at random times and annoy you.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:40:00 EST (#)
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"Layed"? I think you meant, "laid," Hodooken. Something I bet you need really bad, btw. (Back to education.) Had to get up to see if you had posted more, demeaning yourself in the effort. Sure enough, there it was. Thanks for the fun, you make nice target practice. (I think we both do.)
Manda, I don't have AIM installed on new laptop yet, call me sometime on my cell @ 251-975-7027. I did like your post, and don't think H. really meant all he said about you. People just like to have fun, sometimes going too far. I'm usually up at the crack of noon. Peace.
Submitted by BillsSBChamps (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:27:12 EST (#)
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Nice pussies.
Submitted by Siren (user info) at 2005-02-04 02:10:31 EST (#)
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He he.. kitties.
Submitted by mikethescottish (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:52:38 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Uninspired.
Submitted by bush_for_god (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:37:36 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
sorry, cute/fuzzy/small/kick me animal tribute posts get an automatic -2.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:30:23 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:19:47 (#)
Ranking: 2
thins.
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I hear some girls like that, never met one, but still.
you are reaching now babe. wheat thins/penis references...not really all that feasible, but at least you are trying. try harder if you wanna get past what i have already layed out there for you.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:29:28 EST (#)
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DanielH, thanks. Your first reply was exactly what I was about to say before my phone rang.
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That wasn't my first reply, scroll on down for that.
Submitted by Saxon (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:24:40 EST (#)
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Im not good with cats. but their cute when their young.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:19:47 EST (#)
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thins.
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I hear some girls like that, never met one, but still.
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:16:37 EST (#)
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DanielH, thanks. Your first reply was exactly what I was about to say before my phone rang.
Dr. Hadooken, IM me if you want to continue bitching about concussions and memory loss. Obviously you're bored and you have nothing else to do except for camp out on my post.
AIM: Manders1709. (You too, Daniel)
Stevie, you may not.
Britt, I'm sorry to hear about your cat.
Thecaes- You're not allowed to use that quote on my posts. It makes me giggle every single time.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:06:57 EST (#)
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my first post was about wheat thins.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:05:48 EST (#)
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When did he mention his penis...
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Evident in his first "short" limp post.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:03:05 EST (#)
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some people need it spelled out for them. HEY DUMBASS, I MADE A POST A FEW DAYS AGO WITH THE PICTURE OF MY VEHICLE IN WHICH I GOT PLATES THAT SAY MINUS 2.
you can plainly see that it is not a buick or reference to my penis. you really need to shore up your game and come back with something a little more clever. i know i am beating on a retard, but i dont want it to actually be as easy as well, beating on a retard.
Submitted by AsshOly (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:01:17 EST (#)
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Plus two. Cats.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:59:11 EST (#)
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When did he talk about his penis in the first place?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:57:24 EST (#)
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everybody knows i drive the minus 2 mobile
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You talking about your penis size again?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:52:34 EST (#)
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Wow. Hadooken kicks ass.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:48:03 EST (#)
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most offensive thing in that rant was saying i drive a buick. everybody knows i drive the minus 2 mobile. and the only school bus i follow is the short one you ride so i can run you over when you crutch your ass off of it.
http://www.ubersite.com/m/57943
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:44:22 EST (#)
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Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:36:58 (#)
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Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:57:40 (#)
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concussions dont cause drastic memory loss you retarded skank. cats suck and so does your face. if it wasnt for your cans, nobody would even know who you are. i was going to be nice, but you are far too stupid for that.
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Concussions are a primary cause of short-term and at times, long-term memory loss, even retardation, with which you seem intimately familiar. Cats don't suck, they were gods in ancient Egypt, and Manda's face is the type you jerk your down-sized dick to every night. I was going to be nice, but you're far too stupid for that.
I have low tolerance for ignorance, even when it's disguised as bad taste. You overfed, under-educated, low-rent-living, upcoming-court-date having, broken-down-Buick-driving school-bus-following, pumpkin-pickin' clod-kicking, pimple-popping hick-magnet.
i am familiar with concussions to be honest. i believe the reason for her long term memory loss is the same reason for your retardation. your mother tried to stab you with a coat hanger while you were in the woom and your soft nugget got poked right to the brain.
Your low tolerance for ignorance is obviously the reason for your low self esteem and self worth. the rest of that rant was attempted good smack except for the fact that you know little to nothing about me other than the other fat joke smack that people run at me. you should finish the job your mother started before she pooped your stupid ass out and tainted this world with another busted condom lawsuit.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:39:15 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Did Danny's dad teach him some words to call the bullies at school?
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:36:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:57:40 (#)
Ranking: -2
concussions dont cause drastic memory loss you retarded skank. cats suck and so does your face. if it wasnt for your cans, nobody would even know who you are. i was going to be nice, but you are far too stupid for that.
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Concussions are a primary cause of short-term and at times, long-term memory loss, even retardation, with which you seem intimately familiar. Cats don't suck, they were gods in ancient Egypt, and Manda's face is the type you jerk your down-sized dick to every night. I was going to be nice, but you're far too stupid for that.
I have low tolerance for ignorance, even when it's disguised as bad taste. You overfed, under-educated, low-rent-living, upcoming-court-date having, broken-down-Buick-driving school-bus-following, pumpkin-pickin' clod-kicking, pimple-popping hick-magnet.
Submitted by stevie_says (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:36:56 EST (#)
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Your brother looks hot. Can I cum inside him?
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:33:38 EST (#)
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Send me one, too.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:33:26 EST (#)
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ok
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:28:30 EST (#)
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hidden101, please send me a random ass photo of yourself so i can post it and get on most heated.
c'mon, it'll be fun.
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:24:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
*BARF*
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:18:15 EST (#)
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those are the best kind of buddies.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:17:34 EST (#)
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we can be -2 buddies
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:15:43 EST (#)
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Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:13:30 (#)
Ranking: -2
One time I saw a cat rape my mother. Then I got amnesia.
i think degreeless is my new best friend. that is funny shit.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:14:58 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:12:33 (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost cried when I read the part about one of your cats being hit by a car. My fourteen year old cat that I had adored and cherished since I was in first grade died in September. I found her in the driveway; it broke my heart.
But yeah, enough with the mushy stuff - bring on the cat posts, Manda, no matter what the other guys say!
get out of ohio. i cant have people like you defacing my home state.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:13:30 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
One time I saw a cat rape my mother. Then I got amnesia.
Submitted by BrittInToledo (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:12:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I almost cried when I read the part about one of your cats being hit by a car. My fourteen year old cat that I had adored and cherished since I was in first grade died in September. I found her in the driveway; it broke my heart.
But yeah, enough with the mushy stuff - bring on the cat posts, Manda, no matter what the other guys say!
Submitted by thecaes (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:06:39 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Wow. Lot of asshole comments on this post.
Well, I thought it was okay. Full of cute pictures. As for your memory loss, well...just be glad you still have your motor skills and fully functioning head-meat. If it makes you feel better, by the time you get a few years older you'd have forgotten most of your childhood anyway, head injury or no.
Or if you're like me, you block it out intentionally. IT PUTS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN!!
Submitted by okokididitbutiwasdrunk (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:59:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Awwwwwwwwwww!!! Kittens are so adorable.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:57:40 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
concussions dont cause drastic memory loss you retarded skank. cats suck and so does your face. if it wasnt for your cans, nobody would even know who you are. i was going to be nice, but you are far too stupid for that.
Submitted by thorpe (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:44:37 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Generally this sucked, but oh man that cat with the pikachu made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
Submitted by DanielH (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:42:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Bottom pics look like Tony Montana et al testing bags of blow.
(If you ever vacation on the Gulf on Pleasure Island, can I have 50 First Dates?)
If you say no, maybe you'll forget you said that by summer.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:31:45 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Show me your hole.
Submitted by seanfogy (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:28:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
everybody hates cats. didnt you get that memo? oh, thats right, memory loss, concussions, yeah. i'll make sure you get another copy of that memo.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:24:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I've got a few cats I spoil rotten, though not very well depicted in my "why my cat has a big fat ass" post.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:24:06 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is the best thread evar!!!
Submitted by MandaPanda (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:15:00 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:42:55 (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever since 8th grade, when I got a concussion and had my memory basically wiped clean, I can only remember my life through pictures and cats.
i stopped after that. the bullshit flag came whizzing in from the side and tagged me in the head.
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I wasn't going to address this until someone else remarked on it.
I could provide you with the medical documentation, but I don't see the point.
Take it for what it is, or choose not to. I don't particularly care to argue.
Submitted by transhuman (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:14:27 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
I like cats, but this post was still boring. Sorry.
Submitted by Joemama (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:12:11 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
+2.5 for Hadookens bullshit flag
Thank you
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:01:54 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
This is goddamn horrible.
Are you SURE you've recovered form that concussion? I'd get a second opinion on that if I were you.
Submitted by Tigre (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:57:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
+2 for cat boobies
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:51:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I jerk to breaking streaks and giving shitty posts +2s.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:50:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:46:29 (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Hadooken, I was about to break my third streak.
sorry, didnt know you were trying to get loose on people like that. i'll hang back next time.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:46:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Fuck Hadooken, I was about to break my third streak.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
now that i have finished this post i can give it a seperate rating on its content.....
minus 2
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:42:55 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
Ever since 8th grade, when I got a concussion and had my memory basically wiped clean, I can only remember my life through pictures and cats.
i stopped after that. the bullshit flag came whizzing in from the side and tagged me in the head.
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:37:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
i hate cats. they are 110% pure evil.
Submitted by Pentameter (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:37:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Awwwwwwwwwwwwww!
This is one of the cutest posts ever!
Submitted by Jarvis (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:36:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
http://www.amazingcatcollection.com
Submitted by spedmonkey (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:34:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Nice pussy.