Bonjour les Américains!!1 (2034 hits)
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Submitted by Caulaincourt (View user info) at 2005-02-03 22:33:23 EST
I was having a simple dinner while reading my last hissy fit of a post that made most heated.
Then I realized what I was eating. So I figured it might be a good way to apologize to my american friends and piss off the francophobes at once...
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Submitted by Val (user info) at 2005-03-20 23:48:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like you, without any rhyme or reason. Go figure.
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-07 15:28:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-05 02:40:58 (#)
Ranking: 0
By "american cheese" do you mean "plastic"? =P
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You can safely say that, I personally hate the stuff. Cheddar all the way.
Submitted by Hairsphincter (user info) at 2005-02-07 00:32:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
You may eat my dick cheese.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:33:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I like that statement.
agreed.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-05 23:10:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
We can safely conclude that confrontation draws more attention than agreement.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:33:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
**so fuck off
Sorry about the misswording. A testament to American Red State edu-ma-cation.
Submitted by tech-junkie (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:31:32 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted. Enjoy your McDonald's. And yes, American cheese is wrapped in plastic, but it tastes so fucking good, so fuck up!
Just FYI, I'm not a Franco-phobe, you're just a Franco-feliac.
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-05 18:20:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:24:12 (#)
Ranking: -2
dude just shut the fuck up
write a dumbass post
then make another dumb shit post to apologize
what a waste
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aww shut the hell up. everyone else here is having fun. why can't you?
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-05 02:40:58 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
By "american cheese" do you mean "plastic"? =P
Submitted by Donitsu2002 (user info) at 2005-02-05 01:32:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
American cheese says Hi!1
Submitted by Freight_Train (user info) at 2005-02-04 19:24:12 EST (#)
Ranking: -2
dude just shut the fuck up
write a dumbass post
then make another dumb shit post to apologize
what a waste
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:28:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt in another post that had nothing whatsoever to do with the post you just read (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:55:38 (#)
Ranking: 2
You didn't rate my last post because you uncapable of being nice with me.
Or you were just in awe at my gorgeousness.
I choose B.
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It's both, mon cher.
I hate you because I can never have you. You are too good for me.
Now that my secret is out, I place the pistol to my head, bid the world a final adieu, and slowly pul
Submitted by YELLOW-MAN (user info) at 2005-02-04 18:03:12 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 17:49:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Note: the employees of government based liquor stores are currently on strike. Apparently selling wine to people is worth of an astronaut salary. A salary I pay with my taxes. I am then force to drink cheap shitty Côte-Du-Rhones wine. I fucking hate unions.
Submitted by JonnyX (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:36:21 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Gouda kicks ass - I WANT SOME RIGHT NOW
Submitted by DonkeyOnTheEdge (user info) at 2005-02-04 16:36:10 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Apology accepted.
Submitted by indoninja (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:55:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Would have been a plus 2 if it was brie.
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:51:36 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I was going to post a piece of smiling cheese but then you beat me to it, asshole!
Just kidding.
I'm so funny.
Submitted by pantsarestupid (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:50:02 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Yes...wine cheese and hot boy.
Submitted by TigerLilly (user info) at 2005-02-04 14:49:17 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Mmmmmuuuuuuaaaaahhhhhh
Submitted by sebcharrot (user info) at 2005-02-04 12:36:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
Woo! All hail International Lurv!
http://www.ubersite.com/m/58612
Submitted by ess-arr (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:40:44 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow your doing two things at once what are you a man!!!
Submitted by TheSpook (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:35:26 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:22:15 (#)
Ranking: 0
A few glasses of wine from time to time isn't heavy drinking. At least, not compared to how much I used to drink.
I keep telling myself that. Then, in AA classes, I learned it's bad.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:24:46 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Those last 3 reviews were awesome
Submitted by partisan (user info) at 2005-02-04 11:05:49 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa! Your bread is made of cheese!!!
Submitted by Schwarzes_Glas (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:54:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I swear, you have more interest in my country than I do. Just think, if there was no America, you'd have nothing to dwell/think/converse/obsess/envy over.
Come on man - write something good. I wanna +2 you so bad.
Submitted by potatomanjack (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:32:40 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Whoa! Your bread is smiling!!!
It's smile-bread!
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:22:15 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
A few glasses of wine from time to time isn't heavy drinking. At least, not compared to how much I used to drink.
Submitted by sublime (user info) at 2005-02-04 10:05:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Je pensais que vous arretez d'boire?
Submitted by lojope (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:32:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Oh, mon amour, aucunes excuses sont eu besoin de. Vous êtes mon petit français parle chaux au kiwi !
(if that's wrong it's the online translator's fault)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 09:12:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:34:51 (#)
Ranking: 0
Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec toi Caulain? D'habitude, t'es plus capable d'ignorer des insultes?
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J'ai jamais prétendu être parfait ma poule.
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This post should've more heat than that other piece of shit I made.
Too bad that won't happen. Oh well...
Submitted by corn_nugget (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:45:01 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I didn't know you looked like that!!!
Submitted by munkeypants (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:42:28 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
wow, you're hot.
Submitted by BLITZKREIG_BOB (user info) at 2005-02-04 08:20:29 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Good to see that you have some cheese to go with your whine.
Submitted by vergedor (user info) at 2005-02-04 05:34:51 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Qu'est-ce qui se passe avec toi Caulain? D'habitude, t'es plus capable d'ignorer des insultes?
Submitted by TheCure (user info) at 2005-02-04 03:50:06 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Edam has red wax, gouda has yellow wax.
At least it does in Tescos.
Silly pain d'ail.
Submitted by rad1101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:48:20 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ich liebe das Goudakaese. Moechtest du meine Kinder gehaben?
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-04 01:35:11 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:39:08 (#)
Ranking: 0
That glass of wine was of the too many I had...heeeeeee haw!
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I love drunk reviews. Simply love them.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:39:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That glass of wine was of the too many I had...heeeeeee haw!
Submitted by hidden101 (user info) at 2005-02-04 00:23:08 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
AHAHAHAHAHA
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:42:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:55:23 (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that stuff. Don't eat the red part on the outside. It's chewy and it doesn't taste very good.
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I believe that red part is wax. it is what the french use to wash themselves, once a year.
Submitted by Mitchapalooza (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:38:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Submitted by Jack_McCallum (user info) at 2005-02-03 19:49:28 (#)
Ranking: 0
Conspiracy theory Alert!!!
Mitchapalooza is a Caulaincourt alter.
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Hey! jack says I'm you! and he's the uberkinglord, so he MUST be right.
PS jack mccullum is an idiot. and i think he smells worse than that gouda, frogboy.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:35:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
That was the best story ever told.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:35:18 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Français < Nederlands < Nihongo = Deutsch
I think the reason I have such a disdain for the French language is because when I took it in high school, my French teacher looked like a fucking gay pedophile. I hated him. I think I posted his picture somewhere before.
Submitted by Shlongy (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:28:47 EST (#)
Ranking: -1
Who's the mo?
Submitted by MyNameIsTim (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:23:41 EST (#)
Ranking: 1
where are the crackers? how can you ahve cheese and wine withotu crackers?
i have been to france, and i enjoyed your country.
that big ass bridge is pretty sweet, as is the layout of the roads.
that big glass pyramid is kind of tacky however, at least thats what robert landgon told me to think.
Submitted by Circe (user info) at 2005-02-03 23:22:27 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
Ik hou van je, Caul....
Maar ik ben een kaas sletje.
(Ik sprekken slecht Nederlands... niet Frans.)
(And I probably even did that wrong.)
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:56:05 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Koffee Annaa is overrated. Gouda will bring peace among nations.
Submitted by JohnGalt (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:55:23 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love that stuff. Don't eat the red part on the outside. It's chewy and it doesn't taste very good.
Submitted by CookieLass (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:51:30 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
hee hee! Happy gouda!
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:44:25 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Rawr.
Submitted by Timmah (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:43:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
sympathy +2 because of big bad degreeless.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:42:33 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Holy sideburns.
Submitted by Degreeless_Capibara (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:42:03 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
I love gouda. I also love breaking streaks.
Submitted by Caulaincourt (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:41:53 EST (#)
Ranking: 0
Gouda smells nothing silly!
Submitted by AlwaysAnEagle (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:38:52 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
STINKY CHEESE MAN
Submitted by QueenAshlee (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:37:47 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
No Comment
Submitted by bob (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:36:31 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
J'accepte vos excuses.
Je n'aime pas le fromage, cependant, et ceci me blesse parce que Gouda pas le goût bon.
Submitted by youarsoghey (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:36:22 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I want a crazy "e" on my keyboard.
Submitted by Hadooken (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:35:57 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
you revisted the peace offering post didnt you. now you have restored that connection that me and you had....HOLD ME!
Submitted by Lyric (user info) at 2005-02-03 22:33:59 EST (#)
Ranking: 2
I love you